Is it worth losing your virginity to an escort? I'm thinking

>>736924427
The thought of Virginity as something "sacred" is just a stupid remnant from Catholicism.

Ask anyone how often they contemplate about their first time having sex and you'll see that pretty much everyone had a crappy/awkward first time anyways and that none of them cares about it anymore.

>losing the V-card to a nigger

You can do much better.

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>>736924697
I'd never date one, but this is my chance to at least fuck one once.

>>736924697
Faggot, you probably like chinks

>>736924427
For me I'd say it was worth it. I lost my V-card to a Dutch escort. Feel free to ask me questions OP.

>>736925075
Did you tell her you're a virgin?

How akward was it?

Did you kiss or do oral?

How long did you last?

How did you feel after?

>>736924427
If you can afford a clean, good looking one, hell yeah, go to town. Use protection, though. Hoes come with risks.

>>736925202
>Did you tell her you're a virgin?
Yes

>How akward was it?
first 15 minutes was awkward, after that not at all.

>Did you kiss or do oral?
Yes and yes

>How long did you last?
The full hour

>How did you feel after?
Content, satisfied.

Overall, it was a great experience

>>736925450
>first 15 minutes was awkward
Why

>>736924629
aye, what this lad said

>>736925358
know ny good sites for U.S.? i've heard about backpage but seems a little sketchy

>>736924427
Your virginity only has as much worth as you give it. If you think yourself worthless go for it. But sex is severely overrated. How old are you?

>>736925075
isn't it considered sex tourism if you travel to another country where prostitution is legal?

>>736926123
>How old are you?
27 turning 28 in a month

>>736926241
>27 turning 28 in a month
>still a virgin

I'd just wait until you become a wizard my friend, and put your wizard powers on display whilst calling lighting down on the chads.

>>736924427
If you truly feel pressured for being a virgin, then yes, it's worth it.
I didn't lose my virginity to an escort, but after I did I felt relieved. I could finally tick it from my "to do" list.
Dating became much easier after that. Since I was not obsessed with losing my virginity anymore, I could be more spontaneous and fun.

>>736925722
Because I was shy as a motherfucker and could barely speak properly, but it went away after about 15 minutes.

>>736926136
and you go to jail like the subway guy.

>>736926388
Fuck you guys with this bullshit meme

>>736926618
>but it went away as soon as we ended forced conversation and just got onto fucking and moaning

Fixed

>>736926666
well, not exactly. Amsterdam and other places have high standards.

nice quads

>>736924786
Why wouldn't you date one? They give mad head

>>736924697
This

>>736927074
>They give mad head
And gonorrhea

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>>736926123
Dude your almost there!!! 3 more years and you'll have powers beyond your imagination.
>pic related
Its me. Or you in 3 years

28 here.

Probabaly going to fuck a hooker this summer.

If it goes well I might turn it into a hobby.

>>736927302
So does your mom but you don't see her complaining
https://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm
>Genital herpes is common in the United States. In the United States, about one out of every six people aged 14 to 49 years have genital herpes

Honestly, if I were still a virgin at 28 I would just lose it to a hooker and move on with life. At that point extreme measures are required. I don't know what's stopping you.

>>736924427


DON'T DO IT. I WAS THE SAME FAT FUCK LOSER YOU WERE. USED AN ESCORT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY AT 18. IT WAS CLASSICAL ESCORT BIZ. WHAM, BANG, NO THANK YOU MAM. USED ESCORTS FOR A FEW YEARS AFTER.

MY LIFE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY AFTER A WHILE. GOT INTO BJJ, WEIGHT LIFTING, BECAME A DENTIST ETC. AND UNDER THAT FAT I WAS A VERY GOOD LOOKING 6'3" WHITE STUD WHO GAINS MUSCLE NICELY.

I STILL TREAT SEX LIKE FUCKING AN ESCORT. SO MANY WOMEN TOLD ME I AM THE COLDEST AND MOST DISTANT LOVER THEY HAVE HAD. I BLAME MY FIRST EXPERIENCES WITH ESCORTS. THEY MADE ME VIEW SEX AS A BUSINESS TRANSACTION. I AM BASICALLY A SOCIOPATH WITHOUT THE VIOLENCE.

>>736927967
>I don't know what's stopping you.
1.) I'm very insecure of my skinny fat body with body and back hair
2.) Probably need to drink and smoke weed to gather the horny induced courage

>>736928045
Because you did it at 18. At THAT age it's too early to waste it on an escort.
Losing your virginity to a hooker should be seen as an emergency measure: after about 27-28, if you're still a virgin, then it's acceptable. It will ultimately be more beneficial than harmful in the long run. Before that age, however, you should try to lose it without restoring to escorts, in order not to fuck up your perceptions about sex.

>>736928204
>very insecure of my skinny fat body with body and back hair

apparently not insecure enough to do something about it, OP you're already at the point that people are probably questioning whether or not you're just a closet faggot

>>736924629
My first time was pretty decent.

>>736924427
>escort
>black chick

Waste of money.

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>>736928487
>people are probably questioning whether or not you're just a closet faggot

>>736928453


DOESN'T MATTER FUCK HEAD. IF YOU CAN'T GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER BY 27-28, SUICIDE IS THE BEST OPTION. I MEAN AT 30 WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING DESPERATE THEY WOULD FUCK A FAT UNEMPLOYED NIGGER,

ALSO THE HARDEST AND MOST DESPICABLE TRUTH YOU WILL LEARN IN LIFE IS WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT THAT'S WHEN YOU WILL GET MORE PUSSY.

>>736928204
Are you or feel ugly, did any girl flirt you even with a lusty eye contact?

How the fuck is it possible to grow back hairs?

Also being skinny isn't a problem just make some curls to boost your biceps, the worst thing is to be fat with dick below 5 in, what's your dick size btw?

>>736928204
>insecure
Even if she doesn't like your body, who fucking cares? You are LITERALLY PAYING HER to fuck.

If you're so insecure with a hooker, no wonder you are still a virgin. My honest advice is to do it ASAP, realize that sex is not scary and embarrassing as you may have thought, and go forward with your life with a heavy burden lifted from your shoulders.
You have nothing to be ashamed of at this point. As I said, if I were your age and still a virgin I would do it too.

>>736924629
>pretty much everyone had a crappy/awkward first time

That's why you see a pro who knows what the fuck to do.

>>736928204


YOU SHOULD JUST CONSIDER SUICIDE.

YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING EASY IT IS TO CORRECT YOUR ISSUES?
I MEAN PLANET FITNESS IS WHAT? 4 BUCKS A MONTH? AND LASER HAIR REMOVAL IS WHAT? UNDER 1K FOR YOUR AREA?

BETTER NUTRITION IS EASY AS FUCK AND ACTUALLY SAVES YOUR FAT ASS MONEY.

FUCKING MORON.

>>736928789
>the worst thing is to be fat with dick below 5 in


BEING FAT IS BAD. REALLY BAD. WOMEN HATE FAT GUYS. IF YOU ARE FAT IT WILL BE HARD OT FIND A SEXUAL PARTNER ESPECIALLY NOWADAYS.

>>736928672
either that or just slightly autistic, just fuck a hooker. get it out of your system

>>736928789
My dick is 6.5, quite thick with girth.

I have no problem with girls, I'm called attractive the most attractive guy at work many times, I would have zero issues getting a gf. I'm just so fucking insecure of my body image but I'm such a lazy piece of shit to workout.

I'm baffled how you guys can't get pussy. I'm in a fcking wheelchair for 10 years now. Pussy never has been a problem, not now not before. I'm 29 now my actual gf is 23 and she was a virgin. The first before this one had 30 I had 27 I think, she was a slut in bed, she did all I want, my little slave. Get some balls and approach anyone you would fck, if they say no, go to the next one like is no tomorrow.

>>736929106
>I'm called attractive the most attractive guy at work many times


I DOUBT THAT. IN FACT I WOULD BET MY LEFT NUT YOU ARE UGLY. WHAT YOU SAID IS IN YOUR HEAD. NO ONE CALLS YOU ATTRACTIVE.

>>736929146


LOL.

>>736924427
My first time was with a hooker. It was worth it just to find out sex isn't as big a deal as I had made it out to be in my head.

I can't remember much of the details anymore like her name. I just remember I paid about $80, she was nice enough, and I didn't cum in 30 seconds like I was afraid I would.

The second hooker I met about a month later I remember much better. She was fucking amazing. She cost in the range of $200 - $300 and she was worth every penny. After she moved away I haven't seen another hooker. BTW, I always used a jimmy hat and I didn't catch anything.

Loserfag here. Go 4 it. I was shy dude and got over it worked out built up game but hadnt be past 1st base by 23. Paid for high class escort (prob too much) and had awesome sex. Actually got free one after it because she said no young studs mostly old guys cant get it up and I had been working out and just working since nothing else in life, and built bod up. I was nervous as fuck but begging of learning game was to act "as if" and acted confident when she arrived at hotel and night was fucking amazing. Yes I realize loser and couldnt get girl on own but wouldnt change anything 20 years later looking back and like my own Risky Business story. Two tips: use a cover (of course) and use a higher class service do NOT pick up some street nastiness (of course that doesnt mean anything, but statistically im guessing it does).

>>736929106
Lol mayne you got good stats, just find some lads get high with alcohol but don't overdo it, dance with a drunk girl and here you are.

Also did you devoted yourself on studies or vidya? These are the main reasons of male virginity and not ugliness.

>>736926079
Anon i gotchu.
I checked out backpage. Hookers are expensive. Haven't gone through with it but i texted some and yeah they're legit.

>>736929542
And yes I am jealous of guys who had game and in H.S. and could talk it up. Took me into 20s and learning that confidence and communication and decent body were keys to start of flirting with women, and also to play field wide and not be desperate, flirt with everyone and let it progress at their rate and you will have women competing for you. But losing virginty to beautiful blonde escort was/is an amazing memory.

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>>736924427
Virginity is over-rated, but gettign an STD is not. Be safe.

>>736930071


she literally looks like a pig you fucking imbecile.

>>736929965
good shit, thanks anon. i'm still young so not too interested. but my biggest concern is undercover five-o

>>736929687
I grew up on video games and was a shut in for a long time. I was bullied in freshman year highschool that affected my self esteem irreversably

>>736930191
haha, this. would still though

>>736924427
If it was up to me Id only have sex with hookers, GFs wives are bullshit, make like the japanese and dont bother with relationships

>>736930249
>undercover five-o
That's why you verify the names and phone numbers with escort review sites

Also they should be advertising that they do not engage in explicit talk whatsoever and that her rates are only for her companionship. Nothing gets started until you put the money down without saying a word.

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>>736924697
Yeah. Two niggers.

>>736930249
Luserfag here--good thought. So I asked atty friend, if undercover 50--tell her you are looking for someone to nude model. A escort will say no prob, a cop will try to talk you into sex right there or blow it off--they wont agree because wastes their time. Perfect legal Vice UC test. I was not only a virgin but (in a good sense) paranoid too. Luckly for me overworried, most Vice will concentrate on street prostitutes who tend to be drug addicts and more likely to carry STDs then more expensive call girls who, for some, are just in it for tax-free megabucks.

>>736930888


HOLY FUCK NIGGERS ARE DUMB.

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>>736925722
Because he nutted 13 minutes ago.

>>736930249
They're also worried about five o
They call you after you reach out to them and ask for an appointment and an address. Details are only discussed during call.

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>>736926136
I travel by transit to go to the closest massage parlour.

Am I a sex tourist in my own city?

>>736930660
Yes, and dont exchange money. When call girl arrives have an envelope with fee + tip sitting out. Call girls don't want to get busted either. Literally, if she have sex with you without discussion of acts, then you decide to give her a gift, its not legally prostitution. Absurd isnt it? Most experienced call girls (I learned after my experience at 23--from tt the girl who laid me on our second date) know to just take the money and no words exchanged.

>>736930971
smart shit, anon. thanks.

>>736930191
You're trash. She looks like a bootleg katt dennings. 9/10 would fuck

>>736931174
>cats balls almost as big as mine wtf
haha, no.

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>>736930995


I would have like to see his fingers crushed as it came around the calipers.

>>736931258


no she looks like an experiment combining kat denning dna with your mother's dna (a sow)

>>736924629
My first time was full of hot and steamy young passion that started outside in a torrential downpour leading into my bedroom. Will never forget.
>Sex is just (time x money) to an escort. You might get lucky and have 'chemistry'
>The times where I was making love (while in love) is what I will always remember until I'm old and senile uselessly fapping my floppy dongle

Unless you're 1/10 there's no choice then. Just don't resent it later but enjoy the experience. I've had my share of escorts throughout my early 20's if you want them to 'like' you more get the most time they offer; usually an hour+ and leave a tip after you get dressed if you liked them back. Don't be awkward with the cash that'll kill the mood put it into an envelope or just smack that stack down on her night table.

>TLDR: do it right fgt before you become a wizard or worse get cucked by somebody your age

>>736931174
ayy amsterdammer, my brotha

>>736926241
yeah just go dude, if you'r elike 18 and have a fairly decent social life I'd wait but 21 and up, I would just go to a hooker. also if you're 18 and your sociall life is complete shit, then go to a hooker too. (coming from a virgin myself, but I'm stil young and my social life is pretty good imo)

>>736924427
I know the first time should be special.
but anon, not this special. I mean... really a nig nog?

>>736933798
>really a nig nog?
I grew up in a racist home so it has a forbidden fruit aspect to it

>>736934043
uhh I understand. Doing the stuff your dad says no to. Like when he raped you? you said no and no means yes

>>736934043


A NIGGER IS LIKE AN ANIMAL. EVEN NIGER ESCORTS GO FULL TILT. NOT A GOOD CHOICE FOR A FAT FUCKING VIRGIN. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO NON NORTH AMERICAN RAISED ASIAN ESCORT.

I FUCKED 100'S OF ESCORTS SO TRUST ME. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A CHINESE BORN ESCORT. THEY WERE PROBABLY WHORES FROM A YOUNG AGE BACK HOME AND KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SOCIALLY INEPT LOSERS. A BLACK CHICK IS LIKE A FUCKING TORNADO.

>>736931198
What about incalls?

My only fear of incalls is if she's secretly recording. Tho I'm probably just being paranoid.

>>736924427
No it doesn't count with a hooker. Sorry pal.

>>736924629
But what IS true is that you're not a man unless you've had sex that wasn't directly paid for or by force.

>>736925450
Are you still a virgin?

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>>736924427
if you have the money, go for it OP

>>736934639
thank god we have a representative from the Council of Men

>>736924427
If you're over 20 and still a virgin, get laid however you can.

>>736926241
Oh for fucks sake! Call that whore now!

>>736924427
bet some fags would but for the most part you can't take those memes back once they're made. Rules still stand you will no longer be one of us brother if you commit estiality.

>>736936669
Yeah... if I could go back in time and give my younger self some advice, I'd tell him to just get it over with asap.

>>736924427
Wot ever floats your boat.
I lost mine to your mom, it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. When we were done she said she fucked all of your friends and took their virginity, and laughed at you still being a Virgin. She told me that she would take yours too, but didn't think you would go for it. So, if you would go for it next time she is wearing a dress and bends over in front of you just hike it up and plow away.

>>736933389
If your social life is so good then why are you still a virgin

>>736924427
>Nigger

Why tho