name the most autistic thing you do. for me, pic related

>>736923233
Count syllables of speech by flexing muscles on one or the other side of my body as people speak.

>>736923554
I do the same but with biting either side of my mouth.

>>736923661
Shit, used to *chew* the insides of my mouth to keep quiet, they were raw and it just went away eventually but I hadn't thought of that 'til you said this.

>>736923233
I sometimes repeat what I say under my breath directly after I say it.

>>736923233
Is "Stardew" an autistic obsession, where you are living in it - or an OCD thing where you have to harvest every last head of lettuce? (never played, don't know this game). I play "Age of Empires / Mythology" too long for all the wrong reasons but I think they're more OCD than Aspy.

>>736923911
That is new to me friend. I once realized I had planned what I was going to say to order coffee so much that I said it like I was reading a book, and the words I actually spoke were, "I'd like a tall black coffee, I said."
Cringed. Thank god I was alone in line. The counter makes it possible to sneak away, or feel like you can. And I did.

>>736923554
i do the same but tap my fingers ot click my teeth

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For me and every one of you it's actually browsing and posting on /b/.

I lay down and fall asleep in the shower pretty regularly, fucks with the water bill but w/e

>>736923911
Same my dude. I do it to find out if i sounded like an autist during a social interaction just end up looking like one instead.

>>736923911
I hate people like you

>>736924075
YES! Would (and still do this one) contact rear molars together on alternate sides, and if a new person started or same speaker on new topic, I'd have to begin "tallying" their syllabic tempo starting with the last untapped tooth. Fuck, I'll tell you this, and I've told it to nobody, but here we are someplace where a person will get me, and I can't be matched with my statement: I worked (not union, just handyman) construction and would constantly be up and down the ladder: If I dropped a nail or screw, I had to go find it to ensure it "got its turn" or its place in destiny ... weird, weird shit.

>>736923233
>>736923802
I still do this

>>736924201
Same my dude #2 am I autistic?

Gix games. Almost all the games on the site

>>736923233
Spin my fidgetspinner

>>736924404
Sorry gamegix

>>736924201
Wait, this is new to me, and I'm curious. I have to ask, do you sleep because you also have the power to crash wherever / whenever, or is the water the catalyst that knocks you out? Very interested.

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>>736923554
What in the fuck I thought I was the only human being in existence that did this.

I use my knees and ass cheeks, flex them bitches. When I was a kid it was really bad and I would do it even in conversations, now I just do it to music and when I'm spacing off.

>>736924447
For me its a combo of 14hr days at work and the shower floor being the first thing i get to rest on

>>736923233
i only write with pens because using pencils or markers makes me cringe.

i cant handle the feeling and sound of pencil on paper. im also really good at drawing.

my grandma actually said i was autistic when i was little because of this.


to this day certain sounds cause me to cringe. i will leave a room if someones writing with a marker, or pencil.

even if i cant hear or feel it, if i see it, it will hurt the shit out of my ears.

>>736924277
>drop screw, hunt to find it to serve a purpose

Kek you'd hate working on a boat with my dad. He drops at least three or four washers, nuts, bolts, you name it under the deck boards when we're doing projects.

>>736924577
OK, I'm being honest and coming clean, I said "flex muscles" but I wanted to say "asscheeks", you were honest enough to say it. Fucking I'm laughing here at home.

>>736923233
How can you play that game for that many hours? I thought it was like one playthrough and it's over.

>>736923233
I really like that game having frown up playing harvest moon.

I think I have around 140 hours into it. Fun stuff.

i poop once a week because i hate pooping.

i havnt wiped / used TP in over 10 years.

after every poop i just have a shower.

i play single player minecraft still

>>736924813
Good to know I'm not the only ass flexer in town! Your post made me kek as well.

>>736924807
If you had a dad with a boat, and you're talking about him juggling / losing hardware, then he must have been that kind of dad who could fix any fucking thing. Please elaborate. Did you get the fix-it gene?

>>736924967
That's huge dedication. My friend would leave high school to go home to poop and never come back. Has your attendance to any job or school been ruined by that shower method?

>>736923911
Same here, I usually do it after saying something that I'm proud of, such as a snappy comeback, just so I can hear it again even though I do it subconsciously. This typically negates the coolness of whatever I just said because it makes me look like a complete autist

>>736924156
Winner. Feels batman.

>>736923233
CS:GO 1100 hours, my biggest regret

>>736924990
you win

>>736925206
I'm sorry fam

>>736925118
never.

ive been holding my poop in since i was a child. ive always hated pooping. its dirty and annoying and i would never feel clean unless i showered immediately after. i was hospitalized a few times as a youngster.

after all these years my body naturally gets the urge to shit maybe twice a week. i have bad gastritis as a result.

>>736925206
dude, this makes me thing of adding my "flight time" with various games. For me, I hate that Steam shows "x" hours played and X hours since last played...

>>736923233
velocibox
1400h

>>736923233
Twitch my fingers on my right hand in rhythmic patterns while calculating or thinking intensely.

>>736925256
shits fun every now and then.

I masturbate to hentai

>>736924828
Pretty sure there is so much stuff to do in Stardew Valley it'd take several 100 hours to do literally everything. And some people are autistic and just keep playing after having done everything.

>>736923233
Recite comedy routines from 90's sitcoms as a self-soothing mechanism

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>>736925367
ayy

Wear ear buds for hours without playing music, phone or laptop. Idk why I do this...

>>736925286
I dislike having to do it, having to deal with it. I get your point of origin.

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my most played games.

>>736925558
YES YES YES it keeps people the fuck from bothering you, that's why you do it - antlers to prod away the dickfaces.

>>736925367
>>736925485
honest question, what keeps you playing this game for so long? i mean its fun here and there but that much?

>>736924696
Marker pens on paper do the same thing for me
That fabric-y looking tip
Ew

>>736925558
I just replied to you but it also makes people discount you as part of the public record and you hear some good shit mate

>>736925485
kys tfag

>>736923233
>pens
Hey, about the pens - have you ever used the Pentel Pocketbrush? I highly recommend.

>>736924990
are you suggesting multiplayer Minecraft is less autistic?

>>736925485
jesus fuck

can I have an unusual, oh great hat god?

Have invested well over a thousand hours in the elder scrolls series too. Probably 800+ on morrowind, 600+ on oblivion, and 600+ on skyrim.

>>736925701
>>736925752
So true, never really noticed that. Autism peaking.

>>736923554
I do that as well but with everything for example on the way to school I count the amount of letters on everything I see, whether it be a for sale sign or a bill board by flexing each side of my body from left to right also when people speak to me I can't help but mentally count the amount of syllables in everything they say

>>736925711
>That fabric-y looking tip
oh god fuck that.
got goosebumps thinkin about it.
u know that classic chicken skin eh

>>736925457
You must have a lot of good jokes memorized

>>736926105
by a fraction.

>>736926278
if thats autistic then consider me a sperg lord

>>736923233
Well not any more. But back in like late middle school early highschool. I put 3500 hours into battlefield 2. Mainly playing 3 particular mods. Can't show for It any more because xfire is now ded. And I've always hated steam with a passion.

>>736926561
>>736926278
also,

i gotta say that oblivion is by far the best elder scrolls game.

fuck, its the best bethesda game ever.

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With all achievments

>>736923233
Not all autists have tics or obsessions, nor are tics and obsessions exclusive to autism. Raed a book once in your sheltered life.

>>736926456
They're not jokes, they're more like dialog-based bits.
"Like this unicorn in space. I'm askin' ya, What's he breathin'?"
"Air?"
"Ain't no air in space!"
"There's an air 'n' space museum."

>>736926336
Look at old photos. People didn't smile. They were busy living. Now we're forced to become presentable brands. There were times when one didn't need to have a social edge; of a class, you could be served, represented and only exposed to those whose time and attention were worth something. Your headphones may describe boundaries, and that's fine. Think of how precious your time is. I would hire a guy who sat down with headphone cords because I know he has a passion for A) someone's thoughts or B) his own

>>736926627
Oblivion is solid. But the bloodmoon expansion for morrowind is possibly my favorite video game anything ever. That and the fact that you could kill three different gods in morrowind.

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I'm not sure if anyone else had this but when I was pretty young, I use to absolutely despise the feeling of paper, sometimes I would request my shit to get laminated, I fucked hated it, i couldn't read normally because I would cringe I couldn't write properly because my hand slides across the paper, it fucking blew.

>also I have 2400hrs in CS:GO

>>736923233
I clench my jaw whenever i go over shadows in the car

>>736926879
Exactly the same here.

>>736926379
OK, I have to ask, you said you count letters. My friend J we'll call her used to *value* letters by the number of lines it took to draw them - certain letters were "greater" than others. Does your count of letters have a base other than decimal?

>>736923911
>>736925131
hahahaha that's me!

>>736924990
I play single player Portal Knights.

>>736926975
people ask me why I'm so quiet when travelling and its because I HATE missing shadows

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When I sit I twitch my feet up and down or left-right non stop. Mostly when music is playing in my head.
But the most autistic thing I do is betting with myself. Basically when I walk down the road and hear a car passing by I think
>if I pass this road sign faster than the car - something good will happen today.
I think about shit like this almost unconditionally just because it "worked" sometimes when I was a teen.

>>736923233
I actually have autism. It's what used to be called Aspergers. I've successfully stopped most of my autistic ticks, but a few still persist. I count a lot of things and I like things to be in multiples of 6. There were 14 stairs going up in my parents house. I'd always skip 2. There were 8 going down to the basement so I'd jump the last two.

>>736927198
I want to clarify: are you talking about shadows that fall across the path you're traveling? How does it affect when you're on foot?

>>736927198
M not that OCD about it, I just usually do it when driving alone.

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>>736927251
>>if I pass this road sign faster than the car - something good will happen today.
Holy shit, always (hearing something approach from behind, whether on foot or bike) think: I need to reach X point before they pass me or I'm dead... I don't think I will die, I only want to bootcamp myself into a moment of real pressure.

>>736926865
i get morrowind is a classic.and ittl always have a place in my heart.

but i cant get passed the outdated graphics / animations.

i get teh visuals dont make the game, but theyre important to me for immersive reasons.

>>736927346
On foot it's never bothered me. And yes, if theres a shadow over a certain length that I'm going over, I clench my jaw till i cant see it over the bonnet of the car

i cant sleep without wiggling my toes and feet for like a hour.

>>736927251

None of that is uncommon.

>itt: people think they are special

Can't untangle my headphones without my hands cringing sometimes. Like actual autistic muscle spastic cringing.

>>736927367
Doesnt matter who I'm with, its just one of those weird urges ya know

>>736927574
Sounds like restless leg syndrome. You need to get drunker before you go to bed.

>>736925007
He's a literal master of the sea and tools and I didn't inherit shit. However, I'm his engine room bitch (do the dirty work like get into the bilge to tighten pipes and what not ) and it has made me immensely more handy.

>>736927766
yea i thought that was the case too.

i really dont care. i enjoy wiggling. its soothing.

>>736927474
Probably depends on whether you played it when it came out or not. Much easier to forgive when it was still the new thing.

>>736923233
OP and the world of this board: do you daily wish for a breakdown of society? Something that will bring everything to a head,so that your knowledge of obscure survival methods and your ability to seek real Maslow pyramid elements in their order will play out in a very "Revenant" style scenario - one that will favor hard-willed, socially unplugged warriors?

I'm saying we all value the concept of a social currency, but the average bear is wired by television and social media to pretend to need others. He will seek a group whose deficiencies will be multiplied to the burden of that group and its greater community. Give me a community of twitchy misfits. Survival is temporary. Existence requires data and nutrients and everything else is gravy if you're not an emotional prick. Everyone who panics in "Blade Runner" and "Alien" dies.

>>736927559
This is really interesting, I hope you don't mind me being enthusiastic about something that troubles you, but: does it happen at all speeds? Skateboard, bicycle ... aircraft takeoff? Forgive the probing, but I'm intrigued.

>>736928028
oh yeah i played teh shit out of it when it came out.
same for oblivion and skyrim.

>>736925685
good taste.

>>736927828
I like what you wrote, and I would love for a psychedelic moment to occur where you walk to a port and get to see in their prime the family tree of those who sailed - say now, then steam, then coracle and nets on the coast: how far back does this go? What bones and genes brought your father here to teach you ... and what you will pass on are poems of the genes of the Isles. I'd cut off a finger to see a minute from five hundred years in your past.

>>736928283
No problem, and yeah all speeds. Its only ever been when I'm in a car. Any other mode of transport is a clench-free journey

>>736923233
who is your favorite Stardew Valley waifu?

>>736927766
Restless leg syndrome isn't what people generally think it is. It's a feeling in your lower legs akin to nerves awakening after being compressed for a while. Sometimes it can ache as well. It's called restless because it feels as though moving your legs will make the felling go away, just like when your arm falls asleep and flexing it gets it back to normal faster. Moving doesn't help though. The best thing to do is sleep, because lack of sleep is one of the main causes of it. It's hard to sleep though because it's uncomfortable. It's maddening. People who move or twitch their legs for no reason are just a bit fidgety. Nothing wrong with that.

>>736928528
hey thanks. rts is my shit.

>>736928557
Only asking 'cause I have a friend who truly thought a noise / impact against her car might be real - is the fear of this shadow contact in any way related to fears that you've struck someone / thing and become in some way responsible for an act?

>>736928703
Now that I think of it, when i was about 16 I was randomly assaulted in public and punched in the side of the face. I only saw them coming because of their shadow on the floor (it was a sunny day). That might be why I do it now. I'm not sure if i was doing it before then or not though

>>736925206
dude i got 2k hours on csgo dont feel ashamed, well a little anyway

>>736928952
I'd say your eyes never forgot that data, and your nervous system is now wired to bounce to something entering your field of view (like a cunt cheapshot). Loud noises make me duck my head, you must have tracked a shadow before someone did you dirty back when.

400
https://youtu.be/UeehJ-tocqU

>>736927828
You'll get there eventually. Sounds like your dad is like my grandpa and my father. You learn best by doing. As long as you understand the basics you can build on a skill till you become a master, even if it seems to take a while. One day, you'll be doing something and you'll think, how many people are better at this than me? Probably not as many as I used to think.

>>736929331
Yeah I think you're right man, I've been doing it for years and never really thought about where it came from, but I think thats it. But then how come it only effects me when I'm in a car? It happened to me on foot, but I don't clench when I'm just walking about

>>736928072
ellen ripley panicked.

>>736929725
Honestly man, if you have access to counseling, someone may be able to unchain you from this reflex.

>>736929852
You're right. I was trying to pick people who remained autistically stoic to the end but I was wrong to choose her. Since you are a sci-fi fan, I have to ask, what do you think of Blade Runner 2049 previews? I'm not sure what to think, I don't want to see it regurgitated and sucky.

>>736929911
Its not like a massive thing though, it's a small unnoticeable clench. The only annoying thing about it is that it means I'm quiet on car rides but nobody I travel with really seems bothered by it because they know it's happening

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>>736925485
>>736925367

and i stopped playing years ago.

if i could tally up all the time I spent playing dark souls 2 on xbox, then dark souls 2 on pc, then scholar of the first sin edition it would probably be more than tf2 though

>>736930085
i think all versions of blade runner are unfaithful to the source material, and as such are inferior versions of the real thing. the day they make an actual 'do androids dream' movie is the day i'll buy a ticket to the theater.

>>736930221
I didn't mean to overblow, pls forgive me on that. I retain my clenches and I'm not running to be Prince of Tides.

>>736930413
OK, please know I'm genuine when I ask: are you a strict fan of written Dick, or is there a *particular film edit* that is your platform? Know that I'm asking to start conversation clean and understood. My name is Jim.

When I remember all the shit I I've said or done, I curse myself out loud. I only do this when I'm alone.

>>736923233
I sometimes hear a new phrase and then start saying it all the time, sometimes for more than a year. I also use idioms and quotes often.
I've also taken a big liking to "REEEEEEE". I only use it only anonymously in writing, but that makes out the majority of communication with other people at the moment.

I have a /played of more than a year in WoW.

>>736930705
Honestly, did one of the cuts get it right in any way?

>>736930705
>>736931045
wtf lol why are you writing like this

>>736923233
I have over 500 days played in World of Warcraft

>>736923233
That time when i started coming to 4chan almost daily
about 20th May, 2017, yes i'm a new fag

>>736931137
I like the way he's writing. Different from the usual pig-english on this site

>>736931158
but how?

>>736931137
Blade Runner is read different by everyone, and some people troll. That's all I have.

>>736923233
hey boss, you opened a good bottle of conversation

>>736931726
>how autistic are you
>/b/s best thread

omg i just bought this game yesterday on the steam summer sale and I can't stop...lol

I'm a 2 meter dude and everyone thinks i have a hunch when they see me walk, but in reality i like to look at the sidewalk because
1. no strangers there, I never know where to look when i'm looking up
2. The pavement is much more exciting, it is always changing
3. I like to draw an imaginary line between my feet and that line musn't cross any gum or dents on the sidewalk

>>736932292
>imaginary line between my feet
This. If anything gets in the way of it I get that butterfly feeling in my stomach and I mull over it for ages after

>>736932151
nigger

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>>736926752

that i'm jealous of this

>>736931045
The theatrical cut is unwatchable with the awful voiceover by Deckard. Final Cut is best followed by the directors cut. I'm usually not finicky about alternate endings/cuts, but for Blade Runner it's absolutely crucial for me to enjoy it.

2049 has the potential to be decent. Strange that so many years have occurred between and finally have a sequel. I hope they don't overexplain everything (I love the original for plopping you into the middle of Neo Los Angeles without explaining why things were the way they were, very clean narrative). Ugh, I hope it doesn't get bogged down with unnecessary shit. All 2049 needs is a similar premise to the original: a cyberpunk neo noir detective story in one of my favorite movie "worlds" of all time. Small lines in the original had so much depth to them, like a passing mention of acid rain and bootleg replicated snakes because real snakes are expensive as a result of being nearly extinct seem to indicate a deterioration of the earths atmosphere. It's one of my favorite movies and I can talk forever about it.

Not the guy you were originally talking to but that's my $.02.

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>>736924577
Thank fuck it's not just me

>>736924201
the water will eventually get cold and your body will have to generate enormous amounts of heat to compensate

no wonder youre so tired all the time

over well over 15000 hours played on wow

i stopped playing about 2 years ago

Here's some of the things I actively catch myself doing:

I have trichotilomania and I'm constantly plucking errant body hairs. When I take adderall it becomes even more pronounced.

If I'm in a group conversation and there's an awkward silence, I feel like it's up to me to break it by saying something.

I spend a lot of time in bathrooms that are a) small, just a few square feet, and have both heat and vents on the lightswitch. I love the white noise, the warmth, and the privacy. Sometimes I just crawl into an empty tub just to read or play on my phone.

Every night I turn in to go to bed, I check my pistol to make sure it's loaded before I put it on my nightstand.

If a girl shows intimate interest in trying to start a relationship, I subconsciously start sabotaging everything by isolating, avoiding, or just act plain cruel towards them in a way that severely fucks with their heads. I'm a nice guy otherwise.

Every time I shit, I find myself standing up to observe the progress my feces are making in the toilet. If it's a particularly large and satisfying poop, I smell the toilet paper after I wipe at least once. Then I take a picture to send to my friends.

If I have errands, I map myself out the route I'll take a la Morrowind so it feels like I'm doing quests.

When I daydream to pass the time, I put together imaginary soundtracks for imaginary movies. I would love to score a movie.

When I meet someone who's noticeably unintelligent, I daydream about murdering them with a complex Rube Goldberg-esque death machine that I trick them into a death trap with.

>>736935594
thats fake news

>>736931158
thats not that much...

>>736923233
vape & smoke weed (& do other drugs occasionally)

>>736934566
They are probably going to fuck up 2049. I can't think of a resurrected long-dormant franchise that managed to live up to the hype.

>>736923233
I pretend I'm an actor in my head and play out different scenarios of movies I created on the spot. Some of them aren't too bad but I cringe at the thought of it...
I do it to keep myself distracted/kill some time

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>>736937151
Wow cool post bro

don't know what I would have done without it

vaping is for fags

>>736937112
how is it untrue? the water wont get cold? it wont force your body to generate heat?

>>736937427
Sitting in a cool shower won't significantly affect your energy & fatigue levels

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>>736923233
To be fair, probably 1500 hours of that has been spent in the SDK making maps.

Still pretty autistic when you realize that its 6 hours a day for a whole year

>>736937393
You must be quite the nice guy that everybody likes to hang out with
You need a leash for that autism of yours.

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>>736923233
Sooo... Who did you marry?

I spent all the last wake trying to someone on 4chan to gift me a cheap cs knife or skins to save money for one. Spoiler it didnt work haha.
plz help xD https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=43027597&token=pIpk4YSl

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>>736937570
yes it will... have you ever run cold water over a metal object? the heat is sucked out almost instantly