>Be me >/fit/bro for 8 years >Dating same girl for 6

>>736918684
she wants him. she is she is to you now

>>736919323
I don't know what you're trying to say

Stupid bigger faggot OP doesn't realize the girl makes her own choices to acknowledge her ex. You should humble yourself, cucklord.

>>736918684
How did your GF respond?

>>736918684
>started hanging around her area
What are you, 15 or ghetto trash?
If you aren't living with her then you're probably an underage loser, get a life and grow a pair faggot.

>>736919587
By blocking him and being disgusted, but he keeps making more accounts to contact her

>>736918684
It doesn't matter what advice we give you, because we all already know how you're going to "handle it".
You're going to initiate a fight somehow with this fatty, either by threatening him or something further. And he's going to lay you out like a faggot because he's twice your size and you're a bitch who asks /b/ what to do.
All your /fit/ shit is great until the dude is on top of you and smashing your /fit/ head into the ground because you thought eating right and cardio at the gym magically makes you able to get in his face.

Realistically, if your gf is allowing herself to be contacted (it isn't as if he's needing to try very hard to get her information) then she's the one letting it become a big dramatic faggot fest. Talk to her and make sure she cuts his ass out. Tell her how it makes you feel without being a huge pussy about it if you can manage in between jacking off to p90x videos.
Again, he wouldn't be doing this if she wasn't feeding him attention, and its very likely she's doing it on fucking purpose because she's as retarded as you are.

Good luck.

>>736919742
Break his face.

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>>736919444
Anon has autism just ignore him. But on the other hand u should be there when he shows up then just beat his ass thats it.. just dont do anything extreme

>>736919841
Doing Cardio/strength training > Not doing Cardio/strength training
It's an added edge

She's not "allowing" it, he's just making more accounts on Facebook and Twitter to contact her whenever she blocks his ass

Appreciated the good luck though, thanks

>>736919742
yeah that man needs an ass kicking

>>736919991
it's time to square up for sure

I just thought /b/ might have some form of crazy out-there solution beyond the obvious answer of beating his ass

>>736918684
He's gonna MCDONALD your girl, dude.

>>736919742
Sure she did. Probably sent him some nudes on SC

>>736918684
I think you're better off asking this on /k/

>>736919841
This. That guy may be heavier than OP but I guarantee that he'd rock OP like a fucking hurricane. I'm fat as shit but I've never lost an amateur fight against those who are thinner than I am.

>>736920484
Then you should have asked for a crazy solution. Acquire his address, email, everything you can, sign him up for a fuckton of things. You can get shit delivered to him over a hundred times every day to clutter his area up. Do the same with email

>>736920302
>It's an added edge
Neat, working out is great, but this sort of confirms you're either very young or just stupid. If you've never been in a fight, the bigger guy almost always wins. Sucks but that is life. You're not going to kung fu movie dance around him and lay some sick blows on his face. He's going to end up grabbing you, getting on top of you, and punching you in your face. The end.

This is the part where you talk about all your krav maga experience or some other stupid shit.
Yes, working out is great. No, it won't mean you're not fucked when a much bigger dude is angry with you.

The problem is your girlfriend and you're either clueless or willfully ignoring it.

>>736920484
Have her say that he threatened to rape her.

>>736920729
I wonder if the guy is black that she used to fuck.

>>736920742
Fuck you faggot

Encouraging a person to create false rape or threat of rape allegations

Even if this fat cunt is a creep lying to get someone on a sex offenders register is beyond low

I hope you get raped by coyotes

>>736920881
Well this is /b/, faggot. Not iFunny.

>>736920484
I have a crazy solution. Fill some bottles with ammonia and bleach, poke a hole in the lids, and start tossing those fuckers in his window while he's asleep. Extra points if you can trap him in the house and cause him to die.

>>736920550
This, my homie just had this problem. His girl's ex contacted her and she played it off like she didn't want anything to do with him and sure enough when he came around she fucked him. Then my home had her call him up and break it off and regularly checks her phone. But low and behold when he backed off and started trusting her again she did it again

http://www.poopsenders.com/
This should work.

>>736920729
>the bigger guy almost always wins
confirmed cave dweller. think outside the box.

>>736920729
If you think the bigger person always wins you're retarded. I've seen my 5'0 130lbs mother lay out men who are considerably bigger plenty of times

>>736921186
Your homie is a fag dude

She fucked around once she's gonna do it again

Hope ya boy learned

>>736921236
Well sorry that your mother gets beaten by men a lot, anon. I'm sure there are a lot of bad memories of when you lived in 8 mile.

>>736921236
Incapacitation via sucking the will to fight out of them doesn't count

>>736918684
topkek Iron Sheik reference

>>736921186
>inevitable
Seriously fuck orbiters who are also ex's

You should catfish him, man.

>>736921218
>Paying for poop when I poop every day

>>736918684
Rape his ass and make him pregnant

>>736921326
*Sigh* nope, he won't. He has a son with her and wants to be with her forever.

>>736920729
The one with the most fight experience and talent almost always wins. If experience and talent are roughly equal between opponents, then size will usually determine the winner

>>736921556
Holy shit
I'm on it

>>736920598
/k/ might tell him to plant bombs in fat's house

>>736921592
But this is special poop. It's from an animal.

>>736921236
Your moms fat
>paradox fixed

Become a trap, make him attracted to you. Record his reaction when he finds out you have a penis when you ask him to fuck. Blackmail him and make that fucker kick rocks.

>>736920881
this

>>736921737
They'll teach him how to build some pipe bomb or some shit

>>736921670
Thank you, was just about to post this to end that neckbeard ass discussion

>>736921764
This is what I recommended. Catfish the guy as a really passable trap and fuck his life up.

>>736921790
brb going to /k/

>>736919841
This is the truth tho

>>736921669
>its simple we kill the child

>>736921904
O shit fatman is dead

>>736922014
RIP Randy Bobandy

Find him a do a sweet arm bar thingy like John Wick to break his arm and index finger

>>736920881
What the fuck you yhink a guy harrasing a ex from 6 years ago doesnt deserve that? Fucking pussy

>>736921936
It's never been so simple. I'm sure /k/ would like the pics

Have gf or you just document every instance or contact made by ex
Save all communications
Threaten to take him to court for harrassment

She needs to set clear boundaries

When she tells him to fuck off make sure its her setting the boundaries.
Make sure she just doesnt say "my bofriends doesnt want you talking with me"

If she says that, then she probably appreciates the attention on a sub conscious level. And is most lkely getting ready to find a guy to give her new attention.
You should dump her.

Failing that
Break his hands
Break his cell phone

Give him an std by setting him up with a super slut.

Plant child porn on computer, place anonymous tip.

>>736922415
This is truly evil, and I love it

>>736922344
He deserves to get knocked out

Not have the rest of his life ruined

You, coward faggot, would just do the latter because you don't have the stones for the former

>>736922344
If we go around normalizing false rape claims whores are just going to do it more often faggot.

>>736922666
Satan doesn't lie

>>736922666
Thanks for the advice Lord Satan

OP, do you really trust your gf? I have a feeling what answer you'd give but I still think it's worth mentioning.
It's hard to believe or even to hear, but most of the time in these situations ("my ex is bugging me, i told him to stop") the girl is bringing it on herself. Either by coyly encouraging him or fishing for attention, or something less obvious that she doesn't realize she's doing.
Girls like attention and she's getting double attention at the moment, from the both of you and from the drama.

Have you read her texts or her facebook shit? Is there a reason she isn't simply not communicating at all with him since you don't like it? Many many times the girl is fibbing, it's all very convenient that he just happens to be the most stalkerish stalker to ever walk the earth who is completely out of his mind over your gf. Even the spergiest autists take a hint eventually without getting something from the girl (reactions, attention, nudes, etc). This all points to not only your gf remaining in contact with him on purpose, but actively encouraging all of this.

>>736922966
I trust her, although I'm realistic in that trust doesn't mean you 100% know what they do.
She doesn't have a phone, she hates them, and I've seen her Facebook, I was there when she got the messages off him, she blocks the account outright or just says something like "leave me alone", "fuck off", etc.

If I find out there's something else going on, I'm going full autist rampage

>>736922510
Fuck that. Say he fucks kids.

>>736923449
Fags like you should be rounded up and burned with the actual paedos

>>736923547
Listen, you little underage pussy. Say that her ex fucks kids and that when she was with him, her little cousin Susie was molested by him or some shit.

>>736923346
>she blocks the account outright or just says something like "leave me alone", "fuck off", etc.
If she does this then you have nothing to worry about on her end. She's being a good girl.

Don't show your hand or seem overly-concerned. Don't seek him out but when/if you run into him - just lay him out. Do it right, but do it fast and get out of there before the cops come.

>>736923766
Solid advice, thanks anon.
Was pretty much what I planned to do anyway, but glad to hear that somebody agrees she's not up to something

>>736924254
If you're going to fight him (which you'll probably lose), make his fat ass get winded. Get him on the ground and put him in a RNC.

>>736924254
Yeah, I'd feel a lot differently if she hadn't told him to fuck off in no uncertain terms but you saw it with your own eyes.

A girl who was 1. looking to cheat or 2. looking for that attention would be coy with him, maybe even rude, but would make sure she was still contactable.

>>736920484
Sometimes you just need a good ass beating

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>>736918684
>asks this matter in a place like /b/
m8, maybe the real alpha is that dude, you better leave that grill

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>>736918684
>be OP
>beat the shit out of the other guy
>get arrest for assault, battery, possible attempted murder charges
>spend years in jail getting ass fucked by niggers
>gf goes for him because he got beat up bad by OP
>life's face when