Sup faggots, How does it feel to know that Ive had sex

They must be ugly because you ain't exactly an oil painting

>>736901476
Y tho?

One day you will be caught by the police

>>736901476
Is that the outside of your house or do you live in a shed?

>>736901476
Ha! Jokes on you because I gave trying to get a chick a long while back...

>>736901476
Probably better than having sex with you feels.

>>736901476

Judging by your face, you're a young man. In order to have accumulated such numbers, you must have started having sex as a young minor. This could only mean you were abused at some point and are now a sex addict. You probably use a lot of drugs and struggle with the fact that you can't relate to people outside of a sexual context. You probably cry a lot because of this. I feel bad for you man.

>>736901476
Bad, maybe... I don't know.... Should I care about that? Good for you buddy.

>>736901568
U jelly, virgin?

>>736901606
Y not?

>>736901615
I have one chick Im fucking atm whos a cop.

>>736901629
Thats the inside. Why?

kind of envy of your imagination

Notice he avoided my comment about the police? Cause he knows i'm right

>>736901678
Sounds like youre projecting. Feels bad for you man.

>>736901476
It feels exactly the same as knowing you're lying on the internet.

>>736901755
You live in a shed with exposed light bulbs? I'm guessing a southern state?

>>736901828

No that's not what projecting is. Also that would be a statistically anomaly if I was. You don't know how to communicate properly like an adult.

>>736901850
What like Victoria? Fark off cunt Im from Queensland.

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>>736901476
It feels like it probably burns when you pee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNnqjbojqjE

>>736901890
Its exactly what projecting is ya Dr Phill wannabe.

>Did the big black cock hurt you when you were younger?

>>736901907
Queersland?
That explains the face jewelry

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>>736901476
The only thing I'm impressed by is how you got the money to afford that many prostitutes

>>736901992
Learn to spell and have some respect for your superiors ya virgin.

Ive fap to japanese cartoons more than 100 times
How does it feel, huh?
Oh... isn't the same?
Oh... FUCK YOU

>>736901978

You are not funny or perceptive. I imagine you're not the one who has anything funny or clever to say when there's a group of people around, assuming people associate with you at all.

>>736902060
Never fucked a pro. Why, whats it like?

>>736901476
I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Alex...

I'm sure you get laid plenty but that's a ludicrous number unless you are a literal man whore

Feels like you're a sad, sad little man that'll never have a connection with anyone as good as the one between me and my wife, who've only had sex with each other.

>>736902124
Poor little virgin, how does it feel to never have the feeling of being inside a girl before.

> Inb4 guys dont count.

>>736902231

Get off the stage

>>736901476
>How does it feel to know
I know it, but I don´t feel anything :(

>>736902207
Omg somebody get this fag out of here.

How boring would it be to have the same bitch and pussy over and over and over again. Id want to kill myself.

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>>736902145
I don't know, ask your mother's clients

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>>736901476
OP here again,

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your entire life?

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>>736901476
Idgaf
Why shoud I care about some arbitrary number of sex partners that you claim to have.

>>736902344
Someone didn't have a gf before

Get yourself checked, maybe?

>>736902438
Post more pics of your cuck shed plz

>>736902438
You have baby bottles in the shot dude.

Enjoy your STDs!!!

>>736902438
it makes us sad, obviously

>>736902438
Are you trying to make like pokemon and catch 'em all or something?

>>736902532
Im actually seeing a chick atm who thinks we're in a relationship but it bores the shit out of me so Im still fucking as many women as a I can behind her back.

>>736901476
Timestamp or gtfo faggot

>>736902644
All the STIs for sure

>>736901476
I don´t believe that´s you, that guy looks way too handsome

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>>736901678
Dead on point. This poor young man has probably been living in that shed for years since he had struggled through relentless hours of assfuck.
> Op kill yourself

>prohint 'cuz I'm a van-trliyquist I foresee you only being able to work at fast food restaurants

traps dont count

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>>736902683
Have you tried tell this women that you are into haveing an open relationship with multiple partners? Like whats the point of being in a relationship if you found it on dishonesty? Unless of course you are just telling her what she wants to hear to get in her pants (who doesn't lol), but that would mean that the only thing special about you is that you can lie pretty well and that you are probably not interesting enough to actually be worth our time or the whores time.

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Any more pics of your shanty home?

>>736901476

>over a thousand women

How many of them didn't have a penis?

>S-shut up anon-kun, baka!

Faggot.

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>>736903263
How much more do you want to see?

>>736901476
youve wasted so much time you could have used to focus on science

>>736903582
You do realise we all end up in the same place in the end no matter what we do or achieve so I prefer to do something productive with my time and thats fuck women.

>>736903542
Is that a heart surgery line wtf?

>>736903860
ah there we have the catch. a nihilist. I'm sorry man

>>736902438
Jerking off to cam girls doesn't count faggot

>>736904102
ah there we have a realist you mean.

Feels bad youre still blue pilled.

>>736904126
Thanks for that top tip. Now you can stop jerking off to cam girls.

>>736904253
and an idiot. you dont know what realism is do you?

>>736901476
only a beta fag would care about how much pussy another man has gotten, either you get pussy or you dont.

>>736901476
Judging by the infantile selfishness in your eyes, probably better than anyone who's ever been around you.
If you don't have warts and herpes you're lying or don't know you have them.

>>736904873
>>736904873
Poor pathetic humans, youre all the same thinking youre gonna live forever and trying to find meaning in life when In all actual fact that youre nothing but an insignificant blip in time.

>KYS now.

Post sharpie in pooper faggot

>>736901476
Lol sounds like you've failed at having a decent relationship 1000 times to me

this fucking thread again

>>736905102
>>736905128
Why u mad, virgins?

>>736905073
sweet jesus you sound like a 12 year old

>>736901476
Hey i remember you from july 29 2016 back then you only slept with 8 wow that number has gone up

How do you pick up your girls? Im also a guy whos fucked 100 plus women, I get them mostly off tinder. Ive had weeks where I have a different girl every night.

>>736905344
I probably am and youve just lost to a 12 year old lol.

>poor little boy cant handle the truth.

>>736901476
How does it feel to have to tell /b/ how many chicks you fucked as if that's a grand accomplishment

>>736905455
Same here, literally tinder and swing sites were made to get easy lays. I have nights where I literally have to cancel catch ups because Ive already triple booked that night with random sluts.

Ive done everything from my bucket list and even added more;

-single sluts
-3sums with two chicks
-sisters
-couples
-milfs
-gilfs
-orgies
-gangbangs

>>736905600
Awwww is the poor little virgin feeling mad? I think he is lol

>>736905786
Not a 'he' and not a virgin
Inb4 tits or gtfo, I'm black and no one here wants to see that

>>736905728
Did you start secretly filming them yet? Its pretty easy

>>736905977
Not op, other tinder guy here. The black girls ive fucked have a distinct odor to them and ive heard this from other guys too. Whats up with that?

>>736906032
I did about a year into when I started. I have a porn hub account.

>>736906169
I can concur. When it starts to get all hot and sweaty black chicks seem to produce a very noticeable 'stank'. I purposely avoid blach chicks for this reason.

>>736905728
Post your tinder profile?

>>736906191
You post ur shit online? Arent u worried of someone being recognized? Its going to happen eventually if youre not careful

>>736901476
I can smell your decaying flesh over here

Feels good OP. That's an awful amount of sex, enough to ruin the fun of having it. I have sex only every so often. Like maybe once in a few months. But at least I still enjoy sticking it in girls, as opposed to you who can only be tired of it and hate sex by now.

>>736906714
Im not worried and I dont care.
Probably one of the reasons why Im fucking so many randoms in the first place is that I just dont feel or care about anything, its just recreation and something to do.

>>736906841
This is incorrect. Fucking hot girls and the thrill of converting a date, that never gets.

>>736907005
Never gets old*

How did you get all those ladies to fuck you?

With a 4 digit number you must have some sort of hook...

>>736907082
When you've stuck it in as many girls as OP, sex gets very old.

You idiots DO know you're begin trolled, right? You're just playing along and not actually gobbling up this bait like a bag of cocks, right?

Right?

How many of those were rape

>>736908035
Does consensual rape count?

>>736901476
Could not care less.

>>736901476
That's a lie. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.

>>736907446
Im the other tinder guy and Ive also fucked 100 plus women. For me it never gets old, I cant speak for everyone though.

>>736901678
Glorious bastard

>>736901476

Clearly a thousand 2D women.

>>736908155
>consensual
>rape

Yeah dude.

>>736908888
Dem quads

>>736901476
Shallow graves sound familiar anon?

Whats your pornhub op?

>>736901755
>U jelly

KYS

>>736901476
feels really good, thanks for the update