How do you compete against THIS?
>>736899197
[spoiler]i dont[/spoiler]
>>736899197
fuck my gf ?
>>736899197
What's to compete? Oversized dick?
Happily, knowing my bang-on-average sized dick can be used to duck without causing her so much discomfort she has to stop.
With a monster cock like that, you can literally only fuck STD ridden whores who are already numb on the inside from all the dildos, which are even bigger than you again.
>>736899197
By getting mad skillled in photoshop
Can't. You win
>>736899540
This.
>>736899638
this
Don't need too.
I can enjoy going balls deep with my wife. I couldn't imagine only getting a 3rd of my dick in.
You will never know the feeling and joy of your ball sack hitting that asshole while you are all the way inside.
That's disgusting, please think again before posting your genitals on da fore chinz..
I hope your mum walks in on you
>>736899392
Kek'd
>>736899197
must be annoying never getting to plunge the whole length without rustling up some nigger bitch with a 4foot cunt, deep or wide pick one
>>736899197
Bigger paycheck
Bigger dick is a fun meme when youre in school and have no social standing, but in the real world money and power mean more. Which is probably why all you guys lose out. Makes it really easy to blame the size of your dick or some other random excuse.
Sorry kiddos.
My size is half of yours.
But i got regularly sex. Sometimes more than want.
So, I dont care.
>>736899197
just get a 2l bottle of pepsi max, I don't get what the problem is?
Can you even wear pants
>>736899197
Easy, I have a bigger wallet
>>736899197
Easy, by having a regular sized dick because I'm not a fucking freak, either that or just open up photoshop
>>736899197
Why's this nigga got his legs chopped off and he's floating in space?
>>736899197
i like how your tip looks like a dead smurf.
>could it be that this is a bad shoop ?
shoop fags check that plox.
>>736899197
I've been with enough women to know they HATE an oversized penis.
Everyone has always told me that 3 inches is enough. Perfect size.
Anything bigger hurts. Trust me.
>>736900812
>Everyone has told me that 3 inches is enough
Maybe they were just being nice
>>736900812
that'd be nice
>>736900812
>3 inches
Bro, who are fucking
No sexually experienced woman actually craves that you know. Oversized dicks are painful. You have no agility with that thing either. Penetration is the least important part for a woman to reach an orgasm.
A 6 inch dick its better than that.
Be a pornstar...a regular woman will be much in pain with that.
>>736900812
>anything bigger hurts
nigga if you're not hitting her cervix with every stroke, you're not hurting her. pussies can take alot of damage.
with this
>>736901183
>nigga if you're not hitting her cervix with every stroke, you're not hurting her. pussies can take alot of damage.
That's rapist talk.
No woman, let me repeat, NO WOMAN wants a large penis. It hurts her.
1 to 2 inches is perfectly good enough.
This is why Japanese men are so popular with the ladies.
>>736901505
>1 to 2 inches is perfectly good enough
nigga you had me for a second
>>736901505
Srsy this one is too big i wouldint like have like that, tho i could use 1-2 extra inch and mb some girth
OP HAS A DEFORMED
GMO PEEPEE
>>736901505
Agreed, my gf told me the same thing
Quite well, about an inch shorter than that but thicker. Girth beats length. I win.
>>736899197
that's been surgically altered, just do the same thing.
notice half way up the can is where his dick should end then you have an abnormal width which is where they added to it. also why the head is all fucked up....trust me no one wants to mutilate themselves like this
>>736899197
Update photoshop...
suck it yourself. post pics
>>736899197
By more money. Only niggers do dick competition. White men earn money and power
>>736899197
like this
With a machete?
>>736902939
Machetes too much work, just use scissors
>>736899595
this
>>736899595
no i am 100% real.
>>736903689
read this ------> >>736902516
>>736903689
who's holding the other side of the tape
>>736899197
>>736903689
If girls were actually into that thing, you would be fucking one right now instead of posting on /b/.
>>736899197
I'll probably come in at night and snip it off, cut mine off ask a doctor to transplant it for me.
I'll have to do it all in about 2 days though. most organs only last that long in a bucket of ice I think.
>>736899197
You got two inches on me, I'm good because my head and cock in general is thicker. Bitches of all color love Latin cock.
>>736899197
Easy
Just need to have something that girls actually want in their vagina
>>736903689
Fuck off shorty.
Dicklets need to learn.
>>736903788
err no, that doesn't even make sense
>>736903797
The same person that is taking the picture
>>736904095
Uh, wanna fuck my girlfriend while I watch?
>>736904095
shooped
nice try though
>>736904135
Then who's holding the camera retard
>>736904135
that's not the same dick
>>736904340
She has two hands and a tripod.
>>736904360
Yes it is obviously
>>736904260
I volunteer as tribute.
>>736904520
Uncanny.
>>736899197
>>736899197
I don't like huge cocks. They are too big to suck and hurt too much to fuck, there is no enjoyment during or after sex. I stay away from them. Big dicks are for gays and are fun to look at but that's about it.
>>736901505
i cant. but thats too big anyway. As big as that can is perfect. plus it wont even fit anyway,
>>736899197
the abnormal girth halfway up and the tiny head are dead giveaways for enhancement.
>>736900094
Lol underrated post
>>736905169
Show ass
>>736899197
not fuck worn-out horse pussies
>>736905273
thats not me. just found a pic of this white fag somewhere
>>736905257
>>736902395
jesus christ you again, atleast pick new ones.
So.... You came here to get a bunch of guys to compliment you on your massive cock?
>>736899197
Don't be British
>>736905693
I'm British, man
>>736905693
More like don't be Asian
>>736905751
That's gross, your cock is gross dude
>>736904095
>>736899197
It's a decent shop, but c'mon man, we can see the outline.
>>736899197
A job and a personality, for the most part.
>>736903689
Godlike dick, bro. You are a born champion.
Stop listening to the jealous faggots, you won the genetic lottery, fucking jackpot bro.
Don't worry about all the balls deep and hurting her vagina bullshit, I'm a 9" bro and I can fuck awesomely and girls get used to it if you're gentle.
Girls will want to see and attempt your dick just because of its size.
Enjoy your life bro, smash pussy.. And teens are easier to talk into anal these days than ever before.
Also, balls on anus during missionary is overrated.
>>736899638
>>736899540
>>736899317
>>736906338
Clearly op speaking
>>736903689
>>736906338
Hope you don't get a bent dick OP, research and learn the truth of your sad future
>>736899785
>I hope your mum walks in on you
Ohhh and then what?
>>736906588
nah bro
>>736899197
gee how can I indeed... but lets try by:
genetical superiority, physical superiority, bbc superiority, social superiority, being alpha, fun, positive, talkative, and making the most prefect offspring (healthy and more attractive) by racemixing
>>736899197
By buying every drink not from the shitty ultra series.
>>736906588
9" bro here. (Have 6.5" girth)
I'm 33, and lost my virginity in 2001.. I've been fucking teenage girls (currently fucking a petite 19yo German qt3.14 Au Pair) and I swear to god I know what I'm taking about. I see my future because it's the same as my past..
I'm past 60 sexual partners, most of my sexual encounters have been because of the reputation my dick size has earned me.
Godlike.
You'll never see a labia or anus stretched to its maximum and the look on her face as she gazes into your eyes with astonishment at the way you make her feel.
>>736906769
arabics are out-breeding blacks by magnitudes bro...they will conquer the world in the next two generations unless we hit wwiii
>>736903689
white bois
this is indeed good equimpent - take example from him, dicklets.
>>736906769
my fucking god you guys are so fucking butthurt when it comes to penis sizes, i bet ur a white 30yo fucking loser
>>736906894
I don't have a penis so I don't envy you, sorry, nice try
>>736906928
arabs will conquer the cuck yurop, black people will conquer the-already-blacked America
Cut it off
>>736907067
>>736907067
Do you mean Europe?
are you fucking 4?
Does being black make you dumb?
>>736906960
I bet you kiss girls, faggot
Typical nigger. Can't even use grammatically correct English. Plenty of white guys like me, who outsize your black dicklets. I am the great White hope. Fuck off niglet.
>>736905751
Kik?
>>736899197
Easy
>>736906894
But do you have a family? You should make 10+ kids so more people in the future have the big dick genes.
>>736903689
Well then the scars on your dick from circumcision are gross as hell.
>>736906928
>>736907067
>>736907145
It's actually been shown the Islamic faith has already integrated fully into all corners of the world. Unless something is done they will outnumber the rest of the world by 2031.
Also no one gives a shit about blacks fucking white trash...if they'll fuck blacks they aren't worth fucking
>go on dating sites
>most women posting comments like "no blacks" white only please" "sorry i don't date outside my race, not racist, just preference"
>come to /b/, see this thread
Your extra stupid with that all women just want nigger dick shit. Reality says otherwise.
>>736906960
Lol, the big dick OC I'm this thread is from white guys.
Pro tip, all the biggest dicks in porn are white men, and the biggest dick in the world belongs to Jonah Falcon, a white man.
Suck it, shit skin nigger monkey
>>736899197
eww its all mutilated and missing its foreskin would that be hella uncomfortable letting cloth touch the head of your penis causing overall desensitization and lack of pleasure by 9,000% and dryness.
>>736899540
>not wanting to hurt your gf's pussy during sex
What are you a gentleman?
>>736899197
That thing looks like it was run over by a truck.
Shit colored Dick is obvious aids. Go back to your ghetto niglets.
>>736899197
I've got 7, it's never been not enough. I've came a few times way too early, but over all, I've got enough equipment.
>>736899197
I can photoshop mine as well
>>736903689 >>736899197
what an ugly dick bro
disgusting
I'm sick of all the dick pics, I need some good ol bouncy titties
>>736903689
Why are you pressing the tape so hard into your tummy?
>>736907225
9" bro here.
I'm a fertility donor and have produced 7 children through donation at a fertility clinic.
My profile is sold on me being a 6'2" white alpha with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Plus I'm a firefighter and ex army Afghanistan veteran.
Girls love my sperm, their male babies should inherit my dick.
I don't need a family when I'm impregnating wealthy women by proxy.
Living the life, fucking teens.
Big dick life.
White man style.
>>736899975
LOL faggot, your wife if you have one fucks Chad while you're at work unless she's buying unnecessary crap.
>>736907343
No Daquan, its the fact that you only get whores
>>736906769
>>736906934
>>736907067
>>736907145
statistics don't lie, wait for the next pic
>>736899197
BBC is long and black
BBC is white bois FEAR
All good things in life are black
All white bois cannot compete
White sluts crawe the BBC
White bois at cage of chastity
Many miles of BBC
on it's way to take your wife
>>736907734
and the truth bomb
http://mysexywrestlingdivas.freeforums.net/
>>736907615
that was fun
>>736907643
what's wrong with whores?
>>736907302
shit people always go by quantity - not quality
Wtf is 'crawe'
Must be niglet for retard.
Niglets are the shit colored inferior race.
>>736907791
op pls gimme your kik or sc i need to ask you something
>>736907758
>>736907894
Didn't say they bred with the locals, just that they move in and breed more (inbred) offspring and outnumber the locals in like 2 generations
>>736907962
exactly
>>736907791
soo blacks are for breeding white woman and white bois are to being cucked and raise not-their children? OK.
>>736899362
Yeah, like it's your gf
YEAH RIGHT
>>736908061
that doesn't scare me, again, if a white women wants to get down with a black then she's not worth my master race cock...she's trash, literal garbage. Blacks use and abuse women...fact! so women who want that just for a big cock are dumb and not worth mating with.
>>736908285
Agreed.
Being white AND hung like a horse is godlike.
Most of my white friends are hung similarly to me too..
This myth that white men are generally small and that blacks are generally bigger is absolutely retarded.
Porn is not real lyfe, it's an over representation of fetishism, only males with big dicks make it in porn, regardless of skin colour.
>>736908245
I guess I need to dumb that chart down to a dumb black level of retardation.
It's saying that interracial marriages with a Black male end up in divorce 200% more than a White male with a Black woman...basically you can't bother being a husband and father because you're just a dumb big dick monkey who fucks anything to get his dick wet.
Meanwhile white men are getting the quality women, both white and black and are breeding a better generation of people
Thankfully dumb fucks like you will die out in few decades, maybe a century. THANK GOD!
>>736907602
Lol virgin.
As long as someone has an average sized penis it comes down to how you use it, many guys with oversized dicks just slam into girls without thought, imo its the best to have a slightly above average cock 7~ inches than something huge like this.
I personally have around a 6 just a bit under and no girl has ever had an issue with it, just know how to actually fuck a girl lmao.
>>736908563
Gay virgin?
Are you even trying?
Weak bait is weak, nigger boy.
Enjoy your ugly skin and low IQ
>>736908676
>>736908550
what black man have to do with white woman after impregnating her? Mission accomplished and off he goes for another white pussy, simple as that you cumskin cuck. Children will be safe and taken care of either way (pic related) - its called proper adaptation to enviournment
>>736908760
This is the "quality" women that dumb black monkeys get...enjoy your trailer trash slut hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>736908691
>godlike
>pic related
>>736906769 (You)
>>736906934 (You)
>>736907067 (You)
>>736907758 (You)
>>736907962 (You)
>>736908061 (You)
>>736908245 (You)
You are either a virgin nigger who got rejected or a cuck who also got rejected.
Get a life.
>>736908846
exactly lol
well said
>>736908846
Got an argument to back up your ridiculous bait, jealous faggot?
White man life; making niggers mad everwhere.
>>736908807
I'll enjoy her young and flexible body, you will eat after me and enjoy her old wrinkled dry ass with cellulite, know your place white boi
>>736899197
u sip? ? ?
>>736908846
>>736908956
Good, good, let the cuck flow through you..
>>736908985
>>736899197
>>736903689
>>736904095
Show timestamp and you should do porn btw.
>>736909170
>>736908985
>>736908846
rejection? - possible, but being a cuck is white man privilege
>>736907791
White women are all cunts
Thanks for the bomb
>>736908760
>>736908985
>>736909239
Either an inferior angry nigger or a pathetic cuck fetishist.
You'll never enjoy the godlike lifestyle of the hung alpha white man.
>>736909354
pretty much
>>736909239
such a cute little penis :3 safe and sung in its cage where it belongs
>>736908760
Yeah but in the end we get the women back.
You know what's funny a bunch of fags arguing online when we should be out fucking females.
This is how a quality white woman reacts when a black monkey wants to get with her
>>736909450
You might.
Being a godlike hung alpha white male I only sleep with white females that reject niggers.. surprisingly they're generally hotter and more attractive than the whitetrash that fuck niggers, and real white men never take them back, we leave them for cucks like you
>>736909512
>quality
>white
>women
pick one
>>736899197
Jesus look at your legs! At least I can pick up my GF and fuck her while standing! Your about as strong as wet paper! Yeah you got a dick but no one wants to fuck it if they are scared of breaking you in half with casual sex.
>>736909673
tell me she isn't a fucking goddess...take that dumb shit somewhere else there are plenty of quality white women.
>>736909673
Right, so tell us which ethnicity is quality?
Being a weeabu you're going to say Japanese, right?
Jap girls are great as teens and in their early 20s but get boring fast and age quickly.
>>736909673
>>736899197
By buying Redbull, Monster energy is trash.
>>736904095
lol the tape is below the dick.
Actually have the courage to go outside and socialise with real 3D women, instead of jacking it to furry porn on 4can all day.
>>736909673
Emilia Clark is fucking high quality
>>736899197
By not splitting women in 2 when I fuck them.
>>736904095
>>736904278
not shooped, his dick is actually higher up than the objects on the sink, not next to them, so it looks way bigger than it actually is.
I feel sorry for insecure people like that tbh. Just measure your actual fucking dick, quit trying to be someone you're not.
>dicklets need to learn
The insecurity hurts. >>736903689
i dare you to take a pic like this^
>>736899197
by healing that mad skin disease on the glans
what the fuck is this ? eczema ? psoriasis ? yeast infection ? dermatitis ?
>>736909673
this bitch
>>736899197
Photoshop with a white background... its easy
>>736909614
I have a very small penis but I make up for it with a good education and good paying job.
>>736910045
>>736899197
cirvix destroyer
>>736910125
>>736909995
>>736909800
>>736910053
>>736909800
>>736909836
>>736909897
>>736909995
>>736910053
White women crack at 30 and go bat-shit crazy when you marry them. Azn women are the real master race and I fucking hate Azn women and anime.
>>736909673
>>736909995
not her body tho
she got the sweet contract for S1 by showing tits and ass and getting raped
and then said "OH THIS IS MY BODY STOP SEXUALIZING IT I WON'T SHOW TITS ANYMORE"
so this is CGI basically
google it if you don't believe, kuffar
there's a reason penis size so widely diversified, because benis not that important to natural selection so much, meaning woman overall not prioritizing the benis. only gay men prioritize the benis size. when you get old you gona have a flacid flopper and you'll be sad.
>>736910326
kys
>>736910332
She's a liberal send her to isil
>>736910553
this
I took paroxetin for 1 1/2 year and got 3 years of semiflaccid dick
worst time of my life
>>736899197
>cutfag
What a waste
>>736910639
So you'd prefer an anteater dick that smelled of Swiss cheese?
>>736910332
No, that actually is her.
You clearly didn't see Cersei's Walk of Shame if you think it wouldn't look way worse if it was a body double with Emilia's face imposed
>>736909673
real women have curves
monster asault thats how
>>736910836
Ah yeah my bad. Dunno why I thought that.
>>736910901
Is that real?
>>736899197
By having a foreskin.
>>736911279
circumcise - for your own good
>>736911874
Jewish people are disgusting
>>736911874
No fucking way, I'm a bad goy.
>>736899197
>ez
I buy a Jolt, only weak underage faggots drink monstar
>>736899197
My dick is slightly larger than average, not monstrously so, and actually looks pleasing to the eye.
That on the other hand...
Well I'm shit a photoshop so I don't.
>>736899197
There is a sweet spot you know?
And yours is not in in
Also you're gay as shit kill yourself
>>736899197
Will you make a side by side comparison with me if I take a pic with a monster can?
>>736899197
the ultra zero is shit af, go kys
>>736899197
by having a dick that actually fits inside women and is pleasurable to them
>>736909239
i tried one of those fucking cages for fun. the middle split and pinched the tip of my head. Never fuking again
>>736899197
damn shame that all of these photo titles aren't from a camera. they're all downloaded from previous threads. good attempt at impressing a bunch of anonymous strangers OP.
>>736899197
With this.
>>736916008
Sure.
What happened to my beautiful thread I was only gone for like an hour.
Will do requests.
>>736899540
Agreed ><><><
>>736917690
kek, hot tall r u?
Compare it to pringles can.
>>736902395
Hot. So hot. Kik?
>>736901413
>Japanese censorship laws
>>736900812
>Everyone has always told me that 3 inches is enough
pedofile confirmed
>>736907343
>not tonight I'm still sore
>I'm sorry I don't feel like it tonight
>maybe tomorrow when I'm less sore
hehe i'm so alpha
>>736918677
6'1"
I had to cut the bottom out to fit
>>736919114
Side view of your dick please
Also how girthy is that monster?
>>736919114
Got any big dick success stories? What do your exes think of it?
>>736919439
6.7" - 7.2"
>>736904095
>''inches''
>> centimetres
>>736919490
Loads, anything in particaulr interest you.
I still have a few exes that ask me to send them pics, or fwbs on occassion.
>>736919808
So 7 inches long right?
I suppose those 6.7" are your girth, right
>>736920288
10.75" inches long. (>>736903689)
6.7-7.2" girth depending on the day.
>>736920500
I see, that's why it looks so fucking long
Seriously that's a really good dick, man
Even your girth is bigger than the average length!
No homo but I can appreciate really good dicks, you're so lucky
>>736910901
KEK
>>736899197
Have you got any flaccid standing pics?
>>736920852
Thanks dude. I am bigger than a large erect cock flaccid.So I am quite happy with it.
>>736921318
Side view
>>736909487
wonder what girl on right is thinking
I don't thats why i let my gf sleep with other dudes, but only if they have bigger dicks
>>736899197
Any vids of you fucking a girl or cumming?
>>736899197
>4 inches alright but will always wish it was bigger
>5 inches is good enough
>6 inches is ideal
>7 inches + size queens and visually appealing
Boobs
>B cup alright but will always wish it was bigger
>C cup is good enough
>D Cup is ideal
>E + is for boob fetish
>>736921608
you look like an elephant.
>>736921915
this basically
>>736921915
My Gf has HH cups, and I wish they were bigger.
I am almost 11 inches, and wish I was bigger.
>>736922015
pics or fake
>>736899197
By weighing more than 110 lbs by the looks of it
>>736922015
Post gf
>>736922222
Oh shit I finally got it.
>>736922222
Oh FUCK YOU
>>736922222
KEK WILLS IT
>>736922222
>>736922015
this must happen, quints!! 22222
>>736906769
That black dick isnt even big
>>736906351
Size probably does matter, but who cares?!
I've never changed my opinion of myself based on what a woman thought of me.
In fact, that's the definition of a cuck.
>>736922222
ok pents have spoken.
My Gf is coming over in less than half an hour,
Will fuck her on webm. She can actually take all of me.
>>736922425
time stamp it anon, do us proud
>>736922425
Timestamp pls.
Praying this is real.
We're about to see some freaky shit.
>>736922222
>>736922425
You better deliver or restart a new thread with obvious pic to let us know nigga.
>>736921915
This tbh
>>736922222
>>736920118
post pics of said girls? i wanna see if theyre fat
>>736922488
>>736922559
TF dubs again!
>>736909673
If I pick quality what do I get?
>>736921925
that's hilarious.
Don't worry anon I will do you proud.
The joys of having a big dick are that you can pretty much fuck any girl youve ever fucked anytime you want. The curse of having a big dick is once you get in a relationship, its hard to get girls from your past trying to hit you up. I've had too many fights with my gf, trying to prove im not cheating on her
>>736899197
By actually being able to put my dick in
>>736899197
>>736922927
Lol fuck that photoshop
>>736899197
photoshop skills 6/10
>>736899197
I don't.
Good thing there aren't many people like him.
>>736905751
I would let your thick meaty red coat laden cock brutally invade, oppress and occupy my ass any day.
>>736899197
One night... light years far away... guy goes out to see Christine. A real entertaining trip, he insisted. So many ugly chicks hanging around Bedford, only ugly twats on the horn. Everyone's really primped. Everyone on point, looking especially sharp. Definitely isn't common knowledge, son.
>>736899197
with two of them
>>736910326
>>736899197
By not causing vaginal tearing
>>736922927
nope all real.
It pans because I cropping my head out.
>>736899197
Eh, I can't really so I just fap to it
GFs happy enough with mine anyway
With a fidget spinner to clear out that clog.
>>736922686
Just texted her. She says she down to fuck.
>>736906338
Bro this bro that... fucking hell mate, my dog is more clever than you
>>736923678
Do you ever cheat ?
Cuz I mean I have a 6.5 long dick with 5.5 girth and my ex's hit me up to just fuck, I can only imagine you, you lucky motha fucker.
>>736899197
You don't. Just embrace what you have. Women and men for that matter, love confidence
Lies I personally love monster cock I love pain personally though people say no one likes a big monster dick is wrong there is a few girls out there that love pain but that's just me although that looks like a photoshop dick
>>736923885
She is my cuckquean.
>>736924317
Cuck queen ?
>>736919114
gib mir dein kik oder snapchat bitte meine freundin will mit dir chatten
>>736924521
Yeah she lets me fuck other women, if she can watch.
What do you think of her? She 5'1" btw
>>736924684
Bilder zuerst
>>736924747
bro i need your snapchat or kik my gf wants to talk to you i'm a cuck
>>736924747
you better webm titfuck that as well
>>736924845
sie ist 19
>>736924863
Will do boss. Dubs for requests.
>>736924857
pics first.
>>736909800
have you seen who she's dating?
>>736924952
was haltest du von ihr ? >>736924936
>>736903797
His dad
>>736924936
Mehr Bilder bitte Was ist der größte Schwanz, den sie gehabt hat?
>>736900812
sounds like something a guy with a 3 incher would say
>>736906934
I made this
>>736925060
>was haltest du von ihr ?
In english so eveyone can enjoy.
She is amazing?
>>736925209
i asked what he thinks of her