>be me >age 16 >at family gathering >bored af >random

>>736882942

so what's the problem?
elaborate on the "life lessons"

it's fucking easy to impress a 16yr old newbie to life. maybe you teared up for some "life is like a box of chocolates!"-Forrest Gump shit.

>>736882942
16 and didn't even try alcohol? The fuck?

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>uhh plees nu vudka am only sixdeen uhh
>actually not drinking any alcohol with 16

what the fuck man, get your shit together fucking beta
here in germany it's legal to buy beer and wine at the age of 16, man up ma nigga

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>>736882942
Fuck me, summerfags aren't just a meme-myth.

OP this story was total shit, uninteresting and lame.
Lurk moar.

>>736883893
Even if it's not legal for teenagers, being 16 and not trying beer just screams beta fag

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>>736883893
>Needing something to be legal.
>Implies someone else is a pussy.
>Is probably 17.

You're going to be a German virgin for the rest of your life. Luckily the turks are real men so they will keep Germany going.

>>736884083
Beer's disgusting, take drugs and drink spirits.
I remember me first toke of crack at 15, fucked my aunt and my ant.

>>736884175
I remember shooting up dope before my 5th grade graduation, fucked the principal and his daughter

>>736882942
>shows me a picture of his girlfriends boobs
>goes on about how he loves his girlfriend and his girlfriend's daughter even thought it's not his

So he's a cuck who took a niggres?

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>>736882942
>be me
>age 11
>camping with family
>uncle offers me half his beer
fuckyeah.jpg
>tastes awful but I want to be a grown up
>he gives me a whole one tells me i'm old enough
>starts talking about his gf
>I get sleepy and nod off
>wake up naked on the back seat of my uncles car
>asshole stings and lips feel bruised
>mfw I was just taught a life lesson by someone who also offered me a beer

>>736884175

German beer tastes good tf wrong with u

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>>736884127

I don't need it to be legal, basically everybody drinks alcohol it's a part of our fucking culture, you most likely start drinking at the age of 13 to 14 I was just saying that it's legal here at that age
and yeah, Germany is indeed cancerous, thanks for reminding me how cucked my cucked country is faggot

>>736882942
>christanfag

gr8b8m8

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>>736883893
>>736883767
>>736884083

>proud of starting to drink at 16
yeah, I'm not surprised. this teen generation got so fucking spoiled in such a short time.

just recently in my area, we've had a bunch of 14yr old girls (all girls, no boys) got their asses so drunk at an openair pool during the day, police and ambulances had to come pick these sorry ass cunts up

getting your victimized ass drunk beyond controll before the age of 18 is wreckless
especially to the girls: you are pure fodder for rapists. and proud of it.

>>736884308
Fucks the principal and his daughter. You gay af

>>736884462
was drinking at 12, I'm older than you, so go suck a dick.

>>736884462
Drinking with moderation and getting drunk as fuck are to different things. Maybe the place where you live people don't know how to drink.

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>>736884380
kek

>>736884462
much jelly because you never were one of the cool kids?

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>goes on about how he loves his girlfriend and his girlfriend's daughter even thought it's not his

As I a mexican myself, I don't get drunk cuz I can't. White boys can't compete.

>>736884716
He probably fucks her daughter as well

>>736884523

there's nothing to be proud of with early drinking or heavy drinking
seen people become creeping alcoholics within short times
heavy drinking and heavy drinks in general ruins your brain in teen years. a lot of brain developement is still going on. but hey "so mature! so cool to drink and get shitfaced on regular!"

>>736884617
exactly.

>>736884756
As a* dammit

>>736884127
that flag looks shopped wtf

>>736884523
i doubt it.

>>736884636
you're way off your baseless assumptions

>>736883729
actually the quote is "life WAS like a box of chocolates" mandella effect confirmed

>>736885153
so paraphrasing confirms your esoteric Mandela (one "L") effect ?

kys

>>736884964
Not the same guy but if you are calling out people for underage drinking then you are no cool kid I'd want my children to hang out with

>>736882942
horseshit

>>736884523
oh yeah? i started drinking at 19, the legal age in my province, because i couldnt afford alcohol before that point. im a fuckin rebel, what can i say?

>>736885308
I'm talking about drinking to get shitfaced to a point where you have no controll over your actions and your body

>>736885256
im only fucking with you anon, if i cared about the "mandela" effect, i would probably know how to spell it.

>>736883195
Wot?

>>736885476
im surprised it took this long for a reaction, i would like to second anon's 'wot'

>>736885445
You only learn your limits if you go past them

>>736885619
there's no learning process in getting a blackout, because you don't remember any of the shit you did.

bad drinkings habbits in teenage years shape your habbits in later life. i'm a recovering episodic drinker and I know what I'm talking about.

>>736885778
no you dont remember but you get to have to fun of listening to all the cringy shit you did the next day. its not fun

>>736886280
believe me, it gets old
especially when you lose your credibility and the first thing people remember about you is being the person you were when shitfaced
people remember your weakest moments. you need really good friends for that (i do have those).

>>736886373
I got recorded when I was shitfaced.. 15 years old, I remember I done that night but I'm uncertain what that guy will do with the video, I moved out of the country and as far as I know he hates me, so idk. He tends to storage all the videos of his friends on his computer

>>736887080
What I done*

>>736886373
oh i know, not worth the regret, stick to coke and meth f you want to have a good time with friends

>>736887120
what I did or what I had done would be more correct in this instance

>>736887080
yeah that's the kind of stuff you want to avoid. as far as I know, I was never recorded. had three minor (and in restrospect kek-worthy) incidents involving police ...
so far, most of the stuff I did turned out harmless, most of it forgiven, but I'm not waiting for shit to go really bad.

>>736887224
id rather smoke some green once in a fullmoon

>>736887311
My bad

>>736887375
Lol, I didn't went that far, but the video itself is cringy enough.

>>736887375
weed makes social interaction very unpleasant for me though

>>736887982
A little bit is good to have fun and get some really odd ideas to laugh about. wears off quickly, in moderate dozes. I don't smoke too much either, as it renders me immobile and slow for half a day.

>>736888258
i got next to no tolerance for the stuff, what is a small bowl to a friend would render me catatonic for several hours, its a living hell. id rather stick to alcohol and occasionally drugs

>>736884380
hahahaahhahhh

>>736888862
never smoked a bowl tbh. the stuff today is much too powerful. I'd rather smoke a little speck of one gram, like the size of my pinkys fingernail, but pure. anything beyond that is liable to give me a panic attack.

had that once, watching 28days later with friends. hitting a j and managed to stupidly get smoke in my stomache, swallowing it. my heart began to race, gagged, couldn't sit comfortably.
everything is better in moderation. I only drink one beer max atm, it works out fine for me. one beer is uplifting, fun, not heavy on the head, just fine.