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>ITT: Ex-con ASK ME ANYTHING Just got out of prison after

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>ITT: Ex-con ASK ME ANYTHING
Just got out of prison after a 9 year stint. Was featured in a "Lockup" episode on MSNBC a few years back:
https://youtu.be/ONnbTx4BrL8?t=2m53s

Anyways, it's good to be back on the internet /b/. I've just been released from prison after my 9 year bid. I used to browse 4chan a lot before I was sent to prison. After I got out I became even more of a recluse. Missed out on the whole having a nigger for President deal. Surprised that little faggot moot sold our chan to some slant eyed cunt.

>Pic related - Me now & my mugshot back in 2007

Anyway, I'm rambling...so how has life been treating you the past decade, /b/?
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>>736881308

You didn't miss a goddamn thing.
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>>736881308

Wouldn't it be funny if instead of giving this guy the attention he wants for having done a terrible thing, we just leave him hanging?

Wouldn't that be funny instead of anything anybody here could say?
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>>736881382
yea, starting to see that. when i went in, trump had a reality show on nbc...now he's the fuckin president. crazy shit.
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What did you get locked up for man?
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>>736881308
Welcome back man. That's a rough stretch. You got any leads on gainful employment? Any female companion prospects? Basically what's your plan man?
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>>736881539
Some crazy shit involving a girl. Rather not go into it, tbh.
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>>736881449
He served his time. Lay off.
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>>736881308
How important is the precise timing of action potentials for information processing in the neocortex? Is there a canonical computation performed by cortical columns? How is information in the brain processed by the collective dynamics of large neuronal circuits? What level of simplification is suitable for a description of information processing in the brain? What is the neural code?
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>>736881552
You kidding? 9 years, man, I'm gay now.
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>>736881609
Well then the fuck do we want from you?
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>>736881552
yea prison fucking sucked. not as bad as tv & movies make it out, but i wouldn't ever want to go back. i'm still looking for work right now & no gf.
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>>736881308
duke nukem forever is finally out
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>>736881701
Want to see my ruined butthole ?
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>>736881704
why didn't you get swole in prison?
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>>736881737
>>736881690
Same fag.
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Op's a rapist. Got popped for trying to rape a 15 y/o.

http://wcfcourier.com/news/metro/teen-sentenced-for-attacking-girl-in-restroom/article_562f18e9-e965-5d38-93b8-de4400d497ae.html
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>>736881308

Which gang did you hate the most in prison?
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>>736881308
What happened to ur face? U changed damn alot
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>>736881449
gay niggers hang from trees
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>>736881308
Did prison make you gay and you grew a gay tash?
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>>736881308
nice racism edgelord, too bad you didnt get shanked
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>>736881308
holy shit, is that really you ?!?!? no fucking way....you're literally the "4-chan goes to prison" guy!
bullshit....really???
fascinating
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>>736881737
Prison rape is a lie perpetrated by the justice system to make people afraid of there great big summer camp for grown men paid for by tax dollars.
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>>736881308
Hi, Mr. Boggs
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>>736881308
What is the mechanism that causes certain materials to exhibit superconductivity at temperatures much higher than around 25 kelvin? Is it possible to make a material that is a superconductor at room temperature?
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>>736881807
what a piece of shit, should have hung yourself with a bed sheet smh
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>>736881807
Figured with that mustache
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>>736881308
Photoshop/10

You faggot
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>>736881308
Are you still compliant on your sex offender registration, dude?
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What's the last meme you remember?
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>>736881308
If this were old /b/ we'd organise to get you back in prison. Ugly mother fuck.
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>>736881382

Bullshit. He missed that Steven Seagal "I'm a cop" show, which I'm convinced is the exact moment our civilization stopped being governed by the usual rules and led us to a Trump presidency.
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>>736881807
You know what, FUCK YOU! I did my time. I owned up to my mistakes. Like YOU haven't ever made a fucking mistake in your life?
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>>736881308
>pedo stache.
'Cause, y'know, you didn't look creepy enough before.
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>>736882100
made a mistake and bought no mans sky

OP makes a mistake, trips and accidentally rapes a kid
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>>736882100
You tried to rape a little girl at knife point. No amount of time will remove that memory from her mind. You're forever fucked. You will not find solace here.
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>>736881308
Hey James, was getting caught part of your plan? Trying to rape a 15 y/o isn't exactly a "mistake", you clueless cunt.
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OP's house
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>>736881807

15 is prime time. Was she hot? Need details.
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how do you get treated in prison as a rapist. are the stories accurate? or is 15 yr old enough they don't consider you a pedo.
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>>736881308
Hm. Interdesting
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>>736882462
Fuck... bait is getting harder to detect. Or maybe I'm just getting old and lazy.
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>>736882340
Fuck off, man! I paid my fucking debt to society! Why the fuck are you posting my personal shit on here?
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>>736882340
Should call his neighbors and ask if he told them he's a pedo
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>>736882462
good catch

sage and out
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Goes dam you faggot

OP PHOTOSHOPPED THE DAMN FACE ON A DIFFERENT BIDY

how fucking stupid is b now days?

Pic related fools
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>>736881308
>After I got out I became even more of a recluse

Do you think the prison system works as intended, do you feel any better?
For many of us, whiteknighting against you could be the most useful thing we do all day, don't take it harshly. Anyway what do you think of the Hobbit movies?
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>>736882517
Trying too hard fag
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>>736882462
this thread just went from 1/10 to 4/10.

I'm listening.
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>>736882462
Wow. Good catch
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>>736881526
Best president
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>>736881308
>>736882462
Good b8 m8
Got me
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>>736882516
You dumb fucks see>>736881996
Like ten posts above
...it's not even a good shop
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>>736881908
Clearly not the same guy
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>>736882638
You didn't prove shit, dumb ass
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>>736882638
To be fair, your right. Terrible shop.
No excuses. I'm ashamed.
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Newsfags be gullible...summer is here.
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>>736882684
Whooops I spoke too soon. My apologies. How the fuck did you find that?
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>>736881783

>>736881959
>>736882240
This.

Also fake and gay etc.
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>>736882703
Prove what ? That it's shopped? Look at the fucking shadows around the head

No oroof needed you dumbass
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>>736881308
>Missed out on the whole having a nigger for President deal. Surprised that little faggot moot sold our chan to some slant eyed cunt.
Lol, don't even feel sorry for you if this the kind of person you are.
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>>736882755
Troll line was way higher up.
You're super late.
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>>736881308
Your kind isn't welcome here, and I'm sure the terms of your probation officer won't be too happy about you being on a site known for all sorts of sexual degeneracy.

>screencapped, sent to your PO
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>>736881449
wouldnt it be glorious if you waddled back to 9fag where you belong?
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>>736883006
Don't do that you retard. Guy in pic is not OP. Read the thread. I mean fuck the guy in the pic but it's not him.
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>>736882703
>>736882703
The fact you need proof after seeing what a bad shopnit isnproves how far b has fallen

Or it's summer

Pick one
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>>736883006
Your kind isn't welcome here you retarded. Blind faggot
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>>736881308
Boggs?
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>>736881634
>>736883006
>Your kind isn't welcome here,
kek
this 'kind' of guys made 4chan famous. ..

Go back to redd it
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>>736882703
>/leftypol/ memes
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>>736881308
Would you suck a warm llog of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass?
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>>736883433
The fuck do you know about old 4chan newfag? You can't even recognise obvious shoops and bait. Gtfo and go wherever the hell you came from son.
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>>736883600
No, but I would jack off to watching Renamon take a huge dump
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>>736882100
Well, was she hot?
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>>736884120
He's a fake you dunce. >>736882462
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>>736881308
why is ur nose small as shit in your mugshut but blown the fuck up on pic related?
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>>736881807
Reddit fag detected kill yourself
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>>736885210
Because you are a dumb fuck
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>>736881308
/b/ is now pure garbage 100x worse than ever before, at least 50% of the board traffic is taken up by "traps" which is a way that faggots have invented to be gay without admitting to themselves that they are gay

sometimes old /b/ still pops up though. Like 6 years ago this guy showed up and just posted a picture of a human leg and foot in a freezer. Well, a couple months ago, guy pops up again, just posts another photo of same freezer with DIFFERENT leg and foot in it. /b/ is still amazing on rare occassions i guess.
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>>736881807
>>736885975
oh my mistake i talked to you like you were a /b/ro...kill yourself tho kid
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>>736881918
Hahahahahayaya isn't this guy the funniest or what
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