Hey /b/, If you were on camera about to be executed by ISIS,

>>736880484
I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!

i like chocolate milk>>736880484

TRAPS ARE GAAAAAAAAY!

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>>736880610
Leading the pack so far...

Bababooey bababooey Howard Stern's penis

>>736880484
I'd Anthony Sullivan it as long as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUFVBr9uu48

LAURA B WAS A BOY!!!!

>>736881151
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Is it true?
Watches for 0€?

>>736880484
I'd tell them this fucking place sucks and you're getting one star on trip advisor

>>736880610
Best

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>>736880484
>that if anyone desired to follow the Lord zealously, with a pure heart and mind, and wished faithfully to bear the cross after Him, he would no longer hesitate to take up the way to the Holy Sepulchre.

>>736880484

How can white bois even compete ?

>>736880484
"At least they didn't force me to fuck their women, that's a real suicide mission!"

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>>736882217
>We wahz KANGZ

>>736881297
Dammit I forgot about that shit...
Fucking nostalgia..

>>736880484
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

>>736882555
You would launch a multi-platform coordinated air-strike on them?

>>736880484
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

I know it's cheesy
But I feel grate

Reclaim the Holy land!
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

>>736882688
but why not Robert Paulsen?

If you strike me down, I'll shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine

>>736880610
Topkek m8

>>736880484
"yall can kiss my rebel dick" then i allah akbar on those fools

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>>736880484
>All these guys did was laugh all night about how bullshit Islam is... and how many likes this would get on ISISTube...

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>>736880610

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>>736880484

"You bastards! You'll all pay for this! You'll never take me aliiiiIIIIIIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIIIIIGHT"

>>736880484

The Eyes of Texas are Upon You
Motherfuckers

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?

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>>736880484
>Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

>>736884154
>>736884195
>Lol'd
New leader.

Im headed to hell now

>>736880484
Hi, I'm Anon, and this is Jackass

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>>736884508
You in pic

>>736880484
Just thought I'd let you assholes know. They won't be 72 virgins anymore by the time you get up there.

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>>736880484
>What's this guy paying you?

>>736880484
>9/11 was an inside job. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel...

>>736880484
Sand Niggers

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camera zooms in on my serious face

the thing is that the vid would never be made public if you dont behave how they want you to. ever notice how edited and calculated everything is in these videos?

so the real choice is, act like a hard cunt or be funny and have your bit edited out or sit and behave and have your murder shown to the world..

Delete my internet history.

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i would explain sherlock like so

>>736885559
It's fucking /b/, dude. Don't read into shit so fucking hard

"I'm one of the virgins."

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>>736880484
I would say [spoiler]REPLY THIS POST OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT[/spoiler]

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>>736880484
All these guys are CPB

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>>736880484
>I'm coming Harambe!

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were it so easy

ISIS is a NAMBLA front

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Scooty puff junior suuuuuucks!

>>736885937
that doesn't even make sense, why would you say that line before being beheaded

THEY'RE TURNIN' THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY

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>>736885937

>this is it
>im moments away from death
>my executioner is beginning his speech
>i remember the threads
>i remember the memes
>i thought about it for weeks
>i have the perfect thing to say on camera so /b/ will know i was one of them
>this is gonna be perfect
>he's done ranting
>THIS IS IT
>NOW'S MY CHANCE
I WAAAARRRRRRRREGGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGGLLLLRLRLRLRLLRLLLLRLRMMNNNNNNNNNN............

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>736880484
>Derka, derka. Muhammad, Jihad.

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good luck beheading me faggot

Start singing ocean man as loud as humanly possible

Strike me down now and ill become more powerful than you could ever imagine

>>736880484
DO IT FAGGOT

>>736880484
If you kill me, then you're gay.

>>736880484
There is nothing you could say. If you do not follow the script, you will be beaten, the footage deleted, and you will be put back on screen a day later to do it again. Don't follow the script a second time? They'll edit it out and kill you without you saying a word

Think anything you say will do a fucking thing? These people gut children without flinching. They don't give a fuck what some white cunt says, they'll just make you watch yourself bleed to death then taunt your still living decapitated head

Honestly, what kind of autistic cunt even entertains the notion of some last second hurrah?

>stare into camera

"So, your probably wondering how i got here"

>>736889023
what kind of autistic cunt gives a reply like this in this thread?

>>736885723
Die

"you kill me, I'll fuck all your 72 virgins biatch..."

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EEEESSSKEETIT

La illaha illallah Muhammadur rasoolullah... The Islamic creed. They would not be able to use the footage, because it is not allowed to kill someone in battle when they do that. They either have useless footage or they present themselves as totally secular.

I love this CIA acting job.