I find this shit way too much fun. I'll start Guy steals

>>736845725
steve jobs movie

>>736846015
nope, doesnt involve tech

>>736845725
The Founder

a man does things

>>736846290
Aye!

>Rick Moranis gets blown up
>RV crashes in desert
>alien jumps out of stomach
>Robot trips virgin alarm
>Fried Chicken
>gold ballsack sells flamethrowers

1. White man goes to jail.
2. Takes penis in pooper.
3. Doesn't Like it.
4. White man Escapes Jail.
5. Happy black man.
6. End

trip
drugs
family
mexico

>>736846708
Were the millers?

guy is mask wearing rebel
guy meets girl
guy hates a certain group of people
guy likes explosions
hint: A clue is right in front of your eyes.

>>736846520
Spaceballs

>>736846667
Shawshank Redemption

nazis
symbolic bear
master assassination plot

>>736847125
Inglorious bastards

>>736847065
yes to shawshank

>>736847192
yuh

your turn

>>736846993
v for vendetta

>>736846993
V for vendetta

>>736846993
Force Awakens?

dead-end job
psychotic break
soap
boxing
terrorism
anarchy

>An old ass guy loses some jewelry
>Sends out his friends to find it, it means a lot to him
>It's in the hands of some midgets
>Midgets refuse to return it to rightful owner
>Would rather destroy it

>>736847558
Can't talk about the answer...first rule

>>736847828
well, and the second rule, also.

>>736847761
lotr trilogy

>>736847761
The Lord of the Rings?

>>736845725
"real human being"

Retard teaches Elvis how to dance.

5 dudes crack open a cold one in 1945

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>>736847981
>>736847933
Winner winner, beer for dinner

bartender meets a dude who used to be a chick
bartender takes dude back in time so he can seduce his past chick self
dude's past chick self gets pregnant and the bartender steals the baby
bartender takes baby girl back in time and leaves her on an orphanage doorstep so she can live out her life as dude's past chick self
bartender makes dude join a time travel agency and eventually dude becomes the bartender after he burns his face
also the bartender eventually kills his future self, who is a mass murderer

>Hockey
>Infidelity
>Savages
>Necrophilia
>He isn't supposed to be here

>>736847325
>>736847332
Both right. The clue was the word guy because in V for vendetta he wears a guy fawkes mask :)

>>736849206
Happy Gilmore

>>736849345
sorrey brah, guess again

>>736849206
Clerks!

>>736849206
clerks

>>736846520
Spaceballs

>>736847761
This is hands down the greatest description of LotR I've ever heard

>>736845725
Footloose

Crazy guy holds world hostage. Cool guy fucks a bunch of chicks, kills a bunch of guys, saves the world.

>entire movie looks like a blm riot

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>>736847558

>Robbers plan a steal
>Big fat gun wound
>All the colors die including non-colors
>One lives
>Escapes and is now rich

>>736845725
>Something to do with hats
>Has batman in it i think
>had some birds
>electricty too
>also a lot of water
>magic shit

>>736849603
Correct!
>>736849650
Thanks dude, means a lot for a low-life degenerate like myself

>>736849942
The Prestige, classsss film!

>>736849914
Reservoir Dogs

>dude gets Fry'd
>breaks a guy's house
>excapes jail
>works in government
>bankrupts major corporation
>sent to rehabilation

>4 persons go to magical place
>evil race of weirdos attack
>4 persons win because one of them had a hole in its pocket
>impromptu jam sessions everywhere

>>736850230
The Ballad of the Blue Meanies ft. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

>Space Pocahontas
>From POV of white male

Liam Neeson commits borderline genocide in Albania

>>736849796
planet of the apes

>>736850317
Yep you got it

>>736850384
A million ways to die in the west?

>>736850351

>>736850351
avatar?

>>736850452
That movie takes place in Arizona...

>cop moves to countryside
>uncovers conspiracy
>murder ensues

Guy sits at bus bench
Tells life story
Finds out he has kid
The end

>>736850667
forrest gump

>>736850638
Im from the UK i have no idea about anything that isnt my own street

Robot dude created as boyfriend
Girlfriend gets captured by some cunt
Meet creator of robots
He finds out he was just made to be a fighting machine
Kills girlfriend

>>736850782
Yup

>>736850605
yah

>Kid is ditched by parents
>Forced to fend for himself in a cold, miserable existence
>Fights off men trying to take advantage of him
>Reunites with family only to be abandoned again

>old man has a questionable relationship with a highschooler
>old man is kill
>highschooler steals a car
>old man is saved
>highschooler needs to see his parents fuck to stay alive
>they do and now they're all rich
>repeat for two more movies but with different settings and minor changes

>creepy pope benedict wants to destroy the world
>commands an army of white sperm-people led by a nigger to build a deadly superweapon
>army defeated by the carebears and bigfoot; superweapon destroyed, nigger kills pope

>>736850947
back to the future

Pajeet travelling on boat
Boat crashes
Get on a lifeboat
Animal on boat with me
Survive

Three kids graduate high school and go their separate ways
One is kinda dumb, other two are pretty smart
One of the smart one becomes a crazy pilot
A whole bunch of people die because of some really stupid decisions
The non-pilot smart one puts the dumb one in charge of some people (his old boss died)
The pilot crashes into the desert and gets captured
The dumb one and his new friends have to rescue her
The other smart one "helps" them somehow
Everyone gets excited at the end, they're gonna fight, and they're gonna win

>>736851031
life of pi

Bald guy races cars

>>736850947
Back to the future

>local white man abuses his three midget kids into becoming singers

>>736851074
fast and furious

Gay Cowboys have sex in the mountains

>>736845725
Social Media

>>736851029
Yep that's it

>>736851189
Broke back mountain.

>>736851123
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Man gets back his rug.

>>736851123
Alvin and the chipmunks

>Zombie apocalypse
>Black man surprisingly not the first to die

>>736851255
>>736851294
nice, faster than i expected

>>736850954
Star Wars Return of the Jedi

>>736851216
the emoji movie

>>736851332
Night of the Living Dead

Me and friends are alive, nobody knows we are alive
New guy in town, super cool, jealous of him
Go to pizza place, try to stop cool guy from going
Get kidnapped by some kid
Escape from kid, make up with dool guy
Fly on rocket with cool guy back wth friends

>senile old man
>fucks with a little kid
>destroys water, oil, electricity lines
>mopes around
>lives on waterfall

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>>736845725

>>736851407
Up

>>736851052
Starship troopers

>>736851260
The Big Lebowski

>captain of starship and bodyguard play with trains
>Shia lebouf's dad is an asshole
>fat guy now works in fast food

>>736851485
Good job

A man with a name based on US currency tries to get rich even if it means he has to die trying.

>will smith can fly now

>teens want pussy
>get not arrested
>period blood on pants
>bus to party
>they're mclovin it
this should be easy

>>736851477
yes

>>736851519
Hancock?

>twink contacts irl master yoda to learn how to physically assault people
>banzai

>>736851384
Nope

>>736851519
I am Legend?

>>736851525
American Pie!

>>736851525
American Pie?

>>736851525
Superbad!

>single, minority parent has a deformed cuckold of a child
>The slutty kid gropes someone
>gets kidnapped
>thrown in prison in anarchist government
>pyscho and lesbian break him out through a drainpipe
>profit

>nameless protagonist
>jewish italian mafia
>great fucking soundtrack

>>736851574
Karate kid

>lots of chinese
>now there are japanese
>man doesn't like japanese
>beats the shit out of them
>gets shot

>>736851667
The Godfather

SciFi Horror but now theres more than one monster

>>736845725
Group of social delinquents.
Framed for murder.
Fight through the city.
Disco.

> black guy is captured
> used for medical tests
> is given a shot that makes his intelligence+++
> black guy escapes from medical facility
> is sent to prison with his kind
> lead guy has blue eyes
> immediately forms a gang and becomes leader
> robs a research lab and gets more shots
> makes whole gang intelligence+++
> attacks white people that gave him intelligence and it devolves into planetwide war

>>736851646
there you go champ

>>736851717
NOPE.
>try something Neo-Noire.

>>736851741
Planet of the apes

>>736851706
pearl harbour

>new york faggot learns how to shoot sperm out of his hand so he can get the girl of his dreams

>>736851741
One of the new Planet of The Apes
I don't remember... is it Rise or Dawn?

>poor kid working at a handyman
>need money for family
>see owner of house he is working to make money
>owner dies and he steals invatation to a secret game
>he ends up being forced to play russian Roulette while rich people make bets

>>736851706
Chinese Connection, or Fist of Fury.

>>736851731
Aliens

>boy likes grill
>gets a date with her, arranged by 3rd party
>arrives at date place
>is some other girl
>girl changes in telephone booth
>cute ginger accents all throughout

>>736851741
One of the planet of the apes, I forget the new ones names

>>736851741
Planet of the apes

>>736851736
the warriors

>>736851815
no

>>736845725
big dino worms in desert
guy with shit load of guns tries to kill them

>>736851820
The Deer Hunter

>>736851741
Planet of the apes,
Down of the planet of the apes,
Rise of the planet of the apes,
Demise of the planet of the apes ?

Which one ?

>>736851828
no and no

No one got "A man with a name based on US currency tries to get rich even if it means he has to die trying"? Jesus Christ. It's easy. It's Get Rich or Die Trying starring 50 cent

>>736851862
Yessir

>>736851817
Spider man

>>736851869
Tremors

In this movie, the impossible happens
A dude is his own father

>>736851883
Nope. Good guess

>>736851828
Y'all ARE STILL WRONG.

Another hint.

>Main protagonist is a getaway driver.

>universally despised drunkard with eyeliner steals boats and becomes the nigger of the seven seas

>>736851817
Spoderman

>>736851817
spoderman

A bunch of people walk through a circle
They meet some new people on the other side
They fight some weird guys in costumes
They blow up a geometric shape
They come back, but one stays behind cause he met a nice girl

A mentally handicapped man runs a lot

>>736851819
both fags correct. its both of them, its a two part story. 3 is coming out too with Woody Harrelson

>>736851970
Any of the pirate of the carribean movies

>>736851970
Pirates of the Caribbean

National treasure but its a timetravel comedy set in the 70s

>>736852016
run forrest run

>>736852016
Forrest Gump

>>736852016
forrest gump

>>736851970
Pirates of the Caribbean

>>736851898
Maybe no one has seen that movie dude

>>736849162
same /b/ro

>>736851967
wrong post replied to? bc he isn't in the movie I was talking about

>guy in a psych ward
>steals a bus
>takes everyone on a boatride
>gets his brain fixed

>>736851967
Bangkok Dangerous?

>>736852094
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

>>736852087
Fugg, my bad /b/ro. it's called autism for a reason.

>a film director and his crew travel to mystery island to record a sick vine compilation
>girl gets blacked

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> this one is the best one tho

>>736848114
Forrest Gump

>nameless protagonist
>jewish italian mafia
>great fucking soundtrack
>Really cool white jacket.

>>736852015
gay niggers from outer space

Robots come to earth
Want glasses
Fat guy eats donut
Giant cube shrunken down
Cube makes evil ribot kill
In later movies evil robot becomes not kill

>Dude likes to use his left hand to grab his dick but it turns out if you're a righty, you should be using your right. Likes to get naked and scrub his body, kinky AF

>>736848114
Forrest gump

>Military Surplus opened
>Monsters everywhere
>The movie lied
>Everyone fucking dies

>a regular day in somalia

>>736852145
ye

>>736852015
Narnia ?

>>736850954
Return of The Jedi megakek

>>736850384
Taken?

dude gets interviewed by cop
dude looks at wall
cop drops his coffee

>>736852249
Real Human Bean, the movie.

>>736852255
arnal schwartzenigger

>>736852261
A porno titled "a sad handjob"

>>736850911
Joe Dirt

A cool guy is in charge
But his new boss doesn't like him, so he's not in charge anymore
New boss murders guy's family
Guy has to fight a bunch of people and wins
Guy gets to fight the boss that fired him
Beats the boss, but then dies anyway

Man with scissors for hands spooks people

>>736852187
tip
>there are dinosaurs

>>736852248
Yep!

>>736852255
Transvestitees

>>736852015
Stargate

>>736852261
bad boy bubby

>>736852390
no. it's a scifi flick

>>736852255
Transformers

2 idiots talk about star wars while stoners fuck around outside.

>>736852407
edward scissorhands

>>736852274
Blackhawk Down

>>736852347
the usual suspects

>>736852250
wat

>>736852303
Nope... when did they blow up anything in that?

>>736852407
Edward Scissorhands

>>736852406
Gladiator

>>736852407
edward scissor hands

>>736852425
Gratz

>Man gets job as nighttime guard
>Weird shit happens
>More weird shit threatens him
>Movie ends with life continuing as normal

>>736852344
Bingo!

a man in the US armed forces snipes a lot of people

>>736852377
Nope

>>736852394
It puts the right answer on it's skin

>>736852502
Too easy...

Night at the museum

>>736852354
I see you know what I'm talking about. But don't tell anybody. I'm waiting for a title response.

>>736852481
nope

also FUCK CAPTCHA

>>736852523
American Sniper

>>736852484
Yep, good job

> Evil corp designs toy shaped drones
> kid buys action-toys
> soldiers and stuff
> competing company from russia or sum shit has the same toy
> the toys become self aware and have a war for control
> in american 1990's suburb
> kid helps the american toys and gets to feel pride

>>736852523
American Sniper, i didnt even see the movie. Easy guess
>>736852443
Yup

>>736852444
clerks

>>736852407
Titanic?

>>736852598
WarGames

>>736852518
Probably a stupid guess but Night At The Museum?

Jennifer Lawrence plays Mario underworld against an old white guy.

>edgy kid ditches boy scout camp
>meets up with slightly more edgy girl
>make out on beach to french music
>they also kill a dog somewhere along the lines

>>736845725
The Social Network, or whatever that faggy zuckerberg movie is called

>guys eats a poop on a train to moscow
>young girl of about 10 sees it happen
>loses her mind
>when she's 16 she kills numerous government level staff
>she is killed in car crash

A loud scrawny wigger and a fat silent wigger have wild adventures

>>736852549
or else it gets the hose again

>a fat neet is chosen by the dalai lama to fight alongside an angry tomboy, a midget, a nigger, an anorexic girl and a twink with a hat; in order to defeat another nigger who escaped from prison
>1000 BC mongoloid version of zootopia

>>736852598
OMG, I remember that movie...

Was it Small Soldiers... or Toy Soldiers?

One is a serious movie, the other a kids movie. I forget which.

>>736852598
Small Soldiers

>>736852598
I SAW THIS MOVIE I DONT KNOW THE NAME

>>736852653

Hunger Games

>>736852598
Toy soldiers. Or something like that. There was a scene where barbie dolls came to life, and some dude was put into a trash shredder in the sink drain.

>>736852265
Yeah

>>736852650
Nope

It's full of niggers
They all die at the end

>>736852518
Mirrors

>>736852518
Night at the Museum

>>736852672
FUCK, that movie with bill murray, Moonlight kingdom? It was pretty good imo.

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>>736852707
Kek someone got it.
> ahhh, propagandised childhood i miss u

>>736852705
Noah's ark

>>736852265
Yeah>>736852724
Yes

>>736852697
Of Mice and Men?

>>736852798
It was an ok movie, tbh.

>>736852781

correct anon!

but it's moonrise kingdom

yeah that's a good movie

>>736852697
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

>Murder Capital of the world
>Frog brothers

>>736852776
Yup
>>736852777
Nope, Nice trips though

Suprised no ones got this yet.
Its Spirit of 76
>>736852044

>Good cartoon made irl.
>Bad CGI
>WHAT A TWIST

>>736852695

wtf

A fat joke stealing bitch named Amy tries to be funny for an hour or two

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>>736852705
someone guess this one

>niggers and whites can't get along
>play football to kill the time

>>736852705
Kung fu panda

> guy goes to other country (forgot name) to bring some important guy back to America for business
> car wreck
> a million other things keep the guy stuck there
> there's eels in the water
> everyone is brainwashed
> "why would anyone ever want to leave?"
> dad tries to rape virgin daughter after she bled for the first time
> main character tries to save the guy's daughter
> big fire
> dad is dead
> guy rides bike with girl on the back of it back to town
> on the way people from the guy's company see him
> he keeps going
> the end

>Local street gang leader hooks up with a girl
>He pulls the old fuck & chuck
>Girl is heartbroken
>Decides to ditch her entire sense of personality o be with him
>Street racing

>>736852805
nope

>lots of chinese
>now there are japanese
>man doesn't like japanese
>beats the shit out of them
>gets shot

>>736852927
Remember the Titans

>>736852933
yeeee

>>736845725
>Guy loses competition, ends up enslaved by rednecks in the middle of a desert then becomes friend of his captives and manages to make his way to civilization just to lose again
>talking cars

>>736852697
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

>>736852944

6 lines or less, dipshit.

>>736852549
>>736852698
Silence Of The Lambs

>>736852968
Grand Torino

>opening credits
>then the film in on
>end credits

>>736845725
>>736846122

I don't know the name of the movie, but is the idea a windshield wiper or something?

>>736852892
Literally every cartoon movie since 2000,
But I think either Smurfs or Rocky and Bullwinkle

>>736853003
cars

Fat loser tricks kids into becoming music slaves

>>736852933
holy shit i think you're right

10/10, Good job 736853003

>>736845725
Rain man

>>736853039
non

>>736852944
This is the entire story of that movie

>>736853062
Nope, the last line is a hint to the director.

>>736852892
The LAst Airbender

>>736853034
Whoops my bad legit didn't see that

>>736851456
Holy fucking kek that image. My sides are in fucking orbit

>Kid finds dead porno lady
>Faggy depressed guy
>Jewish car conspiracy
>Another porno lady makes car porno
>Gets exposed by faggy depressed guy and muscle guy

>>736853042
Fuck off

>>736853073
school of rock

>>736852568
.... but a great movie!

>Cuban sells Cocaine

>>736853140
CONGRATULATIONS, you got it right.

>>736853183

wrong

i'll look that one up though

Here's one

>Bunch of people
>kys faggot.

They sell stuff to military
Military gets angry at them
Fat guy arrested
Skinny guy still wins