You know the drill, faggots. Include your special power. I'll

Lonelyman

>>736845027
Roving blackholes man.

Batmanman

Emptiness inside man
Everyone I touch remembers and never forgets the emptiness we all have on the inside, forever.

blackman
...wait a second

Shit in my mouth man.

heteroman

>>736845175
This

Batmanman

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Ladiesman

Lifeman

Spiderman

Wait

Un-moisturised hands man

Fearman

Commitmentman

>>736845027
NiggerNeighbors Man

>>736845333
>>736845130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>>736845027
Nonexistenceman

Haloman
Cuz I don't be afraid of anything

minormedicalproceduresman
My foes suffer an infinite number of low-risk non-invasive medical procedures until they hit the extremely low change of any of them being dangerous and are finally vanquished.

Paralyzeman

>>736845027
>Lonelinessman
>Everyone I touch loses meaningful contact with others; thus subjecting them to my pain.

Oh shit she's pregnant man.

Womenman

OP

harryharryingtonman

>>736845322
kek

>>736845027
All fuckable i presume?
My fear is pain, so i would be able to wrack my opponents entire bodies with intense pain as the Torminator!

>>736845027
Niggerman

Unclewoman

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>>736845500
Why not Heavy man?

Blackman

Social interaction man

Rapeman reporting for duty

>>736845027
Ageingman

god

daddypleasenoithurtsman

gay man

Death Guy.

>>736845027
Niggerman

>>736845779
The most useless one in the thread, congrats

>>736845027
Man

>>736845820
Oh, my power is I kill people, I guess.

The hornet

Fuck I hate hornets. Fuck

>>736845805
>fears gay people
>comes on /b/
wew

>>736845501
This would be the worst way to die. Knowing you died from an infection brought on by a jambed finger.

>>736845863
cheers

t. Ageingman

>>736845027
Scatman.

>>736845886
Dubzae

>>736845027
I am afraid of fears, I am fearman invoking your greatest fears.

Diarrheainpublicman

>>736845889
as in you kill their will to interact with you?

dubsman

>>736845980
I actually once experienced that, so good luck anon. You will need it. Yes it is as bad as you fear.

Rapingman.

My super power is a magic mirror that makes people who lie about sexual misconduct fess up when they see themselves in it and brands them so that they actually do the time or make the restitution they deserve to have to.

VAN-MAN

>>736845995
Sure, why not.

>>736845027
Kikeman

>>736845027
Student load debt-Man

Apartment Block Fire Man

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>>736846150
Then they have already won.

>>736845027
Suicidal Thoughts Man.

Every criminal I interact with is plagued with suicidal thoughts that come and go as his life goes on, never certain when or if he'd listen to the voice in his head when it goes "lol do it."

>>736845027
Takecareofmykidsfromanothermanandallmyinsecurities man

>>736845906
Waspman here with ya

pussyman

Basicsocialsituationsman and his side kick aspie

>>736846560
I basically just weird criminals out until they leave out of awkwardness

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>>736845322
>go to restruant
>waitress comes around and asks for order
>"hey i'll have a burger please"
>she says "okay, that comes with fries and coleslaw, is that alright?"
>sure.jpg
>i didnt really want the burger anyways, i just got it for the sides
>goes away for a while
>is still gone
>where the fuck is my food
>the autism is growing inside me
>get up to go ask her where my food is
>turn the corner
>slam right into the waitress holding my food
>she slams on her face and the food is all over the floor
>fuck
>my sides

DepressionMan, I've been stuck in for ~4 month after my final exams (I was 17).
One will say it's not really long, but everytime I remember this, I get remorses and feel another depression coming.
Sometimes, it even starts again when I question my life goals but since I have a job, I can meet people or friends in other places than in a bar or college.

>>736846529
i have the power to split any dick while i enjoy me some boipucci

Tornado man. Kinda self explanatory.

>>736846860
Did you ever watch tornado twister?

unemployed-man

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urinalman the superbeta fuckboi

dyingaloneman

rapedinjailman

>>736845027
authority-man, checking in.

>>736847540
Hello authority man I'm VAN-MAN, I think we have some common ground

>>736845027
Family guy

Commitmentlad

I am Intimate Relationship Man

>>736847710
Wetdreamaling

>>736847914
Punkalunk

>>736845027
Sharkman

NormieMan

no-caffeine-man

Caught in position of lolicon man - I can wipe electronics by will with only enough evidence left to suggest the content but not be convicted

>>736847913
uh, no. there can only be one Intimate Relationship Man, and I am he.

>>736845027
Beinggayman

>>736847999
Tripasips for the digits man

>>736845175
Batmanmanman

>>736845027
womanman

>>736848185
Fuck this guy man

>>736848261
Whoamomaman

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>>736845027

>>736845027
Sleeping-with-the-lights-off Man

>>736845027
UncircumcisedPenisMan to rescue

>>736848405
Oooohhh man

Raped-by-a-transman

>>736845027
My Sister Finds Out I Watch Her Pee-Man

>>736845906
Did you greentext the sorry about a kid bringing in hornets????

I'm The Needler. I have a great of needles (typanophobia).

Castrationman

>>736847340
i'm gonna have to ask you leave

>>736847913
Not here not anywhere does being alone make you special

>>736848469
How did i take a shit and it end up on my ass man

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Themanman

Pissingbloodman

>>736848441
oh right, my power: I circumcise penises

catman

>>736845027

Policeman

>>736845778
Good band

>>736845027
nigger

Catching-an-STD-from-a-five-dollar-hooker-man

>>736848701
Gtfo

Getting"tuckedin"bymyfatherman

>>736848690
just sittin' there looking cute whilst passing judgement

>>736848757
Weird

>>736848117
Nah you can add lolicon content to anybodies hard drive, purely by your force of will, and they will always get caught.

Nuclear War Man

>>736845027
Rapeman

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>>736848755
Faggotman

My mother whipping me with a spatula Man

>>736845027

Spider Shark-man

Niggerman

>>736848757
aka, IncestRapeMan

>>736845027

Muslim Man

>>736848921
Extra extra read all about it,this guys a lame fuckboy

a-group-of-middle-schoolers-at-the-mall-man

Drowning Man
I'm simply a crazy person who drowns people

>>736845027
girlman?

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>>736849032
>getting this butthurt

Betacuckman

>>736845027
batman man

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Darkman

I could be called nigger for all that it matters.

>>736845130
Damnit. I though I was original, and the first guy says what I think

Vannedman

Everything man.

I'm afraid of everything. So basically I'm a bitch and I wince and flee but somehow crime is haphazardly thwarted thru sheer dumb luck whilst tears and snot run down my face. My costume may as well be a little bo peep dress because I'm THAT MUCH of a bitch.

republicanman

>>736845027

Islaman

>>736845027
Successman, happinessman, or maybe confidenceman.

>>736845027
deepseaman
hah almost sounds like deep semen

>>736849137
Hmmm lets see says beta uses Nicholas cage meme has to be gay

analrapeman

Trumpfag voting in 2020man

>>736845027
Berserknotendingman

>>736845322
good solid kek from this

Askinggirlsoutman

>>736849207
This would be an amazing TV show

>>736849266
greentext?

Took-a-messy-dump-in-a-public-restroom-with-no-toilet-paper-man.

>>736849304
Right? Would watch.

>>736845027
I am Diealone man

>>736849137
Cant make it in life criticises others needs attention probably is sober and cant understand why no one gives a fuck what he says cuz he a giant fuming sack of shit

>>736849043

kek

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>>736849223
You're afraid of islands?????

I have misophonia. So I'd be some sort of 'sonic boom' thing since sounds annoy the FUCK out of me

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>>736849431

cry harder summerfag

>>736845027
GOINGinsaneman or
Heights man

>>736849460
no, just a certain peninsula

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Gangrapedbyniggersman

>>736849207
hypochondriac man

>>736849595
After you suck my dick

>>736845027
Syringer

>>736845027
Death

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>>736849656
...Florida?

CommittingSuicideattheAgeof25BecauseIRealiseLifeHasNoMeaningandIWillMostLikelyBeForgottenina100yearsman

>>736849772
not as much, but good point
i mean who likes spics

>>736849595
After i pop my cock out your moms mouth you can suck it next

>>736846505
Same here.
Paper wasps I don't have problems with, since the only time they sting/bite is when you mess with them.

Hornets and yellow jackets on the other hand, nooooope.

An HIV-riddled Freddie Mercury chasing me around with a rolling pin and a 3-legged doberman

Job man

>>736849830
Ultimate freedom anon.

Holocaust Man, and his trust sidekick, Self doubt Boy

BecomminganAlcoholicandHittingmyKidsLikemyDaddidtomeman

>>736849830
>>736850067
you guys are gonna have trouble getting that on a costume

I am Vomitman! I vomit on people or something.

>>736845130
/thread

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>>736850067
Jesus man, I'm sorry

Roachman.... but I'm not turkish

>>736845027
Responsibility Man?

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>>736845027
Wallman

>>736849772
ha, "Floridaman"

Yourmotherwilldieinhersleeptonightifyoudontreplytothiscommentman

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>>736845694
:( I'm sorry friend. I feel the pain behind the keks.
Be strong.

>>736845027
Social Interactionsman

Crocodile man.
>we don't even have those in my country.

Not getting any (You)s man

kfcman

>>736845027
Don't you mean An HIV-riddled Freddie Mercury chasing me around with a rolling pin and a 3-legged doberman-MAN

736850543
feelsbadman

>>736849671
i know dem feels

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>>736850409
I unfortunately live in Florida, and it is worth having a fear over

Dentistman

niggerman

>>736850543
Have no fear

>>736845027
WaterMan...

>>736845027
World annihilation man

I wreak havoc upon planets

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>>736845027
Horrific rape man

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Trojanman

>>736850701
I guess my powers are the same as aquaman's...

>>736850567
No. No, I don't

>>736848543
kek

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>>736845027
I'm Not SpiderMan

Grey Alien Man

GodsWrathMan

>>736846692
took me a while but kekked

Butter man

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The Amazing Nigger

Condomman

I offer protection, but not total security. Just don't get in the situation in the first place and my services won't be required. Churches and schools love me.

>>736845960
Para-para-puri
Tad-tad-taddat-tot
Tad-tad-taddat-tot

>>736845675
We don't want no nigger guys around here

wait

Fallingintoapitofsnakesthatbreathfireandaspitacidatmeuntilidieapainfuldeathwhilegettingeatenbybearsandangrylookingchildrenman

>>736850982
sssshhhhiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet

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>>736850581

Fuck off

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>>736850581
i c wat u did thar

>>736850067
just don't drink or keep it to a minimum, or just smoke weed.

>>736851066

Nevergettingdubsman.

Burningtodeathman

Beingamarriedincelman

...and it's becoming a reality.

Spiderman

>>736845027
Jailman

>>736845027
myselfman

>>736845027
waterboy. starring adam sandler.

Jewman

FOMOman.
i drink alone

Cackroidinfectionman

My power would be inflicting painful and embarrassing cackroid infections on my enemies.

Stagefrightman

>>736845027
Man

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>>736848921

Dyingaloneman

Heightsman

>>736852164
Also flyingman.
Lackofcontrolman.

embarrassment man
the ability to make people feel incredibly ashamed of themselves

>>736845175
Kek

>>736849919
I see what you fucking did thar

>>736850248
What kind of power does that give you?

>>736845027
I am THE ALONEASAUR!!!

>>736845027
Changeman

>>736845027
Terroristman

>>736845446
kek

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>>736845027
\Bureaucracy Man
I fight with spoons and telekinesis of spoons

>>736845027
kebabman

powers to demolish democracies using democracy, send roaches and migrants to your home,makes a damn good kebab

>>736845130
Relatable

>>736845027
girlfriendbreakingupwithmeman