faces of /b/ thread also rate a girl told me that I'm like

>>736836646
Go away, Brandon. Get help.

>>736836646
Get rid of the shitty facial hair it's doing nothing for you and get a half decent hair cut. Also try to put some actual emotion on your face.

>>736836715
an hero

>>736836646
You're actually a pretty attractive guy. Coming from a femanon, she obviously didn't know what she was talking about

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Your cock is so small and your facial features so feminine that you should just become a trap.

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>>736836646
nose is too big and that lipstick makes you look like a whore. So does the vneck.

>>736836646
You might have just not been her type. You look good. Don't feel ugly.

>>736836974
Also I'm fat as fuck with a fupa and my flaccid weiner is still bigger than you.

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It's my birthday

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>>736837041
Prove it

>>736837072
Lose weight

>>736837072
Learn how to blend, and get a better camera

>>736836646
Get rich, it's literally the only way. A 5.5 is a 10 in a ferrari

>>736837092
I'm not showing my dick on the internet. I'm not some whore like OP.

>>736836974
whyyyyy would you post this

>>736837138
seconded. Humanity is growing to identify fat girl angles.

>>736837169
Baby dick manlet detected

>>736837220
You show your dick first then.

>>736837220
wait... nevermind. I don't need your approval. I'm divorced... and I get pussy. Why would I show my dick to strangers on the internet when I get puss fine.

>>736836974
Tell them you're a transman. I'm ugly and fat but have a large cock.

>>736837339
If they say no then he cry and call them a shitlord and transphobic and blog about it on tumblr.

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>>736836646

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k

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>>736837277
Here you go baby dick
>>736837338
Lmfao sures thing virgin

>>736836646
Be rich and you got a lot girls behind you.

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inb4 faggot
Oh wait nvm
Also, pack 8 inches that you won't see.
>>736836646
Looks like a 5.5 and I'm bisexual and like feminine guys
>>736836974
Nevermind, it's 3/10
>>736837072
Congrats and can't rate because too cropped
>>736837664
7 out of 10

>>736836974
Brandon, do you go to public pools and look at the 8 year old boys changing and get jealous of their larger cocks?

>>736837891
age?

>>736837914
18, born in November 98

>>736837997
born in a european country clearly

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>>736836646

lift, eatless, get rich, vote trump 2020

>>736836715
>>736836874
>>736836985
>>736837028
>>736837167
>>736837769
>>736837891
replying to Brandon
>lurk moar

>>736836646
Hi Brandon.

>>736836646
Some genuine advice

Shave the sides of your head, ditch the facial hair. Definitely not a 5.5 though, more like a 7.

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>>736837891
Here's my messy face of this morning

>>736838073
Yeah, Netherlands.
>>736838131
Homosexual/10
Seriously though, it's an 8.
>>736838295
Yeah let's just move on with this thread

>>736836646

Bro if you're 5.5 I am a 4
I have pretty the same physique but with kinda saggy cheeks and dark circles with very light eyebrows. We have the same problem of not having a beard too, even tho mine is way worse, and I bet I'm older than you.

BRANDON POST NUDES YOURE SO HOT AND IT MAKES ME WET !

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Here goes nothing

>>736838459
>Yeah let's just move on with this thread
its a Brandon thread you dip
>>736836700
>>736836974
>>736837901
>>736838342

>>736836646
Stop being ugly

>>736837891
Get a life Chad

>>736839105
Already have one, and I'm not a chad you normie

>>736838675
6/10

>>736838675
and that you are

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Hung dick alpha reporting in

>>736836974
Meth dick is a bitch

>>736839366
Your facial expressions and your filename make you seem like a beta orbiter
5/10

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What's good fam?

I never thought the day would come when I would miss Brandon posting and gaping ass dude.

>>736839250
Jokes on you, i've been told that before

>>736839717
Underage b& with a pic from 2016
Go away faggot
>>736839768
An hero Brendan

>>736839233
Oh my. thank you, thats more than what i rate myself, i rate myself a 4/10

>>736839574
I impregnated your wife.

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i fucking hate myself and need to shower

>>736840030
why hate? also, didn't you once post your dick here?

>>736840424
You must be mistaking me for someone else, 1st time I've ever posted a picture on 4chan you see.
Wouldnt post my dick here tbh

>>736840581
is said dick snipped or uncut?

>>736840030
Then shower, also, doubt you have a good reason to loathe yourself

>>736840714
Dick uncut
>>736840883
You're very kind Anon, thank you. And yeah I'll take a shower, got motivated all of a sudden

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Regularly called 8/10 by girls. Just ignore the cut under my lip and the zit between my eyebrows as they are newly obtained.

>>736841205
then do you heil from some country other than murrica?

>>736841351
canadian?

>>736841351
U look cold

>>736841477
I reside in Norway

>>736841205
Be sure to post an after shower pic

>>736842114
cold in what way?

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I'd let every one of you men in this thread fuck me. 10/10 all of you.

>>736841962
scandinavian

>>736842468
hello fellow norwegitard

>>736842984
as in physically cold

>>736843097
hei kjekken

>>736841351
>>736840030
you two should have sex

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i need a mustache

>>736843442
sorry but i dont fuck guys

>>736843480
Ethnicity?

>>736843276
i doo have a huge fucking acu standing cooling my room so its kinda cold here.

>>736843442
Good looking guy, but I'm interested in fucking him

>>736843631
brazilian

>>736838675
like a chad [A]rmada

Burn all your v neck shirts
Wear nice, proper shirts in public. I'm not talking proper fucking scarce shit either.

Just put effort into being smart, 70% of how people think of you is how you dress.

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>>736842480
Done showering, dunno what type of picture you wanted anon but eh, I'm tired and cant make a good face for a photo

>>736844294
native to brazil?

>>736844364
What does that mean anon?

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>>736846057
yeah was born there then moved to switzerland when i was 7 or sumn

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ok

>>736845986
Gay or str8?

>>736846880
military family...

>>736846885
Being honest here, I have no fucking idea.
I mean I like girls, but I dont dislike guys, like whenever I see a cute guy I do think they're cute so, maybe I'm a little gay who knows, cuz I sure dont.
ps. Never ever been with a guy in my life, but I aint looking away from it

>>736846599
and now you live in that church

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>>736847059
What makes you say this, anon

>>736846885
omg wow be my bf

>>736847410
the facial expression. amiwrong?

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>>736847349
nothing wrong with admiring the male form

>>736847454
??

>>736847349
>norwegian moral decay

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>>736847360
i wish bruhbruh
hbu anon, how's life?

>>736837072
>putting on cakey lower class brit whore makeup to lurk on /b/

>>736847675
soso

>>736838675
didnt know kim jon ungs hipster son lurked /b/

>>736841404
you look like you came from 2009 myspace where are you from

>>736847572
Not entirely; just on my father's side though

>>736837664
Damn, I'm not 100% sure but I think you may have fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>736847454
I dont even know what you look like tho

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>>736847620
>be me
>grey hoodie guy farther up in this thread
>at school
>dumbass girl has presentation about how transgenderism is natural
>say out loud that if it was natural why doesnt our genetics let us choose our own gender then
>kicked out of school because her feelings got hurt
>norwegian moral decay.png

>>736848306
convert to islam plox. you'd fit right in

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Here you go /b/

>>736848443
how the fuck would i fit in i just made a statement with facts about biology.

>>736847837
C'mon you can work a better offense than calling me a hipster, also wish i had enough money to be one of those fucking retards that live in starbucks, it's just the glasses i use because im fucking blind

>>736848565
brown hair is natural. doesn't mean we're able to choose our hair color

>>736847837
Also i wish i would be the son of that fatass, i would reign my own shithole with my own brainwashed population, life would be sweet af

>>736848705
is it natural to choose your own hair colour?
no you have to go and buy some chemical too do it.

>>736848592
bitch IDGAF are you from uk?

>>736836646
I went away for about a year and now I came back and fucking Brandon is still here, pulling the same fucking shit. Fuck you, Brandon

>>736847944
Canada m8

>>736848895
I'm actually a spic

>>736847581
True that

>>736845986
Be MY Boyfriend ;-;

>>736849685
I'm intrigued, but I kinda need to know who I'm talking to :3

>>736848895
Or mexican, to be exact

>>736836646
FUCK OFF BRANDON

>>736850404
Are you a girl? if so qtie/10

If you're a dude, you might have future as a trap

>>736848534
I'm a dude, but i like your eyes, no homo tho

>>736850555
witnessed and kek'd

>>736850535
no

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Hey

>>736850882
>yes homo

>>736849685
If you want to we can like chat somewhere else anon, I'm pretty bored anyways so yeah, just tell me if you wanna add me somewhere =)

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>>736850404
really cute

>>736848534
really decent

>>736846880
also

>>736845986
decent i guess

>>736843480
no, bad idea. Try shorter hair instead.

>>736851711
Yea where do you want to communicate through?

>>736848306
there's only one way to redeem yourself...

>>736852196
tell me how then

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Goooood evening

>>736852317
meet up with >>736845986 & sex

>>736852166
Anywheres fine, I'm usually always on steam nowadays so just add me there, if you cant just tell me anywhere else =) http://steamcommunity.com/id/sadmemesanddie/

>>736852393
kys fam

>>736839366

>my beard gave me a superficial egoboost

You're like an open book faggot KYS

>>736852543
sorry, it's the only way you can clear your privilege ledger

>>736852619
i do actually enjoy beeing privileged it feels quite good.

>>736852835
just mind your pronouns plz

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Rate my bf

i wish you would get help, man.

>>736852474
Do You Have Anywhere Else To Communicate Through? Haha Sorry i Dont Have Steam ;-;

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?

>>736853161
Literally anything, snapchat, messenger, league client, cant get Kik if needed although never really used it ever, stuff like that. Just tell me lol :3

>>736836646
Grow facial hair, bulk up, gain confidence

Yeah stop talking to assholes. Shave and get some balls dude stop being a pussy. You are like a teenage girl who was told her chin looks funny Nd over reacts to . now fuk off and get a life

>>736853535
Snapchat? Haha Mine Is Orion0413

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>>736839839
Nigga you just jelly

>>736853535
You Can Add Me On Snapchat (: Orion0413

>>736840030
lookin like m00t and idubbbz had a fag baby
8.5/10

>>736853894
Added =) am tacodisaster just to make sure

>>736854756
Thats very kind. Thank you for your input anon

>>736842878
Are you friends with a connor?

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Fuck it I'm bored, picture before shaving

Where is your dick?

>>736855657
>before shaving
shaving what? your head?

>>736857296
Kek. What is your face? I'll give you a 6/10 for having a decent body but it looks like you'd look worse without your poor taste in make-up.

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Rate me

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>>736836646

>>736857545
funny/10

>>736857545
You look like a nefarious villain who's up to evil shenanigans

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>>736836646
What the point of lying to strangers about how you look? That pic is as old as the underwear you've been wearing for days on end

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>>736857545
damien de la tour is that you irl????

>>736858097
nigger/10

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>>736836646

>>736860045
roll for middle eastern guy

>>736836646
Palm tree/10

Seriously though, change the hair and you'd look much better

>>736836646
you look squishy

>>736858097 see
>>736860814

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Hello ya memers

>>736861331
5.5/10

>>736861331
bullshit.

>>736861331
show us whatever set of genitals you have

>>736861827
No im serious you guys are memers
Subpar memers but still

>>736861875
7/10

>>736841351
You that Canadian who posted on /r9k/ about some girl a few months back?

>>736863753
no? who was that?

>>736864162
Someone who looks like you

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>>736836646

>>736864558
Fuck off Brandon, go away

>>736856764
Dis

>>736860045
Why am I not here?

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This is me. At least you're not fat OP

you're not bad at all.
I'd rate 7.5/10 :)

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Was gud fam

>>736866477
>faces of 4chan

where's your face faguette?

>>736866837
What wierd windows. Do you live in a casbah?

>>736866992
It's "faces of /b/" noob. And my face is right there in the pic

>>736867047
i live in an old church in the US

>>736867276
That's pretty cool tbh, I would love to live in a church

>>736836646
Faggot here saying lose the stache and you'd be a 8/10
with mustache you are 6.5/10

>>736836646
wtf? that girl is retarded, you look fine. you have a great smile and pretty hair, just shave that stash it looks weird

>>736867196
can't see your face you shiteating niggerbitch

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>>736868205
Stay salty lil faggot

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hiya

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What do you guys think?

>>736869908
cute

>>736836646

oh.my.fuck brandon is back

damn those eyes are wayyyyy too far apart

>>736871138
thanks~

i prefer to go for the scruffy kind of cute, because it's the kind that takes no effort .-.

>>736868205 #

Can we get a name? I feel like I recognize you.

>>736836646
Brandon you ugly bitch made faggot. For fucks sake just do the world a favor and neck yourself

>>736838459
>Here's my messy face of this morning

you needed to shave 37 weeks ago

>weak "beard"

>sad

>>736836646

didn't your mother offer to pay to move your eyes closer together?

>why the fuck haven't you done that yet????

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>>736843513
are you that nigga from Christmas Story?

>>736858839
kek'd

>>736836646

she may told you, that you're 6/10 but to me you you're a 8/10,

you should improve your hairstyle, your clothing taste, also, beef up

We girls, like our men, neat and organized, we don't like men who look like shaggy,
a little bit of hairdo and you're a 8/10 to me,

random question

does 5"8 a manlet man? or an average man

>>736836974
I'd suck ya dick
>>736837654
I'd suck ya dick
>>736837664
I'd suck ya dick
>>736842320
I'd suck ya dick
>>736866837
I'd suck ya dick
>>736869249
I'd suck ya dick

>>736836974
ayy lmao

>>736837072
post birthday tits or better image. so far i'd hit it, but i gotta see moar

>>736840030
You look like Finn from Glee

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i lost weight

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hellooo

>>736861875
looks liek some nice tits, y no show? 8.5/10

>>736873125
doesn't talk in groups because of anxiety about bad breath/10

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Me and wife.

>>736873348
are you blind or braindead?

>>736869249
is this actually you? hmmmm

>>736841351
are you kidding?
this guy is entirely too attractive for /b/

>>736837654
knock you out so easy

>>736840030
are those chairs comfortable?

>>736874853
wow, sons of anarchy huh, more like sons of terrible trailer trash

>>736875259
We do not smell. Lots of people say that for some reason.

>>736861331
>memers
Are you lost, child?
Lost/10

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hey guys its brandon

>>736873105
Hey a third more chinese Brandon

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>>736874853

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Need to shave but looking alright

>>736875358
never said you did

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Roast me! What do you all think?

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>just showered
>Already fucking sweating
>37° fucking degrees, fucking mudlismes probably have it better in their goatlands

>>736836646
GO AWAY BRANDON

>>736876398
you look like a fun guy to hang out with!

>>736845986
>
fuckkkk i love you

>>736876545
Thanks /b/ro...you are a kind soul

Why is this thread still alive

>>736876294
I'm just saying that a lot of people think we stiink, but it's because I'm a hardworking man and I sweat a lot.

>>736876690
the only thing you're working hard for is a butterfaced wannabe biker bitch and some bigger man titties. the paneling on your walls is classier than you. tell me anon, how many ashtrays are in your home right now?

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>>736876451
You should shave

>>736877064
Butterfaced? What makes you think she has a nice body? She's just a flat-out ugly fat bitch.

>>736877064
A couple, why?

>>736877457
i'm trying to be nice kek

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>>736877425
out of 10 what are my chances of getting you in these?

also you've got a pretty decent face.

>>736877522
fuckin' called it. that explains the yellow fingers and whatever that pencil drawing on your face is

>>736877831
Yellow fingers? What are you talking about, moron?

>>736866477

Hahahaha what a faggot

Holy shit I can't believe faggy people like this really exist outside of subhuman areas like hoods and trailer parks.

>>736878050
on ya girl dipshit

>>736878138
You realize that the dog filter is just an admission that you're trying to hide your ugly ass face, right?

>>736878282
Her fingers are not yellow you dumb fucking ass

>>736878138

Seriously faggot?

Seriously?

Not only it is quite clear you are ugly as fuck, you go full retard with that dog filter?

>>736869819
you do you man, you do you.

>>736878483
my bad, her nails...also your walls

>>736878654
How the he'll do you see yellow on her nail or my walls? I wish I could beat the fuck out of you.

>>736873125
Grow mustache, and i'd confuse you for male metalfag

>>736836646
I dont think youre 5

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None of you faggots are true alpha

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>>736880543
checkmate atheist

>>736880607
T-thats a edit, r-right?

>>736881117
n-n-no : /

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>>736878903
i am male anon

>>736836646
Is this the guy who killed himself or shot up a school or something or is this just some faggot who always posts his face on 4chan for some feminine reason?

>>736878876
ah, you're a real white knight anon. have fun in the bread lines when russia takes over.

>>736839366
Post shirtless picture Mr.Alpha

>>736875635
Im neither lost nor a child

>>736875094
Yes?

>>736837664
girl here and ill post pics with timestamps if wanted. You're superrrr cute like 8.5/10 definitely. those eyes fml.

>>736882275
too attractive man : /

would be friends with

>>736836646
Stop being a fag

>>736882364
yes pls