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Hey /B/ I was wondering if you could make me look a little better

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Hey /B/
I was wondering if you could make me look a little better , I want to show that my family in our group chat but I'm not happy with the picture .
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Bump. I see potential
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>>736836768
I know I don't look the best in that picture , that's why I asked for help
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Shameful selfbump
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Bumperino
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Please guys I need your help
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>>736836599
Sorry mate but being ginger is not curable.
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>>736838158
No you speng
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>>736838049
It's just I want it to show it to my family but I don't really like the picture as it is
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>>736838287
So take another picture fam
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>>736838526
They wanted to see me with my mates playing soccer so that's the only picture j got
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>>736838681
Nah they probably just wanted to get you out of the house so your mom can cuck your dad with some ooga booga nigga
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>>736839169
You dont have to insult me , I know I'm not the best looking , that's why I cane here the ask for help ..
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Playing for hearts, aye>
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Subscribe to burcol
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>>736836599
You are fine. What would you want to be changed?
I could insert a velocirraptor somewhere, would that help?
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>>736839893
I don't know to be honest , maybe get rid of the other people and make me look a bit better (?) If that makes sense , I'm no professional
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Borg laser deems this thread worthy
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>>736840535
Well that doesn't help me much
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>>736840137
Me neither
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>>736841851
I added a tiger too, what do you think?
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>>736842366
But that doesn't seem realistic and my family would laugh st me if they saw that
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>>736842608
Maybe if you looked like Yondu, tho...
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>>736842366
this is amazing
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>>736842932
I'm just trying to help.
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I have made you art
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>>736843203
Or another expression on your face.
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>>736843703
Oh come on why is no one being serious
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Top kek
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>>736844436
Maybe normal you, but we reinforce the background?
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>>736844436
>b/
>serious
Kek
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>>736844550
I literally just want to show my family a cool edited picture of me on the pitch and you all make fun of me
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>>736844707
Wrong place to ask that b/ro
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Got you OP
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>>736844840
No my friend told me I could ask that and I figured out how so .. I did
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Shrink the person in the background
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>>736844980
Oh come on dude
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>>736844707
You didn't mention this was baseball tho...
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Put little people in front of him
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>>736845125
But it's soccer .. you know this
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>>736845217
I see.
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>>736845555
DUDE STOP
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>>736845617
I misunderstood the request
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>>736845189

>>736845555
Quads, show this one to your family OP
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>>736845801
I just wanted it a little edited so it looks a little better and you guys do that .. it's not funny
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Do you have a cat op?
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>>736846019
why ?
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>>736845942
I mean i know the editing was a little rough but im using MS paint, and to be fair i used a guy with a pretty big dick, i think it looks good.
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If you do then your golden my guy
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>>736845801
i think we're all a little confused to be fair
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>>736846192
But why do you wanna know if I have a cat
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>>736846214
No . I just asked for a small edit so it looks better .. no one should be confused .. but you do these things to me
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>>736846377
what EXACTLY do you not like about the first pic OP? maybe thatll help
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What about this?
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>>736846578
holy shit i know that gay blowjob
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>>736846578
Dude i can't show that stuff to my family , do you not understand me or do you not want to understand me ?
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>>736845555
Fug me
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>>736846575
What do you mean ? You all make fun of me and put ridiculous stuff in my picture!?
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>>736846695
You came to /b/ for help, what else did you expect
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>>736846776
your original pic, what do you want changed about it? I'll do it forreal
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>>736846839
Well I was told that you guys would help me ..? It's not my fault
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>>736846377
This small?
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>>736846578
this is classy Anon. kudos sir.

i too recognize that gay blowjob
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>>736847010
THANK YOU
well I was thinking maybe make the guy in the background disappear and put cool visuals in there ? I don't know how to explain
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Bump
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>>736847320
he means spinning cocks and disco hitler i think...
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>>736836599
That's not you.
What did this ginger cunt do to you that you've come looking for a personal army to photoshoop stupid pics?
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>>736847455
What ? That is me .. it's me and my friends, we made our own soccer club called Tempeltown..
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>>736847357
Bump for Satan
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>>736847320
I am getting tired OP
You are an insatiable whore
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>>736847901
Finally...someone gets it. Why is my skin teal colored though? I look like I have AIDS....which I dont
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>>736836599
>>>/gif/10816371
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>>736848054
That isn't me !! I'm Thread opener not that guy!!
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>>736848272
>thread opener


Summer is here
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>>736848376
It's clearly b8 you fucking newfag/retard
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>>736847320
How's this for no background guy and cool visuals?
>inb4 ant image
Couldn't get a larger cool visual.
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>>736848507
What does "b8" mean?!??
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>>736848571
DUDE! I can't show that stuff to my family god damn it.. I give up .. I'm going to delete this thread
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>>736848828
Wait OP, I'm >>736847010
I haven't finished yet, it is not easy.
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>>736848939
No you're just going to make even more fun of me . I never should have asked you guys
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>>736849175
Well thats your fault you uncultured baboon
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>>736849175
No, see.
It is hard.
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>>736849175
Also helloooooo 69
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Why can't I delete this thread ?! It says error please help
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>>736849453
Dont worry baby gurl. Just go into your conputer settings and delete system32. System32 is a Virus which prevents you from deleting a thread.
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>>736849447
Well thank you .. at least one person I can trust on here ..
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>>736836599
In all seriousness, lose the beard-scruff.
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>>736849769
What why ?
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>>736849662
Almost done
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>>736850057
WOW thank you dude .. you're really nice
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>>736850227
Im gonna kick you in the ribs
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>>736850227
I also made that special modification to make you look better.
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>>736850606
You're kidding me right now..I thought you wanted to help !!??
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>>736836599
OP, this guy looks perfectly fine
Just think, on a saturday night this guy is probably out with his friends like a typical normie.
What are you doing? Begging people to photoshop his photo?
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>>736850825
I'm not even gonna react to people who call me fake anymore .. this is ridiculous. You never get any help when you ask for it
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>>736850725
Ok ok
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>>736850606
I like it. I think you nailed it.
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>>736851021
subtle and dignified
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>>736850984
>You never get any help when you ask for it

Bet he would let you try out for the team if you asked him
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>>736851021
Why are you doing this ? Is there reslly no genuinely nice guy who just wants to help ? No .. you make me look like green Lantern or put a monkey face in the background put unnecessary stuff in the picture .. it's not funny
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>>736851357
For one, I was the one who told you the picture was all right since the beginning.
For two, you didn't really specify.
For three, everyone in this thread loves all the other versions.
So fuck you, you insatiable faggot.
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>>736836599
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>>736851800
But putting a stupid monkey face in the backround or make me look green or give me ridiculous looking hair isn't any help . It's just not funny .
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>>736852104
Just .. why
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>>736852124
Don't disrespect Harambe.
Besides, your family won't notice. They probably will just look at the picture in a quick glance, then tell you they are proud.
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>>736852365
Freaking who ?! You're disrespecting me!
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>>736846627
I should fucking hope you do.
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I'll call this a day.
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>>736853318
WOW thank you .. finally
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>>736852124
>It's just not funny

It's a bit funny.
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>>736853441
Make me proud, send the screenshot where you send it.
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>>736838681
>"want to see me with my mates playing soccer"
>removes all other people from picture
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>>736851800
>>736852124
Show this one to your family, and say the monkey represents your wild side on soccer. I would be proud if my son tell me that for sure
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>>736853792
Well , there's a picture wth me and my friends and now I have one with only me , so I have 2 now
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>>736854022
You are not alone.
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>>736853669
Here .. because you were nice
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>>736854980
I did put harambe on the background top right.
And painted your shoes.
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>>736855242
Who ? Jokes on you .. I csnt see it and he couldn't either .
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>>736855400
Also I did a shit job on deleting that dude.
He will download the full picture, and if he opens it he will notice. Unless you cropped the picture, you motherfucker.
Still, I had my fun.
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