I must have sex with this woman. She's my sisters friend

>>736833297
Hope you brought the chloroform.

To put it simply unless she's showing any interest at all you will not have sex with her

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I'm drunk btw

>>736833581

>White top no bra

Proceed, OP.

>>736833297
Why is she half obese and half hot.

>>736833297
fix her arms with your belt and put a socket in her mouth ... go time!

If you guys are alone, rape the shit out of her, that's what I would do.

that body is gross tho

>>736833581
if shes wearing that around you and you guys are alone just fucking go for it pussy

>>736833581
Looks British
Ugly

>>736833792
American girl fa get, South Carolina myrtle beach

>>736833782
That's just what she and my sis wears like all the time yet they don't like getting hit on. Don't get it lmfao

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Send more I still don't know what to think about that body

>>736833297
Forgot to ask for help. I'm beta fag but she likes my jokes. Do I just convince her to get wasted then it's easier or what

>>736833581
She's obviously a slut this should not be difficult.

>>736833297
What a skank, she has thighs like a fucking Sumo.

>>736833581
More?

she allready want you take her GOO

>>736833297
well you won't because you don't have the balls or the ability to bed her, she has no interest in you leave the poor girl alone you fucking goon

>>736834187
Tell her you find her attractive while you both are sober. See how she reacts. If she reacts well, ask her when the last time she got laid was. If she says anything other than "last night." tell her "we should do something about that."

>>736833297
>I must have sex with this woman
>I'm drunk btw
So you're looking for encouragement from /b/ to skeet in ugly and be able to claim that you were drunk and your 'friends' goaded you into it.

>>736833297
>>736833581
Pretty sure she's barefoot, show her feet OP!

>>736834480
I think she's very attractive, fwiw.

>>736834435
also shes not hot, average at best but still out of your league.

you have more? she got that weird body shape

She's a meh-tier slag, and you're OP so you're fucked and you'll never get your dick wet.

gg

>>736833297
rape her

Go into her eoom as she's asleep, masturbate furiously and cum on her face. Do not clean it, leave it for her to wake up with. If she asks if it's yours, man up and say it is.

>>736833581
Is she inserting a butt plug here? Because it sure looks like it.

>>736834591
rolling for this
if dubs deliver

>>736834740
ill roll

>>736834591
kek

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>>736834591

>>736834806
Tbh if I get plastered enough I will

Rookie fag
Start porn on phone with volume up.
Try to turn it down and accidentally drop phone while attempting to turn volume down.

If she's down for it she'll laugh it off and it'll be on her mind to secks later

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Try putting you penis in her vagina when she is not looking. If she doesn't do anything you might have a shot.

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>>736833297
>it's true?
>Watches at $ 0?

>>736834963
You'd have to be plastered to fuck that. Face longer than a horse.

>>736833297
Having sex with livestock is illegal and degenerate

>>736835003

and if she's not, she'll sue you for literal rape.

and you just deserve it.

>>736833581
She's disgusting. Stop

>>736835262
K fuck you end of thread

Step 1 : begin random conversation none sexual none looks related just a retarded random thing about vacation.

Example : i went to the pool and there are seriously so many ugly fucking people here i wouldve expected some more fun to look at.

( while you say that make sure you are sitting layed back dont look at her and just when you say "fun to look at" just look at her but dont turn your head only your eyes " then look away and immediatly say buttttt thats probably not gonna happen since we only have 3 days left.

If she laughs say : lets go to the pool tonight just the 2 of us. If she says why ? Say why all the questions you act like you dont know me i just wanna chill...

If she says i dont know , say : so you are having such a great time here looking at wrinkle after wrinkle after wrinkle its like seeing a group of snails passing by..

If she laughs just tell her : just do it and dont be such a pussy , this is one of the last days we could actually do something fun without everyone hanging around and you are having doubts i wouldve expected this from (sisters name) but not from you.

She will go with you and after that you need to make your move at the pool tonight faggot.

If it worked tell me.

If you are not gonna try thanks for letting me type this shit. Unthankfull piece of anus.

>>736835393
If she asks questions , be straight forward and keep it short. And dont ask too much questions yourself.

>>736835393

>autism level indicator is off the charts

>>736835715

That autism helped me fuck over 40 girls so i dont really mind.

Just accept the fact that you're a little bitch and that there's a 0% chance of you having sex with her now or any other time. Tonight you'll fuck your hand while daydreaming about her and that's all you'll ever have OP. No amount of alcohol is going to help a little cuck like you.

>>736833297

She has a huge ass.

>>736835913
Probably because they felt that if they didn't sleep this autistic retard, no one would.

>>736835393
there's always one anon with a cringey, specific suggestion of a play by play. So many screen caps of this but another one always emerges, un-ironically.

>>736836503

then she'll be able to take huge dumps

>>736833297
>buy alcohol
>buy weed
>have sex

Why is this so hard?

>>736833297
It's not going to happen.

>>736833297
Invite her to the sex. She is love.

>>736836650
He asked how to
I told him.

>>736836620
Still fucked over 40 girls though..

>>736833581
What the fuck

OP get her drunk

And post more please

>>736836620
Classic charity, pity sex

>>736833652
Maybe poor posture? Makes you look weirdly fat and not fat if your posture is fucked.

Bump for more pics

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Hey faggots!
I have at least 300 confirmed kills in Iraq etc etc and at least 40 fucked girls by smalltalking etc etc

OP the obvious approach is to get her just retarded drunk.

Say you're bored and suggest a drinking game.

>>736836820
lel

Saddest part is that no one ever comes with any helping ideas but everyone has something retarded to say.

You guys are such alpha males because alpha males need to show their balls by how cool they are and how big a mouth they can give.

And being helpfull to a fellow
/b/ro in need is not alpha at all because that means you stand above all the loud mouthed kids who have not reached adulthood just yet. And that means your beta as fuck!!

(It is the other way around btw this was sarcasm at its finest since half of the responding anons are probably too autistic to notice)

>>736833297
her legs are as big around as my whole body

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>>736837019

>>736833581
Take more pics OP, ffs!

just tell her she looks fucking hot and see what she does. if she denies just blame it on the booze, if she accepts then get her pregnant

>>736837465
ur dumb. all of the following work if you grew enough balls to talk to them
>>736836698
>>736834591
>>736835052
>>736835393

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Thos thighs tho.

>>736834470
So wack

Say "hey girly, what would you do if I pulled your top down?"

>>736837666
Dude.. all the fucking one on one time would work but since he does not have the balls for any of that shit and obviously cant talk to her on a way that would let her get fucked by him, he needs help.

Girls are easy to fix , but if he doesnt know he doesnt know and those retarded comments wont help him.

Also if you need to drug a bitch to fuck her , maybe you should buy a fuckdoll thats just as sad.

>>736838055
Also im done with commenting , its pointless.

>>736833581
Oh fuck yeah! She's just my type...moar plz

>>736833297
tell her she's hot and you want to know if she is DTF. Tell her it might piss your sister off but you are willing to risk it if she is. Alpha up bitch or go jack it

>>736838485
also when she says yeah cause she is a slut, tell her she is like a model and you are so lucky you want to take pics. then post em beta

>>736833297
>beer
>Bone

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she wants to fuck, just look at her gagging for you to slap her with that big dick and call you daddy

>>736834591
Calm down Akmed

>>736837741
Not if it works. Also, I didn't see your brilliant plan here, General McArthur.

>>736833297
booze

>>736833782
THIS.
>>736835262
Don't you just love when virgins ruin shit. >>736833792
>Looks British UGLY
What the fucknis wrong with you, you're either a virgin and if you're not your girlfriend is a fat chesse smelling piece of white trash.

>>736838124
Thank you for letting us know when you were done. If you hadn't done that, I would be reading other anon's posts, saying to myself, "Is this nigger still posting?" Now I don't have to do that. Again, thanks.

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>>736833297

>>736833581


MOAR

This isn't rocket science. Both of you need to drink then make a move. 99% chance she goes for it and even if she doesn't you blame it on the alcohol.

>>736839122

and then get sued for rape both by her and your sister

>>736838889
4chan is 50% virgins and 50% faggots

>>736839231
50% virgins, 100% faggots.

Flash your fck and start strokin..of she looks and says something like WHAt YOU DOING?? just tell her WELL YOU GOT ME LIKE THIS AND BESIDES I'M DRUNK..LOL..YOU WANNA HELP?? and see what happens..godd luck

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>>736837543
>newwwwww

>>736839217
This doesn't happen and even if it did she would lose the case. I am suggesting a few drinks then consensual sex you fucking moron... I have done this a fair amount

>>736839331
You right

>>736833297
holy shit dude.. her ass and thighs are huuuuuge. Good luck anon. Would stuff my face in her shitter.

>>736839217
But still sex

>>736833297
Just be really fuckin nice and stay up late with her

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>>736833581
What is this body type called?

>>736839122

I second this. Get a bottle of something, ask her if she wants to go by the pool and take a few pulls. When you get there, chug the whole bottle and pass out.

Seriously that bitch is an ogre. OP gotta be feeling pretty desperate to wanna hit that.

>>736839461
Same

>>736839481
Call get pretty shit like that, real her in, have deep conversations and talk out of your ass about life being crazy

>>736839481
Being this gay...

>>736839609
Breeding sow

good luck op, shes pretty damn sexy.

>>736839632
You have to really bond with someone just get to know them, you have to agree

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>>736833581

Bro, looking the way she does, and dressing the way she is, she's clearly a gutter whore. And if she knew she'd be hanging out with you, and she's still dressed like that, hanging out in the room with you, she definitely want's some dick.

If you can't fuck an easy slut like that, you have zero hope, and should probably off yourself.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>EASY<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

>STEP ONE: ISOLATE HER. (GET A DRINK, GET SOME FOOD, LOOK FOR SOMETHING TOGETHER.)

>STEP TWO: BE FLIRTY. (MENTION SHE"S SEXY, LOTS OF PHYSICAL CONTACT.)

>STEP THREE: MAKE OUT. WITH HER (SHOULD BE EASY AS FUCK.)

>STEP FOUR: TAKE HER SOMEPLACE TO HAVE SEX. (IF COMPLETED STEP THREE, IT WILL BE EASY AS FUCK. SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'D FUCK YOU IN PUBLIC)

>STEP FIVE: ?????????????????????????

>STEP SIX: PROFIT

>>736839626
>>736839481
This shit is possible, but if it doesn't work you'll feel like a dumb ass.

>>736839617
Bruh we have all done worse than her. OP is drunk and just wants to get it wet.

>>736839736
Then you just try again later bro, think about it. If you make a good impression she'll just want you more and more

>>736839609
Pear hybrid. Some women can really pull it off well

>>736839706
I have fucked girls who I never got their names... you don't need to know people that well to fuck

>>736839331
faggot, you can't have 150%

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>>736839609
fur
fat

>>736835913
What, do you work in a mental ward or something?

>>736839718
Ya she doesn't exactly look like a challenge lmao

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>>736839916

I have 300 confirmed kills who I never got their names etc etc...

>>736839940
Nice bait

>>736839916
It's totally possible, but I think that'd work better imo what do you think bro

>>736839940
100% faggots, half of which are virgins fucktard

>>736839803

Mmk, so I guess I really don't have a rebuttal. I guess if I were drunk and horny, she'd probably look pretty good.

>>736840147
You sir just took the bait

>>736839940
Virgins can be faggots, too.

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We need more piz

>>736840125
I mean she looks like a slut so I doubt he would need too much conversation

>>736840370
How many people will take this bait??

>>736840562
Yeah, but if you know someone I think that shits more meaningful and can lead to more booty calls

>>736840250
Ya I mean personally I am picky about who I date but not that picky about who I fuck. If she has a decent body, I say go for it. This girl looks thick and slutty so she'd probably be fun.

show her your memes Anon then Sharpie in pooper with timestamp after you shag her

>>736840660
Oh ya for sure but this girl looks like a one night stand to me! To each his own.

>>736838889
Nah I've just gotten with actually attractive women. Not ones that look like meth addicts

>>736840926
Really it all depends, but I think the biggest thing that'll help, cuz we dont know her, would be sweet talking

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>>736840966
We all know this is your regular hook up.

>>736840966
So you would rather jerk off than fuck a mediocre chick?

Feet pics?

>>736841033
Give her alcohol, sit so close you are touching, tell her she's cute, kiss, and then fuck. Always always always works for me.

>>736839609
CartoonNetwork

>>736841052
I would fuck a girl with a swastika tattoo just for the story

>>736841297
Drink girls is bleh

I live in South Carolina and my ex is in myrtle beach with a group of girls, but I don't recognize this girl.

>>736841526
Just have like one beer each. There's no need to get wasted! A little alcohol works wonders to loosen them up.

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>>736841480
>Be me
>At a Goth club
>7/10 NeoNazi chick with a Chelsea haircut is there
>Has that three sided South African Swastika tattooed on her arm
>She take immediate attraction to my Blond Hair and Blue Eyes
>Go back to her place and fugg
>Dress as she sleeps
>Leave note as I sneak out
>Note says, "Thanks for a good time. By the way, I'm not white, I'm half Saami. ;)

Never see her again.

True store.

Bump for moar!

>>736842046
Nice!

>>736833297

Do what I always do, wait until she's out with your sister and go through her panties. Masturbate and post!

>>736833297
Tell her you just want to be friends.

>>736840007
This. This so much. If you can't get anything from her after having a few drinks, she thinks you're repulsive. She's obviously looking for dick prancing around like that. If she ain't obviously looking around on the beach or whatever, she probably is dressing like that for you. Get a few in her, ask her dumb questions on what she thinks of shit. Agree with her but occasionally playfully disagree. Don't talk too much. When you're both a little tipsy and you're sitting side by side and the awkward silence comes after she runs out of shit to blabber about, give her fuck me eyes and say you're beautiful do you know that and at that point no matter what she says unless it's get the fuck away from me, proceed to make out and grope her, be agressive but not rapey. Twiddle her clit and slip a finger in, if she doesn't stop you, floor your corvette into poundtown.

>>736842560
Oh and post more pics she's trashy hot AF

>>736842560
Also don't just go straight into making out, deep kiss for a few seconds maybe run a flick of tongue across her lips at the very end or a small almost non-existent light bite, pull back, wait for her green light, begin tongue wrestling/rest of plan.

just go find her panties after they leave and jizz in her panties. she will find them and know what happened and want to fuck.

Looks like she got into the krabby patty vault

>>736837620
/thread

Ask her if she wants to watch a movie, pop on a Michael Ninn porn (Latex, New Wave Hookers 6... Chicks like Michael Ninn porns for some reason) and whip your dick out and say, "It ain't gonna fuck itself."

That worked well for me with my cousin.

>>736841052
Actually that would be fine for a one night stand. I'm not quite racist enough to marry her, but I'm racist enough to pound that from behind

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>>736842046
legend

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>>736833581
You can be a complete pussy, not realize you can tear this pussy up

>>736839617

kekerino

>>736842958
THIS

>>736843701
I was thinking she looked more like one of those worm bois from Men in Black

Jesus Christ that fucking makeup face. horrific.

>>736835393
this is without a doubt the worst thing i have ever read, please do not do this OP

>>736837543
responding to your own post because you think your funny

You could just flat out tell her she looks hot and ask her if she wants to fuck.

You're drunk, so if it goes wrong you have an excuse and everyone will just laugh it off.

>>736833297

Oh, hello, David. This is Kayla's brother. She should be getting a text message from me linking to this thread in 3... 2... 1...

>>736844451
Is she a good fuck?

>>736844558
She won't let me poke her in the vagoo. My dick always comes out of her ass covered in poo.

>>736844451
Prove it or you are a faggot

>>736844451
proof nigger

@736844878 , @736845309 this is kayla david just ran out of the room when skylar sent me the link to this and no i dont have sex with my brother lol @736844745

>>736845537
being this new

>>736845537
nice attempt faggot

>>736845537
Go back to le-ddit you fucking retard faggot. Please end your life

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>>736845537

Bump. You still here, OP?

She's obviously a hoe. Just get her drunk, she will fuck.

Wear a condom.

When in doubt, whip it out

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>>736843965
fucking kek

>>736833297
Seriously, just get her to come to the hotel bar with you. Are you sharing a room with her? What's the bed situation? She's got big fat ugly thighs so she's probably desperate for attention.

>>736846968
Ayy that's the one... got me laughing at my own jokes now god damn

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Give her an ultimatum: "Would you rather I shit on your chest later while you sleep, or do you want to make some fuck right now?"

>>736833297
Give out social media on her and us anons will pay her to fuck you, so long as we get pics. Promise

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>>736847591
>tfw I give girls that ultimatum all the time and they choose the chest shitting 9 out of 10 times.

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>>736847686
I'm in ftw

>>736839609

Ugly?
Fat?
Fat and ugly?

She's a solid 5/10, bunch of virgins in here.

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>OP DID YOU SCORE YET?!?!

>>736848148
we're not all the studs that you are, if a skanky plain blonde chippy wants the stick she's gettin it

>>736848751
Shit, I'd settle for a skanky brunette right about now.

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>>736848148
Your GF virginfag?

if all else fails, pull a Cosby

>>736849631
Zip-bop-bippity-boo! Have I got a drink fo you!

what's going on OP? you scored that ho yet?
she wants the D, bigly.

Did you score, David?

OP pls post moar pics

OP either passed out drunk or was busted,

>>736852799
he may actually have gotten lucky...

>>736833297
>>736833581
It's like her thighs migrate into her gut when she stands up

>>736853294
or he pussied out and faked the 'brother' messaging her and her busting him or w/e that attempt was

>>736836793
Go home patel

>>736833581
Its like she wants to be a Minotaur

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>>736854024
OP really has weak taste. Is she fuckable? Yes. Is she "I must have sex with this woman" material? NO.