>Walk into your home >You find Cara Delevingne standing

Punch her in the sarcophagus

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>>736831003
>Do a 360
>Walk away

What's up eyebrows? Need somthin?

>>736831003
Gas her like her grandmother should have been

I can't for the life of me understand how she is a model.

>>736831557
She looks like a man

>>736831557
family connections

get a broom, pointedly sweep the floor around where she's standing.

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>>736831003
I wake up from this imaginary discussion and realize that she wasn't never there, isn't currently there, and never will be there.

I doubt I'd recognize her, but either way, I'd just assume that she's one of my roommates' friends.

I'd probably just ignore her and walk to my room. Or whatever seems to be the polite thing to do in the moment.

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>>736831003
Ask how she feels about getting BLACKED.

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Ask her what Harley Quinn's cunt smells like then turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>736831003
challenge her to a breakdancing contest, obviously.

>>736831003
Fuck her, fuck her right in the pussy....

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Would smash right away.

>>736831003
Isn't that the bitch that made her boyfriend kill himself?

>>736831003
I would tell this man to get the fuck out of my house.

>>736831557
>>736831701

This

I'd probably say "what are you doin here young man ? "

>>736831090
underrated post

>>736832368
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>walk away

you'd still be walk into her.,....

>>736833487
Come on new friend

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>>736831003
Beg her to love me.
I fucking love her.

>>736833487
welcome to 4chan

>>736832834
>Smash
kys

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Cum inside her until my balls went dry

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She's super fucking cute when she's not trying to look like a rebellious retard

berate her about getting a buzz cut, tell her it looks like shit, then throw random objects at her

>>736831003
Who is she? Looks scary af, would run away

Call her molly manface, do a 360 and walk out.

>>736831003
Funny how westerners love man face so much. I mean it's no wonder there is a conspiracy that a lot of Hollywood female actresses are actually men. Just look at the teenage boy in make up face here. This Carl Delevingne looks like a boy. Your media is saturated in homosexual ideology.

>>736831090
Kekkle

>>736831003
Tell it to get the fuck out of my house.

>>736831310
OMG are you retarded???
why green text? :v

What are you doing bro? Gtfo!

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1498335266562.webm

This

>>736835625
Yes, if you find young boys attractive. Otherwise no.

>>736836989
wtf? story bro?

>>736831003
No time to react.
>Get back in the truck anon
She's very persuasive

>>736837006
This

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>>736831003
You're hot for a dude!

>>736831310
jesus christ youre stupid if you did a 360 youd be pointing in the same direction

the fuck you autistic dumbasses talking about? shes pretty good looking.

>>736831003
Call the cops theres a shitty actor in my house

>>736836928
>>736838000
get out newfags
nice trips btw

>>736838613
this is trolling >>736836928

>>736831003
who the fuck is that bitch?

i would say: "who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house?"

>>736838859
>i was just pretending i was retarded

>>736831805
exactly
the hoe goes everywhere and thinks shes cool
jeez.
serious question tho: whats the taste of her pussy?

Being English I'd say "Oh hello there Cara, how are you? Could I interest you in you in a cup of tea?" Or "Fancy a beer love?!" I think the later would get a better reaction than the the former...so for you dumb Americunts I'd ask her if she would like an alcoholic beverage!! ;)

>>736840673
so does her pussy tastes like whiskey? nice

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>>736831003

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>>736838000

take her to the eyebrow threading place and get those wolverine style brows fixed.

Stab it at least 12 times to make sure it's dead.

Call animal control and get them to take it away.

she's really fucking ugly

>>736831003
Have unprotected sex with her. Document all the STDs I get. Sue her in court.

>>736843312
winner