non-porn webms If it was the other way around it would

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>>736824087

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Skills of a crack addict.

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>>736824087
ECH

>>736824700
>That arm
kek

>>736824700
Try to find where the arm went.

>>736824436
i wish i had something like this. looks sadisfying as fuck

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This is considered normal in America.

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>>736824939
Did he ded?

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What kind of doggy is this?

>>736824516

WE

>>736824700
The arm is pure fake lol

>>736825589
What the eldritch abomination is happening here?

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>>736824087

What the fuck?

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>>736824087

>>736824764
You have startled the horde

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>>736824087

Why? Just WHY?

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>>736824087
>>736824087

>>736825448
WUZ

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>>736824087

>mfw

>>736824700
Why the fake arm?
Lady with her hand out was clearly using right hand but that's a left arm

>>736825115
Tbf he did hold his hands out like he had a gun, its pure black like a gun, its dark, kinda reasonable

>>736824847
When buildings fight back

>>736825321
wut

>>736825562
He kept his arm Still!? Fuckkk

>>736825321
what

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>>736824087

>>736824700
That's her arm you morons

>>736824598
i think your dog might have autism

>>736826472
AAAGHHHH

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>>736824087

How do you even come up with that?

>>736824436
>Toothpaste.webm

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>>736824087
STOP TO POST THIS... shit IN EVERY THREAD FFS

>>736824642
a step ladder :v
I'm gonna show myself out

>>736826362
>>736826402
he's smelling the seat she was sitting on.

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>>736826472

>>736825554
>>736826129
>>736826703
its the guys

>>736827802
you can see the guys arm fly off the same direction as the wheel

you can also see the woman running with a stump arm and her arm flies up in the air

either way its all cgi

>>736827931
actually i cant decide if the woman has a stump arm and its badly edited or if she's just waving it up and down

>>736827656
why do nigresses get naked to fight?

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>>736828089

>>736825115
Why did he hold it like a gun? I understand getting out your wallet for your ID, but if they ask for your hands, they can get your ID out for you.

Guy's a fucking idiot.

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Eye Bleach.

>>736824087
>non-porn
this IS porn you doofus

>>736825321
Good for him, he went for it. I love the smell of my GF's pussy and ass too, so can't really blame him.

>>736828613
is this apple for real?

>>736824233
"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full.

>>736828613
i knew apple was gay but i didnt know it was this gay.

>>736828613
What the shit his happening right there ?

>>736824334
Thats not crack kid

>>736828673
wether it is or it isnt, the sad fact is you can believe it. fucking apple fags

>>736825709
asian carp

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>>736824334
forcing meme

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>>736828850
youre a moron
he never said it was crack, he said the nigga blows so much smoke he has the skills of a crack addict. how fucking dumb are you?

pic related
MFW i read your reply.

>>736824700
Btw, the wheel isn't actually on fire too. I'm pretty sure unless it's dumped in gasoline that can't happen

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>>736824087

>>736825709
Pretty sure its dry ice, bretty neat.

>>736826002
ONE PUNCHED

>>736825025
Awesome

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>>736828979
yfw

How do I watch webm on iPhone 7 plus 128gb?

>>736825396
looks sort of like an australian shepherd, but not quite. Its the same type of dog, or same general body style. They're typically herding dogs.

>>736829179
You get a blend tec blender and let it fix your issue

>>736824334
this dude is a wizard.

>>736826362
>>736826402
>>736827688
No he wasn't, the video cuts before you see him picking up the cap to his water bottle

>>736829231

Can't find on Apple Store. Get the heck out.

>>736826391
It wasnt a real bullet, just a frozen paintball, stay new fag my friend.

>>736828506
looks fun

>>736824700
Arm and the fire were added. Original video is just a tire rolling.

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>>736828850

>Thats not crack kid

He developed those skills by smoking crack. Nobody said that it's crack he's smoking there, you imbecile.

>>736829366
You missed the point by so far that I have no clue how you got yourself a phone at all.

>>736828979
That still makes zero sense. Sorry I haven't learned how to understand you autists

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Skills of a crack addict.

>>736828460
I'd bang most of those chinks.

>>736829522

You know what, just get the heck out of our webm thread if you aren't going to help, Moran.

>>736829620
kek

>>736825115
If you don't listen to cops yea. Cops usually have you stay in the car, leaving the car with a black item in your hand at night when they want you stay in, usually means trouble. He took no chances. In this case I can't judge either way because some faggot chopped the rest of the video.

>>736829680
Read the file name, they're Finns.

>>736829416
No shit Sherlock, I bet it still hurt like a motherfucker

>>736824087
>Dat camera lick at the end
I've got a doggo and I fucking jumped thinking I was about to be licked with a shitty dog tongue

>>736826703
is his arm faggot

>>736825396
Cocker spinnial

>>736825709
nerve gas

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>>736830570

>>736828613
wtf is this

>>736825396
>What kind of doggy is this?
An Autistic one. Can't you tell by the spinner?

>>736825115
USA "BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!"

>>736828613
Holy shit they're literally playing a game of grab ass kekekekekekekekekek

>>736831207

cats are assholes

>>736831699
They are.
But there are those moments where they're not.

>>736829943
VIRTUS ET HONOR

>>736828757
You should write a book dude

>>736827217
Dogs eat anything. I've had dogs try to eat shit out of the toilet before. Logical thing to do is to train them to eat your shit so you don't need to buy toilet paper any more.

>>736828906
asian carp jump all the way out of the water theres not a single fish in that video

>>736824642
we need to put that third reich marching theme to this

>>736828312
LMAO this isn't a ylyl thread, but I would've fucking lost

>>736825321
It's funny because this is cropped. He was actually reaching for a drink that was under her chair.

>>736828906
yeah i assumed it might be gators

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>>736824087

>>736825115
well when your fucking dog has permit to carry two AR15s, no wonder cops are on the edge. I am from a nogun country and I am not a cop fan myself, but fuck me, 99% of these vids are bs.
I would have also shot him. I have a family to go home to, and if he has a gun, I die.

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>>736833885

>>736833631
the drink already in his hand? post full or im calling bs

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>>736824087

>>736824334
y'all really think this shit is real? lmao 4chan on some next level gullible ass shit

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>>736824087

>>736833933
Dogs are only allowed to carry one semi-automatic rifle at a time.

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>>736824233

>>736834191
fake, pitbulls can carry two

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>>736824642
Vibrations in the floor
Stuff is still under construction

>>736832976
Its only if they hear a noise in the water and its only one of the asian carp species wich jump.

>>736833631
This
I don't think it was a drink though anon.

>>736824233
fucking kill me if I ever get this fat- god damn,.

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>>736834661
wut

>>736824334
this dude is going to get a nobel prize in nigger

>>736824700
HOLY FUCK THAT'S HARDCORE!

>>736834659
still though if the fish were thrashing that much you would at least see a tail or part of the fish break the waters that is dry ice hes throwing in there

>>736833885
God bless that cat who jumped in to save the kid from the dog.

>>736835005
and fake

>>736835161
Mammalian instinct to protect the young in your tribe/litter.

>>736835008
Yeah propably is but i just told the other guy what asian carp do.

>>736825115
TO BE FAIR- Why are you doing extra shit that the cops haven't ordered you to do?

I hate cops as much as the next nigger but jesus christ don't do them any favors.

>>736825396
great now the dog's autistic.

>>736835347
Why do you hate cops?

>>736825025
surpisingly, only niggers tried to steal the bike.

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>>736835633

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>>736835802

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>>736824087

>>736835215
>>736834522
you can lift, just don't fucking record.

I was a weightlifting psychopath at my gym and people were always trying to record me but I told them not to. I watched these college kids all recording themselves, and you get in the mindset of showing off and fucking up.

You need to fucking focus. I watched so many fucking morons get horribly injured around me, and I gave them advice.

They called me a superstitious faggot, but they're the ones with shattered ribcages and colostomy bags at 24 lol.

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>>736824087
>it's true?
>Watches at $ 0?

>>736825709
Crocs

>>736834322
dat filename tho

>>736833885
Kid was fine. Dog had a history of being aggressive. Cat slept outside the kids room that night in case the fucker came back. Dog was destroyed after this.

>>736828613
i regret buying an iphone

>>736835215
Did this guy live?

>>736824087
How 'bout some soundtrack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCEpTQ8Qu3c

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>>736828979
Not the guy but I naturally assumed the title meant the guy is a crack addict and thus acquired these skills. Wich still doesn't mean it's crack he's smoking in this vid. Your narrow view is as bad as the one you're replying to. Feeling like sitting on a high horse makes you cringy idiot.

>>736825032

Yeah but to start that'd have to begin inside your face.

>>736824939
lost it at the file name

>>736830857
I'm dead

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>>736824700
Lel

>>736836411
wtf, poor old lady

>>736835890
lol i love that video even better with the effects

>>736825192
Who's that pokemon!

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>>736824087

>>736824087
dude... why

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>>736829179

>>736824700
Play of the game. GG junkrat

>>736828979

The file name literally says "crack" you dumb fuck.

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>>736834207
Did he died?

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>>736834613
No. That floor is a slope. Somebody set that ladder in motion like a goddamn slinky.

>>736836411
Happens quite often in SE Asia, those white folks are marked to be robbed.
Gotta get that tourist money.

>>736833749

Is this Remi Gaillard?

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>>736824087

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>>736837598

sure

>>736824087

You said non porn..this is so hawt

>>736835008
dry ice produces vapor. it was manatees beneath the water and this guy got in shit for abusing them or whatever they phrased it as

>>736824764
Why the fuck did everyone gather round like that?

>>736825709
Co2 traped under the water is my geuss

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>>736833965
it's reversed, watch the straps on her purse

>>736834809
>>736838276

>>736838276
look at the people around them its clearly not reversed

>>736838440
dude. look at the guys coat... it is clearly him taking it off in reverse.

>>736838528
No, putting it on

>>736838617
here's one more (you) to tide you over. Your mom will be down to tuck you in later

>>736838528
look at what he does right before he buttons it up, you wouldnt pull your coat into the right spot like that if you were taking it off

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>>736838664
nice try dingus

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>>736824087

>>736838876
Ha, beat me to it

>>736828072
white powah!

>>736838664
Skills of a crack addict.

>>736837498
http://www.kptv.com/story/29361603/man-injured-in-fall-from-tree-into-washougal-river#ixzz3dZhCVQNE

>>736828613
>mixed sex game of finger the ass in front of you
>your place is between two dudes

>>736834049
Get out of here you filthy nigger

>>736828827
>POZ CUM
doesn't get any more degenerate than that

>>736828979
Get out of here nigger with your filthy nigger lingo

>>736838528

Wanna know how its not reversed?

Imagine them sitting in those seats if it was played normal from reverse.....did they just walk backwards into them?

People dont sit down like thst anon.

>>736828072
>when you catch her outside

>>736828312
what kind of car is that?

>>736828460

all those forced reactions for the tv. why the fuck do asians like girls acting like autists?

>>736824764
>Car didn't become tiny

bullshit

>>736827656
That one 6 year old black kid thinking to himself "Just another day in hood".
Dude didn't even flinch

>>736824334
Fake as a straight guy/non pedo/fury hater/Nazi on /b

>>736828312
You would think with all the crazy shit she does, she would have lost some of that fat.

>>736841969
I hate guns but this thing is a work of art

>>736824334
It's only real until Captain Disillusion debunks the fuck out of it.

>>736838104
probably loud as fuck

>>736825008

seems shoopy as fuck

>>736825151
Look at that controlled demolition.

>>736842281
>>736842211
>>736842159
>>736841969
>>736841854
Keep going, these are useful for 3D modelling

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>>736842614

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>>736824087
finally, something new.

>>736842760
She's so perfect.

>>736829783
he didint get pulled over

>>736840107

pretty sure it's a camaro with some aftermarket side mirrors

>>736825115
if that was me i would firebomb the cops house with his family inside

>>736825025
>all niggers

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>>736843411

>>736825192
Goddamn, sea creatures are creepy as fuck

>>736833959
sauce on the qt?

>>736842486
Nigs gonna nig-a-loggy.

>>736842159
Wait a sec. Why have I never seen?

>736828506 Pink pussy hat gets snowballed.

>>736842071
so cute

>>736842318
Enjoy being a pussy.

>>736824334
But can he blow a ship like gandalf?

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>>736842837
:( Poor hamster.

>>736825321
I'd do the same honestly

>>736829516
when you nut but she still suckin'

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>>736824642
Darpa lost its funding.

>>736836411
Nigs gonna- wait...

>>736834613
Wrong. It's simple harmonic oscillation.

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>>736826472

>>736843488
I'm not sure what breed of cat it is.

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>>736841801
see img
>>736841969
this is a non porn thread anon

>>736839096
That's a bean

>>736836523
Nope. I forget if it was a punctured lung or an aortic tear from the compacting chest cavity, but this guy died.

>>736828613
fuckin art school

>>736825115
That dude is an idiot. He held his wallet exactly like one owuld a gun.

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>>736828089
>Why do they defecate on a bus?

>>736844309
Future scholars of lil' Africa

>>736843256
That's because you're a brainless fucking retard.

And no, you wouldn't, faggot.

>>736842553

wtf man