I have cancer and am dying, AMA. Today is also my birthday,

>>736812115
still a faggot tho

bump


pls don't let me be alone on my birthday

>>736812115
How do you prepare.
Do you believe in god.
What will happen after life?
What is your favorite color
What you want to have as a last meal
How hard can you orgasm, any tips to make my orgasm harder?

Stay strong anon

>>736812318
Andy happy birthday!
When was cancer detected?

>>736812115
Marihuana

>>736812318
You don't lol.

You don't wonder what dying is like or come to terms with it because you never expect that to happen to you.

No i don't believe in a God, I don't believe anything happens after you die.

Your energy may be absorbed into the ground where all energy goes, But I have no idea.

I want my last meal to blue crab

>>736812115
Happy birthday. Sorry to hear about that anon. I'll see ya on the other side

>>736812377
Thank you
>>736812395
in 2014


>>736812522
Thank you. Lets hope there is another side, Eh? Probably not though

>>736812505
>blue crab

Fine taste friend. Fine indeed

Dying makes me scared! Knowing that it will eventually just be black after all this! So I'm living every moment that I can live. I hope that if you die you eventually still feel things. Because that's the only thing that I just want. Realize that I'm still part of something.

Have you tried psilocybin yet OP?

>>736812612
I don't think so. I think it all just goes black

There is no consciousness after death, No thoughts.
>>736812682
No, I'm too afraid.

Also I don't know anyone who sells it....But did consider microdosing it

I'm from Saint John's

Where you from op

Happy Birthdays anon, we love you... n-no homo tho

What is the thing that you realized OP? the moment you heard you got cancer? What did you regret the most of doing in life? And what do you still want to do?

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>>736812115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5b7tgkdFH0
i been there. looks like you have to humble yourself and turn to the Lord. Stop taking vain advice from men, thats clearly not helped.

>>736812115
PTSD from getting raped by your mom?

What would make you happy right now OP? Is there something you've always wanted but doubt you'll get to experience?

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Sucks to be you anon

>>736812115
Well happy birthday anon I hope your day goes well

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>>736812115

Happy birthday anon. Try to live the rest of your days to the fullest. Enjoy yourself.

>>736812811
macomb county

>>736812821
that's man. No homo

>>736812826
I just heard bells in my ears, Like I had just been told my entire family was dead.

It was truly a shocking experience. I didn't think it was real, I was even given several milligrams of ativan because the doctor thought I was going into shock.

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>>736812115
No one gives a shit.
No one will remember you.
You're just a waste of oxygen.
How pathetic are you that you're doing of cancer, and wasting time on /b?
You're fucking DYING, and instead of going out and doing crazy fun shit, you're just on 4chan like a faggot.
You're the most pathetic piece of shit I've ever seen in this place, and that's saying a lot.

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>>736812115

Tough man :/
Can't know what it will feel like, wish you the best, happy birthday also

>>736812892
I know this sounds gay as fuck, But a woman that genuinely loves me and that would spend the remaining time I have with me.

>>736812795
I heard that it's supposed to help you with death and accept it somehow...
Probably not via microdosing though.
Mckenna said it was useless to take less than 5 grams at a time if you want to learn anything interesting about yourself and the universe.
Is there not a program in the us to help you get some sort of mushroom?
They started going that way in europe.

what are the symptoms/side effects you're dealing with?

>>736812115
Sorry to hear that.
It's easy for me to say but you should spend your last days doing something better than mingling with the filth on 4chan

>>736813007
Shut the absolute fuck up.

OP is clearly in an awful situation, and you come and spout your vile shit? You're likely the waste of oxygen around here.

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>>736813065
Love isn't real.
What a fucking loser! HAHAHAHA
Just go get money, how a hooker, even if she has AIDS, who cares?
Fuck whores, do drugs, get drunk.
Stop being such a loser!!!
REEEEEEEEEE

>>736813007
Pathetic faggot 007 wasting his time trying to insult a cancer patient rather than protecting Britain from terrorists

>>736813007
hey dirtwad ... has it occurred to you that he may not physically be able to go out and do crazy fun shit?

>>736812892
Have you tried signing up to clinical trials dealing with your form of cancer? What type is it btw?

There isn't another side, if you do happen to pass have you thought about Cryonics?

>>736813178
don't worry you'll get cancer too.

>>736813178

You really are autistic aren't you lol
I bet you have a kekistan flag in your room as well

>>736812969
I wish I could just gave a little of my life to you! Feel bad for you OP! My old clasmate died of cancer some years ago. He was only 22. Way to young! Lets just hope there is something after this! We all hope there is. We all think there is something. But it's all darkness. No one remembers the time before you were born. So why would you have consciousness after you die. It doesn't make sense. Just live every moment you can right now. Breath every breath you can. Experience every breeze on your skin. Enjoy every raindrop. Every sunray. Live your last days as a hero!

>>736813136
No, No program for that.
>>736813137
Everything you can imagine. Nausea, pain, vomiting (often), shakes, very very weak.

I have aggressive b-cell non hodgkin's lymphoma

>>736813007
>>736813178


Dude you're a scumbag, Fuck you.

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>>736813170
Where do you think you are?
Kikebook? Safespace.com?
This is the shithole of the internet, and I want you normies to GET THE FUCK OUT MY B!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE

>Boohoo I'm dying of cancer
>Feel sorry for me
>Give me attention

>>736812318
god definitely exist dude

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>>736813007
i been there anonbro
> i bemoan the wounds of fortune with weeping eyes. For the gifts she gave me she quickly takes away
My whole childhood was spent batteling severe chrons disease, and still am. But it was really bad, i was starving to death in low-mid class sweden. I dont say i wasted my childhood on it tho, it was as good as it could possibly have been for me. in this timeline

OP,

happy birthday.

I know this sounds fishy, but think about what you can do for others or do for a topic that needs help. This can be what you want to do because of your cancer, or what you can do despite your cancer.

You made it this far, and thoughts like leaving something unfinished shouldn't rattle you too hard at this point. Don't completely check out or be afraid to have something depend on you, for now.

TL;DR, please find a way to leave something behind other than sadness, while you can. Even if it's small and seems insignificant to you. I wish you the best in your final months, and am sorry I can only be just a blurb of text to you. You're beautiful and I'm proud of how far you've come.

>>736812505
Your a good man anon, with good food tastes

>>736812115
Damn, turning 28 next month and I wouldn't imagine dying.
Sorry, mate.

>>736813311
Thank you very much.


Over the last year I have really stopped thinking of consequences to things. It's helping me sort of feel more "alive". Or that I'm experiencing everything I can from life and I'm not afraid anymore.

>>736812115
What did it feel like when you first learnt you had cancer? What does it feel like knowing you might not have much to live? How is your family dealing with it?

>>736813356
Dude legit like fuck off, go to a trap thread
or some shit, you're a waste of oxygen

>>736812115
Cool story bro.

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>>736812795
>No, I'm too afraid.
Genuine question:
I always thought that if I was told I was going to die soon, my fear would go away. Seems like this is not the case for you.

You no longer have to consider the long term health effects of any of your actions. Doesn't it feel freeing in a way? Or are you holding on to the hope that your death isn't imminent?

Wish you the best op, and happy birthday.

>>736813403
Thank you very much.


I am trying to do that.

I'm trying to spend more time with my nieces and give them good memories of me, However It's often hard to do for me because of my symptoms or because I'm drunk.

I really am trying to leave a good impression on them because I don't have children myself

>>736813505
You should at least do something before you die! Write a note about some treasure that you hide somewhere. And when they find it it's just a note with a trollface on it. Make an audio of you talking to the people on your funeral saying where you hide it. Give them a thing to remember you!

>>736813356
shut up, faggot.

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>>736813170
>>736813191
>>736813287
>>736813328
>>736813345
>>736813373
>Waaaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaah!
>People on 4Chan are being mean!
>Someone reported him to the Twitter police
HAHAHAHA fucking losers
You all act like you care, but you'll forget all about this faggot, and after he dies, you'll never think of him again.
Fucking virtue signaling pieces of shit!
"Durr hurr we care about others"
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT A FAGGOT WITH CANCER TRYING TO GET ATTENTION ON /B LIKE A CAMWHORE!

>>736813701
Settle down mate

>>736813538
I didn't tell my family for a good year until they noticed me losing my hair. It was very hard.


It's also been very hard on my mothers, She's been hospitalized twice because she was thinking of suicide or she was having a breakdown.

Imagine the most shocking thing you can be told, Then imagine that 10x and then being told that in real life.

It's a life changing conversation you will never forget

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Anyway, enough with the mushroom talk.

Happy birthday OP!

>>736812115

Hey OP, I mostly Lurk and don't really post or reply, but I hope you can be at peace with your situation. I also can't tell if this is bait but, I'm in my 20s, I've seen friends go under due to stupid situations and reckless behavior, and I feel bad that you're alone right now.

You'll be in my thoughts and I hope some kind of miracle pulls through for you and you are able to keep fighting this terrible shit.

I can't imagine what it would be like to be told you have X amount of days before you die, but in your situation. You shouldn't spend it trapped in a depressing hospital bed.

Wait until the fall of night and walk out, use the remainder of your money and go see whatever you want to before your deadline.

Take a train, book a flight, spend the final moments on this planet in awe and elegance and go somewhere peacefully.

I hope the best for ya bud.
This anon cares.

>>736813701
we get it, youre edgy. go be 12 somewhere else, cocknoggin.

>>736813701
And look at you. Also on 4chan and being the edgiest motherfucker in the thread.
I'll remember OP longer than you. And I hope you die before he does.

>>736813701
>"Hey guys, check out this edgy new site I found"

>>736812115
happy birthday, anon.

how do you feel about pineapple as a pizza topping?

>>736813701
That no one will remember you at all after you die doesn't mean that other people won't rememer OP. He surely used the butterfly effect on me. Next time I hear the word cancer I would think about this thread!

>>736813856
>how do you feel about pineapple as a pizza topping?
I hope his cancer transfers to you!

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>>736813007

What a fucking tool. Implying that you can't take 30 minutes from your day to interact with others online. Going out and "living life"? Bitch this is life.

if you're going to die could I experiment with your diet?

If you do everything I say I think I can at least improve your life.

>>736813178
Go play with fidget spinner

>>736813701
>no one gives a shit
>"Durr hurr we care about others"

People do give a shit evidently
And yeah, we do care about others

Your point being?

>HAHAHA UR ALL FAGGOTS

great point

>>736813756
I'm sorry these things are happening, it sound so terrible, I can't imagine going through that.. Is there any chance of you getting better? Are they just keeping you in pain meds now or are they actually treating cancer somehow? I don't know much about cancer

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>>736812318
> Anon, Jesus had BETTER BE real for your sake. Because /no human/ is strong enough to face this garbage on their own.
But i hear that you dont want to die. You are however very very afraid of not living up to your dreams. So am i

>>736813643
lol that genuinely made me laugh. Thank you, I needed that.
>>736813782
Thanks again man

>>736813793

I stopped chemo this year, I couldn't take it anymore. It makes you so god damn sick and I was wasting literal weeks of my precious time in a hospital being dehumanized.

I would rather die a year earlier then spend 5 months doing more chemo

>>736813356
What is going on webm?

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>>736813740
Hey OP,

I hope you suffer so much that you'll cut your veins open to stop the pain!

You're nothing. You're less than nothing.

You think you're the first person to suffer and die young? You just want attention, like a little bitch.

You're no different than a teenage fat girl.

God,I hate pathetic people like you.

This is why you got cancer! Biology deemed you a failure, and it's trying to end your life to make space for better humans than you.

You're a genetic failure!!!!!

FUCKING DIE ALREADY! KILL YOURSELF!

>>736813701
Will not forget OP, everyone will forget you though

>>736813910
>I hope his cancer transfers to you!
that's not very nice, anon

>>736812115
OP maybIbrecer you to Alan Watts? Hes a Westerner who brought Eastern philosophies to the western world. Bringing it to us in a sense we can understand. Please take a look at this.

https://youtu.be/qK1BJkBJdtY

I truly hope this puts things in a different perspective for you

>>736812115
When are you going to kill yourself?

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>>736812115
You still have time to do the funny once in a while
Happy Birthday Anon

>>736813065
You just made me realize a lot of stuff anon. Thank you. Happy birth day brat

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Hey man. Happy birthday. Going on a river trip so I'll be sure to pour one out for you.

>>736813856
FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA.

I want that written on my grave stone so everyone remembers!

>>736813927
Way too late for that

>>736813941

Zero chance. In all likelihood I won't even live to be 29, I'll be very lucky to see 30.

I am taking pain medication, benzos, marijuana, and drinking heavily.

I quit chemo because I can't handle it anymore, I would rather die in less pain then live a few months longer with chemo.

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>>736813756
>I didn't tell my family for a good year until they noticed me losing my hair. It was very hard
Oh my God, how pathetic!
HAHAHAHA
You're like that ugly skinny cancer patient from Fight Club, desperately trying to get laid before she dies! HAHAHAHA
Do you go to group sessions to cry for attention like you're doing here, bitch!
Pathetic bitch.
You're not a real man.
DIE ALREADY MOTHERFUCKER

>>736812115
Happy birthday anon. Life is in a way the universe looking at itself. Make as positive as an impact as you can while you're still around. I wish you the best. I really do. I hope to see this post next year.

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>>736814005
anonbro what did your doctor say? did you speak about this decision with someone

>>736814071
This is why your parents never loved you boy! That's the reason why your uncle raped you! You're just a piece of shit not knowing how to love.
Go fucking kill your self! No one will remember you you piece of shit! It's OP time. Not your time you scumbag!

>>736814197
>FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA.
How do you enjoy pizza without the tomato sauce tho

>>736814197
>I quit chemo because I can't handle it anymore, I would rather die in less pain then live a few months longer with chemo.
Good, less whiny bitches in the world

>>736814071
kek, youre trying so hard. can you smell yourself anymore or have you just gotten used to it?

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>>736814071
Careful there kiddo. You might cut yourself on all that edge

>>736812115
Where is your parents anon do they support you?

>>736814197
What kind of cancer is it? Also, have you tried different doctors opinions about your situation, like that it is untreatable? Or just one? I just know I guy who had cancerous tumor in brain and managed to beat is and it's been maybe 3 years for him cancer free

>>736814284
Tomato is a vegetable tho.

>>736813369
Proof?

>>736814229
This
>>736813809

>>736812115
Happy birthday buddy !

Wanna share your kik ? Or some throwaway email id ? If you wanna have some company ?

>>736814229
>>736814071
>>736813701
stop taking the bait, faggots.

>>736814378
OP will be a vegetable soon

>>736814135
I'm not going to
>>736814142
lol, That was good.

Thank you
>>736814187
Thank you.

>>736814254

They didn't say much, My doctors tried to discourage me and kept calling me but I told them I'm done. To stop calling unless I call them for prescription refills, I'm done with chemo

No. I made it myself, My family understood though. They could see the toll chemo was taking on me

>>736814369


They live a few miles away, Yes they are very supportive

>>736814378
Thetomatois the ediblefruitofSolanum lycopersicum,[2]commonly known as atomato plant, which belongs to thenightshadefamily,Solanaceae.[1]

>>736812115

Redford fag here. Where'd you get the PTSD from.

Also, what's your favorite dispensary? I go to the reef.

>>736812115
Pray to Lord Jesus everyday anon, He will give you power, save your soul and forgive all your sins. In the alterlife your soul will live in prosperity for eternity while getting rid of your cancerous body.

Amen christian brother

>>736812115
Happy birthday mate.

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>>736813795
>>736813801
>>736813809
These niggers think they're on some kind of Reddit safe space support group!
HAHAHAHA
Did you guys try upvoting each other on Facebook to show the world you care?
HAHAHAHA
You people are pathetic.
Don't come to me b to try and turn it into some liberal sjw homo safe space!
GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!

... and to OP:

I LEGIT HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH, AND REALIZE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOU, FAGGOT ATTENTION WHORE!

>>736814071
Sure can tell its summer

>>736812115

tell us what impending death feels like

>>736812115
First off. Happy birthday faggot. Second, sorry to hear about the cancer and ptsd. Third, start drinking some dandelion root extract tea. Yup the weed in grass people hate so much. You can eat it and make tea from the root extract. Easily available at a gnc or mother earths or some shit. Have a cup or two a day. One of the most potent cancer fighting treatments ever. Don't even respond to this. Go out and get some now and have some dandelion tea. No excuses. Do it. Fucking 28 is too early man. While you're at it, start eating a salad everyday. Stop smoking, drinking or drugging if applicable. No red meat or anything that is carcinogenic and going in your body.

>>736812115
Can you send me some money?

>>736814376
I've been to over 15 different doctors in 3 states, Minimum.

My parents are very wealthy, They spent hundreds of thousands trying to get me help.

I have aggressive b-cell non-hodgkin's lymphoma

>>736812115
Happy birthday OP, i'm gonna drink a beer tonight in your honor.

I have a question tough: you said that you don't know anyone who sells shrooms, but you certaintly know someone who sells weed: ask them, once you get dealing you get connection pretty much for nearly everything.
I was reading on a psychology that taking one/two doses of hallucinogens will get terminal ill patients another prespective on life and death.

Sorry about that op.
Happy birthday!!

Make a prank with someone about your death
try to laugh everyday
Sing Helvegen from wardruna
Try to fuck a hot nurse as last wish

>>736814197
fuck you just let me try come the fuck on I know so much

>>736813007
You're a broken, angry little boy. It's not often that I pity anyone on 4chan anymore but you're an exception.

>>736814567
I didn't realize I was in a cringe thread

>>736812575
> Probably not though

That's why religions are all about. I'm a also a "probably not". This idea scares muslims (the most idiots) more than anything. They are so dumb and dishonest they openly say that they just don't understand how non-believers "can manage to cope with it" and probably a reason why non-believers are their primal target.
What do you have to say about that:?

Im just here to roll

>>736812115
What is your favorite song? or last song u would want to hear before you die??
I will play it and drink for you right now. A toast to you anon happy bday.

>>736812115
faggot kys and end it.
Be our an hero

>>736814071
Your posts say a lot about you as a person. We get it man. We get it. The empty can rattles the most. Good luck angry anon.

OP! I will have to leave! Was great talking to you! Just understand you've been part of this wonderfull world. The chance that you actually made it to this place was so little! Realize that you had given the greatest gift of all. NO mather you could only enjoy it for 30 years. At least you enjoyed it! At least you instead of many other people that couldn't say the same!
Waiting for your response and then I will leave the thread! have a good birthday! and drink one on me! - greetings, treasure trollface dude!

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>>736814524

show butthole

>>736814528
I go to Michigan chronic relief and dream in on 8 mile.

I shot someone who broke into my house in 2010, The PTSD actually isn't that bad. It's more just nightmares and hypervigilance

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>>736813007
This

>>736814761
The supreme Court can't change facts

>>736814819
Facts? You live by facts or by how you define things as they are?

>>736814798
hE"s RIghT U knOw

>>736814631
Were you working or studying before your health got worse? Did you have some dream profession or some dream you wanted to accomplish/do but now have no time anymore?

>>736814584
Have someone who hates you the most get drunk and hold a loaded gun to your head

That's exactly what it feels like
>>736814642

I'm getting drunk tonight myself, Going to watch some fireworks from the neighbors and burn some of my belongings out back

>>736814545
pray to a god who created cancer??

..yeah..right

>>736814883
>reddit meme

>>736814761
Just the fact that the supreme court had to rule on this is pretty pathetic

>>736814730
The last song I want to hear is mad world by gary jules.


Thank you very much

>>736813007
You think
he should go sky diving?
Rocky mountain climbing?
2.7 seconds on a bull named fu manchu?

>>736812115
Hey op, happy birthday my friend. I wish i could come party with you. Sorry if i missed it but why do you have ptsd? is it from learning of your illness or something else.?

>>736814989
How come? Regulations on growing, transporting, selling etc fruit and vegetables is different and it has to be defined somehow.

>>736815088
see>>736814778

>>736815106
But they're ruling on the culinary classification (because it's "used more like a vegetable than a fruit"), as if the botanical definition shouldn't be enough. It doesn't chance the fact that scientifically speaking, it's a fruit

>>736815040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo14SHOC27k
Use this one (the instrumental version) when everyone enters your funeral. And let them play the full version with the singer when everyone leaves.

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OP I'll send you a game in steam

>pic related

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>>736813007
You know being a piece of shit to someone who is sick and probably can't get around like you do seems like you may be in line for the most pathetic on /b/.

Just sayin...

>>736814910
I was working do CAD/CAM for a jewelry company

My dream as a kid was to become a police officer, But I realized when I got older I could make more money and not get shot at doing easier work.

I quit as as soon as I was diagnosed
I'm sorry I missed thanking anyone for the birthday wishes, It means a lot everyone. I don't have many close people in my life and even a random stranger saying happy birthday means a lot to me as pathetic as that sounds

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>>736812115
Show us your bucket list.

>>736815208
and in real life its used as a vegetable.

fruit(pineapple and olives) & mushrooms don't belong on a pizza.

>>736814761
The court did not purport to reclassify for botanical or other reasons.

>>736815214
That sounds actually kinda nice to have done

>>736812115

Stay strong until the very end OP.

Hey OP, could you answer this one? It's important to me for reasons I can't really explain.
>>736813624

>>736814761
Supreme court arent scientist.
And thats only in the usa. What does the rest of the world have to say??

>>736814601
Read this and do it!!!!

>>736814631
W8 you have aggressive b-cell non-Hodgkins lymphoma? I heard that the chances for a cure even in the late stages are like 50%.
Im in wayne county btw.
What were your 1st symptoms btw?

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This thread is giving me cancer

>>736812115
Hey OP, lurker again.
So what's keeping you from up and leaving and living life to the fullest right now? Like I said, up and leave that shit and don't return. If you don't want to fight it, just make your escape :)

>>736815293
No bucket list.

I have hired a few hookers and done cocaine, Two things I always wanted to do but in reality I knew were bad for me and my health.

>>736812115
Have you tried cannibis? CBD oils have show promise in treating cancer.

>>736813701
>/B/

wtf is /B/?

>>736815228
Underrated.

>>736815312
How about apples? They're great on pizza.

Also:
>In culinary terms, however, olives are like those other fruit, tomatoes, and are treated as vegetable

>>736813701
actually he has a point. what's it matter if this guy is dying of cancer? we don't even know who he is. just another human with a sad end story.

i hope i never do this kind of shit when i get cancer.

>>736815242
Thanks for answering, I've got no more questions for you, OP. I can't imagine how you are dealing with this, I'm extremely scared of cancer and what you are going through would be my worst nightmare. I hope you will make it somehow, I don't know how, maybe you will try some crazy treatment suggested by one of the anons in this thread and it will help. Don't give up, please. Happy birthday and best of luck to you, /b/rother

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>>736813920
This is the real life

>>736812115
Have you been taking mushies?

Turkey Tails are amazing.

My brother was diagnosed with stage 4 non-hodgkins He was given less than a year

I grow culinary mushrooms for restaurants and started growing turkey tails on brown rice flour. He was taking 8 size 00 capsules a day along with his chemo and other medical treatments after I got them growing.

His oncologist said that my brother's recovery was "impressive" and "unexpected"

>>736815040
Playing it loud and drinking as i type

>>736812115
I am sorry that life has given you such suffering. I hope your cancer goes away. I am too scared of dying, i dont know how you handle all this you must be very brave
My advice to you would be to spend some quality time with people who genuinely care about you and tell them how much they mean to you.

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>>736813007

Acheivement Unlocked!: Actually Offend /b/

>>736815401
Only in early stages, I was not early stage.

Nausea and vomiting were my first
>>736815486
The hardest part is the unknown. Not knowing what happens after death, And knowing next week could be it, I may not even wake up tomorrow

>>736814379
You can chose not to believe in god and go to hell for the rest of your life, Thinking you're smarter that 5 billions ppl, Or you can convert to any religion its the same god, After that you will feel much bether. Trust me you will not need any medication or drugs.
Just go to church and ask something to god. Like "make me happy".
You can also go to a mosque and sat "make me happy for 1 day".

The world is just a test for heaven, Imagine the better of man kind, all the joy, Angels, Womens, Feelings × 1000.

what it will cost you to go to church for 1 day ?.

Take 1 day of your life. Since you're already wasting your time on 4chan like a retard.


I dont have proof obviously, Cuz otherwise everyone would believe in god.

God is willing to forgive you everthing if you trully repent yourself.


Or you can choose the bitch way and keep crying then go to hell.

My dear frend you are chosen by god to go on a Crusade, with no fear of death you can choose your own way

DEUS VAULT

>>736815445
you had sex?! tell us what that's like

>>736812115
happy birthday man, we'll see you on the other side

>>736812969
I'm from Maccomb too, I mostly lived in Roseville and eastpointe

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Congratulations OP you have tumor years to live

>>736812115
Don't die from cancer...die for a cause you idiot!

>>736815453
False

>>736815504
No, I don't know where to get them.

>>736815514
:)

>>736815545

I'm not brave at all, I use a lot of drugs to make those scary thoughts not weigh on me so heavily. I take benzos, opiates, and drink heavily. Especially more recently because I'm noticing I'm getting worst and I know death is close

>>736815220
Hahahahahha very good faggot

summer

>>736815555
how much of a person do you feel right now to go so deep only for those minor keks that i will hope haunt you forever.

>>736815597
here's a hint at what's after death, what do you remember about before you were born? (nothing)

>>736815605
Except that most monotheistic religions require you to denounce all other God's. It's equally likely there's a good that specifically punishes those who believe in or worship a god, making religious people equally as doomed as non-believers.

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>>736815242


LSD Barney's Farm.

>>736815686
You have to try it yourself to know how it feels.
>>736815702
No shit! I grew up in eastpointe lol

>>736815228
Y... You're the hero 4chan needs, bruh!
Do you wear a cape when you White Knight for faggots online? HAHAHAHA

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>>736815040
Have you heard the post modern jukebox version with Puddles Pity Party and Haley Reinhart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY

For sake to be true one shall not go to :
For empty streets to be travelled
People leaving their steps wiyhout a regard step back
And a since and a how going inside
The kind part is here.

But for emptiness to be true one shall not go to.

And the how far i go since no one knows...

Im sorry man. I almost lost my mom twice from cancer. She got so sick from chemo she would spend days in bed, she couldnt even get up to use the bathroom. Its a fucked up disease and the world is so fucked up, we've been sitting on the cure for years but if we cured cancer those medicine men would lose a lot of money and we couldn't have that now could we? I feel for you, and Im the guy usually telling people to kill themselves. OP, you say you can feel your end coming, that sounds to me like you're giving in. Don't give in to this shit, I watched my own mother go from honorary corpse in her death bed to a healthy cancer free woman. It's because she wasn't ready to accept death. Her mind was still alive therefore her body stayed alive. And let me tell you something else, Fucking NOBODY can give another human an expiration date.

>>736815802
Op how do you pay for all of this?

>>736815920
1 day ? is it that much ?

>>736815920
>God's
Gods*
>Good
God*

Fucking phone Swype autocorrect

>>736815555
I just thought it was dumb not offensive, I just watched my father die from cancer in march and he couldn't do shit. Being online is practical.
>>736815945
Thanks Bane.

>>736816037
Well I'm not OP, but I am the guy you replied to and I spent a lot of time as a kid in church.

>>736815802
What's black and eats pussy?


Cervical cancer

>>736815597
What symptoms did you have?
Because i have had swollen lymph nodes for a year now and im worried i could have it too

>>736815926
Yours?

Beautiful!
>>736815952
I never even knew this existed! Let me take a listen
>>736815991
The drugs? Insurance.

The treatment, marijuana, and all my bills since I quit my job? My parents do, I am very grateful for that.

However I don't live a luxury lifestyle, I live in a regular 1 bedroom apartment and have a used shitbox car.

I don't take advantage of my parents, I've worked since I was 16 and only asked my parents for money a year after I had quit my job and run out of my savings, Then finally told them I am dying.

For go and leave
The weapon is here
The snake comes inside
Shall not believe

The leaving leavs and the voming part of this strange autumn

1. Not to go for someone inside you
2. Not to leave yourself for someone
3. Not to want yourself for someone
4. Not the other one to want unless it falls down
5. Shall not go to yourself after it.

>>736812115
Will you leave all your money to me?

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> My beloved , please tell me more about how you suffer unjustly and God hates you.

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>>736815883
>haunt you forever.
You don't seem to realize that some of us here don't have the ability to feel empathy, sympathy, or any sort of regret.

Honestly, boy or girl, I would rape you, murder you, eat your flesh, and feel nothing bad about it.

I went to Iraq and Afghanistan. I've killed kids, women and old people.

Life is not Disney World. Life is hell. That's why OP coming to b for sympathy is a joke. Go to Reddit or Kikebook.
4chan is NOT a safe space, you watermelon eating niggers!

Hey man don't let other people's words get to you. live your last few years happily man. Do shit that you never thought you were ever gonna do when you were young. Use that last breathe to go to something enjoyable man.
Bless you my dude hope you live longer than expected.

>>736815605

>implying i didnt go to church every sunday
>implying i didnt have a personal relationship with jesus
>implying i didnt go to confession
>implying i never gave money to the church
>implying i never believed in a god.

Make no mistake i was a believer and would never miss a sunday of mass. And easter and christmas..
Becoming atheist was harder then just saying "ok i believe" its a long process.
You need a god because you fear death.
You need a god to be a good person because you fear hell. I dont need a god or fear of hell to be a decent human being. I dont trust anyone who is only good because they fear hell or a god

>>736816139
fuck i though you was op. So yeah i've noticed several misstakes in holy books.

And i'm pretty sure its to test our faith.

My opinion is that wether you believe in god and didnt harm no ones you deserve your place.

Im muslim btw.

Where you live in Michigan at?

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>>736816112
>I just watched my father die from cancer
Your father is sucking Satan's cock in hell, faggot.
I bet your dad cried like a bitch.
He sounds weak.
A real man doesn't get cancer!

>>736815605
That's nice
and your actual proof is?

>>736816257
you will go to hell :)

Happy birthday OP. If you die and there is an afterlife, swing by my place in ghost form and let me know. Thanks

>>736816206
What kind of horrible man does that to his own son? Oh yeah the type that would literally drown the earth because people didnt like him.

None of any of those events were proven to have actually happened though. You may as well worship allah, same story different asshole.

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>>736813701

If you carry on you'll make /b/ turn OP into a meme so he's remembered forever and used whenever someones dying.

OP's meme will be remembered all the more as it would be one born in response to a troll on /b/.

The laws of the universe shattered....

>>736816146
Hahahaha!

Thank you I needed that!
>>736816180
I already posted what symptoms i started with. You should see a doctor immediately.
>>736816265
I try not to, But thank you very much for your kind words. I'm trying my best to leave a good impression and good memories with my loved ones. But that is hard to do when you are so sick

I'm doing my best.

>>736816190
Answer : >>736816206
Please apologize to me i love you, you die, you miss me so bad , i missed her, so good she was my heart, so bad i gonna leave this world.
;)

>>736816327
macomb county.
>>736816379
I'm going to haunt the shit out of your house if there is an afterlife lol.

You better jerk off under the covers, Because you'll never know when I'm watching

lol, No but seriously I hope there is an afterlife (I know realistically there is not).

>>736816268
you dont fear hell...sure.
Why you dont believe in god ?
what retain you from.

I'm pretty sure that the only thing keeping this world from collapsing is religions.

If you think the world could be bether without religion You have obviously not seen the world.

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>>736816374
>you will go to hell :)
How cute.
You actually believe in the kike fairytales made up over 2000 years ago.
You're literally no different than the ignorant, uneducated Muslims in the Middle East who believe the Quran fairytales.
You're like a SANDNIGGER.
Haha

>>736816407
One dhall not talk of this forum, just be part of him dont make you bigger than him : you cant manage

>>736816373
I dont have any.
You can choose to believe or not. :)

>>736815900
I don't remember shit from when I was 1. Does that mean it never happened?

Hey op, can we see your apartment please. Also have you ever thought of jumping off a building or something. I have seen cancer take people and how they look before and after and dont want people to remember me like that. I would take control and finish myself before cancer could.

>>736816572

watch this and see if you still think religion is holding the world together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDiOPmTeTy0

>>736816572
Allahu Ackbar, my good fellow! Jihaaaaaad

>>736816516
Nice, I lived in Warren for 5 years. But happy birthday

>>736816581
:^)

>>736816629
pretty much. your brain wasn't fully formed so it didn't function. just as when your brain disintigrates you will feel nothing.

>>736816684
Ppl used religion to Justify horrible things.

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> "Romans, hol up a minute! OP was just about to tell me how his suffering is horrible and he doesnt see the point in living.."

Go on my beloved. For i do all things for you and you alone, that you might belive on me and accept the salvation wich is offered to you in this life, of my Father.

>>736815504
stop trying to peddle your wares, you chinese gook cancer chaser. you're the equivalent of ambulance chasers.

>>736812115
i have some advice for you in the form of a short poem.

go to /x/,
and look for a necromancer,
to bring you back to life,
when you die of cancer.

>>736816635
Sure, Give me a min. I'll be posting under a different IP from my phone

I never considered suicide because of my mother, She would definitely kill herself too.

She was considering killing herself when she found out I was dying, My dad had to take her guns away from her.
>>736816693
Nice, My brother lives in warren. It's actually not that bad anymore

>>736816832
>>736816832
ew thats creepy. Are you supposes to take comfort in that?

>>736816847
no,

roses are red, violets are blue, your dieing of cancer, boohoo.

>>736816623
Aaaaahh
so Exodus 21 did it for you
isn't slavery wonderful.

>>736813369
Which one?

>>736812115
happy birthday ... anon

>>736813311
Dubs of faggotry.

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>>736816847
You just gave everyone in this thread cancer

>>736812115

I unironically believe the following

If the universe is infinite, the second you die, you will be reincarnated on Earth without perceiving any time to have elapsed.

We have no souls, all we are is a combination of atoms in an extraordinarily particular arrangement.

If that arrangement is met again, then your consciousness (which is nothing more than the combination of atoms in your brain at the moment of your death) will reappear elsewhere.

Who the fuck knows what your body will look like. All hat matters it that every element contributing to your consciousness (nervous system) is identical

>bro what are the odds of that happening

Who knows, one in septillion maybe? Doesn't matter, if the universe is infinite, then your faggot ass is going to exist for some time.

Those are my thoughts on the matter. I've had a few moments in my life where I came close to dying, and I will say that my faith in that theory waned the closer I got. But irrespective of your opinion on it, I am pretty confident that OP will be a faggot for quite a long fucking time.

>>736813801
> points out edgy
> is edgy
Doctor heal thyself.

>>736816762
That makes zero sense.

>>736812115
they spelled it marihuana

>>736815802
You need to go on the deepweb and buy some ecstasy and mushrooms and I'm a med grower not in Mi though. Maybe you could grow your own as a hobby? I could/will help you.

https://www.nature.com/news/psychedelic-compound-in-ecstasy-moves-closer-to-approval-to-treat-ptsd-1.21917

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/22/magazine/how-psychedelic-drugs-can-help-patients-face-death.html

>>736816908
Warren gets nicer, the further u get from 8 mile

>>736812115
> Pretends to be dying of cancer
> Wastes time on /b/
Fuck off already

>>736817051
the one you want to exist faggot.

>>736816635
Actually my phone is taking pics larger then 2mb and I don't feel like resizing them. Sorry It's not working.
>>736817146
That's how the state and gubberment spell it

>>736816847
Everyone hates you, but dont worry your head, because by your birthday, your gonna be dead.

>>736816681
ok fag ur 16 y/o and you think you've the world all setled down.

a 5.21 minute videos showing faggots representing a religion even tho they only represent their own greed.

Faggot :^) you will burn in hell with your fagotery

>>736815920
the Judeo-Christian god makes it very hard to see the Universes true divinity because the mind of god is unknowable. Hindus are probably closer.

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>>736813007

found the edgelord guise

>>736817116
I like this

>>736817116
You need to stop doing heroine

>>736812115
You need to start doing heroine

>>736817152
I don't want to risk spending my last few months in prison.

I've already not payed a window tint violation from January, Not sure if they can arrest me for that but I don't plan on paying it.
>>736817181
True, The further you drive down greenfield towards oakpark...The better it gets

Happy birthday /b/rother.
It's sad to see someone from this site dying.

Any wagers say that OP expires before his card does?

>>736816908
I dunno man if she saw you happy and in control like hey mom im taking my life into my own hands. In my head its like pull the bandaid off fast or slow. Its nice of you to think of your mom though, i hope she can work through her problems.

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>>736815883
I was just making an observational post with an appropriate picture for the moment.

Steel yourself you fool.

This is the underbelly of the net...

>>736816829
Yeah like crucifixion and the inquisition. Christianity is fucked. So if you buy all that shit, you may as well buy the Allah story too the similarities are shocking.

>>736817111
checked, and that was my intention, this is now a cancer mocking thread.

>>736817344
i'm 21 and have seen the middle east and pointlessness of religion firsthand. What have you done? Listen to feel good jesus peddlars?

>>736817264
People who don’t think cancer jokes are funny just don’t have any sense of tumor.

>>736817231
Fuc.

>>736816367
No the doctor kept him doped up on opiates, he fought for 17 years. I think in comparison you may be the bitch. OP is dealing with some shit that I wonder how you would? Everybody in this thread needs to appreciate how good they have it.

>>736817400
Thank you
>>736817415
lol'd.

I actually just sent in my renewal. The renewal is every 2 years no matter if your dying or not. I am glad this is my law renewal, Fucking 300 dollars every 2 years between paying a special doctor to look at a piece of paper and tell me I have cancer and paying the fucking state their cut.

>>736817461

Mines was better
>>736815733
>>736815220

>>736817353
they're full of shit too. it's all bullshit made up by people before they understood astronomy or anything really. They were all just stories to answer the kid's why questions when mommy didnt have a real answer.

>>736815040
Dude the Tears for Fears version is so much better.

>>736817457
Actually the similarities between major religions is crazy. You know the ancient Egyptians did that story way way way long before Christ with Horus. So since the Egytptians did all of it first wouldn't there story be the most believable?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus

>>736812115
Happy birthday anon. Keep moving forward my friend. I love you and hope today is good for you. Blaze it, as well!

>>736816186
>Yours?
yeah it is, because I'm cheap and have a green thumb. I want to go legal but I don't have a spare 250,000 dollars.

>>736816257
3edgy5me

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>>736816953
> Beloved, you speak as a man of years and hard wisdom. But betray your own heart. You do not know the truth in your spirit - that you are poor, and in pain, and naked, and dying, and vulnerable, and alone.

> I am the good sheperd. I call on the lambs that my Father has chosen for me, that i might lead them to the waters of life.

A child comes home from school, crying.

“What’s the matter?” asks the mother.

“I’ve got an F in maths.”

“Don’t worry, dear. You’ve got cancer.”

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>>736813007
007 is right, you will mean nothing in a month OP. Sad but true.

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>>736816598
I would respond intellegably but I don't get what you are trying to convey to me with your jibberish.

Here's a pic of a nig nog getting punched in the jaw.

>>736812115
YOU CAN DO IT CANCERBRO

YOU WILL SEE 30

>>736817725
Very very nice man!

Impressive! Fuck the government and getting their cut. If it helps you and you aren't hurting anyone, Who the fuck cares if It's illegal.

I would still use marijuana if it was not medically legal where I live. I don't believe I need the governments permission to use what I think is best for my symptoms and put what I want in my body

OP:Why don't you just heat that up in the microwave?

OP Grandma:I don't like using the microwave around you.

OP:Well, if you're worried about it giving me cancer, that ship has sailed.

>>736814601
>Not reading the actual advise to cure his cancer.
Roll over and give up mentality everyone want you to have.

>>736817851
I'm hoping.
>>736817886
lol'd

Maybe I should stop using condoms with hookers too

>>736816420
I did he did a blood test and told me if it was anything serious it would show

>>736817507
im dieing inside.....
but not as much as OP.

>>736817610
first one was funny but for the second one you should have said you were gonna pre order him something kek

OP ,just look into cases where they beat cancer with VITAMIN C massive doses. Lots of studies did and it beat it for most.

If you die it's because you're an uneducated faggot. Who the fuck dies of cancer in 2017? Get zika pussy.

>>736814601
https://www.cancertutor.com/dandelionroot/

Hey OP, mind sending your savings to me ? Thanks !

I'll make sure to invert it

>>736816572
The world will be better when HUMANS actually care about other HUMANS because they care. Not because they fear hell fire

>>736813178
lol rl cancer is not like movies cancer dumbass, OP probably pukes daily and you want him to party as if he was some college chad lmao

>>736818047
See another doctor.


Mistakes happen in every form of life, From ordering fast food to blood tests at labcorp.

You should see another doctor, I saw nearly 20 before I was convinced I was not going to live much longer and there was nothing anyone could do.

>>736818162
This + Vitamin C dosing through the fucking roof and you've beat it. Now fuck off.

>>736816572
Cant fear hell if i dont believe in it

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>>736812115
Be glad you're going to be gone before the world becomes even worse.

At the rate current things are going, America will be Venezuela in 10 years.

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>>736817779
Aw ya unzipped me doc! ive seen the light. Jesus pls gently caress my body oh yes. ya unzipped me twice! ;3

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>>736817874
I posted this earlier, and I think you should read it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/22/magazine/how-psychedelic-drugs-can-help-patients-face-death.html

>>736818203
I blame the Indians (dotheads) and the chinese...2 countries over 3 billion people, I mean who the fuck do they think they are?

>>736817779
Just kidding, I'm a full grown man and am capable of taking responsibility for myself and my actions And I already had a father I don't a spooky spectral one that watches everything I do. So I'm not really cut out for xtianity. sry

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> "Jews, hol' up a minute! I just remembered, it's Anonlambs BIRTHDAY today! And this lynching is too noisy and bloody for him, after all he has (shh.. Cancer)..."

> "Call it a day and try the crucifixion again tomorrow, Jews?"

>>736818215
This.
>>736818311
Most likely, Say goodbye to having a white race too.

Thank god I won't be around to see that shit
>>736818315
The problem is I don't know anyone who sells mushrooms, An I don't want to risk getting arrested growing them (also what if I die before they finish growing?).

Any chance you live in MI?

>>736815555
Can we now ignore the cuntishness of this post and recognise the Quads of truth? Like seriously how has this not been checked yet

>>736812115
I had a bunch of doctors all tell me some walter white YOU HAVE STAGE 4 TERMINAL LUNG CANCER THATIS INOPERABLE GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS, PAY THE CASHIER ON THE WAY OUT.

This was right before christmas 2014. January i get in with another doctor, do a biopsy, and find out the other doctors are full of shit, and i have sarcoid.


find more doctors.

>>736818426
bunch of cunts

>>736815461
That what newfags and redditors call the 4chan random board.

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>>736812505
lol what a faggot i hope you die today. thousands to millions of people have prepared for death in our history. you just assume everyone is a giant bitch like you and dies crying like the cunt you are. just end it now. do it fag

>>736818493
I'm honestly not sure your intentions or even half of the shit you have been saying.

But thanks, I guess?
>>736818547
I wish I could show you how many hundreds of thousands my parents have spent flying me to different doctors around the country, I've probably seen between 15-20 "specialists" in 3 states.


I'm not so lucky, That would be fucking sweet if I just went to the doctor one day to get a prescription refill and there like "oh yea...we mixed up your blood 20+ times, your good...you just have the flu and mono" lol

>>736815474
Did you know that a banana is a berry?

OP here,

I'm out guys. I'm going to go drink and burn my belongings then watch my neighbors set off fireworks tonight.

Probably won't post again, See you all on the metaphorical other side.


Live life to the fullest for me, An love any woman that loves you unconditionally and spend the rest of your life happy with her.

I wish I had that.
Goodbye everyone

>>736818847
So are tomatoes actually. Also pineapples are a bunch of berries combined together.

>>736819011
Make sure to post next birthday if you make it that far. Best wishes op, and happy birthday.

OP, tell me, what's something you've always wanted to do? Think deeply of this question, and then go and do it. If the end of your life is truly near, you should go do whatever you want. Bang some hookers, see the world, whatever.

>>736819077
If I am alive, I will post next birthday.

I promise.

>>736818783
yeah i feel you bro. but you never know, because you gotta remember that most of the "medical field" is staffed with sociopaths with god complexes, junkies, and utter incompetents. and the testing labs, my god they are monkeys building a time machine tier retards.


I'm wishing the best for you man, you already had it rough being from michigan and all. the state that gave us ICP, modern detroit, and kid rock.

>>736816257
>don't have the ability to feel empathy, sympathy, or any sort of regret.
Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you and maybe we can make it better.

>>736819011
So that's it then? you're just dead to the world now? You're 28 years old in the prime of your life and you've accepted death? I guess that is it then, you're a walking corpse. I'll think of you whenever I'm watching AMC's The Walking Dead every sunday night at 9 or 10 central time. Only on AMC telling only the best original stories on television.

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>>736819210
>walking dead
>best original stories

That's good for you OP. I hope you fucking die and suffer in a great amount of pain for the last few moments of your life.

>>736816373
What do you think the odds of even the simplest single cell organism being produced chemically from random interactions? 1 in a trillion*40,000? I'm dead serious, what is the probability?

>>736819152
OP, what type of cancer do you have? It's probably been posted, but I dont want to roll through it.

>>736819396
It's a good thing that's only a fraction of the times chemicals interacted, making it very likely indeed.

>>736819210
Kek

>>736819292
Yes at 9 pm eastern 10 pm central. Only on AMC. And don't forget to watch the show after the show with The Talking Dead with electrifying comedian Chris Hardwick. Only on AMC the best original stories on TV.

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>>736818783
>"Magdalene.. i was wrong about sacrificing myself for reconciliation between god and man. I can see in the future that Anon on 4chan writes that the universe is a computer simulation of some sort, and that suffering is meningless"

>>736813356
Good thing summer is here

>>736817385
>I've already not payed a window tint violation from January, Not sure if they can arrest me for that but I don't plan on paying it.
They will suspend your registration or license but not put you in a cell.

>>736819561
Jesus Christ was never actually proven to have existed in real life. People claim to have found documents of his existence but ALL of them have been proven as hoaxes.

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>>736815555
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

>>736819852
kek's
Deus Vult