I'm gonna put my dick in some girl's anus tonight for

Shit on your dick.

>>736809961
That depends in the size of your peni

>>736809961
a smelly dick

>>736809961
Show us your dick with a time stamp so we can evaluate....

>>736810015
/thread

>>736810015
She gonna clean her ass before.

>>736809961
To cum in like 30 seconds.

>>736810126
Why?

>>736809961
Lube. Use fucking lube. If not, her ass and your dick would hurt

>>736810252
It's tight, and once you get it in all the way, if you're an ass man like me, it's like rush just to know you're fucking her ass.

My gf has been asking me if I want to go inside her butt, but everytime i try it wont go in. its like pushing my dick against a brick wall.

>>736810364
That sounds hot. It's my first time but i think i'm an ass man

>>736810575
Finger her first and tell her to relax. If the girl is not relaxed the thing wont work.

>>736810583
Uhh? You think you're an ass man? Either you like ass or you like tits more...

>>736810575
Also, doggy is the best position for the first time.

>>736810750
Ass. Tbh i dont really care about tits

>>736809961

fun.

Fucking or fingering someone's ass kinda makes me feel like I dominate them. It feels really great and if she's one of those who enjoys it, makes it a lot better.
Also even if she cleans her asshole, shit might still end up there, so don't be surprised.

>>736810777
Is it gross at all? I dont want to wear a condom when I do it the 1st time.

>>736810906
I don't really have a problem with shit. I mean, i'm not into scat but, you're fucking her shitter. Of course theres gonna be shiiiiiieeet

>>736809961
The, literally, exact same feeling as if you were gay...

If you gonna try anal expect shit. Real life is not like the porns. Juat enjoy it!

>>736811085
Good. And you get to cum inside. I personally love anal. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Use lube, spit works well too. I usually finger the ass a little to stretch it out a bit so that it wouldn't hurt my dick when too tight.

>>736810777
Trips but no truth

Have her lay on her side so it's easier for her to relax her ass and lay behind her and ease it in until you can start thrusting more and more. Also lube

>>736809961
>what should i expect?
Your dick's gonna look like a nigger dick

>>736809961
Take your time, be very gentle at first, use lube. You'll have a blast

>>736809961
Gonna be completely honest with you. Of the girl is clean. It's nothing special at all. Depending on your size she might be hurt like mine was. Feels pretty much the same. Unless you are with a girl who is a complete slut with the giant puss. Then you might actually get to feel something tight. My girl was a virgin and she wanted to keep her virginity so I just fucked her ass. Puss was tight later though

Lube is the answer.

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>>736809961
Best orgasm I'm my hole fucking life!
My girl letting me do anal... Had me moaning like an overacting bitch in a porno.

Wear a condom and don't jack off 2 whole days prior. When I tried it with my ex we struggled like for a whole night she kept getting mad at me but it was hard to push it in >:| eventually it worked and it was amazing like so much pressure on the dick can hurt but it's nice overall.

OP here. She already fucked her ass with toys before. So... i dont think is gonna be hard. Right?,

>>736809961
expect some interesting smells

>>736809961
Anal sex isn't what it cracked up to be. You said she's cleaning out her ass which is good because if she doesn't there will be shit and it will be smelly. Aside from that the anus is usually too tight and chokes your dick. It doesn't really feel good. Also if she's never done analysis before it's going to hurt her your going to have to stop a bunch of times and it will get awckward. You will probably and abandon ship out of frustration.

>>736811714
oh and remember to jam your fingers in her pussy when fucking the ass. My Gf's pussy gets slopping wet when fucking the ass

>>736811714
You have to start slowly so she can relax properly. After that, if you have lube it'll be ok. Also if she's clean and you both don't have any STD you can creampie her ass, which is one of the best feelings ever

>>736809961
Hepatitis.

Oh, your gonna have your dick covered in feces too, you sick fuck. Why would you sodomize a woman when there is a vagina right there?

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>>736809961
A dick that tastes terrible

>>736812035
for you maybe

>>736811537

It's more fun without a condom, because you can give her a nice anal creampie.

Expect to be grossed out. Expect a peculiar odour, different from shit. Expect her to not like it, unless she is a total whore. Expect to find a glob of shit in your peehole.
Keep in mind, this isn't what bumholes are for, and life isn't a porno....
stick with the pussy, and be sensual and romantic

>>736809961
Shit

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>>736809961
AIDS

>>736812097
Normie

Since me and my gf tried anal is still our favorite. Its not for everyone tho

>>736809961
well...if you ask her if its gay while thrusting then i dont see why not

>>736814042
Kek

Careful OP.
I'm a veteran of anal Olympics.
Now I have prostatitis and a bacterial infection that has proven hard to get rid of.

>>736810843
Tits are the inferior front ass. Biologists believe humans developed exaggerated beasts because they emulated the ass, increasing their attractiveness having two asses.

>>736809961
Say hello to Mr Dookie if she hasn't had a shit beforehand.

>>736811178
clearly never fucked a dudes ass. they have noticeable differences.

>>736809961
Pussy is better fucking OP.
By all means tho, give the pooper a shot.

>>736809961
Her to ask for a reach around.

post her pics OP

Dirty anal with shit is best anal

>>736817526
This