Would /b/ take on the profession of a crime scene cleaner

I already have to clean up suicides and natural deaths for 18/hr.

>>736807136
where do you go to get this job?

>>736807136
yes, easily.

at the lab i work i chop turkey heads ( and other animals ), bones and organs.

lots of blood, gore and an awful carcass smell. i do it because the women i work with can't do it, and won't do it. i'm the guy that does the dirty jobs, the repairing jobs too.

women are useless, i am one of the few men there.

but yes, i would definitely do it. 24 bucks an hour, SIGN ME UP

>>736807136
No, but I'm fortunate and make $61/hr now. If I was still at my last job making $19/hr, I'd consider it

>>736807250
http://aftermath.atsondemand.com

>>736807349
and i'm only 21 years old.
40 hours a week, as a dutchie you get a retarded young adolescent wage. it's waaay lower than the normal wage you get at 23 and up.

but still, fucking awesome job. i can take the blood, smell and gore.

>>736807136
I make 27 an hour sitting at my desk, listening to music, and writing code. +unlimited free coffee and food (though I'm a skinny fuck on adderall, so I should probably get around to taking advantage of the free food deal)

>>736807435
24h call? lol cuck job

>>736807136
I did it in the military for way less.

my OCD demands $25

>Years of Experience: Up to 2 Years
How exactly would I get this experience? Do I have to kill some people? come on

>>736807478
where do you work?

Salary > hourly

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>>736807349
>>736807473

>>736807136
As a former policeman, that isn't enough money to clean up some of the crimescenes I've seen.

Like the old woman who died in bed with the electric blanket turned on, it was a week before anyone found her, she was basically a skin balloon full of soup. Another old guy died in the bath, when we tried to lift the body out, the flesh/meat just slid clean off the bone. It was a guys first day and he projectile vomited all over the corpse and the bathroom wall.

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>>736807670
You work for other programs and get experience in the field, be it an intern sort of thing or otherwise.

>>736807794
New guys in the corner, puking his guts out.

>>736807794
Do the clean up guys get masks and a clean suit? If so that's all good, just take a note from plague doctors and stuff herbs and shit in your mask.

>>736807851
Just actually read it.
>While prior experience in the biohazard industry is a benefit, it is not required.

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>>736807794
>when we tried to lift the body out, the flesh/meat just slid clean off the bone

>>736807794
>Like the old woman who died in bed with the electric blanket turned on, it was a week before anyone found her, she was basically a skin balloon full of soup. Another old guy died in the bath, when we tried to lift the body out, the flesh/meat just slid clean off the bone. It was a guys first day and he projectile vomited all over the corpse and the bathroom wall.

None of this happened. You're a fucking pathological liar. Electric blankets turn off after a while and cops don't move corpses.

The fuck is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need to lie and make stories to complete random people? The fuck? Kill yourself. Do it. Just do it.

>>736807933
>Do the clean up guys get masks and a clean suit?
This is what the job description says.
>The position is physically challenging as you may be required to move or lift objects like furniture to properly remediate the situation. All of our crime scene cleanup professionals are required to wear OSHA compliant personal protective equipment (PPE) during the course of cleanup to minimize exposure and protect against hazards that may cause injury.

>>736807427
What was your job? What do you do now?

>>736807349
>i do it because the women i work with can't do it, and won't do it. i'm the guy that does the dirty jobs, the repairing jobs too.

what happened to all this equality they bitch about?

>>736807933

You'd get a full Tyvek or similar suit, gloves, and a fitted respirator mask.

>>736807670
>How exactly would I get this experience? Do I have to kill some people? come on

just killing them won't do it, you have to clean up afterwards

Fucking weird that I have been watching a bunch of shit on this recently. This fucking one dude, Neil, forgot who he works with, is an ass. No respect for the deceased. Nah. I couldn't do this kind of work.

>131156184

>>736807989
>The fuck is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need to lie and make stories to complete random people? The fuck? Kill yourself. Do it. Just do it.

whatchu talking bout nigger. people don't lie on the internet

>>736808057
I ran a robotic manufacturing line for Shiloh Industries, a parts supplier for the automotive industry. Now I'm an en route air traffic controller for the FAA.

>>736808111

>respect for the deceased

lol what? Respect the memory of them, if they were respectable, but who gives a single fuck about a dead body? Do you think dead people get embarrassed or something?

>>736807989
This. Cleaning crews don't take the body out, you dumb shit. They get contracted afterward by private parties to clean what's left.

People lying on the Internet is dumb.

>>736807989
in the US perhaps..

I would honestly apply since the job I'm at isn't that great. I don't mind the travel at all since I actually enjoy it. The only thing stopping me from doing it is the lack of driving experience.

>tfw 24 year old virgin with no drivers license or experience

>>736808251
Timestamp?

>>736808333

Get a license man, driving is fantastic. Buy a shitty used car, and be free. I paid 700 bucks for my car 3 years ago and it still runs great.

>>736808105
>Underrated post.
I like how this guy thinks

>>736808103
Poor fucker

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$24 an hour to wash infected afrojuice off of walls and floors 40+ hours a week.

No thanks. Let the illegal beaners have this one. No offense on the use of the word beaners intended. It's now a well wishing phrase. Good luck to mexican jumping beans coming over the wall. Fly high beaner amigos.

>>736808408
I have the money for a car, that isn't a problem at all. The only thing is I have never ever been behind the wheel.

>>736808489

Are you scared of it or something? It's ridiculously easy. I'm sure there's a driver training program near you or something you can take.

>>736807136
I make 70k a year as a pvf salesman to sit on my ass.

>>736808552
Not scared, never needed to drive anywhere. I would always walk, bike, or use public transportation.

I should probably go over to my parents house and use my dad's old car.

>>736808257

Having empathy doesn't mean you're a pussy.
Apathy and indifference are one of the things wrong with the sheeple.

>>736807136
better than my current job

i work at a sewage treatment plant

it would be nice to not smell shit all day and not come home stinking of it in the summer heat.

but $24 an hour is a huge pay cut, so no i wouldnt

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>>736808349
I'm not sure how I could timestamp that...
They're hiring again in July, by the way. Anybody can apply off the street. I did.

>>736807763
Shouldn't really get into details. Government contractor, defense systems specifically. Current project is related to optics.

Nigger I'd do it for $5 an hour, gore doesn't bother me anymore

>>736808898
You guys make high powered scopes and shit for the military?

why do the most people die in the bathroom ?

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>>736808898
>>736807478

>>736807136
I know a guy does this In the UK, he says it's awesome, most of the time he says they don't use the specialist chemicals the Police expect. He says if cheap Aldi disinfectant for 50p will do it that's what they use. They get HUNDREDS of pounds per scene. He says it's a complete con.

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>>736808103
Sid?

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>>736807670
Job postings: the post
>looking for a dumbass to do this entry level job
>1-2 yrs experience minimum

>>736808835
Where is the link

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>>736809389
To the job posting? The announcement isn't open yet, but it will be on USAjobs.gov.

>>736808691
>Apathy and indifference are one of the things
>one

Muh math skills.

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>>736808061
>what happened to all this equality they bitch about?
They only want equality in the cushy sense of the word.

>"THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FEMALE CODERS, ENGINEERS, OR CEO'S!!!!!"
>The number of female waste management staff, landfill workers, steel workers, coal miners, oil well operators, smelters, automotive technicians, construction workers, and truckers is just fine as it is.

>>736807989
>Electric blankets turn off after a while
Any blanket Ive used turn off and on again in intervals to maintain temperature

>cops don't move corpses.

So you've single-handedly researched every single Police Force around the World to see what their duties entail? Bravo

>>736807989
Chicago Police reporting in.
We DO move corpses.
We DO take them to the Cook County Morgue.
Most of us become cigar smokers to block out the smell of human putrefaction. Also, a good percentage of the Vicks Vapor Rub sold in Chicago is purchased by us. We put it on our top lip before we enter an especially ripe situation.

>>736807136
Fuck yes i would as lomg as they paid for my cleaning supplies too

>>736811065
This I believe

>>736811065
chicago police? is black criminiality real, or is the white man holding them down?

>>736807989
I'm an emt in Alberta cops definitely move corpses

>>736811065
dodi.
This seems legit-er.

>>736811505
It's real. No one does a better job of killing black people than other black people. But don't take my word for it. You can look up our local news yourself and see.

>>736807250
They dont just hire fuckers off the street. You have to go through the coroner, which want you to have college courses in medical shit to even apply. Thats what I was told anyway

>>736809752
Unless you want to waste your time, don't do it. ATC is a brutally stressful job despite these nigs saying that they love it. Buuuuttt...if you're ready to wash out and settle for volunteer fireman instead, go for it. Also, ATC pays very well, IF you can make it.

>>736811696
do you ever secretly fantasize about shooting one? do you carry a throwaway gun or knife?

>>736811831
Are you ATC? Because I am. Training is stressful. The job once you're certified isn't. It is true that a lot wash out.

>>736811854
No. None of that shit. I just do my job, and go home in the morning. Just like you.

>>736807189
>have to
You mean get to?

Well, I pay my crews $36 to do this, so...

>>736807478
Google,Facebook?

>>736808463
Beaner here, we like to make that mess, not clean it, keep your job

maybe bonus if there's a body and it's hot i'd fuck it

>>736807989
>Another old guy died in the bath, when we tried to lift the body out, the flesh/meat just slid clean off the bone. It was a guys first day and he projectile vomited all over the corpse and the bathroom wall.
This actually happens more often then you think. Heart attack in a bath, literally becomes a putrefying soup of rotting flesh and entrails. Think microbial slow-cooked bone-in beef stew. The meat just falls off the bone.

https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/female-suicide-case-lots-pictures-very-graphic-40550/

>>736813147
Chicago Police again.
No such thing as a dead body that is "hot."

Or you could join a union and get paid way more...

>>736811065
i live a couple hours south, past kankakee, planning on moving up there for my wifes college. how hard is it to become a chicago cop? down here theyre literally advertising the job on billbosrds theyre so desperate for bodies.

>>736811696
fake news.

>>736813951
Well, you would be working for Rahm Emmanuel, who would throw any of us under the bus for any reason. Have you thought about applying for your local police/county sheriff where you are? Probably be a better deal.

>>736813951
CPD again. Also your local police dept. would give you an idea of what police work is like before you jump into the lake of fire that is CPD.

>>736811065
LE from California here. I can confirm this, especially the Vicks vapor rub part. It depends on the agency and their procedure. A while back the local law enforcement used to remove the bodies themselves, as of lately most agencies will hire a body removal company who transports them to a morgue.

>>736807136
Yes

>>736814461
>>736814172
ive thought about it, but gonna be moving north in a month or two, so its not really a super good time to invest in a job down here.

>>736814791
CPD here.
I suggest you try for fireman. If you're physically fit, and not illiterate, you should have no trouble getting on. Besides, everybody loves a fireman.

>>736815137
ive thought about emt. emotionally diatant and fucked up shit doesnt bother me, hence why ive no problems casually browsing a thread full of decomposing bodies. that sounds a lot more edgelord than i wanted it to..

>>736807989
I can tell you right now that Iv never seen a electro blanket that could turn itself off after a while.

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>>736807989
greetings new friend

>>736813736
Yeah says you.

>>736815647
Haha! You'll do just fine. My Lunchbreak is over. Back to patrolling the streets. Have good one, anon.

>>736807136
Oh hell yeah

That is better than my current job plus I like gore

>>736817163
What's your current job?

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>>736809752
>No older than 31 before application closes

This is an odd requirement, what's it for? Are they worried you'll be too old to understand computers, or they don't want to waste time on someone who won't be around for at least 30 years?