Ancient memes thread. Post memes that have been lost to history, even memes that had dated since the earliest of the internet, or even old /b/ trends some oldfags still remember
>>736787884
this used to be the shit
>>736787884
If the joke is that people don't know what the hell antioxidants are then rage
>>736787729
trolls live under bridges
>OP was eaten by a grue
She's cute, that's why she's called transcendentalism-chan-chan!
The russians were really nice to children and women in germany.
Children got chocolate and the women got pregnant..
>>736788092
zork
>>736787729
>>736787729
one of my personal fav
>>736787729
does it feed?
got milk?
^fgsfds
>>736787729
member?
>>736787729
>>736789110
>>736787729
candlejack was a grea
>>736787729
>>736787729
com
ITTY BITTY BABY
>>736787729
bo
>>736789289
>>736789311
Havent seen that in a long time
great times
>>736789327
itty biddy boat
I don't believe it.
>>736789379
I don't believe it
>>736789368
he was anhero
>>736789404
DOWN HERE THEY ALL FLOAT
Habeeb it!
>>736789404
>>736789387
HABEEB IT
>>736789437
TWINKIE HOUSE!
>>736789437
twinkiehouse
>>736789465
Pwned!
You've lost THE GAME.
Do at barrel roll.
Thank you Margaret Sanger. Americas first line of crime fighting.
>>736789888
>>736789844
>>736789788
nice gets
i accidentally the whole bottle
>>736787729
Chin chan
>>736789387
>>736789404
Hivemind
>>736788967
>>736789327
>>736789333
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Old as the internets
>>736790899
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Kek https://youtu.be/v9cLR7FHon4
Couldn't find the non 7chan version. But remember when pedobear had pals?
This place is filthy! Let's clean it up! This post brought to you by Dial soap!
been faithful since '06 myself
>>736791566
>>736789788
back when /b/ was able to differ between black men and nigger
sadly, being racist for the edginess has taken over
>>736791535
Wow porn threads in 07. I guess /b/ really has always been shit.
What do you guys think of my fingerbox?
>>736789844
If I see that fucking cat one more time...
>>736789110
I member!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I
>>736791690
MODSMODSMODMSDMSODMSDS
>>736791652
Trolling or raiding /b/ has always been pissing in an ocean of piss. It's never been good. Even in the Epic Fail Guy years. Hell the Boxxy era pushed me out for like 8 months.
>>736787729
southern fags will get this
>lurk moar faggot
I dont see anyone posting this anymore
>>736791909
ain't that the truf.
Also
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>>736791909
Then maybe you should lurk moar
SUP BITCHEZ
potato guns
wew
good thread OP. too bad all posters are faggots who think ancient is 2010
Here's some trolling from the 70s
https://youtu.be/vJVzd74buqc
member when you couldn't browse /b/ without having to disable songs like this with every refresh?
Or turn off your speakers and sit in silence and shitpost like the real fucking loser you were...
>>736791654
you too?
I thought this was only a thing in my town
Guy who's been carrying the thread here. I'm tapped, I think. But the lesson here is: /b/ was never good, but it always gets worse.
>>736792285
Wow, 1970's memes
This guy would have been the biggest 4chan meme of the 90s.
#ComfyAutism
>>736787729
Oldest meme, bet.
>Unscrew your pommel and end your opponent rightly.
Old in the context that it was in a 1600s judicial duel manual.
>>736791617
>sadly, /pol/ has taken over
fixed.
>>736789788
that Chen image was me, good thread it was
>>736791617
I still do differentiate.
>>736794332
What's left of /b/ went to /pol/, goyim.
You just weren't here to see the movement. Probably, and I'm guessing here, too young.
>>736787729
Here.
More ancient than this...
>>736794534
nice alternative chan history you got there, poltard
no original /b/tard would care for the shithole of bots and propaganda /pol/ has become
this was once a liberal haven, /pol/ is just a shitshow of authoritarianism
>>736794639
This. Anybody that thinks /pol/ is nu-/b/ is part of the problem. They didn't know what made /b/ less shit
>>736794639
>this was once a liberal haven
It would be better off as a socialist haven tbh
>>736794639
>>736794639
>>736794639
If by liberal you mean the constant pedo threads in /b/ then yes it was.
Otherwise, no, it was never a "liberal haven". GNAA, weev, refugees from SA, etc.
>>736795168
you must be american
your weird definition "liberal" betrays you
old /b/ was the most liberal site of its time and that's why it grew and fell
>>736791617
>2015
>"back when /b/"
>>736791690
Sick fuck
shoe on head
>>736792583
wait what others got these too? i got mine from my grandfather who slept away 3 years ago
>>736794534
>>736794639
>>736795048
>>736795129
>>736795168
>>736795284
So what happened to the old /b/ members where did they go? I heard they had disperesed among areas like /pol/ and infinite chan from other old fags. Mainly after this place had become even more shit or something.
>>736789788
Made me crie
Why can't we do more nice things
>>736794397
That'll do pig that'll do
>>736796457
no idea. there's a lack of intelligent individualists wherever i look.
maybe they grew up and got kids.
>>736791777
If no one will check these trips, I'll check them myself.
>>736796457
A lot more than we'd like to admit grew out of it, but I think there was a lot of dispersement to other boards as people grew up. I myself moved to /fit/ and /ck/
/b/ was a place for bored degenerates who had nothing to offer but their time to content. We were all kind of growing up together in the one place we could talk where people were free of any judgement except "mind you're own fucking business". Now that we are older and more sorted out into our beliefs, we can discuss more real-world shit. Unfortunately I think many of the people that couldn't grow out and into the real world succumbed to the red /pol/ because they needed the simple worldview that radical dumbshits can provide.
>>736792667
First time I saw this I was coming up on acid it was horrific
anyone remember?
>>736797773
>>736797143
well said. sounds about right.
i miss that hidden community of reasonable discourse. there were at most times about 5 really smart people in any thread, you just had to use the right words to turn things glorious.
I give you: AAIIIRRR!! A forced meme from 2005.
In the old days, a forced-meme lasted maybe 3 or 4 days, and did not continue on. Now, though, they become "proper" memes almost instantly and last for months/years.
>>736797973
I still read this over again from time to time.
>>736798031
Post cap if you have it
>>736790271
One of the my old favourite
>>736798073
it's over 300 pages long. Ain't nobody got time for that
definitely needs moar desu
>>736791041
>the non7chan version
I am literally looking in the folder where it would be and I don't fucking have it. I COULD'VE SWORN. Jesus, that hurts. I really wanted to help you out.
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself “The Holder of the End”. Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud “I’m just passing through, I wish to talk.” If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don’t stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you’ve escaped succesfully.
If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. “What happens when they all come together?”
The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person’s hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
Your death will be in that room, by that person’s hands.
That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together.
>>736798073
https://jumpshare.com/v/a3nSMv9K3JS4JpHP40jj?b=w7gxxjwBiNyyAWPT4lUT
>>736798440
is this another copypasta?
>>736787729
>>736796989
>>736797143
That's a damn shame well I mean like good for them I guess starting families and all but must sucks that this place changed so much. Sounds like it was pretty great back then. I'm a newfag that showed up around 2016 thanks to hearing about this place on funny junk and then from a friend who browsed infinity chan. Once I joined I was honestly so amazed by this place for its humor and all the boards having so many different content I honestly didn't know what to expect. (>The only actual online experience I ever had was Facebook that my cousin made for me and I honestly found it so boring) I wish I could have seen this place back then, if only I knew... I envy you old fags you all got to live through some wonderful history.
Yeah that's what I more or less made out of the the /pol/acks. Basically refugees looking for a new home after what happend on here years ago. It's funny that you mention it I'm actually on /pol/ most of the time even if I don't believe in all their beliefs I stick around cause it's the only real online community I know(>also I'm not even white but I enjoy conspiracy theories) But yeah thanks for the explanation I always love to hear about the chans histories.
>>736797894
I'm always pleasantly surprised by it. As much as I hate the term, there's a lot of virtue signalling to call in specific people. It's gotten to the point where I can recognize like 90% of the time where and when a thread will derail into one frothing fandom or another, /pol/ included.
Also, when you do find those people I honestly think their content has gotten better.
>>736797931
"Oh shit here comes dat boi" was the tangible death of good memes
someone screencap this thread
>>736798440
>imblyign there are only 538 mental institutions in the world
>>736798818
Yeah. There was a whole series of them way back. I remember I enjoyed them back in like 2008.
>>736799143
Same anon: See this site - http://theholders.org/
>>736798911
>The only actual online experience I ever had was Facebook
that is horrifying
Whoah guise i found this new meme XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>736797973
Son of a bitch. I made a script to check threads every 10 min and text me when a new Tasha story was posted. Fucking epic.
>>736797973
this was a fucking novel
i didnt read it
>>736797826
Wait, what is this?!! This sounds like a great story.
>>736797826
haha classic
>>736798935
>dat boi
thanks for reminding me
for fucks sake
>>736799608
I think he settl;ed down to 9:00pm GMT every sunday
>>736789110
The consequence will never be the same !!!!
>>736799708
In one go it's daunting, but reading in episodes was fun
BAH
>>736798911
The number one issue 4can faces is people injecting their own billshit where it doesn't belong.
That's why the site has stratified into so many boards. The largest two examples were /mlp/ and /pol/, and /mlp/ was a better example. You can probably replace mlp with white nationalism for this:
1. Mlp comes out and people get super obsessed with it out of nowhere
2. For some reason autists gravitate to it like moths to flame
3. They start posting it everywhere, all the fucking time even when it has nothing to do with the thread or board
4. Mods get sick of their shit and come down hard with the banhammer
5. Being gigantic autists, they have nothing better to do so they ban evade and shitpost even harder, but now with a persecution complex from being targeted
6. All the while, /b/ and other boards become the battleground for their autism, and they shout down everybody who calls them fags and tell them to fuck off
7. Finally moot gives up and gives them their own containment board to shut them the fuck up
8. That makes all the mild shitposters who just wanted a sage space disappear, and the remaining hyper shitposters can be more easily targeted
The only danger is that groupthink means theyre weaponsizing eachother's autism so when they do come back out to post on other boards they've gotten even worse
>>736799021
What about it
>>736788032
I remember Killroy, but then again.. I was born in '75.
I'm as archaic as him.
>>736800457
Killroy I believe was made in WW2
>>736799538
It honestly was. You see my cousin had originally made a Facebook for me so that I could keep in touch with my friends after I had graduated highschool but growing up I had never learned talk to people online or in the real world so the most I could ever do for those two fucking years was make small talk and give fucking likes to others I barely knew. (Probably added me out of pity) I mean shit man I never even got to play wow or anything.
>>736800009
9 off
>>736800276
all of it
>>736800246
Wew lad, i think you need to chill down a notch.
>>736791041
What is slowpoke a reference to..?
>>736800932
you've still got a decade or so until the internet will die from the chokehold of big corp
learn, lurk, explore
all faggotry aside, redidit is probably a good place to spread your wings, just don't stick to one place, keep moving
the slow boards on here are also worth using
>>736800882
Some funny stuff about Kilroy:
Kilroy became the U.S. super-GI who had always "already been" wherever GIs went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places imaginable (it is said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arch De Triumphe, and even scrawled in the dust on the moon.)
And as the war went on, the legend grew. Underwater demolition teams routinely sneaked ashore on Japanese-held islands in the Pacific to map the terrain for the coming invasions by U.S. troops (and thus, presumably, were the first GIs there). On one occasion, however, they reported seeing enemy troops painting over the Kilroy logo! In 1945, an outhouse was built for the exclusive use of Roosvelt, Stalin, and Churchill at the Potsdam conference. The first person inside was Stalin, who emerged and asked his aide (in Russian), "Who is Kilroy?."
http://www.skylighters.org/encyclopedia/kilroy.html
>>736798864
Wut?
Why glorify this behavior?
Surprised we don't have that one.
Not old enough for you?
>>736801231
Case in point
>>736797973
>Greatest wincest ever told
>not Column's crusade
shit taste
>>736798864
*silent sob*
>>736788904
sorely missed. but his music stuff is damn good.
Bonsai Kitten.
asl
>>736798459
>https://jumpshare.com/v/a3nSMv9K3JS4JpHP40jj?b=w7gxxjwBiNyyAWPT4lUT
Three
Hundred
And
Seven
Pages
O__________________o
>>736791906
Why? Do you think those products are unavailable up north or something?
>>736803238
the combination is not a meme up north.... fucking carpetbagger
>>736791906
Real southern treat, peanuts in a bottle of coke
>>736799708
You are missing out on the greatest tale every told on /b/
>>736794612
>>736789543
I miss EFG
>>736791617
Newfag get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736804429
>>736801891
iirc it was some form of inspector who made the original logo as a shorthand for "this was ispected by me".
The logo wasnt always cleaned, so it was odd to see that on your boat before it ever left the dock, so probably hit a feels with some of the forward troops, and started using it
>>736788967
Cracky chan?
Old school
This has cropped up in atleast 2 continents, if not more.
Methods of hand prints, with evidence of it bein taught over generations, in addition to depictions o animals, with the canvas being caves.
>>736806081
Forgot to add, this was a time long before wireless comms, airplanes, cars, horse drawn carriages, rickshaws, paved roads, or paper.
>>736791654
>>736792583
>>736796414
These fidget spinning faggots dont even know about the fingerbox fam
>>736788032
Perfect response.
Candlejack not posted? fucking newfa
>>736789788
Fuck me this hit me with the feels af.
And just where the fuck is EFG?
Shame on you fucks...
>>736789543
Nobody cared who he was before he put on the mask
Hola ninas!
>nobody has posted the eldrich god meme
How young are you people?
And just to think, 4chan is now too old for pedo bear
>>736791497
GIRUGAMESH
>>736807579
What was the attraction o stussy?
>>736806807
bit of a newfag, but whats candlej
when i started coming on chan this was popular
>>736807979
Hey! you found the chink in my armor!
>>736790610
>>736796414
here's my V-980. Hunted all over the state for the seller. completely worth it too. My collection is all the better with it.
>>736790967
>>736789235
thank you for doing candlejack prope
>>736807633
That meme is older than Stussy
>>736791041
>>736791690
>>736791617
dude, this was 2 years ago
best troll ever
Probably the proto pepe
>>736795168
what's SA?
>>736809031
KoSA.
>>736809070
nice feet
>>736791617
...or how about those bygone days when /b was not full of niggers and faggots?
>>736797807
The unaired episode about that is pretty funny. Mostly cuz it never got finished or censored.
>>736809397
EN.
>>736794301
clonk em' in the fucking head with that pommel nigga
>>736798864
:*(
Man I've been here forever.
>>736808625
holy shit i remember this. it's that british anti-scammer
>>736810083
>colored squares
Totally forgot about that one.
>>736790329
Pretty sure I've seen her here in Germany
>>736787729
4chan's biggest meme was when it died.
>>736787883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRnWYVmIT4&feature=youtu.be&t=229
>>736791617
You mean Roody-poos
>>736803088
this brings back all the right feelings
>>736803088
I had a gf who cried and thought this was real.
She was 24.
>>736799912
HOHO OHH YEAH, CLASSIC, so bad his dead now
YTMND
>>736810338
>>736804470
You bitch
im surprised no old gore has been posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
this <3
>>736787884
I'm so /a/utistic that I read that right to left
>>736789110
YA DUN GOOFED
>>736810277
it was the epic bread of its day.
http://pdf.textfiles.com/books/thepowerbook.pdf
>>736810537
woah i didn't know she was meme
>>736789788
What is this gay shit holy fuck this board is truly dead
>>736811189
>>736811677
>implying /b/ didn't have a soft side
>>736789333
This is the first image I saved from 4chan
>>736789788
FUCK WE FORGOT JULIUS BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR!!!!! FUCK US
>>736801701
This guy gets it.
>>736798318
finally
>>736789788
Didn't /b/ send some old guy like 1000 birthday cards way back in the day? And his came on here and asked people to stop calling amd wishing him happy birthday.
>>736791654
>>736792583
>>736796414
My most prized possesion
>>736812133
>And his came on here
I love when people come on /b/.
>>736792914
Newfag
>>736811144
dat tramp stamp lol.
>>736787729
oh shit kilroy was here was such a successful meme, getting the military to send out spies to find a spy named kilroy when it was just fucking memers with a paint can
game
>>736787884
lemme tell you why this isn't funny. this isn't funny because the only non organic thing humans consume is salt.
>>736789110
GOOOOOOFED
>>736790463
FUCK no anime titties what have you done
>>736813080
Potassium, magnesium, zinc, iron.
All of these things are in our food and we consume them.
>>736811438
This
>>736811227
The glorious time when the admin had it enabled as background sound for like a couple of days...