Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>not liking Galko
Degenerate trash needs to die.
>>736785461
Nice hair
>>736784605
Kill urselve my loo
20 minutes. 2 posters. What the shit /waifu/.
>>736785758
flip
>>736785969
flap
>>736785655
Fixing to go to bed mate
>>736786100
Gosh dern murikanz.
>>736786154
MURIKA FUCK YEAH
Good night mate
>>736785632
Hi Sachi. What's up?
>>736785632
What's a my loo
I have this thing called weekend off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfqI6faozLU
>boops the thread
>>736787947
Welcome to my life rn
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>>736787947
>>736788051
Whats your life like rn?
Sampling is great, can't say I like mashups as much but that sounded alright and has tons of memetic value.
>>736788063
Handholding threesome.
>>736788191
Weekends off, soon to be shortass shifts because the days are quiet on campus. GARticuno tends to make more meme songs than regular ones.
>>736788191
It's like 6:20 AM and I haven't slept. Going to try to sleep right now I guess. Talk to you later maybe though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaPECzXKvgU
>>736788449
I have a weekend off once a month and before it I gotta do 7 days in.
Things are a bit weird at the supermarket because of the heat wave in Portugal, it's almost deserted from mid day to 9pm and otherwise it's full of people.
>>736788514
kek, that was adorable, really nice work from the seyuus too.
Sleep good lil niBBa.
>>736788727
And we're in the middle of winter here. Only busy day is Wednesdays. Its pretty bad.
https://youtu.be/x16BL9VG0k8
>>736788514
yuyu o:
>>736787952
>raises u a bonk
>>736789186
It is summer, retard
If its only busy on Wednesday, that's good
>>736789237
Bonks arent boops. Bonks are the lesser form of boops.
>>736789603
Boops are for nerds. Last time I booked I got a nosebleed
>>736789693
You cant handle the boop.
>>736789986
Bonks > boops
>>736789186
I unironically love these and it's been a good while since I watched one. Nee-san makes it all even better.
>>736790167
Its a great, funny series. Though my favourite is YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>736790142
Naw. If booping gives you a nosebleed and bonking is just right, you cannot handle the power of boop.
>>736790512
How do I cook a chicken breast in a pan, O Great Chef Rory?
>>736790788
By cutting it thin.
>>736791013
Never mind, I'm making Shake n Bake
>>736791206
Still feeling bad?
>>736791272
Always did
>>736791303
Fair enough. Got any plans?
>>736791322
None. As always
>>736791442
What do you have around? Jobs, school, anything?
>>736791322
OK, I'll admit that Rory looks cute in that ONE pic
>>736791484
Jobless and now I'm schoolless
>>736791546
You should really look for a job. Keep yourself occupied.
>>736791528
Literally just before she punches him in the face.
>>736791597
I am looking
https://youtu.be/BCmQN6nZz14
>>736784265
Hana all the way
>>736791715
Thats good at least. How many places have you walked into and put resumes into?
>>736791868
I apply online. I'm being too picky with my resume, i think
>>736784265
Is she from Gate?
>>736791919
You cant really afford to be. Just apply for anything and everything to get your foot in the door.
>>736791978
Yep.
>>736792055
I meant what i put on my resume. It feels insufficient in the extreme
>>736792055
Our waifus anime came out the same season uwu
>>736791774
>>736792169
Oh. You put all your previous work experience, all your previous schooling, a few character references (people who you have worked under / taught you and liked you) and some short blurb about how you want to be the best at everything you do.
>>736792241
Faggot told me the same thing :thinking_face:
>>736792434
I just really like that meme. I'm not too much into traps myself.
>>736792550
I prefer cross dressing boys
>>736792327
I just feel like everything i put isn't enough
>>736792677
I know its hard, I've been there before. You need to get out and do it in shops directly. Just walk in, ask if they are hiring, look for signs that people are hiring.
>>736792550
Who's gay now uwu
>>736792769
I don't actually know where the places are. They aren't well known around here
>>736792953
Do you live near or in a city? Go for a wander with a bunch of printed resumes.
>>736793230
Its about 20 minutes to get to the city for me. Well, "city" the actually city is more like an hour
>>736793477
Go for the 20 minutes one. Look around for any place thats hiring. Im sure that someone over there is looking for people who can do things. Doesn't matter what, as long as you can get your foot in a job, and do a good job. Then you can look for higher places, higher positions.
good morning
>Yui liberated and claimed
>>736794102
Good afternoon
>>736793665
I would like to be able to get a job in my field of study
>>736794320
What field is that?
>>736794383
IT, essentially
>>736794153
good night
>>736795636
Are you going back to bed?
>>736794435
As far as I know, IT is hard to get in to unless you know someone already in it. I would suggest get a menial job, just something casual, while looking. It will provide an income and something to put on your resume as well.
>>736786935
>what's a my loo
found the Indian
Claiming best girl.
Morning..
>>736797384
Afternoon
>>736795936
I wish I could, but i'm already up, so there's no sense in going back to sleep
claimed
>>736798098
Sleep is good though
Claiming Virgo
>back to lurks i go
>>736798217
I suppose you're right.
The thread may as well be asleep too, nothing really happens until later on anyway.
Sleep is shit
>>736799786
Where are you from?
>>736799829
Stop eating junk food
When are the threads even remotely active anymore? They rarely ever seem to be anymore
>>736800552
Its saturday and everyone is sleeping in or hanging out with friends.
>>736800418
I'm not
>>736800552
/waifu/'s dead
>>736800652
Then why is your sleep shit?
>>736800703
It's always been shit
>>736800645
I'm on every day, doesn't seem much different idk. Oh well
>>736800687
I hope it actually dies
>>736800552
They pick up around 12:00 pm, usually get active around 5:00 pm, and stay active until around 11:00 pm
>>736800842
I'll keep an eye out, a rug a to goxuiamdiau
>>736800721
"Why"
>>736800969
If I knew why, then I could solve the problem. The only real junk food I eat, is one bowl of potato chips a day
>>736800747
You can make it die
>>736800926
but recently the mods have been deleting threads, so some people might be staying away, so there's that to keep in mind too
>>736801009
You eat an entire bowl of potato chips every day?
>>736801052
How?
>>736801134
Do these threads break the rules?
>>736801248
It's not a very large bowl
>>736801281
Yes
>>736801307
Then I guess they should not exist
>>736801307
When do you eat throughout the day?
"When" not "What"
>>736801397
Breakfast around 8-9
Lunch around 11:30-1
Supper around 17:00 -18:00
And when I eat a small bowl of chips, it's around 20:00-21:00
Sleep around 00:00
>>736801281
apparently it's global rule 13 that makes the mods delete these threads, because GR13 prohibits the use of avatars/signatures on your posts. It doesn't make much sense to ban signatures, since tripcodes are a thing, and although we post pics of our waifus, we aren't using them as avatars. despite that, we still generally know who each other is based on the pics we attach to our posts.
so if you get banned for posting in these threads, the reason for your ban will probably read "replying to an avatar circlejerk".
TL;DR: these threads break a completely nonsense global rule, so yes.
>>736801516
You eat too much. Try to stop eating 4hrs before bedtime.
>>736801648
I don't eat chips every day anyway. Even on the days I don't eat after supper, I still sleep bad
>>736801738
Do you own a cellphone?
>>736801860
Yes. I don't use it in bed
>>736801887
When do you stop using it?
>>736801948
Depends when I poop. Usually around 1900
Either way, that wouldn't have affected my sleep when I didn't have a cell phone
>>736802164
I see. Do you take mid day naps?
>>736802217
Not really. Only when it's absolutely necessary
>>736802253
Do you drink coffee or soda?
>>736802319
One small soda a day
>>736802359
When do you drink that soda? And do you drink tea?
>>736802389
Usually with my chips
I don't drink tea unless I need to. Though, I've been meaning to try chamomile
>>736802471
Gross. Anyway I'm a medical doctor so please excuse all the questions. Do you drink 8 cups of water a day?
>one cup every two hours
>>736802559
Occasionally more. Depends on the day
>>736802616
There's a trick to every beverage you drink. How do you normally drink something?
>>736802761
With my mouth. If the water is too cold I usually hold it in my mouth a few seconds
>>736802833
Do you take multiple sips at a time or do you go slow?
>>736802954
Generally pretty slow. I'm not in a rush to drink
>>736797332
designated shitposting street uwu
>>736803002
Alright lets move on to the next set of questions. Do you exercise for an hour every day? It could be walking or biking from home to school and back.
>don't mind the imgs im trying to make the thread go faster
>>736803282
I usually go for a walk. Depends on the day
How many questions do you intend to ask?
>>736803325
How far do you walk? How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
I'm going to ask you a lot of questions until we figure out what's wrong with your sleep patterns. We could be here for a while, or until I get called away.
>>736803441
I dunno. Until I turn around
183cm, 69kg
That sounds like a lot of effort
>>736803519
I would like you to be a teeny-tiny bit more specific with your answers, or we can talk about something else that's bothering you if you want.
>>736792610
This picture is nice and creepy.
>>736803698
Rate my lunch