Ok /b/ it's been a good while since we had a game Time

>>736778145
Fashion and Dawn a bed sheet toga

i go and seduce the my cat named skittles

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Go back to sleep

masturbate to traps

bump
where you at OP?

ctrl w

>>736780410

how to be a /b/ro 101

Turn into a woman

>>736779088
Critical success bump here

>>736778145
you fuckin dead OP?

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>>736780410
>You sit down at your laptop open up the Hub and begin your fap to various traps. Time is 9am and the busyness of the outside world is picking up you look out the window and wonder what is the meaning of life If but not to fap the traps

>>736782157
naw long cap

>>736782164
go to a coffee shop with the laptop and finish there

decide fapping to traps is really just an escape, you decide your going to actually escape this world. You begin contemplating ways to die.

Look for money around the house

Check Wallets contents

>>736782288
>double even dubs

Walk outside naked with a massive erection

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>>736782164
>You put on your clothes and grab your phone then you're out the door. It's a short walk to the Starbucks down the street. You take a seat next to a nice elderly couple and pull out your phone. Your internet history is already pre-loaded with an assortment of traps. *Ziiiiiiiiip* and you whip it out. Your rock hard and you stroke vigorously. The elderly couple in an assortment of people stare on as you fap. The time is 10am and the police have been called

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>>736782770

Hop on tinder and look for traps

>>736782770
Finish on the couple

Rape Elderly Couple

Flash the m-19 and threat them

>>736782866
fuck yeah

>>736782895
Then lick them

>>736782866
Ahahaha, I got even dubbs

>>736782866
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard

>>736782886
This guy got it too; finished on then raped, lmao

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>>736782950

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>>736782710
>You remove your clothes and walk outside with erection still at full mass. The cops approach “ Hands on your head”. You place your hands on your head just not the one they are expecting. The time is 11am guns are drawn

>>736783075
Awe, Cock tease with dubs.

finish on the cops.

"I surrender " whyle i full blast trap hentai on the phone

>>736783075
Rush the cops, using your hard-on as a jousting spear

>>736783180
Damn that was quick

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>>736782866
Stroke 1 stroke 2 you approach the cop and let loose. You are reminded of JFK except now there is only white mist. the time is 12pm You are cuffed in the squad car

I cum on them

>>736783261
I have nothing to do is fucking 4am

>>736783330
Try the door and see if it's locked

>>736783389
Oh shit, odd dubbs; rip lads

>>736783389
Nice

>>736783414
Are you retarded?

>>736783330
Magic houdini shit escape from the car

>>736783475
>Dubs odd critical failure

Cum on the door

You can fap without touching

>>736783330
Finger your asshole till you climax again

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>>736783180
>Your surrender was quick but as you tried to reach for your phone you were firmly smacked. the time is 1pm you have been placed in jail

>>736778145
Kill myself

>>736783540

THERE ARE NO DUBS HERE

>>736783389

>>736783540
>thats not how dubs work

>8813 not dubs
>8822 dubs
its literally the last two numbers

>>736783330
Break free and attack the cops

Our character forgot that he is not in the internet anymore

>>/B/

>>736783624
pull some houdini shit and escape

>>736783624
Try to choke a guard out as he walks past the cell

>>736783717
Shinanigans fam

Cum on the jail bars

find the biggest guy and suck his dick

>>736783777
what do odd trips mean OP?

>>736783777
I want to die >/b/ros

>>736783851
Five bucks says it's critical x2 failure, or Ultra Failure

join the ayrian brother hood

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>you are being anally prodded

>>736784000
>Welp

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You are telling me that our character won't cum ?

>This thread

>>736783934
yeah probably

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>>736783777
>He would jaculate on the jail bars as one of the cops walked pass. He takes severe offense, A group of 5 cops enters the sale and begin to beat the hell out of you as if you were a black guy walking in a white Neighborhood. The time is 2 pm you have been moved to Intensive care

Effect: Severe damage

Call your mom and call her a whore for not raising you better

>>736784100
Damn, fast

>>736784100
Op do itttttt

>>736778145
Suicide

>>736784100
it's raining even dubs here, jesus christ

>>736778145
Masturbate furiuosly

Chop wood

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And cum on the phone afterwards

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>>736784000
>A man enters your Intensive care room. He has a heavy southern accent, and he tells you “ look here son I've heard you been a bad boy. I can fix that... you know what they used to call me back at the ranch... the breeding bull.” Strangely you feel euphoria. The time is 3pm you have been discharged and move back to jail.

Effect: moderate damage
Effect : Ass pain

>>736784366
Ohh fuck

Rape the slave owner

>>736784404
find the biggest, baddest guy and kick his ass to establish dominance

>>736784366
Dude better start chopping

>>736784420
>>736784485
Oh nice , the force is with me

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>>736784366

>>736784530
Calm down with your zeroes my guy

Jam fingers into own eyes blinding self

>>736784586
Kek

>>736784610
Sorry I just came in my spaghetti for accident

>>736784404
Begin to sexually identify as Phoenix Wright in a bikini.

hunt for waifus in the forest

chop more wood

>>736784774
Then cum on them

>>736784100
>Time for your 1 call the jailer says *beep beep boop* it’s mom “Fuck you! You fuck whore this is all your fult im in jail cus of all the porn you let me watch you bitch.” “Sorry honey I'll bail you out right now”. The time is 4pm mom pays 4,500 to get you out.

Effect: moderate damage

use family to smuggle druges in to prision to become king pin

>>736784820
Grab moms tits

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>>736784366
>Chops wood... keeps axe. the time is 5pm you are home once more

catch fish

>>736785051
Find mom hit her with axe

set fire to wood

Cum on mum

>>736785116
Set fire to house

stick axe handle up ass

chop more wood

go to middle east and 9/11 some goat fuckers

>>736785051
Find mom, shove ass handle up her ass while blasting x gon give it to ya

watch wheel of fortune

>>736785190
Top kek