Board Thread. Get in here anons who can't sleep / have nothing

I'll start it off by posting a greentext about my freshman year of college

>>736770206
>https://mega.nz/#!ZZhwWAbA!-LZzPQW0E8g2R3wqIRga30hB0EsiNLWs88bKkwM3YkE
or just fap, hers a dropbox link

>>736770271
>first month of college, going in nerdy virgin who never drank or did drugs
>2nd night I saw smashed at a frat party with some friends
>within a month I took edibles twice and tripped acid
>expected college to be fun
>roommate was OK, not very friendly but respectful
>over a month or so I realize classes are stupid bullshit
>gradually begin to hang out with friends less and less
>About halfway through the year I end up just playing video games in my dorm all day, barely talk to friends, and keep classwork minimal

>>736770503
>I go home Christmas break, realize I don't like college but have nothing else to do
>go back to college
>for the 2nd semester I meet up with friends maybe 3 times total, always small like getting food
>smoke weed once, no other drugs
>occasionally get smashed, often by myself in my dorm playing video games
>borderline failing classes but manage to pass
>end first year of college with no friends, not enjoying it

>>736770206
Hey, random anón here.
I can't sleep and I need someone to talk to so I don't feel de urge to kms due to solitude.
I'm a beta cuck who has no reason to be depressed yet still is.

>>736770733
>Over summer I realize I have literally no friends
>delete normiebook and everything else, like I would stop talking to people except I never really had been talking to anyone in the first place
>get summer job in a small office with family connections
>chill job, sit at desk all day doing simple shit, but boring
>sleep until past 12 in afternoon, go in for afternoons 1-5, play vidya/watch tv for 8 hours.
>repeat

>>736770886
Howdy anon. Same tho

lol y u mad tho

>>736771015
And this is where I'm at

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>>736771077

>>736771015
RA here

Do you consider that worthwhile?
Why not do something more ambicious?

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>>736771118
I'm in high school right now and have honours but I feel like this is where I'm headed, and I'm also semi alpha too

>>736771932
Tell, me anon: why are we still alive?

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>>736772451

Fuck, I'm still alive because I wanna get a massive important job and then leave or fuck it up so bad the company collapses, then I will be ready to die

Ded?

gn

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Listen I may only fuck my cousin weekly but it doesn't make it gay.

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>>736770206
IOI IOI IOI IOI IOI

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* v IOI {O} IOI IOI
* v . . * [BOOM] . .
* v ^ . . * . . [KABOOM] . .
[BOOM] ^ . .[ZAP] . . ^ . .
>A< ^ >A< >A< ^ >A<
>A< >A< >A< >A<
>A< >A< >A< >A<
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>>736774427
What the fuck

>>736774899
ey F is for family

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>>736775876
Yup, god tier show

>>736776002
Just finished Season 2 a week ago, waiting for Season 3 eagerly

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>>736776073

Me too my nig, me too

Also I'm running outta frank Murphy pictures so I'll post ylyl aswell

>>736776252
Fucking jesus lmao

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>>736776391

I lost when I saw it too

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>>736776592
101 Dalmations taken to the next level
This is the first decent conversation i've had on 4chan, past midnight while sweating to death in my absolute forge of a house. So thanks helping with my boredom lol (pic unrelated)

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>>736776784

Haha no problem, I only get these kinda conversations once every couple of months

Too many porn threads and gay ylyl threads now a days

>>736777194
Yeah, especially now that it's summer all of my friends are making human contact and i'm here in my room on 4chan lmao

Going on night 3 of no sleep, tomorrow will be day 4

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>>736777558

Same, like everyone is off partying and I'm just here

>>736778112
I know, one of my good friends is having a party today but i'm not invited, I guess i'm just too introverted haha

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>>736778064

What are you doing to stimulate your mind? I try to get through one day and I fall asleep once I'm stuck doing menial tasks like cleaning or gaming

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>>736778064
Insomniac? Or just up all night doing stuff on the interwebs? Either way, I know the feels man

>>736778221
Nothing really, been to depressed, and haven't been able to drink due to P.O Meeting coming up

>>736778279
Its due to not drinking

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>>736778220
Just show him you wanna go, he probably doesn't invite you because he thinks you won't go anyways

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Just been looking up animu lewds, that's pretty much it.

>>736770206
4chan in its entirety has been compromized by jews.

>>736778483

Post the good ones

>>736778401
True, yeah. Also, it might be related to the last time we were together when we all celebrated the fuck outta my other friends birthday on the same day and ignored her as a joke, whoops

>>736778347
Aw man, sorry dude. Good luck with that :c

>>736778347
How many days sober? Today was a week for me.

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>>736778720
Nah m8, about to sleep, got some things to do later today.

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>>736778725

Well did anyone tell her it was a joke, or was she just left out of it

>>736778950

Aright, night my dude

>>736778883
Tomorrow will be day 4

I was drinking close to a half gallon of whiskey per day for many many years, doctors said they have never seen liver enzymes so high, almost killed me

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>>736778951
She's fine now I think, I told her happy birthday and all that jazz after and she seemed good but it dtill might have an effect, lol

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>>736779426

Well just keep talking to her and the next party you'll be there, or if she seems distant throw one yourself and invite her or get a friend to

im unemployed and goddamn bored

>>736779793

Me too anon, me too

>>736779601
Yeah, probs a good idea. One of my other girl buds who happens to both be my love interest and be taken is leaving for the next two months so that's out the door I guess. Not much to do this summer, hah. I'll probs invite a few of my good friends over for my b-day in August.

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>>736780060

Once school or uni or whatever you do starts up again you should definitely keep talking to her. one of the worst mistakes I've ever done is stop talking to a girl I liked and simply ignored her... But 2 months later she got out and didn't fuck him or anything, missed a massive opportunity

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>>736780369
Damn man, harsh. She shares a few classes with me so i'll definitely keep talking to her once it comes back on, but as of now she's gonzo

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>>736780478

Yeah, and waiting is the worst

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>>736780568
I've had a few missed opportunities like that, waiting for them to message you first and they never do. In your mind you're constantly going over and over what you're gonna say and what's gonna happen, but on their end they aren't even thinking about you, doing whatever. Writing this is making me simultaneously want to go eat cereal and want to hang myself. You decide which one I should do.

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>>736780743

Cereal, but if you pour milk in first you shouldn't be living anyways

>>736780874
People who pour milk first are heathens.

But, I had to do it this time. I didn't know how much cereal I could fit with the milk. Don't lynch me please, I always do cereal first.

>>736770206

Why do women like to date assholes?

sup y'all

>>736780874
I pour milk first so I can heat up the milk in the microwave
fuck that stove bitch

oh dear

It would appear I've stumbled upon the holy grail.

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rate my eye

>>736781118
>Pours milk first
>Warm milk
>Time for a beatin', son.

>>736781270
>cold milk
>cereal
lay off the pipe

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>>736780992
It hurts, but at least you aren't the fuckers who say "boneless pizza" and "cereal sauce"

>>736781380
Boneless pizza thread was hilarious

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>>736781029
OP has been dead for awhile, but I have been keeping it up till it could gain traction.
To answer your question women date assholes because they think the assholes won't be like that to them, which in turn makes them feel more secure and better off than with a nicer guy who dislikes confrontation

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>>736781380
Real comedians

>>736781616
I'm off to bed, g'night y'all. Especially the guy who kept me entertained and is a fellow F-is-for-family-watcher. c:

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>>736781852

Goodnight my dude, was nice not just lurking in threads for once

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>>736770206

Best thread on /b/ in like a fucking month

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>>736782527

Yeah I know right

Hit kinda a lull right now though

Bumping for attention

>>736782783
Very few recognize a good thread when they see it

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>>736783204
True, and I have only one more frank Murphy picture

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>>736783364
Use it wisely
Its Saturday btw

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>>736783811
Caturday*

>>736783811
Yup, it's been Saturday for 3 hours so far here

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Well it's time to actually sleep, I got work in three hours.

Night /b/ros

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>>736783917
it's like 5:30 am here

>>736780060
What day, my August /b/ro?