I am a wizard that is going to break the rules of time and space by restarting your life in one of the multiple realities out side of this one. Roll for your fate
00-09: Everything is the same except your sexual orientation is the opposite
10-19: You are a dog. But you are used for underground fighting. Breed doesn't matter seeming you don't live long
20-29: You enter a reality in which you live a long happy life with the person you want most
30-39: You end up with the person you want the most but they die after 2 years of a relationship caused by a freaking accident that was your fault
40-49: You are a nigger that lives in Detroit Michigan. You are shot and killed by a cop after robbing a gas station and shooting and killing the clerk with 100% proof and clear evidence. Your mother proclaims you didndu nuffin
50-59: Same as previous except you are an innocent black man that gets pulled over and shot over a minor turn signal violation. Your mother proclaims you didndu nuffin
60-69: Everything is the same except you form a sexual relationship with your closest family member of the opposite sex. Sister/brother over mother/father. Cousin over aunt/uncle. Grandmother/father over niece/nephew
70-79: You are member of a rain forest tribe
80-89: You are born into the Rothschild family. You expose your family as Illuminati as well as the other families. You bring about the downfall but are assassinated by a hiding ex member three years later
90-99: You are you but you have a sexual attraction to cats, street lights and people who cosplay as John Goodman
Dubs nullify and bring you back to your normal life but only if you wish
and i roll
rollinggg
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
K let's do this
>>736760998
This is stupid as fuck. OP is an autist.
sage
>>736760998
99 get for lulz
>>736760998
Rolling
>>736760998
>>>736760998
>99 get for lulz
Ah fuck ya. Got my wish fags
>>736760998
20-29 or bust
Trf
rollllllllllllll
>>736760998
whatever. roll
>>736760998
if real wizard why no trips?
Fk the kikes
rollllles
Rolling for rain forest tribe. ;}
>>736761799
One more for my rain forest people please . . .
Might as well, rollin
>>736760998
Roll slap
>>736760998
You could have just as easily labeled those rolls 0 through 9, you know.
>>736760998
oh ok
>>736761955
do over
Rollerino
>>736760998
mighty roll
rolling
dubs and I'll kill myself in addition.
>>736760998
Can I get turkey and cheese on a roll
heart of the roll
heart of the roll
heart of the roll
Rolllllllll
Gotta try it
hmm
>>736760998
Roll
hmmmmm
ROlll
>>736760998
rollllll
>>736760998
rolll
>>736760998
Let me reach for newer heights.
>Trips
>If i'm shit at prediction then you can laugh at me
Some of the alt mes have rolled already so I might as well attack one other me.
>>736760998
60 to 69 pls I wanna be with my sister
Let's roll
rollo
>>736760998
I'm a revenant main
>>736763110
Hope my dog name is Octavius, or Augustus lol
>also reroll
>>736760998
interesting and original, also
>rolling
>>736763607
well that's fucking gay, reroll to add to my pain?
>>736760998
And thus, fate has been tempted
>>736760998
Sure, I'll roll, why not.
>>736763721
nice roll
>>736760998
rollingignngignign GET 69!
gg no re