You're checking out at Wal-Mart. What 3 items are you buying

>>736757699
The cashier wont give a shit and dosent even see the items as items,they are just objects that that go beep and then put in a back.

Personal experience here

>>736757801
Man, every time I go into a Meijer or Walmart around third shift the people always try to talk to me because I'm bored.

"Oh, why would you need Plan B? You can't even get pregnant!"

You want to shake and scream at these people.

>>736757699
3 faggot spinners

>>736757699
donuts, donut holes and glue

watermelon, fried chicken, and rope.

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>>736758167

Danny devito cutout, lube, and some socks

>>736757699
Shovel, duct tape, urine stain remover

star of david, gas tank, and matches

>>736758405
>not a magnums for your magnum dong
you sound like a fucking bird

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>>736757699
Candy
Duct Tape
Shovel

>>736758097
I worked 10 years at a grocery store.You were nothing but blobs of flesh that made chirp noises and smelled bad.The nanosecond i gave you your change and receipt you were forgotten

>>handcuffs
>>ski mask
>>rope

The last 3 items I bought at Wal-Mart were:
Coolant for my car
A can opener
Some socks

What do I win

>>736757699
Condoms. gummi bears and benadryl

remote control car, a gopro, and the cashier's skin

>>736757699
Milk
Bread
Peanut butter

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>>736757699
>2 quarter of ground meat
>200 eggs
>kids bikini

A Barbie doll lube and a pool noodle

As a Walmart cashier, I can say that none of the lists in this thread would be even a little bit interesting to me.

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>>736758167
>did this once
>cashier laughed his ass off
>called over 2 of his friends
>they laughed
>become known as the doughnut hole guy
>quit going to that Walmart for 5 years

>>736758737
So what three items would? >>736758737

>>736758737
You barely make minimum wage. Your opinion doesn't matter.

>>736757699
>>Adult dippers
>>Toddler dippers
>>Lube

one cucumber, biggest tub of vaseline they have and a first aid kit

>>736758564
LOL

>>736758564
see >>736758846

>>736757699
>Pregnancy test
>Coat hanger
>Baby wipes

KY, peanut butter, dog treats

>>736757699
>scissors
>tampons
>tylenol

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>>736758829
Three of these would be the weirdest set I can image. It's pickled sausage.

They're only sold at the register. They smell like shit. They last on the shelf for years probably.

If someone bought three of these then it means they came to Walmart specifically for this and that would disgust me more than the usual customer does.

And I know my opinion doesn't matter.

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>>736759703
>And I know my opinion doesn't matter.
then why are you fighting the memes? it's for the lulz, no need to be edgy.

You sound depressed. Are you the okay?

>>736759942
None of us are ok Anon. All of us have that one thing we go ape shit about. Its just how we are.
Not cashier bro though

>>736759942
I'm the ok but I'm still upset that pickled sausage exists.

calipers
calipers
calipers

>>736757699
>Sound prof ear phones
>Sleep mask
>As much bread as I could carry

Filet-O-Fish
Large fries
Apple pie

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>>736757699
What are duct tape,condoms and sleeping pills for $600 Alex.

>>736757699
a walmart cashier? ok how about some soap a toothbrush and a book.

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>>736758564
>10 years in a grocery store.
You're a big guy.

>>736759703
Those are sold in all gas stations here. My best friend buys them all the time and loves them. I got to smell them puked up when the dumb bastard made himself sick.

Delicious

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>>736758667
Nice.

>pregnancy test
>hammer
>shovel

Catfood
Cheese
Tom and Jerry Dvd

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I use the self checkout so they will never know

>>736760238
What's wrong with those? sure they're really unhealthy and processed, but they don't taste bad. I used to eat them as a kid, don't touch them at all now though.

>>736760212
usually the only thing worth getting mad over is the life of a significant other.

>>736761037
Well looks like I wont have to get mad over anything now! Thanks Anon!

Humidifier
Dehumidifier
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

>>736757699
Shampoo, conditioner, toilet paper

>>736759703
Big Mama is for pussies. Tijuana Mama is where it's at.

>>736757699
>hatchet
>waterproof tarp
>crab cages

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>>736760949

>>736761412
I am very concerned

Hot fudge, ham, and condoms

>>736757699
>"i'm Sorry" Hallmark Card
>Antifreeze
>Rat Poison
mind you im looking depressed af

>>736760873
and then ask the cashier if you can return the hammer and shovel "if it turns out you don't need them anymore".

>>736761518
He's just going crabbing. No biggie.

I would buy .223 ammo, lacy panties, and dog food.

>niggers

>>736757699
Cheeios, Kix, crazy glue.

>>736761215
This is the only one that would give me a chuckle

>granny panties
>flavored lube
>butterscotch hard candies

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>>736761662
NOW IM EXTREMELY CONCERNED

>>736758564
what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little customer? Ill have you know I worked in a supermarket for 10 years, Ive been involved in several cashier and customer service positions, and have caught over 300 confirmed shoplifters. You are nothing to me but blobs of flesh that make chirp noises. I will wipe your items across a scanner with speeds you have never seen before in a supermarket, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with treating me like a human being and talk to me? Think again fucker, as we speak I am tracking your purchase history and finding your address through our weekly saver paper, so prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes your pathetic 10c/gallon discount off of your saver card. You're dead, blob of flesh.I can stock anything, any time, all while returning the carts before my 30 minute lunch. Not only am I trained to call security to detain you for shoplifting but I have access to the arsenal of the camera systems and I will use it to my extent to make your shopping experience less convenient. If only you could have known what unholy retrubution your clever comment was going to bring upon you
didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, not the discount fromthe saver card, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, blob of flesh.

rope
Jelly beans
Cardboard box

>Watermelon
>Grape Kool-Aid
>Ebony Magazine

>>736757699
1. Rope
2. The largest bottle of Astroglide they have
3. Several different-sized pineapples

>>736757699
>pizza dough
>pizza sauce
>frozen pizza

Stool hardener
Stool softener
Ziplock baggies

>>736760312
Calm down M'aiq

>>736757699
>tic tacs
>funnel
>toy handcuffs

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>>736761662

>>736759262
Holy shit, underrated af

>>736757699
Adult diapers
Eggplant
Vaseline

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>donuts
>donut holes
>tape

25 cans of silver spray paint
socks
plastic bags

>>736761850
the real mvp here

Wine glass
Wine
Dinner for 1

Mirror
Razor blades
Straws

>>736758564
Wow you work at a fucking grocery store, you sure are better then me big guy. Faggot.

>>736762369
Whiskey
A whole lasagna
Bargain bin movies

Some niggas call that a tuesday.

lube
cucumber
teen magazine

>>736757699
>quran
>pipe
>endcaps

Tampons
Stain remover
Ladies' underwear

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>>736762490
Feels

5.45x39mm ammunition, 20 cartridge pack
Vodka
Russian for dummies

>>736762681
Better yet,
Tampons
Stain remover
Plastic sheeting

Vaseline. Banana. Either a mothers day card or a sorry for your loss card.

>>736757699
Condoms, lip stick, full body tilapia

>>736757699
Toothpaste, mouthwash, hand soap

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>>736760961
I have known, know and will know.

>>736762708
Пpaвдa? ты гoвopишь пo pyccки?

>gas can
>lighter
>full face beanie

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gonna miss you grandma card
smallest condoms they have
rope

>>736762798
What the fuck is a full body tilapia?

toaster
bathplug
and a whole case of energy drinks.

>stuffed animal
>condoms
>fabric cleaner

>>736758511
>not getting milksteak and jellybeans while you're at the store

>>736762962
It was a joke mate I don't know any pycckn

>>736763038
>Watching that cringy fucking show.

>>736763005
alternatively, replace the card with dog treats

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>>736761163
kek

>>736761850
holy fuck my sides

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>>736763007

>>736758823
no you didnt

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>>736758167

holy fuck i laughed way to hard at this

>trenchcoat
>axe
>"Fore!" by Huey Lewis & The News

>>736757699
>rope
>mayo
>barbie DVD

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Donuts
Donut holes
Glue

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>>736761850
nice

>>736760961
The Walmart I am a cashier for has a self checkout attendant who's job it is to make sure that customer's items scanned and whatnot. They pay more attention to items than cashiers do. We're just trying to get you out of the store as soon as possible.

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>condoms
>sowing needle
>pregnancy test

>>736757699
>lube
>bucket
>balaclava

>>736763239
I was imagining, like... one as big as a person. Like you could hop inside it like a sleeping bag.

>>736763364
>Glue
lol. try paste u retard.

>>736761850
>This guy

>>736763490
Use frosting, then you can still eat them after.

>>736758167
You, sir, are the hero this city needs. I laughed so hard my sides are in orbit

>>736763468
They do not sell those at Walmart

>>736763580
You can't eat glue?

Pregnancy test
Condom
Kid underwear

>>736763580
>then you can still eat them after
that's what the paste is for

>>736763685
honestly probably normal

>>736759942
This pic is def not Walmart, there's more than 1 lane open

>>736760619
Do they even stock these?

>>736757699
>Plan B Pill
>diapers
>jack daniels

Laundry detergent, paper towels, ptretzels

>>736763671
>>736763692
It's really irresponsible for your tard wrangler to leave you unsupervised like this.

>dog carcass
>1982 Firebird Muffler
>Tunisian prostitute

>>736763871
How else am I going to eat paste legitimately?

>>736763468
do tilapia grow that big? I've seen some pretty big ones but not on that level

>a bottle rocket
>a lighter
>a single condom

>>736758846
I bet I would win in a fight against you.

>yogurt with active cultures
>2L bottle of coke
>shovel

Why is everyone going the condom route? Be more subtle.

>Large scented candle
>Garbage bags
>Painkillers

>>736763829
>Plan B Pill
can u buy those off the shelf now? or are you from a whore country?

>>736762479
and the trophy for the most easily offended fag goes to...

>>736757699
>Laced panties
>Duct Tape
>Condoms

>>736763871
I'll have you know iued0

>Valentine's card
>Lipstick
>Mirror

Fleshlight
Kid manequinn
Lube

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>>736763978
>I bet I would win in a fight against you
Iiii'l punch you though....

Shotgun
Shells
New Map with areas circles and pentagrams, bible verses written all over it

Gasoline container, pack of lighters, and a bandana

>>736763970
They don't have to be huge, but if they are too small, they sure as hell won't win the rainbow party.

>razor blade
>headphones
>Nickleback CD

>>736764167
>bandana
banana*

>>736758167
underrated post

>Dog Treats
>Sleeping Pills
>Lube

>>736763970
I fucking hope that dont. Some kind of monster trash fish.

Oh, and...

>Bow
>Broadhead arrows
>Little girl pajamas

>>736764211
I'd think you need two or three girls for a rainbow party. How is one fish gonna cut it?

>>736761163
I'm serious. Everything else is just material with false value. It can all be replaced if necessary.

>>736764026
Tame.

>pistol
>band-aids
>Richard Nixon mask

>>736764400
>band-aids
in case you get shot
>smart

>>736757699
Been in that game before. Nothing actually weirds cashiers out except that some people think cashiers give a flying fuck about you. It's a game you're forced to play because you don't have a real job yet and the corporate system is cucking you for half of what you're worth while treating you like a non-person.

>>736764377
Two or three wigs.

>>736764005
Pretty sure they're OTC. Unless Trump fucked with that.

>>736764452
i used to cashier, and i never paid attention to the people. I have 0 memories of any items or combinations of items that I rang up.

>>736757699
>laxative
>tarp
>Ladder

>>736764452
to my infinite shame I tried to hit on a cashier on the job once. looking back I can't think of many things more annoying than that.

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>>736764548
>Pretty sure they're OTC
So, what prevents men from force feeding this to women after fucking them?
>just in case, y'know

>>736764575
you're just playing Muddy Heights IRL

>>736757699
>butter
>butter
>i can't believe it's not butter

not mine. this was the 1st post that made me laugh like an idiot on this page years ago

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>>736764302
Save it, it's all your's my friend,

>>736764635
Because that shit is pretty damaging. Fucks up the girl's insides for a couple months.

>>736764635
Assault laws.

>>736764765
>Fucks up the girl's insides for a couple months
>girl's insides
... and

>>736757699
Three cases of warheads...

>>736760961
Nigg there's advisors for self checkout

>>736764463
>Two or three wigs
Kek
>Buys a fish and, lipstick from a store
>Goes home puts a wig and lipstick on it
>Shoves fish as far onto dick as you can.
>Pulls fish off, changes it's wig, applies a different color lipstick.
>Shoves dick in fish mouth again.
>It innards give way.
>"Wow Becky, Jenifer could sure learn a thing or two from you about deep-throating."

>>736764635
basic human decency?

>I am an incurable optimist

>>736757699
>a dick
>a cock
>a penis

>>736764794
>Assault laws.
no. i mean slip it into a "Smoothy, baby?"

>>736764593
If it makes you feel better you were probably lost in the fog of it not long after.

>>736764563
Same. Only thing I can remember is that for some reason even the white trash with nothing but govt money for buying their trashy pre-boxed food that's more expensive than cooking your own shit treat you like they're better than you.

Even now that I have a proper job when my coworkers find out I used to be retail they act more like "oh look a poor degenerate" than they do when they find out I was homeless for a year after college.

>>736764722
gave me a chuckle

>tarp
>clothes hangers
>hammer

>>736764889
>basic human decency?
if she wanted that she wouldn't be dating me

>>736764765
It is bad for them.

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>>736764889
>I am an incurable optimist
victim*

>>736764903
Look how well that worked for Bill Cosby. Drugging falls under assault.

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>>736765123
>Look how well that worked for Bill Cosby
nothing at all for his entire life, then a ton of attention right before you die?
>sure

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>>736764548
Nice shill post. We care about who pays for it. I don't need to pay for abortion pills with my tax dollars because a woman can't keep her legs shut.

>>736762008
I shiggy diggy

>>736765201
yum

>>736765229
... you don't really understand taxes, do you?

>>736765229
takes two to tango mi amigo

>>736757699
who?

>>736758167
Top lel you guys havent heard this one before, its usually tape though not glue

>>736757699

The Diary of Ann Frank
White Out
Rainbow Gel Pens

>>736758274
PogChamp

>Veggietales DVD
>Vasoline
>Cucumber

>>736765364
U fuckin stupid man? If it's government funded what do u think that means exactly?

>>736765384
Great, so I don't want to pay for the whores inability to keep it clamped or Tyrones 1 night stand.

>>736766165
>Cucumber
:( tomato

> baseball bat
> vasoline
> toothpicks

>>736766175
So you'd rather pay for the potential child's schooling, possible welfare checks, ER visits, etc?

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>>736761850
KEK

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they work at Walmart they have no will left to be weird out by anything you could do to them

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>>736765384
I'll man up and buy a condom pedro. I'm not against birth control or preventative care, but when someone doesn't take said precautions and wants to kill a baby i take it personally when cunts like Lena Dunham imply it should be normal and that I should pay for it. Current culture is an affront to responsibility as a human being.

Jumper cables, a jar of mayonnaise, and a stopwatch.

>>736761850
top kek
>>736766165
kek

Was in college. Roommate got lube because his girlfriend was very christian and preserving her virginity by taking it in the ass. I had a 12 pack of Budweiser and a box of condoms for my girlfriend. The cashier assumed I was getting my roommate drunk and...by th look on her face.

>>736766524
Yes, listen to yourself. Two options:
A) Pay to fix someone's mistake because they can't close their legs and make other people responsible.
>inb4 but but its the mans fault too
That's besides the point, both of them are irresponsible idiots and you're paying money because they decide not to use their own money and common sense.

B) Pay for education (that we already are being taxed for), send those kids to school and potentially they grow into some smart and successful individuals that innovate and help our country. Also teach the two idiots responsibility and prevent them from making more kids with others.

Only a retard would chose A.

>>736767297
You realize most of these potential babies would likely be the offspring of niggers/white trash, right?

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>>736758167
>>736758274
>>736758823
>>736763291
>>736763588
>>736764327
>>736765901

top kek....years ago you stupid niggers

Baby Diapers
Adult diapers
Jumper cables

>>736766524
I'd rather they pay for their own irresponsible shit decisions.

>>736767501
Luckily even those shitholes are smart enough to understand a one time charge to buy the flush pill is better than farting out a kid

>>736767501
You realize most of the anons here and many people you know were born unplanned? Their parents probably considered getting rid of them.

Think about that before the next time you open your mouth and speak.

>>736768161
Why would it matter if I (or they) had never been sentient to begin with?

>>736763104

Jesus fucking Christ what a rare dove you are.

Lotion
Basket
Water hose

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>>736767605

>>736757699
>ski mask
>large camo jacket
>map of Northern Ireland

>>736768342
Stop pretending to be retard.

Paying for a potential success is better than paying for nothing. There is no return in paying for some retard to have sex without consequences.

>>736757699
>Care Bear Video, any
>Candy-colored ice-cream, something a kid would like
>Massive thing of lube.

>>736767297
wisdom

>>736757699
A thing of lube,
Largest Zucchini/Cumcumber I can find
Ice Packs.

>>736761315
these are pretty standard things to buy lol

Cat food
Butcher knife
Sweet n sour sauce

>>736757699
Copy of "Fight Club"
Anarchists cookbook
Map of government buildings in U.S

cactus, lube, blindfold

Breast pump
Cup
Bag of cookies

>>736757699
>copypasta but a good one
2 watermelon halves, glue

>Assault Rifle
>Ballistic vest
>Local schoolguide

>>736762828
You sick, depraved maniac!

condoms
a large cucumber
Tabasco sauce

>>736757699
>muzzle
>duct tape
>baby oil

A toaster, a drain plug, and a extension cord.

>>736767297
>You're irresponsible idiots for having sex
>But I'm willing to gamble on you being good parents since, you know, I approve so much of your life choices so far.

You'd think if you thought they were irresponsible idiots you'd be FOR anything that keeps them from passing on their genes.

>frozen whole fish
>tub
>electrical cords

>>736773605
>>You're irresponsible idiots for having sex
Why are you pretending to be retarded? It's not even funny anymore.

Please end your existence, you're right your parents made a mistake. Fix it please.

a pack of hot dogs, hamburger buns, and salad dressing.