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>am sworn by oath
>fuk this fuck i want out
>but muh belongings
>payback time faggot
>go on rampage
>1 hour to run......FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
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>>736748976
bump
another one

>this smart dude reveals past
>we all "u wot m8" impossible
>tells us shit is real
>listen to this fag talk about long, long ago
>man plz
>>
>>736748976
>poorfags
>dad drinks like a fish
>on a boat
>chased by huge monsters
>dad is kill
>dat feel
>>
>>736748976
The guy and the girl who went on a killing spree. 90's movie I think. The guy stared in the show Cheers.
>>
>Ally with German
>Germany flees
>Have to fight Soviet Russia alone
>Big battle
>Shit! Those Soviets are our countrymen!
>All main characters die
>>
>>736749465
no fam'

this is more recent
>>
>>736748976
>poorfag on some farm
>Joins war as pilot
>comrade gets shot
>Completes misssion with comrade wounded
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>>736749465
sounds like nbk
>>
>>736748976
Gone in 60 Seconds?
>>736749427
Jaws?
>>736749855
Star Wars? (Comrade is R2D2)
>>
>>736750018
>Gone in 60 Seconds?
no. hint: it's part 2
>Jaws
no. hint: the monsters aren't real
>>
>>736748976
>a mask
>a knife
>>
>>736748976
>Guy fights aliens with sunglasses
>>
>>736750205
They Live.
>>736749597
1944?
>>
>>736748976
John Wick 1 or 2
>>
>>736750315
Winrar, I'll give you that
John Wick 2
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>>736750205
Men in Black
>>
>>736749183
Matrix
>>
>>736750158
Mask of Zorro?
>>
>>736748976
4 white guys go on an adventure and one gets raped, they kill a guy and then one of the dies so they kill another guys and go home.
>>
>>736750459
No
hint: the film is very low budget
>>
>>736750158
Friday the 13th
>>
>incest is wincest
>incest is death
>incest is love
>incest is guilt
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>>736750498
Deliverance.
>>
>stupid german kid dies
>>
>me faggot
>new car
>new car faggot
>save the world
>>
>>736750640
Arrested Development
>>
>>736750657
Ayyy nice man
>>
>>736750269
>1944

Damn, it was that obvious?
>>
>>736750659
Anne Frank Remembered
>>
>>736750659
the wave
>>
>>736748976

>girl pulls an hero
>skype fuckfest
>>
>>736750704
no
hint: past
>>
>>736750741
reasonably close
>>
>>736750640
This isn't crimson peak or some shit is it?
(Fuck that film was bad)
>>
>>736750789
Unfriended

FAGGOT
>>
>>736750158
Scream
>>
>>736750640
Mr.Nobody
>>
fuk family ded
hate the law
murder
ded
>>
>>736750158
Son of the Mask?
>>
>>736751051
no
hint: it has an american version
>>
>man
>not an animal
>>
>typical high school slut
>>
>>736748976
>sad man loses gf
>wanks
>has kids
>gets with gf
>better man now
>>
>>736751204
Annie?
>>
>>736750640
A Serbian Film?
>>
>>736750659
boy in the blue striped pyjamas
>>
>>736750954
no hint: >>736751150
>>
>>736748976
Man drives, talks.
>>
>>736751204
Cabin in the Wooods
>>
>>736751244
no
hint: its asian
>>
>>736751252
good job, you did it
>>
>older time era
>5 of this damn thing
>all main characters eventually get a girl
>same characters from 1st through 5th movie
>recycled gags about rodent and his food
>recycles plot, but makes up a different reason for plot
>>
>poorfag
>win cards
>muh freedoms
>oh no! shit going down
>huge tits
>mfw going down too
>>
>>736750158
Halloween
>>
>>736751347
american pie
>>
>me
>get paid to kill myself
>some faggot tries to kill some kid
>faggot is me
>kill myself
>>
this thing does something, and some guys try to figure it out. one guy does, but then doesnt care any more. ps there is a monster too.
>>
>>736751544
Looper
>>
>guys walk in desert
>dies
>>
>>736748976
>tfw fresh food scarce
>planet has gone to shit
>much explore wow
>much science much math
>gotta save le ppl
>watch out
>>
>>736751070
law abiding citizen
>>
>dad dies
>move to jungle
>move back
>dad in the sky
>uncle dies
>>
>>736751670
The Mummy Returns
>>
>>736751347
Ice Age
>>
>>736751736
Hamlet
>>
>>736751702
interstellar?

>>736751736
Lion King.
>>
>>736751736
The lion king
>>
>>736751755
nah mang it's way artsier
>>
>>736751736
The Lion Faggot
>>
>>736751717
Aye!
>>
>>736751787
>interstellar?
win
>>
>Hate niggers
>Slightly dislike niggers
>Think Niggers are ok
>Like niggers
>Love niggers
>Why am I the only one that loves niggers?
>>
>>736751792
I gotcha, I gotcha... The Scorpion King
>>
>>736751787
yeah lion king
>>
>>736751670
Burried
>>
>>736751852
American History X?
>>
>>736751204

fucking mean girls
>>
>>736748976

Thirsty animals battle with Ned Beatty
>>
>>736751860
>>736751899
You know what I'll be honest I fudged the plot to be funnier, Two guys walk in desert, one dies
>>
>>736751852
american history x
>>
>>736751852
Monster's Ball
>>
>>736751924
>>736751956
Correct
>>
>Don't lose your way.
>With each passing day.
>You've come so far.
>Don't throw it away.
>Live your story.
>Faith hope and glory.
>>
>>736751768
Ding
>>
>>736751281
Still nobody got it?
>>
>Has book
>kills people
>dies
>book is not for people with eyes
>>
>almost die
>lose job
>go to weird hospital place
>become a wizard
>stop the bad guy from lettting big evil cloud inside
>>
>>736752090
>>Don't lose your way.
Kill la kill nigga
>>
>>736751281
that film shot entirely in the car
dunno the name
>>
>>736751281
taxi driver
>>
>>736752147
The book of Denzel Washington
>>
>>736752147
obviously deathnote
>>
>>736752090
Kill La Kill
JK
It's The Land Before Time
>>
Wife ded
Angry Cars
Freedom
>>
>>736751051
Oldboy
>>
>>736752245
Maybe
>>736752252
Nah
>>
>>736752227
Dr Strange
>>
>>736749183
>>736750520
another hint maybe?
>>
>>736752273
yahs
>>
>>736752227
Doctor Strange
>>
>>736752295
Yes it is.
>>
>>736752315
bingo
>>
>>736752299
Transformers: Age of Autism-I mean, Extinction?
>>
>>736750640
Oldboy
>>
>>736752331
Locke?
>>
>>736749183
Men in black 3
>>
>Keep moving forward.
>>
>>736751330
>>736751150
>>736750640
Oldboy
>>
>>736752432
As much as I respect the pun, nope
>>
>>736752458
Yeah, that's it
>>
>>736751330
old boy
>>
>>736752491
Run fatboy run
>>
>>736752351
>>736749183
guy's very very old and he's an academic but he doesn't look old
>>
>>736752443
>>736752522
>>736752552
yes
>>
>new gf
>weird parents
>1880's all over again
>take pic of black guy and he kills my gf
>saved by ts motherfucking i
>>
>>736752491
It follows
>>
>>736752555
Nah fam.

>>736752625
nope.
>>
>>736752476
no, see>>736752594
>>
>Be Detective
>Trying to look for serial murderer
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 victims
>Receive box with a surprise in it
>That's 7
>Envy
>>
> a ha ha ha
> dey betray me
> bang
>>
>>736752707
lol 7 deadly sins
>>
>>736752680
Crank
>>
>asian man cant fight
>3 men can fight
>2 men die
>asian man can fight
>butterfly fights frog
>>
>>736752707
>>736752772
or just Seven
>>
>>736752772
It's just called se7en, but yea, you got it.
>>
>>736752707
Ei8ht
>>
>Boy can't sleep
>Meets girl
>Meets himself
>Vandalism
>Destroys everything
>>
>>736752788
that's not correct.
>>
>>736752707
se7en
>>
>>736752772
It's Se7en you nigger
>>
>>736752870
the machinist
>>
>>736752896
I know
>>
yo magic
fuck my finger
drowning
>>
>crash
>oh shit
>niggers everywhere
>rip freedom
>>
>>736752752
transporter
>>
>>736752792
Kung-fu Hustle?
>>
>>736752604
hint: mind control and slavery
>>
>>736752870
Donnie Darko
>>
>>736753045
oooh dammnnn nicee yeah it is
>>
>>736753031
Planet of the Apes?
>>
>Wheatley cant keep track of a swan
>>
>>736752918
Nop
>>
>>736753110
Yeet
>>
>>736751416
anyone?
hint: she was spose to stay afloat
>>
>>736753169
titanic
>>
>>736753169
titanic
>>
>>736751416
Titanic
>>
>Be 3rd most important character
>Join police but actually a spy
>My bitch is seducing police buddy to fool him into our plan
>Ends up actually fucking him and enjoying it
>Realize I'm a cuck
>Try raping her, but fail, so I kill her later
>>
>>736750659
Willy wonka
>>
>>736749183
The man from earth
>>
>>736753237
>>736753277
>>736753279
yep
>>
>beats his meat
>>
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>>736753358
well done
>>
>>736752870
>Boy also meets Jared Leto
>>
>>736749183
Idiocrasy?
>>
>>736752491
Hint:
>Tom Selleck
>>
>mean policeman
>r63 Charles Xavier
>Caucasian version of The Raid
>>
>>736753586
judge dredd
>>
>Big meeting
>Oh shit, guy dies. Shitstorm
>Gotta get back home
>Everyone out to kill us
>>
>>736753567
>>736753358
>>
>>736752604
Gtfo
>>
>>736753746
the warriors
>>
>>736753746
League of extraordinary gentlemen
>>
>>736753746
The Warriors
>>
>>736753031
Blackhawk down
>>
>>736753791
Yup.

One more:

>Daddy
>Go to parents in law house
>weird shit happening
>Mommy goes ape shit, leaves
>Daddy goes crazy, ends up killing baby
>Mass amounts of weird shit.
>>
>>736750158
V for Vendetta?
>>
>>736753584
Her
>>
Religious brothers.
Kill lots of Wops.
Find dad in process, but lose best friend.
>>
>>736754036
Boondock saints
>>
>be buff dude
>wife basher
>tell wife to make eggs
>uncle is pedo
>daughter is kill
>tfw family leaves me
>>
WTF? I could swear Travolta died like an hour ago!
>>
>>736754170
face off?
>>
>>736754247

Nope.
>>
>dude wants a wife
>big dude sent to retrieve a woman
>woman is also a big dude sometimes
>big dude marries big dude woman
>>
>poor girl
>hand grabs hand and i shit my pants
>>
>>736754170
pulp fiction
>>
>>736754358

We have a winner.
>>
>get high with friends and fuck bitches, fight niggas, run da streets
>assert dominance
>cats, yoga, penises and milky eyes
>prison
>its a sin
>an hero
>fail
>man I love grapes and bitches
>>
>my family ded
>now your family ded
>>
>>736754415
Annie
>>
>>736754518
no
>>
>>736748976
>edgy teen sleepwalks
>wakes up in grass
>time is strange now
>an airplane kills him
>>
>sexy bitch does sexy dances that we never get to see
>sexy bitch and friends try to escape shitty living situation
>after all is said and done sexy bitch literally loses her mind.
>>
>>736754309
Shrek
>>
>>736754415
hint
theres a castle in it
>>
>>736754584

That there Dark feller.
>>
>>736754584
Donnie darko
>>
>there's a talking raccoon
>>
>>736754601
yeah boi
>>
>>736754631

Rescuers Down Under?
>>
>>736754631
over the hedge
>>
>>736754631
Avengers in space
>>
>>736754584
Donnie Darko
>>
>>736754683
nope
hint: the protagonists are thieves
>>
>>736754622
yes karl, good job.

>>736754630
yup
>>
>>736754728
you got it
>>
>>736754775

The Nut Job?
>>
>>736754631
guardians of the galaxy
>>
>>736754586
Sucker Punch
>>
>>736754586
Sin City?
>>
>>736754896
What a shout, I think youve nailed this
>>
>>736748976
Total recall?
>>
>faggy kid tries to be a superhero
>>
>>736754896

Ayyy! Good job.

>>736754911

Nah, other dude got it.
>>
>>736754955
kickass
>>
>>736754955
Man of Steel
>>
>>736754955
Young Rambo
>>
>>736754955
Kickass
Or Toby McGuire spiooderman
>>
>robot steals a phone book
>bitches die
>>
>>736755001
Yeah it was a class shout, fucked up movie though, proper weird
>>
>>736754089
Yea.... too easy?
>>
>investigate insurance fraud
>accidentally kill wife
>Take pictures of fucking everything
>Get some tattoos
>Steal a car
>Kill my best freind
>>
>>736755063

It was. And the soundtrack kicked ass. I can't stand Bjork, but I love the beat that one song she does has.
>>
>tale as old as time
>>
>>736755073
>religious brothers
Was enough tbh lol
>>
>>736755090
Momento
>>
>investigate place because im a cop
>oh wait im not a cop im crazy
>>
>>736752972
nikola tesla
>>
>>736749855
Pearl harbor
>>
>>736755242
shutter island
>>
>>736755242
Shutter Island
>>
>film guy killing people
>Learn about pigeons
>Rape and murder lady
>More dead people
>The end
>>
>>736755057
Terminator
>>
>>736755003
>>736755043

correcto mundo
>>
>Bald guy never gets sick
>Wheelchair guy always gets sick
>>
>>736752972

The Prestige.
>>
>>736755323
Split
>>
>>736755214
I don't need to tell you you're right
>>
>>736755273
>>736755288
yepp
>>
>>736755312

Yeah, pretty easy, but I get a kick out of that description.
>>
>>736755339
Yeah, one of my favorite films
>>
>>736755307
excision?
>>
>>736755323
unbreakable
>>
Spinny
Sleep
Sideways city
Psycho dead wife
wtf
>>
>>736755390

I liked it too. So fucked up that he kept killing himself every night when he could have just created one duplicate and done the trick with two people from then on.
>>
>>736755323
>>736755428
Correct
>>
angry man goes on autistic rampage because birthday.
>>
>>736755417
Nope
Hint: French
>>
>>736755446
Inception
>>
>Feminist island
>Bees
>>
>>736755472
Yeah kinda fucked me up the thought of never knowing if youre gonna die and shit, proper good though, really underrated I feel
>>
>dead dogs
>>
>>736755533
All dogs go to heaven
>>
>>736750687
Transformers.
>>
>>736755503
God Bless America
>>
>main character dies a lot
>audience is happy about it because we get to see the hot chick stretching every time he does
>>
>>736755533
resident evil 2 or 1
>>
>>736755533
i am legend
>>
>>736755580

no
>>
>>736755564
that was quick, well done
>>
>>736755523
Wicker man
>>
>>736755587
Edge of Tomorrow
>>
Blacks making burgers
Debt to be paid
Corporate burger company
Steroid burgers
Blacks break in
Burger company exposed
>>
>>736755642

Not that I need to tell you, but yup.
>>
>Guy wants to be animator
>His dad hates him
>floating string dicks
>I'm a farmer daddy
>explodes in semen
>I love you son
>>
>>736755503
Going postal
>>
>>736755653
Good Burger
>>
>>736755653
Good Burger
>>
>>736755703
nope.
>>
>>736755653
good burger
>>
>Fucking A
>>
>now I have to eat even fewer turd potatoes
>>
Ah this is a cute film.
OH FUCK BUTTONS
>>
>>736755696
Freddy got fingered
>>736755653
Good Burger
>>
>way too many tom cruises
>>
>>736755626
Yes
>>
>>736755763
the martian
>>
>>736755696
Freddy got fingered
>>
>>736755762

Easy A?
>>
>cringe inducing, homo-erotic scene involving 2 robots
>>
>Daddy would you like sum sausage!
>Daddy would you like sum sausage!
>>
>>736755765
Coraline
>the book is better
>>
>>736755807
Nope. That's a easy one.
>>
>>736755800

Yeah, great movie.
>>
>>736752227
Dr strange
>>
>>736755810
>>736755766
>>736755696
>>
>>736751852
>>736751852
>>736751852
europe
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