How did you ruin your lives, b? I went to jail for robbing a

how pathetic do you have to be to rob a shop and save. I don't even know any niggers who've stooped that low.

ItSnot ruined yet XD

I impregnated a fucking scumbag

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If you shopped you would have saved your future

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>>736743318
A literal bad of scum is having a baby? Odd.

>>736743036
I accidentally got my gf of 5 years pregnant. Pretty sure she tricked me. Love my son. She now uses that to destroy my life since she pretty much dumped me and sabotaged anything I did to try and fix the relationship after we had the kid. Pretty sure she's waiting on me to get a job so I can pay her child support (on top of the $500 she already gets for the kid from the government, which, believe me, is far more than enough to raise a baby for one month.) I barely get to see my son now and my own family is shit so I have no one backing me up here. All alone in this town I always hated and wanted to move away from but can't now if I want to see my son. To get a job would be to shoot myself in the foot. Not to mention I'm already depressed and suicidal thanks to all this shit. I did work in a factory, so I'm not lazy, but I feel like my mental health is now slipping away.

Ex let me be homeless, too, after her mother manipulated their beta landlord into kicking me out. Only my son cares. He misses me a lot, says my name everyday. My gf acts like its only mildly sad when I'm on the verge of blowing my brains out over here.

I took too much acid and mushrooms. Not even joking. About three years straight tripping 2-4 times a week.

When it got bad really I stopped. The tripping didn't completely stop for another few years.

>>736743036
>How did you ruin your lives, b?
>
>I went to jail for robbing a Shop n Save, and now I can't get a job.

I didnt ruin my life. You did by the way. With this cancerous thread. kys

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Years of depression.
Left me with no options but to strap in and enjoy the ride.
Now I have a mean domineering face and cold eyes.
Don't remember what love feels like.
Hard to make friends since I'm used to being alone.
Everyone thinks I look very serious.
I'm reality though I'm a cool guy, funny and charismatic. I want to love someone and drop these fucking barriers but this is all I know.
I want to know what it's like to live for someone else. Good example of my life
>help best friend for 3 years with his brain cancer
>he passes away , last words "I love you"
>I speak at his funeral.
Haven't cried ever about it and I look back a think why haven't I ? I thought the ol feels train would come on back. Nope. Nothing.

>>736743889
How did u know it got really bad for u to stop?

i spent my 20s doing absolutely nothing and now i feel like i was born yesterday

it's painful to be in my 30s and without any kind of direction, still living with my dad, no money, no car, no prospects

fuck

>>736743036
I destroyed my first ever relationship by being an insecure little bitch that was too jealous and too open with the girl I was dating.
I realized how insecure I am and I don't know if I'll ever find love. I just can't seem to date a girl who dated someone before, can I help it somehow or am I fucked for life and seek the impossible?

>>736743036
I fucked your mom. Now she won't leave me alone about how worthless you are even though I offered to pay for the womb scraping.

>>736743853
you got a 5 year old pregnant ??? ADMIN !

>>736743036
by rob do you mean you robbed the place or stole a bunch of food from a grocery store?

>>736743973
>I didnt ruin my life
Why are you on b then?

>>736744080
When every trip became a bad one, that and the hallucinating all the time when not taking any thing.

>>736743036
99% of people's problems are related to choices they made but are not prepared to accept. Protip if you think you have a shit hand think about the choices you have made. take responsibility for them rather than looking for some other fucker to blame and then take that power and sort your shit out - easy

i got addicted to hookers, then when I got busted I had to get sober

now all i have is a steady job and a nuclear family

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I let myself go

>>736743036

I see shit like this and it just makes me appreciate how fucking lucky I've been. When I was younger I worked as a security guard at a mall and all the guards there at the time spent every night going into stores and taking whatever we wanted. Years later the severity and potential consequences of what I'd participated in hit me and I couldn't believe how stupid I was. Half the guys I worked with then are cops now on top of all of that.

One bad or lucky break and I'm you. Sucks to be you but I feel for you man.

>>736743036
>>>736743973
>>I didnt ruin my life
>Why are you on b then?
Because my attempt to sleep failed miserably

>>736744335
Armed robbery.

>>736744353
kek

>>736743036
I tried to be neenja

>>736744487
Storytime. Why'd you do it?

Im the dreaded 2nd coming of the "messiah" only because of my stupid fucking name

>>736743853

So you don't pay child support but you whine about not getting to see your kid. The government (meaning all of us who are working and paying taxes) gives her $500 but you don't have a job.

She was right. You are a piece of shit.

>>736744405
I'm on the "sorting shit" part. Not so easy.

>>736744487
Should've robbed a person instead. Cameras are everywhere now, from street corners to waiting rooms. Stupid plan to begin with and you had it coming.

>>736743036
if I saw that picture on an acid trip it would totally fuck my mind up permanently

>>736743036
Booze, weed and apathy

I tried killing myself by ODing on cough syrup 3x, now I have multiple personality syndrome and have no real self image of what is 'me' anymore. I can't hold down a job, or make genuine human connection because they all think I am being 'fake' for something I literally have no control over anymore.

stopped going outside.
it ruined me mentally.
my personality is just broken now.
it's nothing but depression, and i have no social skills.

>>736744603
And you've clearly taken the bluepill.

Found 16 year old gril and got her pregnant.

Still together 9 years later but she's a blood sucking leech from which there is no escape.

Long story short, I was broke 9 years ago and I'm still broke now. The only difference is I have blue balls now.

>>736743036
Easy: I went to school.

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I was born

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>>736743853
Damn man. I feel for ya /b/rother. Was almost in a similar situation but the kid ended up not being mine.

>>736744285
You should probably kill yourself.

>>736744798
This

Thanks gubbmint for the $30,000 bill for a piece of paper worth absolutely nothing to employers because I don't have experience

>>736744603
I worked and paid taxes. Probably made more money and paid more into the system than you did.

I'm trying my best but I can't even get out of bed most mornings. Chances are you're some kid who has no idea what it's like to have a kid let alone lose one, so shut the fuck up.

Besides, she's already used the money she gets to pay off her credit card debt, among other things. It's supposed to be my son's money and only his.

>>736744199
you can help it by not being an insecure little bitch, chuck.

I have chosen to believe my own lies, 10 years later everything was destroyed. Now i'm just an hungry ghost

>>736744358
im in the same boat friend, welcome to the endless sea of shit

at least we have a vessel

for now

>>736743853
Get a dna test

>>736744487
ok because I did the opposite
for a long time I stole thousands of dollars in groceries over a period of time
got arrested but I didnt let it ruin my life
maybe it was cleared off my record because it was my first offence
but I hid it from my job well and managed to not get fired
I eventually got fired for something else that I stole related to the stores I worked for and went on food stamps

It was the best thing that ever happened to me
I was at rock bottom and now I worked my way up at my new job making 45k a year with a new car of my own, a company car and free iphone

dont just give up

>>736744900
does it work like that? can I just pretend I don't care and eventually I won't? it bothers me, I can't help it

>>736744976
The kid looks just like me. Thinking of signing over my parental rights at this point even though it's the last thing I want to do. I ended up spending a night and day in the psych ward. Was supposed to stay longer but it only was making things worse, so I checked myself out.

My ex and her family are killing me though. I honestly think they want me to just kill myself.

I haven't ruined my life yet but I'm getting there

>>736745171
go to college.
Work the bare minimum you have to and just go to college for fucking ever if you can untill the kid is older then get a nice job and bank out

>>736743036
I've been considering armed robbery... can you tell me where you went wrong, what you would have done differently etc

>>736745299
Thinking about it. Was in college for awhile already. Have some debt but it isn't too bad. Not a bad plan, anon. Getting myself set up with a place to live first, thanks.

>>736745321
>I've been considering armed robbery
but my mom won't let me

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>>736743472
Underrated as fuck

>>736745102

i swear, there is a magical trick : learn to don't give a shit.

I suceed in my life after a nervous breakdown which lead me homeless for 2 months.

Now it's like everything can't be that important, it's like a superpower i swear. When i talk with someone, i often tell them that they are not important to me or everyone and this shit works because thoses faggot keep coming to me.

It's like that i transformed into some kind of light or something and all of these people are
night butterfly

>>736743853
At least that bitch only took a son not an innocent young bf daughter big daddy. You're not missing out on that much

>>736745413
Nah I have a glock43, a ski mask, and I literally live a 3 min walk down some stairs to a corner store. I'd just take the cash and run back to my apartment. I'd be home before the pigs even showed up

>>736743036
Someone robbed my Shop and Save and now I can't find anyone to hire

>>736744137
I feel you anon I wasted the past 5 years of my life you inspire me my man

>>736744708
start lifting

>>736743036
I got married and moved to a part of the country that I hate.

there is no problemo with my life. I'm a grown ass dude who live like a retarded teen. I drink and smoke weed, an everything is alright.

I don't work, i live with my trans gf, it's good life

>>736743036
4 public intoxes this year. Walked in to some old strangers house and drank beer on his washer till the police showed up.

>>736745743
You probably could pull it off. Leave a backpack nearby to stash your mask, and the money, and maybe a jacket if you're going to wear one during the robbery. Might help.

Let me know how it goes ;)

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>>736743036
You need to meet our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

>>736745384
Yeah man, that way you can avoid child support, help yourself, make your ex jealous, and have money. It'll just take a while.
Also, no matter what you fucking do.
Don't get another bitch pregnant.

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>>736745759

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>>736744427
Tits or GTFO

>>736746095
Thanks, /b/ro.

>>736744052
I bet all those years of loneliness left you with a bearded neck and a collection of swords and trilbies

>>736744427
Still want to see tits

Lost all toes in a mowing accident.

Penis

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falling into depression

>>736745949
Dumbass even when I used to do b&e'a ir had. Legit reason other than trashing some random persons house

Took the love of my life for granted as lost her. That "ruining" my life would be a bit extreme though. She hates me which is understandable but still. After all the shut you and put me through I still like you: sorry, K. I'll always remember the great times we had together. Most "pure" love ive ever experienced

>>736743036
Got married

>>736750220
I wonder how things would've been had I been not completely retarded. She was like my other half and unfortunately if I had common sense back then I would've realiEd she was the best I've ever had. I almost hope she sees this

>>736750368
Sorry Katie

Lost license 4 years ago because I was a drunk.

Now I'm 27, have a useless Bs degree and wait tables

>>736743036
I'm white, 24, no debt, associates degree
>dead end job, anxiety as fuck, alcoholic
could_be_worse.jpg

>>736744052
what a fag lol

>>736744829
3edgy5me

I watch sissy hypno and play with my ass to the point where in air headed and can't make eye contact?

How do I get better?

>>736743036
I tried to lose my virginity to my teacher and she ended up cucking me for another teacher after I choked

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>>736746020
After a fight with my wife this evening, I actually prayed for the first time in years. I don't think it helped.

>>736743036
I shot myself in the knee and now have constant pain and a perma-limp..

>>736744487
>Armed robbery.

holy shit, nigger


literally

>>736744591

spell it Hey Zeus

>>736744887

yeah, blame the government

I fucked my Sister.

>>736753512
Could be a meth addicted piece of white trash.

>>736743318
Same.

Suicide or divorce if we still love each other, but my mental health is starting to drag her down too? There are considerable life insurance policies on me.

>>736744684
Really? You can't blame weed for that

>>736753708
Story?

>>736743036
Kellyanne Conway

>>736745171

Kek.

Good luck successfully waiving parental rights to avoid child support, no sane judge would or will allow it.

>>736743218
>2017
>4chan
>using the xd emoticon

>>736743036
I got a dui. Didnt ruin my life but set me back 3 years.

>>736744137
Just want you to know that I'm 29 with a paid off bmw and I own my house with s sports car in the garage. I didn't even do anything that fantastic either. You must really have sucked

>>736743853
I've been in your shoes. What I did was switch from it work to learning a trade and getting paid in cash. I started off sweeping the floors but eventually learned welding and metal fabrication. You make 20ish an hour cash doing that. Best of luck dude. The system sucks, the only way to get ahead is work outside of it.

>>736757451
Im 25 and im doing better than you. Im >>736757361 quit trying to bring him down

>>736757704
Maybe but I'm not a wagecuck working to make someone else rich.

>>736757944
Rather be a wagecuck knowing i get paid salary then depending on people to buy my shit/service

>>736743036

I started dating and got married. Those MGTOW guys have it right.

>>736758218
Ya being your own boss and not having any set hours while working 20 hour weeks is stressful.

Come work for me. I only work 20 hrs and make 75k/yr

I got arrested for using google without a VPN to find and download cat goddess shit too often. I'd fap to it and then delete it so I did this over and over for almost a year before they arrested me. They seized all my computers/phone etc, the normal routine including those at work.

The judge felt bad for me I think and believed me when I blamed it on my alcoholism and depression and that I never would have done it if it wasn't for 4chan. I only got a small time in jail and a fine but, well, you can imagine how being arrested and having your shit seized for CP can ruin your reputation for the rest of your life. I moved to a new state and even now I get a ton of shit for it and I'll never have a good job again unless I can somehow get that expunged from my record.

>>736759377
You deserve it pedophile. They should have killed you.

>>736759980
it wasn't really a pedo thing honestly, it was just the only thing at the time that could make me feel any kind of excitement just because I knew it was taboo. Haven't looked at or wanted to look at the stuff since.

>>736757217
>2017
>4chan
>Taking the bait

>>736760041
No one believes you. Kill yourself so your family name can have some dignity. Your life is already over.

>>736760155
okay.jpg

>>736760189
Rope is cheap. Even a jobless pedo like you can afford a noose.

>>736760189

Find the nearest tree and wrap your car around it.

>>736760491
cars are engineered to save your life i. the event of an accident you fucking clueless retarded shitstain

>>736743036
Fucked my twin sister for three years, got her pregnant and we're both now ostracized from our family... have only a few friends, and both had to drop out of college and move away/change states to get away from our psycho parents trying to split us apart and put us into a mental health hospital.

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>>736744052
Is this some kind of fedora edgelord bait?

>>736743036
I'm a terrible alcoholic and it's ruined relationships and semi ruined my work life.

I got emotionally vested in a long distance relationship and after she fucked my heart i got super depressed and got two semesters of shit grades. I don't think i have a high enough GPA to get financial aid so i have to work which i was planning on doing but this sucks. I have no motivation, got fat and lost my muscle from not going gym, depressed just enough for the fatigue to put me to sleep when i have/want to do things. I miss what we could have been but not her if you get it.waiting for family to be gone to call the behavioral therapist i got a number for from doctor.

>>736760155
Find reddit.
Fuck off back to it.

>>736761174
>muh internet community

>>736755552
You can actually. Studies have shown that it dulls the brain permanently after prolonged usage.

I was a manager for a Shop n Save near St. Louis that got robbed a few years back...

Are you the balding brown haired faggot that tried to stick up the store?

>>736761277
Burgle turds elsewhere normie.

>>736757361
Fucking same and got that shit 3 months after I turned 21. Still dealing with it. So much fucking money gone.

>>736743036
went to jail for DUI. Just got out after 2 years. The struggle is real

>>736760824
That kid is going to be seriously fucked up mentally.

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>Burgle turds elsewhere normie.

>>736743036
I was born.

>>736745645
Man, that's so fucking funny and true and relatable in the same time. Lately I just fucking lost hope in everything/everyone, yet not caring about anything was the only thing that lifted me up or made everthing easier because you're just feel-less (is that even a word ?)

>>736760824
if you can verify this. Your set for life. book deals, movies and paid appearances

>>736761567
nah. My Dia-Katana is way better and my fedora is red. Pretend like how no one likes you irl, then apply that here.

Reddit, fuck off to it. Its simple not even you can fuck it up.

>>736761804
I did have hope that we might be more accepted given the gender climate now and people seeking acceptance for that kinda thing... but it won't change the minds of people who were close

Also, how do you figure we'd have movie deals etc?

>>736761551
How do you figure as long as we raise him like loving parents? Just because we (sis and I) shared a womb doesn't mean our kid A) hast o know or B) would even give a fuck.

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>>736761903
But I don't use Reddit, anon. I use 4chan, and I use it to pester faggots like you who like your comfy memes and board culture.

>>736743853
500 a month isn't enough to raise a baby you fucking idiot

>>736744052
>no saddness
because you're repressing it. your sadness DOES show. it manifests itself in your coldness. it's called enacting.
source: therapy for 4 years

I was nazi and i thinked whites should rule over the earth because muh muh progress race making "no povertyxd".
Seriously, nazism is against the love of God.

>>736743472
Agreed underrated as fuck.

>Had every opportunity to go to college paid for
>Depression ruined it
>Fucked my GPA
>Out of shape
>No motivation at all

drugs.

>>736743036
You are funny mine is.kidnapping and i hope mercy on you you soft as blubber fuckwad

>>736743036
>I went to jail for robbing a Shop n Save, and now I can't get a job.

I went to college and got $40,000 in debt, and now I can't get a job.

Should have just robbed a Shop n Save.

>>736761546
It will get better

>>736764027
>>I went to college and got $40,000 in debt, and now I can't get a job.
Yet.

>>736762382
oh. That is great. I don't know what any of that shit is though. I just came here from reddit.

>>736763792
ever done a ransom

I want to hear her voice one last time and talk to her again

>>736758595
And at the end of the day you go to sleep knowing that you're a piece of shit that gets his jollys making someone else feel bad. Yep you're doing great. You piece of shit.

>>736762749
>nazism is against the love of God
No shit, bud

I didn't "ruin my life" but I ruined my chances with the one girl I truly loved and had a great connection with. Unfortunately I'll probably never see her again

>>736743036
I met a girl I thought was perfect.

She had so many issues. Like seriously. So fucking many. It hurt me and the relationship.

I blackmailed some people.

I was sexually assaulted by a fat bitch so I got revenge by cyberbullying chicks.

I sexted/got sexted by some sluts.

I sexted my current gf (issue bitch) while we were both not 18.

Corrupt fucking legislation will cause that to be a problem and I'm not even a pedo.

Then there is other revenge based shit that has basically sealed my fate.

>>736743036
Let me guess, USA?

I am also a porn addict and it got so bad.

I do not like animals but I love seeing a slut getting plowed by a dog.

I hate pornography so much and it's all over /b/

I save porn, don't even fap to it, fap to something else completely and delete all my /b/ savings.

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>>736744708
Same

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>>736765765
Have you thought of just accepting the porn and keeping it under control?

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>>736765979
despite being an archetype neckbeard i guess i'm thankful to not look like one.
i look a bit soulless and dejected, though.

>>736744052
We're not so different, you and I

>>736766331
I request tits

>>736766331
Tits and/or femboy cock or gtfo

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>>736766384
>>736766500
my body is a bit unsightly

>>736766532
...continue

With timestamp please

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>>736766532
Now we're cookin boys!

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>>736766384
>>736766500
Is like to personally thank you anons for getting this thread moving toward something fapworthy

>>736766532
>> a bit
You misspelled 'very'.

>>736766849
Says the anon who likely weighs more than the car he borrows from his mommy to go to the comic book store.

>>736743036
I was mean to my gf by saying her family is white trash. They are, but i shouldnt have told her. Now i hate everything and everyone. I dont want to hurt myself but i encourage anybody to shoot me dead. Now i live like no lives matter, especially me. What should i do to shake things up?

>>736743036
I just drink

giving a shit about people who dont really give a shit about me...and yet i continue to do it

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>>736766971
it's good to stay hydrated

>>736766532
Show benis

>>736766922
Fucking hellfire burn!

>>736743036
Schizophrenia runs in my family.

So I smoked a lot of weed 24/7 when I was younger, making sure I would trigger psychosis in me myself. Now my brain chemistry is fucked up for life and I'm still on disability because of it.

>>736764758
Laughing all the way to the bank bud

>>736766922
I haven't read comics since I was 12 and I also don't play dressup in girls clothes in a vain attempt at fishing for compliments.

>>736766532
I would also like to see more

>>736767168
>smoked a lot of weed 24/7 when I was younger, making sure I would trigger psychosis in me myself

Umm... that ain't how it works homey

>>736767023
Why though? Toxic people are cancerous

>>736766013
Tried.

Idk what's wrong with me man.

I just want to die.

I want a way out.

>>736767168
Lol you are full of shit. Your chemistry was already fucked from your terrible genes. Quit it and seek meds from a doctor dummy.

i became disabled through a disease that isn't inherited. sometimes i lose my ability to walk and use my arms.

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>>736766331
Same

>>736766532
Kik?

>>736767419
Prove it

Other anon did

>>736767349
>Quit it and seek meds from a doctor
No shit sherlock.
>>736767296
There are enough studies that show that regular weed usage in teens with developing brains, result in a higher rate of schizo though in later adult life. If the right genes are present for it. So it's pretty much exactly how it works.

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every little thing
gon be alright

>>736767330
Therapy

CBT will fix that in about 6-8 weeks

>>736767373
How?

I brought a shitload of bad karma onto myself and now I'm having to deal with it every day

>>736767545
Bob Marley lmao

>>736743036
Fell too hard for online dating meme. Sure I got laid a lot more than I would have alone but it fucked me up for good. Really hard to respect women these days or even feel for them. Hopefully this one girl I'm talking to doesn't fuck up like the rest.

>>736767578
how so?
not that anon but i don't know how therapy is really supposed to do anything
i just started because i wanted to cry to someone

>>736767530
Source?

Because my Masters in Clinical Mental Health Counseling states otherwise. As does this Harvard study.

https://psychcentral.com/news/2013/12/10/harvard-marijuana-doesnt-cause-schizophrenia/63148.html

>>736743036
i looked at child porn and got caught.
just kidding, never got caught. shits dope

>>736767326

i am not sure

>>736767739
For example:
http://www.bmj.com/content/325/7374/1212?variant=full-text
http://bjp.rcpsych.org/content/184/2/110.short

>>736767669
What did you do?

>>736767696
Cognitive behavioral therapy works more toward exploring and identifying the reasons that a behavior has manifested and helps you learn to use coping mechanisms to change those behaviors.

Not all therapy is just to cry, some people want to change things in their lives.

>>736767530
Actually the opposite. the studies show it delays or halts development, but schizo is a genetic and environment factor. Besides being "schizo" is just a made up term by social scientists that can't comprehend the idea that our personalities are a combination of every influential person to which you have been exposed. Hearing voices is essentially just your own thoughts imagined through the voice of influencers. understand they are a part of you and accept your fate.

>>736743853
>Time police here

I'm going back in time to make sure you were never born. This should save this thread.

Ive been masturbating since i was 9 years old, i did it to every kind of porn and now nothing turns me on, its really hard to have a healty relationship when you cant have sex.

i got into a fight, got hit in the eye, am now permanently legally blind in that eye. fuck me

>>736767899
>both written in early 2000's
>neither uses credible research methods
>neither have credible psychologists involved
>neither are correct

>>736768094
Also false

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>>736767487
Cant

>>736767739
But reading through this new resarch article, good to know resarch on this topic is still going on, and I might not be to blame for my psychosis after all.. who knows, science has new findings every day that contradicts old studies. Maybe it's just a corralation and not a cause effect scenario, in which people prone to schizo are just more eager to try out weed for some reason, which would explain the old studies results I think.

>>736768094
Ah I accepted my fate long ago, I just always understood that I was partially to blame for it because of my heavy juvenile weed usage, but maybe new research proves me wrong on that, wouldn't be too bad.

I just know that weed triggers psychosis in me from my own experience, that I can't smoke anymore, or it will trigger psychosis in me, but that of course doesn't mean it's the root cause of it, maybe you anons are right with your new studies..

>>736767980
I was married to a woman that broke my heart and then went out of her way to hurt me in every way she could on her way out of our marriage. After about 6 months I decided to get over it and start dating again. Met someone and after 5 dates in one month she told me that she was falling in love with me. Got way too real. I broke it off with her immediately. Seeing her cry was the best I'd felt since my marriage fell apart. It felt like ecstasy. Well I repeated this process 9 more times over the next 2 years. Finding girls on dating sites, dating for a month or 2, fucking every chance we had, then the minute they said they loved me I'd break it off. I have never cum so hard as I would jerking it thinking about that crying. That pain. Then I met the one that I fell for. Hard. We dated 6 months. I'd met her parents and siblings, we'd made plans for her to come to Christmas with my family. I told her that I loved her. She got really weird and left. Texted me the next morning that she couldn't see me again. I haven't spoken to her since. And to this day I don't think I'll ever love again.

>>736768014
I have literally ruined my life.

I was a bullying victim. The principal told me to leave the school. He lied about sending my transcript to another school so I was assed out.

I had to go to another school with problems (my mother made me go)

Got bullied by thugs and some gang shit broke out and I had to be withdrawn.

This principal said he would call back when I could return. He never did.

I fell into a downward spiral.

My high school diploma, prom, crush, and future gone, like that.

I fell into cybercrime and dropping documents on people for revenge.

I want to frame a teacher and decided to do the principal instead.

Eventually, I backed out of this in mid plan and just spammed some animal and tranny porn to the faggot's inbox and had dildos/gay porn sent there.

I fucked up bad and now I am probably fucked.

>>736768565
Ha fag

>>736768463
Self-medication is the norm for most people with schizophrenia, schizotypal personality disorder, or schizoaffective disorder. The comorbidity between mental illness and substance abuse is very high.

>>736743036
I downloaded CP one drunken night, now I'm a registered sex offender for life and haven't had a job in 16 years.

>>736768781
So you talked to a 17 year old?

>>736768781
how do you get caught?

>>736768201
Shit, was your eye all bloody too? I'm glad that didn't happen to me :^)

>>736768737
Also ADHD too

>>736757451

Just want you to know that I'm
> in my mid-to-late 30s and overweight
29 with
> a large collection of My Little Pony dolls
a paid off bmw and I own my
> live in my mom's
house with s sports car in the garage.
> nope
I didn't even do anything that fantastic either. You must really have sucked

>>736759377
Wtf is cat god shit??

>>736768686
Nah, I've worked with people who have fucked to way worse than you and seen them change. If you're willing to admit you need help and willing to do the work then change will come. If you are just ready to accept your fate, then that's when you're life becomes fucked.

>>736768781
How was prison, man?

Are you trolling or serious?

What happened that led to you getting screwed?

>>736768781
damn man, sorry you got caught

>>736768974
That's why I added "mental illness". Almost all tend to self-medicate to some degree from depression to anxiety and PTSD... pretty much everything in between. Cheaper and easier to get drugs on the street than from a doctor for most people.

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>>736745645
>o some kind

haha cool

>>736769088
I'm jail time fucked.

I blackmailed a slut from the /b/ kik threads so that makes it sexual.

I'm better off dead. I don't want to go out like that.

>>736769062
Nice try, FBI

>>736760041
Exactly.

You were a porn addict.

>>736769302

Blackmailed how? For nudes? Unless you threatened to kill her then there won't be jail time for you even if they find out who you are.

>>736768912
yeah....bled inside. fucking hell. you're fucking lucky man.

>>736769515
Nudes. Yes.

>>736768889
downloaded off P2P honeypot where they can see your IP

>>736769153
No prison, serious, got suspended sentence and probation, and lifetime sex offender registration requirement (California).

>blackmail sites promoting it
>google search on name still brings it up #1 or 2

>>736769642
There's no jail time for that man. If there was then 90% of /b/ would be in the clink

>>736769517
Damn. Must've hurt like a bitch dude. My eye was solid blood red for a solid 3 months after that fight. I hate crackheads

>>736769796
I still feel guilt. I became what I hated.

>>736769646
You got shock probation.

Lucky as hell.

That sucks though.

P2P is the same shit as piracy right?

Isn't that blue box shit people do here p2p?

That was dumb man.

Barebacked a stripper and caught the herp.

I had kids

>>736769822
hahah I'm sure you fucking do man. what's the story?

Downloaded Japanese drawings of school girls. FBI raped me with a nightstick.

>>736743036
>have 3.9 GPA
>get free ride scholarship
>get drunk all the time and never go to class
>drop out
>now I make minimum wage and live with my grandmother

>>736770382
PUNChed by an angry crackhead who wanted to rob me, caught a cheap shot to the eye before I fucking leveled him

>>736765329
Same here anon. Women are bitches and i have been convinced by my best of friends that my mistake was honesty. Dont tell them how you feel, ever. They want a facade dream world, not a reality check where there is no god.

>>736765512
How do you get sexually assaulted by a bitch? Cant you just knock a bitch out? I feel like smashing faces of every stranger i see, fat bitches included.

>>736770749
NAH man, that's the wrong mindset. My girl really was the one, and I'm not the type to believe in that "true love" BS but she really was. Labeling all women as bitches because of a couple bad experiences won't help either, you'll become jaded and miss a lot of opportunies. There are good women out there, and it's worth the wait. Don't become a Mgtow cuck

>>736770965
>8th grade
>class full of kids
>teacher gone
>bitch walks right up to me and jacks me off through my clothes and I can not fight her strong ass off of me so I yelled loudly.

>>736770098
Yes, P2P has apps where you can download music and movies that are stored on other users' computers. You put in a search phrase and it shows you 50 places to download it from.

>put in CP search phrase somebody says in a /b/ thread
>click download
>2 months later, doorbell at 9pm
>im sgt smith from county sex offender task force, this is FBI agent jones
>can we come in and talk to you?
>ummm, sure
>are you alone? any guns
>no
>we just want to clear this up, aren't going to arrest you or anything, but did you use (app)
>umm
>...because we know you do, we have logs
>yes, but I didn't do anything illegal
>well, if you did we don't care, we just want to know and we'll delete anything you might have done illegal
>ummm, yea I downloaded one thing
>OK WHERE IS IT
>ummm, in my computer room
>CAN YOU SHOW US
>yea, it's just a compu...
>STAY THERE
>(furtive talk on walkie talkies)
>YOU ARE FREE TO GO, WE ARE GETTING A SEARCH WARRANT

>>736770749
I would put money on it that his friend his gay, has a crush on him, and helped convince him of this.

His friend will now slowly comfort him until one day he wakes up with dick in the ass.

>>736771507
Sorry that happened but, top kek

>>736771008
Idk what mgtow is, but no she only liked me for the sex. When i would talk about reality she would say i made her stressed. She fucked and sucked me every night even the night before she dumped me through a text. I always thought she was ribbing when she said she only liked me for the sex, now i realize she meant it. We lived together five years.

>>736771529
Haha no we both like sex with women, but you flatter me.

>>736771848
She was fucked up. Not you.

She was the issue. You dodged a bullet.

>>736744353

That's how I ruined my life. /b/.

>>736771507
>go outside apartment, don't know where else to go
>google "sex crime attorney <my city>"
>call, some guy with TV blaring in background
>ummm, I got police in my apartment what should I do
>"ask them to leave"
>"LOL NO"
>"okay come to my office"
>give him credit card, $2,500 charged
>drive back
>admit to lawyer what I downloaded
>lawyer tells them they'll find CP in my computer
>ask him why the fuck he said that
>"cuz they'll find it anyway and it shows you're cooperative"
>8 months later plead no contest
>life ruined

>>736771339
If that's true im sorry i said that. That's horrible and i can't imagine. The worst childhood experiences i had were concussions from my dad hitting me.

>>736762593
Know how to shop, know what to get, and live in any first world country. $350 is nearly enough

>>736772060
Ya but i was pretty mean with my words. I didnt yell or act violent, but i called her family white trash and her sister a dike to her constantly. I was honest and it is an accurate description, but she hates me for it.

I could've been valedictorian. School said I'm gifted. Mental issues beat the shit outta me. I wasted opportunity. I'm going to college, but I want to die. I'm a chick, so maybe stripping can get me some money. I have no motivation for anything . and I'm drunk so that helps

>>736772238
It is. I'll never forget it.

The irony is she became a teen mother and flunked out.

I doxxed her because when I confronted her later, she denied it.

Led to a detective calling my house on a false report.

Doesn't matter, still got revenge.

>>736772481
same situation
except not drunk right now god dammit

>>736772587
md 2020 my friend, get some

>>736772495
Ya i dont think i would be as tame as doxing if somebody physically invaded me like that. I would make her suffer.

>>736772481
what mental issues?

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>>736743036
>washed out of the military twice
>didn't stay in Korea like I should have
>didn't major in Comp Sci
To be fair, at least, Comp Sci wasn't an available option at the college which I started.

>>736772481
Stripping won't make you happy. Talk to a counselor. If you think you are attractive enough to strip and smart enough for school you can do much better.

>>736772987
PTSD OCD schizophrenia agoraphobia then the usual generalized anxiety and MDD. I feel like a bitch about it though like cmon, y'know?

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I was born black. Shit sucks.

>>736772973
Can't really do much since a cop was pulled into it.

Can't afford the drama.

I would have blackmailed her and put her in debt by now if it wasn't for that.

>>736773105
I tried counseling but I'm just a bitchass who can't accept past trauma, so I bury it and pretend it didn't happen. but thanks, I do think I'm smart enough for school, just no motivation

>>736767169

Til the eventual economic collapse where you're back on even terms with the nignogs you mistreated. Have fun with the assraping

>>736772481
Tits or gtfo

born rich so..i don't have to do pretty much nothing..

>>736773229
Damn nigga... that's rough

>>736770098
>haven't had job in 16 years
>because of a phrase someone said on /b/

/b/ wasn't around 16 years ago, go troll somewhere else.

>>736773343
Especially learn grammar

>>736773318
posted my tits yesterday, sorry you missed it

>>736773318
I concur

We need to see drunken failure mental illness tits with timestamp

Drugs and hopelessness
Playing depressing music and browing 4chan while depressed just to get more depressed

Here's to life

>>736773433
Wtf. Who are you replying to, dumbass?

>>736773476
Then you can do it again

second language, but you know, if you understand it worked