Hiring a hooker for next Friday. Here's the conversation

Can she shit in your mouth? Ask her to describe it

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This is after...want to see the earlier convo?

>>736736630
I like how ignoring her is on the nope list lol

>>736736935
She said pee and scat is ok.

I actually want to hire this slut. 18 years old.

Do nothing too bad. I am 36 by the way.

Posts ending 44 I promise to text and ask.

>>736737212
Haha I know.

I don't even know how the fuck that would work.

Fuck her and ignore her while fucking her?

I need to know if she swallows and lets me cum on her face. Then job done I am sold.

Post her image anon

>>736737633
Give me a minute

>>736737633
And checked by op.

Looking for 44 though kid: so close

>>736736630
>okay with scat/piss
>not okay with kissing
You can do better, anon

how is she a hooker if she doesn't do sex...or am I reading this wrong.

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>>736737633
Here's one

How did you find her?

>>736736630
SEX is literally not okay why the fuck do you bother with her??

>>736738114
I didn't even fucking realise that man.

I have asked on Your behalf thank you anon.

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Forgot the screenshot

>>736738256
Adultwork. Where are you anon?

U.K. I can hook you up big time

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What about milf Jane??

With no feedback. Do I text her now?

>>736738539
Ya I was gunna say lol

Would you still hire if you don't get to fuck?
I wonder if she's saying that to stay whatever hookers think is "legal" when it comes to dealing with customers

WORST HOOKER EVER. Good job anons, you just saved this guy!

Find a different whore

>68 preferences
>passes up 69 preferences
Her mind ain't in it

>>736738922
I think she's just a fucking money grabbing cunt. I won't be booking her now.

So any posts still ending 44 OR 01, 09 ask anything I will ask. Fuck her. Can't guarantee a reply.

>>736739214
Miserable slut right?

>>736736630
What is with all the cancerous x's?. Is that just how eurotrash text?

>>736739110
I posted another whore.

What you think.

And cheers anons genuinely. Fucking nice one. Should I live stream the fucking?

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turn this into a dubs decides

>>736739327
Alright you fat American fuck.

Yeah we use x's when we can't find any plastic cheese to become president.

>>736739453
Fucking dubs decides you cunt

Lol curious to see how this whore doesn't do sex

Check out the other whore I posted.

Reckon I hire one now and don't pay her when she gets here... see what happens? Obviously she will want the cash up front it's always the way.

Dumbass OP gonna get cucked by an escort

>>736739637
As am I.

>>736739453

do it bitch

>>736736630
You can poop on her but no sex? That just don't make no sense.

>>736739719
You fucking mong.

I have been fucking whores for the best part of ten years. I cuck the fucking escorts.

Come back when your balls have dropped you Kellogg's cornflaked ball sacked spastic.

>>736739922
Am I sending this?

stick a carrot up her cunt and call her bugs bunny

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Fucking stupid slut

>>736740065
Yes but change it from her to you

>>736740065
yes

-)what is entrapment

>>736740131
Your imagination is one of a small miserable Chinese post raped dwarf.

Tiny and miserable.

>>736740152
Already sent

>>736736630
Your talking to a cop.

>>736740225
and you sound like a fuckin dweeb.
keep on suckin daddy dick ya looney coon cunt

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>>736740145
10/10 alpha as shit
fuck that whore, save your money anon

>>736739922
I have a response

I will send £100 to anyone that gets even close to the response haha. It's classic.

>>736740225
trying too hard to come up with a witty insult but ended up making no sense.
>>736740319
you're not trying at all. but hey least the bugs bunny thing was amusing

>>736740384
"it's a legal thing ;)" ?

"i have a boyfirend, sex would be cheating."?

"i'm a hooker, not a whore!" ?

>>736738144
now thats one whale of a catch

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>>736740145
Kaiokek x 15

>>736740319
Would you like to know how to spell the word loony?

It doesn't have an E in it. Kinda like the phrase "I think you suck dick you fucking cunt"

It takes an education to understand complexities of this magnificence.

>>736740384
"no but it puts on the pounds"
"why would you poop -on- my butt?"

>>736740355
Dubs anon dubs!

>>736740384
I'm married and i don't want to be unfaithful to mt husband, but scat isn't sex and i need/like the money.
Should i setup a paypal linked to my throwaway [email protected]?

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Hahahaha

Still wants the business

>>736740551
i think you meant to say magnitude.
ya dumb cunt

>>736740599
So many dubs.

Post tits of GTFO.

Slut.

>>736740635
ha!
she's one of these pissy "domme" isn't she?

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>>736740145
Continue!!

>>736740635
Hahahaahhshahshs what the fuck is this shit

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>>736740635
>SHES POOPING ON YOU NO POOP ON HER

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>>736740635
>"You can't fuck me, but I'll shit on you for 500 euros"

>>736740551
it takes an education?
LMAO
nah just basic knowledge of the english language.
einstein.

>>736740772
kids these days

>>736740679
No. I meant magnificence.

The fact you have misunderstood speaks volumes about your capacity to understand the human condition.

I think that Facebook is missing you.

And your dads Cock is looking a bit limp...

Get the FUCK IN THERE ANON!!

So for £500 you can't fuck her, but she will shit on you if you want?

For £500 it'd have to be the fucking loot. No holds barred. Anything you fucking wanted. With 2 of them.

Glad you noticed this shit. Worst slut ever.

>>736738676
US :/

>>736740145
i just figured she meant "anal sex" and put a comma by mistake but she is genuinely retarded

>>736740839
nah you meant magnitude son.
past your bedtime anyway lad.
keep fantasising about that dick chump

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>>736737212
That bitch won't last long in the future.
https://youtu.be/3c2KoWddKD4

>>736738144
WinRAR!

>>736740772
Thank you for making me not read ops shit

>>736740817
Failure to use grammar and capitalise...English, Einstein and It when starting a new sentence.

But sees fit to slag someone off for use of the English language!

You really are a fucking moron. Hey if you are in the UK. Let's meet up.

>>736740772
£500 FIVE HUNDRED OF THE QUEENS.

isnt it normal that i get paid if someone would shit on me. what a stupid slut.

>>736740635
You really would've gone to a bar with a hooker? Are you fucking stupid?

>>736740959
Based on this post, would you like some lessons in spelling? I feel they may be necessary for your future employment prospects...sorry. I mean buying a basement.

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>>736736938
No anal? No sex? No ignoring? If you need a friend, OP, I'll be your friend for 500 old-timey money.

>>736740907
No she means NO SEX I think

Say

Yo bud this whore is absolutely shite mate, I'll get her to Come round now and rape the life out of her and I'll shit on her face when I'm done

>>736736630
"How much to get a dog involved?"

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This is just a bad deal, might as well cost...

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>>736740772
>euros
Pounds you inbred faggot.

>>736741198
No of course not.

I can spell for a start.

>>736741315
>raping a whore
kek

>>736741301
500 for a hooker to not even be down to fuck lol. Shit pisses me off so much and that shes only 18 id still make her meet up and you know what happens next.
I walk out with no nut and 500 euros

>>736741407
I'll bet you wish you'd had euros now.

>>736741400
Winrar

What's her profile I might be interested in getting a blowjob

>>736741472
Why not just get an fwb thing going with some hot sloots and do this with a regular crew at 0 an hour?

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>>736741400

It's happening.

Why has no one checked the other whore I posted.? She is a lot fitter. I want to text her.

>>736741481
No one wants euros. Not even eurofags.

>>736741048
correct grammar and punctuation? LMAO this is /b/ get the fuck outta here with that shit! i'm not interested in trying to have an argument with you son.
you have no decent insults, you speak like a fucking tory.
if we met up you'd only end up sucking my dick, and i'll be god damned if i'm getting head from a jumped up pompous little sixth form toff.
where's all this aggression coming from?
you still in school getting bullied?
i think you've had enough internet for one day, you're clearly overstimulated.
now get to bed! nick jr starts at 6 tomorrow morning!

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>>736741481
>I'll bet you wish you'd had euros now.
I live in Trump's 'Merika. euros are money of traitors.

>>736741572
post the pic too you idiot

>>736741599
Well except the Brits exchanging their pounds for euros due to the deflating currency, swarming our fucking atms and making me go across town to break a goddamn hundred.

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Response is boring

>>736741687
Ok ok, will you suck a dog tho?

>>736741242
soz to break it to you kid but "basements" come attached to houses.
also over here we call em cellars.
keep digging yourself a whole son ;)
give mummy a kiss from me yeah?

OP what the fuck. I will shit right on your fucking chest for just the cost of airfare from the states to where you are. Let's fucking Ryanair this shit fag. Make it happen.

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What about this slut?

£250 a fucking hour!!

How much for the fish fingers

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>>736741687
GOD DAMN IT, OP!! What are we rolling? Dubs? Singles? Timestamped pic?

>>736741541
My option is still 0 an hour lad.

>>736741894
nice

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>>736741894
Does he do anal?

>>736741832
You got a fucking dick?

I am no faggot or trap obsessed cringe fucking furry cuckolded cunt.

How much for 2 fishy fingers and 5 shitty fingers

>>736741913
What do you want?

I went with dubs ages ago you wanker

>>736742004
do you have 7 fingers anon?

limits... sex

this is a hooker?

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>>736741975
No idea I could ask...

>>736741997
Sure I got a dick. I'm not down with homo action, but for I guess you could suck it while I shit on you. I'm just trying to save you money here. We doing this?

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>>736741964
Here's another

Ask the new one if she is ok with inserting something in your rectal cavity, then pressing a button. She has to agree completly, whatever the thing is.
Ask if she can do it while you are driving. Then send a pic with c4

>>736742068
motherfuck ive got 12

>>736736630
mate ,ffs just buy a plane ticket to amsterdam and fuck some whores for 50bucks

>>736741894
Hell yes. Even if she is ugly.

You might want to make sure she's a real whore first and not a toilet that pretends

>>736742145
Yeah man definitely.

As long as I can Richard Chase your ass.

>>736739506
I'm American and that's still funny as shit

>>736742228
do toes count as fingers? or do thumbs count as toes?

>>736737351
Ignoring her. As in: ignoring her protests or cries for you to stop.

What are you, fucking twelve?

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>>736742050
You buried rolls in the comments. I guess I'm the faggot that doesn't read every fucking post.

>>736742289
the pinnacle of american humour - toilet humour.

>>736742203
I am tempted to just send this verbatim

Can we chill out naked with My gypsy romainian family

>>736742228
if you have 12 fingers total, what does your hand look like dear anon

>>736742473
Roma.
Romanian and Roma are completely different races.

>>736742313
Yes 11 actually.

Twice your mental age. Including fractions.

Don't worry you will learn about those complex things.

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>>736741894
>>736742123
>>736742199
No axe wound shot yet. I'm still looking for scars.

>>736742563
this the pedant cunt who has lots of friends at school cause he corrects their grammar yeah?
people really like it when you correct them :)

>>736742546
theyre all scum, it literally doesnt make a difference

>>736742440
Not verbatim, but do it

>>736742358
Don't be jealous, being easily amused is better than being stuffy and bitchy like you fucks

>>736742358
You my friend are welcome.

I for one welcome our new Melt in you Mouth orange overlord

>>736742563
underage REPORTED!

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Holy shit this is one dumb whore, OP
Lets troll the scat outta her

>>736742605
Closest without paying for personal photos.

I need fucking questions to ask I haven't even text her yet!!

>>736737212
>I like how ignoring her is on the nope list lol

God damnit anon. This made me spit my drink out, nigger said "the nope list"

>>736741687
ABOUT THREE FIDDY!

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First text to the new whore with the big tits.

Roll dubs .

>>736741687
Ask her if you can pay her in scat

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>>736743142
Send her the pic of the competition. >>736742123
and see if she'll budge on the price and sex.

>>736736630
>you send 30 lines
>she replies with one or two words

It's just a hooker OP. You don't have to treat her like a grill you're playing. In fact, treat no grill like that. Always invest less than they do.

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>>736743317
Her profile

>>736743317
i'm looking for a fun girl, i want a good lay and a good time, you're in?

>>736743346
Ask her if I can pay her in YOUR scat?

>>736743351
Get the fuck out of here beta faggot. No one wants to hear about your "formula".

>>736743349
Now I like this idea

>>736743397
A levels? CIM?

>>736743317
"Can I bring my dog Mr. Fluffles to take part in the dogging?"

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Response from brazillian Anita

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>>736743349
Doing this

>>736743478
this is b8 right?

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>>736743397
Holy fuck! Bi and anal? Get this bitch and have her bring a friend.

>>736743478
Yes I will post a full list if you want.

>>736743609
virgin

>>736743605
i'm not into the whole hooker game, sorry

found her!
>Victoriaminx

>>736743675
game?
you're not into the whole sex "game" are you?
gtfo you underage virgin

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>>736743478
Done...

>>736743675
Why post then you miserable cunt?

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>>736743437
I've got FWB's bro, you know nothing

>>736743605
What the fucking hell is A levels? Literally never heard that in my life

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>>736743672
>virgin
What?

>>736743762
i am, but i get attached to girls i bang so hookers are a big nope for me

i really have no idea what "A level" and CIM.... cock in mouth? where i'm from it's called a blowjob.

>>736736630
OP send link to ad so I can check if pics are fake. Experienced escort guy here

>>736743766
>Yes I'm
a dumb bitch

>>736743918
well its not what you'll be taking next year you underaged cunt.
but you do take your daddy's a levels on a nightly basis

>>736743609
You gonna join us? Or pay the extra? I am happy to pay £500.

I have done that before with 2 hookers for a grand for overnight. I had sniffed that much Charlie and I was taking steroids at the time I couldn't get it fucking up! Haha I eventually came all over their faces at like 5am after starting with the lap dancing at 12am.

>>736743918
Anal you faggot

>>736744037
Is it some retarded ass yuropoor thing then? Sorry I like to live in a civilized country on a civilized continent and not have to worry about Muslim refugees raping and killing my country.

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>>736743888
Still having a hard time caring.

>>736743987
Cum in mouth. OWO oral without A levels Anal. GFE girl friend experience

>>736744186
oh, thanks.

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>>736744142
That's ok, neither do I

>>736744265
HTH

>>736744130
i was inferring you are in the last year of secondary school 16 years old. because 16 year olds take a levels in sixth form.
a levels also means anal, and you take it in the arse from your dad each night.
thick cunt

>>736736630
>no sex
>no rubbing cock against pussy

wtf kind of hooker is that

>>736743993
You know what fuck it

https://www.adultwork.com/iOS/#profile_3890622

>>736744328
one with a dick

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>>736744076
>You gonna join us?
Let me get my good shoes on and I'll be right there.

>>736744441
You won't. You don't have the balls.

Your president looks like a bad calzone pizza that has had a stroke and doesn't know it yet.

>>736744319
God damn Europeans are fucking retarded. I guess hundreds of years of inbreeding was bound to fuck up your entire continent at some point.

>>736744422
Confirming?

>>736744620
>Europeans
ever heard of something called "Brexit" yankie doodle dick fiend?

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Slut replied

>>736744723
I didn't know that made you your own continent you fucking goblin. You're still a yuropoor retard.

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>>736744536
>Your president looks like a bad calzone pizza
Nothing you say can hurt freedom. Only freedom can kill freedom and Trump is banning freedom so that we can protect freedom in this free country.

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Trying to Trigger her.

Offer to pay her on the 30th by bank transfer if she comes now without payment? Haha what you reckon anons?

>>736744823
this has got to be b8.
no one can be this stupid, not even a yank.
wait...

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>>736739506
Oh yeah? We have better hookers. Have fun getting her sloppy shit all over you while you furiously masturbate to get a nut.

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Why has this turned into a fucking politics thread?

Do I ask her or not your fucking trap loving xunts?

>>736744422
>https://www.adultwork.com/iOS/#profile_3890622
Link didn't work?

>>736744859
A levels and CIMs. WTF r u taking about? Is this a hooker or a tutor?

>>736744963
I am going to hazard a guess your late response was due to you learning the alphabet and finishing off wanking your sisters cock.

>>736745060
Stop sounding like a crazy meth head anon kek

>>736744859
go for it. by the way, brazillians girls are awesome

>>736745060
because of that one yank trying to wind every up

>>736745124
Well she has a PHD in dick sucking for sure

Seriously no anal? The fuck she think she is.

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>>736745100
You are right just takes you to the homepage hang on

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>>736745100

>>736745124
>CIM
cum in mouth

>>736744909
Poor little goblin is too retarded to literally even know where on earth hes located
Sad!

>>736745232
Your mum?

>>736745308
well it sure as shit aint in the EU.
like literally.

>>736745164
Yeah thought I would ask her opinion haha and then link her to this thread

>>736745290
Well now I feel dumb for not realising. Thanks anon

>>736745406
Except literally you're still European in Europe.

I think I have been whiteknighted by one of you cuckold cunts

>>736740873
This, also greece's brothels are great. They don't look like much outside, but the inside of the buildings are pretty cool.

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>>736745517
No response

>says she doesn't do anal
>RREEE A LEVELS MEANS ANAL!!!!!!
Jesus Christ how are you all so fucking retarded?

>>736745523
fucking awesome in Rhodes and Lindos

You're a tool OP

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>>736736630
£500?!?!

Get a return flight from Amsterdam, cost you about £30/40 - then take your pick from some of the most beautiful girls who's pussy is for sale - sucky fucky costs you €50.

In bet your whore is a fucking dog, why wouldn't you go window shopping in the Dam?!

>>736745289
Images check out fine. I haven't read your conversations but make sure you get her to explicitly say that there are no additional charges for anything that she hasn't mentioned. Lots get you there and then say they want more for certain things

possibly the worst thread I've seen here all week, thanks for giving everyone here cancer you raging faggot OP

Obviously youre a fuckin tool if you dont make her do want you want her to

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>>736745151
Fucked

>>736745501
the united kingdom had a referendum.
we voted to leave the eu.
the united kingdom isn't geographically a part of europe.
i am not european.
couldn't care less if i was european, just stating the facts.
i'd rather be anything than american though.
y'all really are a bunch of thick hicks huh!

Should I pick a new one?

Or do anons want to pick for me?

This thread will 404 soon I think.

>>736745264
I bet your from bootle

>>736745606
You are fucking right sir. The babes grow in Amsterdam

>>736745767
i bet you're a wool

>>736745727
travel more, self-proclaimed

>>736745727
>thick hicks
>when Britains monarchy has been inbred for hundreds of years
>when 90% of the country is farm land
>when even in the city everyone still looks and acts like inbred goblin mongploids
Hmmmm..
You're also still European.

>>736745727
Someone's salty.

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>>736745877

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>>736745767
No close though.

You pick the next one.

Not candy pornstar though we have history and she will just tell me to fuck off.

>>736745823
Alright spaz

>>736745727
What continent do you think are now dumbass? It didn't change just because you left the EU

>>736744123
ridi culo us

>>736745937
Hawaii and Alaska are still part of the USA despite not being attached. They're also part of North America even if they weren't part of the USA. So they are proclaimed North Americans.
You're still European.

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Hehehe

Thing is I genuinely will be there as well.

>>736745891
>>736745877
you're right england is a shit hole.
but its actually 90% council estates and industrial parks.
i'm not patriotic, neither european.
just gotta correct this yank

>>736746059
>>736746038
see
>>736745937


EUROPEAN UNION is not a continent.
UNITED KINGDOM is not part of mainland Europe which is a continent.
Christ these yanks LMAO

>>736746046
Un edu cated

>>736746059
Alaska is part of North America
Hawaii, not so much

>>736745937
gj cherrypicking the "mainland" part. now just google "europe" and see youre utterly retarded

>>736736938
why mention no creampies if no sex wut

>>736745696
Go bang her in cuba why not
If the hooker dies at least you get cheap booze and some sun for a week or two

>>736746210
culo means ass in spanish you thick cunt

>>736746269
How do you say thick cunt in spanish

>>736746059
>>736745877
European in the same way Alaska is Canadian

>scat and pee okay
>anal isn't

Fake.

>>736746205
You're still European
>be located and classified as a part of Yurop (continent)
>think because your guberment signed some papers you're no longer there geographically and are no longer a European
Are all brits this fucking dumb?

>>736746205
You stupid fucker, did you even read the post? You are still considered part of europe

>>736746330
"I was born in Spain" I think that's how your say it. But with a bit of a stupid accent that makes you sound like someone that interferes with children.

>>736746227
i don't need to.
if you lived in the uk you'd have had this drummed into you on a daily basis by the media for the past 2 years.
the european union is not the same thing as the european continent.
but you can carry on making yourself look like a dumb cunt, i just won't be replying to you anymore because i have given you a fact and you don't want to accept it because you dont want to be made a fool of in front of a bunch of fellow uk cunts.
see ya.

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>>736746269
Dum dum dum dum dum de de de de dah

>>736746413
The ones that voted to leave the EU are.

>>736746413
We are not a part of the European Continent - we were temporary members of the European Union (a political entity),

Australia Competes in the Eurovision Song Contest.
Don't expect things to make sense faggot. You're retardedly mistaken

>>736746560
"honestly, do you prefer a friendly bang to make holidays even more fun, or a little side job?"

- NYC
- Vegas
- SF
- LA
- Miami
- Seattle
- Boston
- Philly
- London
- Tokyo
- Hong Kong
>places I've fucked hookers

Right which fucking hooker do I hire right now?

I for once am being genuine op and waited for faggots to tell me who.

Check out www.secrets-escorts.co.uk I have ordered before Rose, Amira and a few more

>going to Cuba
>fucking a hoor from Brazil
shiggy diggy

>>736746773
black girl, big tits

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>>736746730
Donemy friend thank you for playing the game cheers anon

>>736746735
Now list your STDs

>>736746846
Name?

I have to call and I am not looking at the site I want it to be a surprise.

How long do I book for? With £500 in the kitty.

>>736739506
>putting an x after all your texts
>calling Americans retarded

>>736746886
G. A. Y (I am just guessing like)

I have herpes and genital warts.

>>736740021

mad

>>736746886
HPV, that's it

>>736747023
Well. You are. You voted in a cardboard cut out from the Lego movie as president.

You need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror. Then smash it. Write "I am so sorry" in your sisters lipstick. Mastrubate over your sleeping "moms" face (mom fucking retarded cunts) then take a piece of that mirror and slur your wrists, perpendicular to your veins.

>>736747204
Same anon. HPV = genital warts

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>>736747236
Truth Hurts

>>736746846
Lily only black girl.

Spoke to the operator she said she has B cup titties.

The agency gave no mobile number

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>>736746532
i am from the uk, you spastic

>>736740759
Damn so creepy

>>736747371
At least you have acknowledged my accuracy.

Should I start a new thread we can all jump on where you guys pick the whore I fuck?? Not being funny but I have waited 2 hours now and I need someone to decide. I could have ordered hours ago myself

>>736747204
I've fucked 6 whores - all Amsterdam Window Dolls. Like so good looking, if I were in a club, I would be intimidated to go talk to them because they were so out of my league.
I have had no STDs.

Who would have thought that legalising something would make it so much less hassle/safer/cheaper/cleaner

I'm looking at you Drugs

>>736747465
Alright Daniel you in the northwest ?

>>736747236
Man, as 'funny' as that was, it still doesnt explain tge autistic x's. Do you just use them to signify the end of the text?

>>736747465
Are you going to get new driver's licenses after Brexit without all that EU crap on them?

>>736747465
Well Daniel
I'm guessing you left school at 15

If not, you have no excuse for being such a retard

>>736747620
i left kent uncensored mate. southeast
>>736747650
if its free, sure

>>736747647
I use them when I want to make out to a whore that I am A. Genuine and B.responsive to her responses.

In my experiences sending messages like "ok you take it up the arse, yes?" Without a x at the end tends to get ignored.

>>736747718
I didn't pay any attention after I came

>>736747703
he was born in 93 so the kid had to stay in school till 18.

>>736747797
Huh. I've never heard of that. Fascinating stuff.

>>736747647
It dampens a woman's crazy if you just put an x on the end.
Otherwise they start reading shit that isn't there.

Always reciprocate the same number of x's as she's sending you. Unless you want her to go crazy like a cunt
I didn't write these rules, I just follow em

OP HERE GO TO adultwork.co.uk and search for female escorts, available today, pick some likes from the bio page and within 30 miles of postcode beginning WA7 and you guys pick.

For fucks sake

But not the pornstar she hates me

>>736747969
This guy gets it

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>>736747797
You do realise she's a whore.
You need to treat them as such

Pic related.
The way I treat women in general

>>736748009
she didn't respond or told you to fuck off?

>>736747938
Nah I suppose you haven't being a virgin and everything

>>736744726
do you keep misspelling her name on purpose?

>>736747589
Drugs are a hell of a lot different than fucking a whore

>>736747887
that only applies to people born 2014 onwards

>>736736630
>220 dollars per hour basically
I mean not a bad rate, hope it's some bomb sex op. Also you're paying for 3 hours? Damn I wish I could do that, I could probably cum like 6-7 times within a hour then be done.

>>736748099
No I have booked her and fucked her before

We had a disagreement over the rates haha.

I could text her now for fun and you could see the response :)

>>736748108
Curious, do you actively try to be this fucking stupid, or does it just come naturally?

>>736748154
But mix them together and that's the recipe for a good time

>>736748192
born in 2014?
no it applied to people still in high school after 2008.
you know fuck all about geography and can't count. maybe you should be the next foreign secretary .

>>736736938
>no kissing or anal
I mean I guess I could understand the kissing thing but if she took a deep scrub I think it'd be okay, but no anal? Tragedy man, just tragedy.

>>736748284
Oh naturally my friend

It just rolls off the tongue.

Now let me ask you a question if you don't mind...do the bottom of your feet become hard and leathery when you are propelling your car in a forward motion?

And if so when in reverse does that hard skin come off?

Asking for a friend.

Cheers