Alcoholism : Specific thoughts you have durring the day. For

>>736735580
What made you slip into alcoholism?

>work from 7-15
>go to store to buy 24 pack of beer
>enjoy night myself at home
>wake up feeling like shit to go to work
rinse an repeat

Functioning alcoholic/drug addict here.

I drink a few shots of Jack before work, then take 3 100mg tramadol before work. At work I'll take another few shots of Jack and smoke weed. Then at night I drink between 25 - 40 oz of Jack or Grey Goose. Don't enjoy any of it, but can still take a few days off every now and then.

You're not too deep to end it OP

>>736736023
Who fuckin' knows.

Trama, geneticly dispositioned, zero impulse control.

*shrug*

>>736736940
Havent had a sober day in years.
Never had the DTs?

>>736736940
If you don't enjoy any of it, why do you keep doing it? So you don't start withdrawing?

>>736737019
Sucks man. You want to stop, I take it?

>>736735580
Tequilla? Strongbow? Wine?

You must be fat as fuck. I drink 8-10 shots of Svedka a day and eat very little and im 210lbs (i spend my off time gaming). You consume over 2500 calories in alcohol alone a day. Switch to liquor. Svedka is the cheapest vodka i've found that rarely gives a hangover. Mix with shit like crystal light and you're golden and save a ton of cash

>>736736940
25 to 40 oz of liquor a night? And the expensive shit. How the fuck do you survive / afford that?

I love it when people say "you seem a little tired today"

When inside I can feel my kidneys ache, fighting of constant nausea, light hurts....I can FEEL how high my blood pressure is, I swear Im on the verge of a cardiac eppisode...

But I smirk and say, "Nah. Im good. Just a shitty sleep. Its the WORST right?!"

Nah man. You dont even fucking know.

Not op but starting to drink whisky was my biggest mistake.
I like beer but i don't get addicted to it, whisky however, i crave that shit

>>736737304
I would love to stop. Dont see it happening

>>736737203
Less than a couple times I can remember, I'm about six years in. I compensate with benzo's, opiates and weed. Most of the time I'll take them when I'm a few hours into the day, feeling fine. I know they're not coming but use them as a way to justify the other shit. I know deep down I'm just digging deeper because I know I can.

How many years since you been sober? Do you work? How much you drinking?

I work in 4 hours and I'm downing a fifth to try to fall back asleep. Damn boss called me in the middle of my sleep time (i work overnight) so sleeping is shot to shit.

>>736737306
Nope. Super physical job keeps me pretty trim.

>>736737585
Got a moderately decent job.

>>736738009
I've got a masters in psychology and work with suicidal kids.... i could never afford that lifestyle

>>736737854
Work full time at a decently active job.
Been an alcoholic for about 10 years.
Posted consumption above.
I dont mix though.
That would put me over the edge for sure.
Not like, kill me, but I'd stop working.

Currently functional. If Im gonna be an addict Ill be a functional one.

>>736737304
It's not about withdrawals, I'm just afraid of living sober, I guess.

>>736737585
I work in a major city, in banking. I get paid enough for my shit to seem like it's no big deal, financially. Though it's taking the kind of money I'd have killed for just three years ago.

>>736738272
Completely off topic, but how difficult was it to get your master's?

>>736737932
All that sugar filled booze... just cant imagine trying to do anything physically demanding after a night of all that

slow self destruction,booze also messes with b vitamin absorption,
a tooth or 3 fall out after ten years or so,leading to more bone loss,jaw shrinkage,neglect of choppers leads to dental disease infections you don;t know are there
,liver damage,upchucking food and stomach acid when you are insensible.
dirty house unpaid bills,car repoed,broad bails out,2 months no pay rent,,out to the street,and on,and on andon andonn,and on andon andonn,and on andon andonn,and on andon andonn,and on andon andon ,and on and on andon,and on andon andon,and on andon and on,and on andon andon

>>736738272
In what country though?

>>736738370
I feel that second comment reaaal hard man.

The things I could do with the money I make...

>>736738386
A masters takes dedication but I have a knack for the field. I managed to pull it off while I had a full time job and I feel it was worth it but I would get paid more if I said fuck it and got some IT certs sadly

>>736738480
USA

>>736738339
Congrats on making 10 years through this shit, that's something special. Ever tried to get out? How much do others know of your situation?

Weird how we always label this kind of shit though, right? I like to describe myself as a functional addict - even take pride in it. Fucked

>>736738469
I live in Canada.
Every 6 months I go to a dentist who cleans and whitens and checks my teeth FOR FREE.

>>736738598
That's the thing that hurts me more than other, man. Comfortability kills innovation. I feel pathetic for not being able to come anywhere near the person I though I'd be when I had money. One day, though. Just probably not really

>>736738749
It is shitty that when you hear of other "alcoholics" its always an abusive or irresponsible asshole. Never the functioning ones who do their job, pay the bills, and attend all their kid's activities. Just because you drink daily doesnt mean you cant do what you should

>>736738661
Theres the problem.

>>736738629
Good on you, man. I've got my BS but don't know if I have the dedication to go for a master's. Then again, I don't know if I have the dedication for anything, really.

>>736738977
Fucking this. Getting into a comfortable routine/having a decent paying job kills all drive to make major changes to improve yourself.

>>736738749
People know I drink more than average, but i make it out like its not a problem.

Ive tried to quit several times... Rehab, hospital stays... Give it a few weeks and Im back at it.

>>736739158
If its a field you're passionate about and will make you feel like you matter, it may be worth the extra mile. I'm damn good at my job but get paid $39k which is shit. I could have a soul-less job in IT making more than double that in 4 years time.. buy a house and all the booze i want. I dont know what to do... and at this point I feel I shoildnt start a family... drinking too damn much for 7 years straight. I'll be dead before my kid hits 18

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When you go to a liquore store every day and you know the regular clerks by name and you know they think youre a fucking disaster.

>>736739078
It doesn't, but it does mean you have dependance to something other than what you should. I get where people are coming from. Plus the road so rarely ends in anything other than shit for 99% of dependants.

I guess I'm trying to say that we can be more than we are, people see that. It's just annoying when retarded people - who are more consumed by their prejudice and stupidity than their understanding- say it

>>736737631
So get some help bucko

>>736739697
Jesus christ. I'm in a grey collar job that required little training and I'm making $30k, full benefits and yearly raises.
If you can kick the drinking, you could have that family and house like you want. It's not too late for you, anon. But I know how hard it is to stop.

>>736736387

My life but I don't drink up to 24 beers in a night!

>>736739316
That's the issue with booze being the legal/social drug. Do you tell yourself it's not a problem?You're the only part of the equation here that heeds any outcome, afterall

>>736735580
I'm borderline but I can control it.....I just choose not to.
I started drinking to make to crazy thoughts in my head go away.....it works but over time I needed more alcohol (obviously)
Since last week I've been trying to get into a good mental state by eating well and drinking lots of water.
I was drinking 1/2 pint - pint of whisky every day. Most times with gin or beer as a starter.
Now I have maybe 1 beer and 3 shits of whisky a day.

>>736739956
>bucko

Kek

>>736740263
Lol shits?
Where the fuck is spellcheck when you need it!?!?!?
*shots

Ive been drinking so often. I try to give myself "drink nights". But rarely keep to the plan. Im not full blown stay -drunk-all-day...but ive on half pints and a couple beers a night. Got a dui. which is honestly a good thing. The breathalyzer in my car forces me to control it. But im getting to the point that id rather drink than do other things. And wether im watching a movie playing a game etc. I want booze.

>>736740263
What kind of crazy thoughts, shit shot? I find the booze just makes me ignore the sane thoughts that are preventing me from 'success'

Me, bit of a youngin only 21. Started when I was 17, used to drink around half a handle to about a third a night. Now I'm on blood pressure meds and trying to slow down a bit. But I still get outta control a lot. Drank for almost 2 years straight when I started. Being sober felt way better. But being drunk is a hard cycle. Like you think, I'll be so bored tonight if I don't drink so I guess I will.


Word of advice: Yes you have high blood pressure if you're a drunk.

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I'm 22, studying comp sci in college, last time I was in my uni apartment alone I drank 3 liters of beer and 1 liter of gin in 3 days. Is it too much? I am drinking right now, I think i'm addicted to it.

>>736740543
I often think about raping/killing/molesting people.
I'm not sure where the fuck it comes from. I think I just got too addicted to porn.

>>736735580
Mixing definetly gives more of a hangover. Usually i just get drunk and pass out on alot of beer but as last night mixed a Four Loko in with some little liquor bottle like from the Airplane. Could hardly stay asleep without going and chunking that yellow shit like you describe.
Everytime I try and hydrate myself like drink water too in the morning I usually end up using it as more liquid to throw up with

>>736737019
me

thats insane, OP

threads like these remind me that i'm probably not an alcoholic. i drink a shit ton but only on Fridays, Saturdays and sometimes Sundays. i literally have 0 alcohol Mon-Thursday

does anyone else get this weird tingling in their feet/hands the night after heavy drinking? it's fucking annoying. is this just part of every hangover now?

i should probably stop finishing 18 packs by myself

>>736739832
why not buy more booze at once or go to a supermarket, that shit makes no sense

>>736741283
you're not an alcoholic, you have to be pretty dumb to think that, but maybe if you keep it up you will be one, that is how I started

>>736740943
Not sure if you're being serious.

If you are, I'd say see a specialist. Probably don't mention your reasons for seeing them, but find a median proxy. I thought about rape after shit loads of porn, but there was always a clear distinction in my mind between reality and fantasy.

Is the killing part of the sexuality to you?

>>736737804

this

I have chronic liver pain went to the doctor got ultrasound liver and kidneys were h. Any thoughts on this phenomena anons?

>>736735580
That was my life about 4 years ago. God damn I don't miss it. I hope everything gets better mate

>>736737804
Liquor is the last stop

>>736741399

*whew* i guess not. thanks lad

>maybe if you keep it up you will be one

i'm a musician. i think it's a natural progression (no pun) tbh

>>736735580
I was an alcoholic from 18 to 25. 7 months sober now.

I drank about half a handle of vodka a day or 20+ shots if you want to look at it that way.

For my job I had to travel all over the east coast, so I spent about 5 nights a week in motel rooms drinking until I blacked out.

My wake up call was when I realized I had the store hours memorized for multiple liquor stores in 6 different states and I would regularly plan my weekly trips so that I would hit liquor stores at the right times. Maryland and New Jersey especially, the liquor laws are different county by county.

One night I blacked out and threw up on myself in my sleep. When I woke up I had 36 missed calls from my gf. She called the police but she couldn't even tell them what state I was in.

>>736741455
Nigga you drink too much

>>736741625
>I drank about half a handle of vodka a day or 20+ shots if you want to look at it that way.
what is that in liters

I've been good this week about not drinking. I'm tired of doing a six pack a night plus whatever hard a is left around. Today I've slipped, but tomorrow is a new day and I'll keep myself in check.

I'm tired of going to sleep nauseous and waking up feeling like death warmed over. I'm tired of feeling like shit all day until I go home and drink again.

>>736741625

>threw up on myself in my sleep

you could've killed yourself, lad

>>736741283
As an 18 y/o drinking about up to 10 beers a day to cope with my depression and family issues, Threads like these remind me that my problems are so miniscule compared to the struggle of others specifically hard alcoholics. When i read posts above like drinking 25-40oz of liquor a night ontop of strongbow it makes my "drinking problem" feel so insignificant. But I know I still Have a problem, just not one so developed.
Started smoking cigs @ 13, drinking @ 15, genetically predisposed to both, my mom probably smoked and drank ith me fuckin in her

Day 3 sober, want to kill myself

>>736741701

a handle is 1.75 L. so half of that is 875 milliliters

if you didnt know that why are you in this thread lmao

>>736737631
Jesus I remember exactly how that feels. One of the main reasons I quit was the anxiety I would feel the day after. Even if I didn't do anything sketchy the night before, my anxiety would be through the fucking roof

>>736741701
0.85ish

>>736741701
A full handle is 1.75 liters, so I did a little over half of that a day

>>736735580
I struggled with cocaine addiction for many years. It fucking sucks and I imagine alcoholism does too. But i never had a problem with drinking. I can have 2 beers and call it a night but even a tiny bump of coke and i wont stop until the sun comes up.

>>736741861
maybe because I live in europe and english is not my first language. you americans think you're the only ones here.

>>736741757

>genetically predisposed to both

is this real or just a meme. i come from a long line of alcoholics and i was told the same thing

>>736741842 the heart pounding, nightmares, and sweats are what get me. Damn that shit sucks. Good luck bro

>>736741732
yeah scary stuff. I'm lucky I'm a belly sleeper or I'd probably have died

>>736741968

you got me, i didn't consider that you could've been a yuro, i thought you were underage or something

pretty much everyone in the US, especially alcoholics, know that a "handle" is 1.75L

cheers

>>736741990
Haven't slept in 3 days either, hot and cold spells, throwing up, no appetite, head ache, the hollow pit in the chest feeling.....yea, all of it

>>736742171
The sweating out of every pore in your body while cold is the worst I think

>>736741300
Some states don't sell liquor in the supermarket dummy

>>736740263
>I can control it

Keep telling yourself that mate

>>736740730
>blood pressure meds

At 21? Really? Lol

>>736741455
"were h" ????

>>736742445
My uncle started taking them in elementary school.

>>736741757
It's good you're able to admit you have a problem already, some people don't even make it to that step.

Just know it usually gets worse with time, so please try to quit as soon as you can.

I'm this guy >>736741625 and becoming an alcoholic really fucked up my life. I lost my job, my gf, most of my friends etc. Putting things back together now, but best to avoid that tumble if you can.

>>736741421
No, the wanting to kill feels very real. I live in Japan and these guys are cunts. I'm surrounded by them. My wife is one and she's a cunt. We live with her family they are also cunts.
I was playing with my son yesterday and my wife's grandma in her 90s was telling the whole family I was being dangerous. When no one was looking I flipped her the bird. Then I gave her an angry look and shook my head. Fucking hate the cunt.

>>736741980
its real m8. thats what "coming from a long line of alcoholics" is. Being genetically predisposed to Alcoholism. Its in our blood. Ontop of that Im also liable to get pancreactic cancer at any given moment

>>736742884
Where are you from? Why did you go to Japan?

Alchololic of 15 years. Its gonna kill me I know. But the damn thing still whispers in my ear ever time I'm sober. Out of interest Anyone tried the twelve steps?

>>736742445
If your a fucking drunk and overweight yeah dude.

>>736742884

you married a nip, moved into her nip family's house, and had a hapa kid?

nigger what? did you seriously go full weaboo. japan is xenophobic as fuck and everyone hates you because you're a white piggu. her family hates you for marrying her and having a hapa child

>>736742570
Dude what

>>736743319
yeah not really.

if you're white you're fine.

they don't really like other Asians.

>>736741980
100% real. It's sad but some people (myself included) are literally born alcoholic. It's no excuse but it's def real

>>736742369
I can control the drinking just not the thoughts.
I didn't realise I was fucked up until recently. Before I started drinking I was a recluse with severe anxiety issues. I'd like to find a good middle ground but I doubt it's possible coz I don't want to take any medication from the Dr. Plus I live in Japan so it's impossible to find an English speaking Dr. Also, Japanese people are awful at dealing with mental issues

Thank God for a Puritan upbringing. I feel too much shame to purchase alcohol for myself. Otherwise I would be an alcoholic.

>>736743641
>puritan

How does it feel to know you'll be a freak your whole life? I'd rather be an alcohol

killing myself slowly with booze. liver and kidneys hurt every day. just want it to be over tbh. please let me die in my sleep

>>736743641
that's not how it works you retard

>>736743494
>surrounded by japanese qts

living the dream

>>736743773
;-;

Ily anon

>>736743773
I hope I never get to this state. what happened?

>>736741980
>>736743428

Have you guys seen the link with hereditary alcoholism and blood sugar?

When you drink do you go really hard at first and get a rush?

I would always have like 5 or 6 shots rapid fire and then feel euphoric for about 45 mins. My dad and grandpa were both alcoholics too.

Now that I'm sober, I'm finding I have a really strong urge for sweets, so the blood sugar thing again.

>>736740746
If you continue, yes, it's an issue. I started our rather normal, and now cheap half gals of 100 proof vodka are the norm, and they last 1-2 days tops.

>>736743319
>>736743026
I was never a weabo....kinda makes it worse coz I don't have japan tainted glasses on.
I met my wife during a house share in U.K. When I was a recluse. She was hot we started fucking, then dating. Stayed in japan for a year to test water. Literally best time ever....unfortunately I think maybe 2 years+ is when you start to see the cracks.
I'm lucky that I'm very popular and decent enough looking.
They are very xenophobic but also very retarded

>>736743954
Yea when I did drink shots. I dont drink liquor rn after I killed half a bottle of bacardi, now its just beer. I usually down the first one within atleast 5 or 10 mins to make the rest smoother

>>736743954

>When you drink do you go really hard at first and get a rush?

Yes.

i'm not really into sweets though

>>736743811
thanks, /b/ro

>>736743841
i was a regular drinker and then some bad things happened in my life. for a period i was drunk 24/7 and that really fucks you up. then there was a period when i was "normal" again but getting drunk nightly and eventually drinking during my lunch break at work.

it was after that bad personal stuff happened and i couldnt feel happy anymore without being drunk that it got so bad. if im sober, i'm not happy. i can get a little happy by drinking. idk i dont even want to be alive. i might as well have some happy moments before i go out.

i keep picturing the end though. it's probably going to be some shameful death in a hospital bed while my organs fail. hopefully i can just kill myself before that happens

>>736743954
That's how it was for me for like the first year after getting sober. I ate Reeses and m&ms and shit constantly. I still lost weight despite eating all the junk. You don't realize how many calories you're taking in when you drink. Especially beer

>>736744241
When I was drinking I never wanted sweets either. After a month of being sober, I suddenly wanted sweets all the time.

>>736743772
>an alcohol an alcohol

>>736744321

>You don't realize how many calories you're taking in when you drink

i do. if i wasn't so vain and self-conscious about my weight (im thin and don't want to get fat) i would be a disaster

>>736743772
I have literally been waiting for someone to say this

>>736743781
suck my dick for gin faggot

>>736744401
Newfag

>>736744416
Are you the anon with the job that keeps you thin?

>>736744461
Kek I mean it's the truth

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>>736735580
I used to be pretty bad when I was with my previous girlfriend

>work 2-7 weekdays
>go pickup alcohol after work, usually a 26 (that's a fifth for you murricans) of vodka
>drink till i pass out
>if i wake up in the middle of the night (2-4am) start drinking again until i see the sun coming up
>if i see sunrise i go back to sleep
>when i wake up for the day continue drinking
>repeat

now it's a bit different. still definitely a functioning alcoholic but i'm trying to get my shit together.

cut beer out last week, it's pretty depressing cause i like craft beers and trying new stuff and besides that the selection is pretty shitty because i don't want to buy liquor

started exercising, not eating frozen food, limiting carbs etc, eating more fruit

i feel better in general besides the nights where i don't sleep (the main reason i started drinking, anxiety doesn't let my brain stop running even if i'm exhausted and i can't fucking sleep, even if i sleep i have the weirdest dreams)

being sober is just boring.

anyways, since it's the weekend and i can't drink beer i'm having white wine (gross) and ciders. trying to drink slow to save my alcohol til tomorrow

oh another plus is im saving a fuckton of money, trying to save to travel to Luxembourg within the year

>>736744785

>Are you the anon with the job that keeps you thin?

no. i just eat a lot of lean meats and vegetables

side tangent; for someone who would like to continue drinking but is trying to lose weight, what should i be drinking? beer has too many carbs and calories, cider and stuff has too much sugar and shit, what do?

>>736745113

vodka. mix it with sugar free energy drinks if you can't drink it straight

>>736744321
Think Im drinking about 2400 cals when i kill a 12 pack of platinum. Gonna have to move to michelob ultra

>>736745113
gin and tonic, or better yet gin mixed with something else.

>>736745113
Vodka mang

Try Topamax if any of you are trying to quit and see a psychiatrist.

My flatmate and i were both serious alcoholics and we made a pact to not bring liquor into the house anymore. He kept breaking the rule, and looked to be getting worse, but then his doctor had him start taking Topomax. Within a week he was fine. He started acting like alcohol was never a problem and I was stupid for being addicted. His attitude pissed me off and I had to sober up alone since he had his miracle drug, but seriously, I've never seen any drug be that effective that quickly.

>>736745316

each budlight platinum has 137 cals. so a 12 pack of that is 1644 calories

if you're serious about losing weight you're gonna want to start googling this stuff m8, its easy

>>736745182
>>736745318
>>736745385
thanks anons. i'm ok with G&T

isn't it unsafe to mix vodka and energy drinks? forgot to mention i have to wake up at 6AM daily so i can't consume any caffeine or anything

>>736745602
Is it like Antabuse?

>>736745602

>trade one addiction for another

wew lad

>>736745678
sure. im not too serious, just thought i recalled seeing the cal count around 200. 2x12=24

>>736745698
Honestly I don't know much about it, it was just a night and day change for him.

>>736745755
I'm just suggesting it. I don't like the idea of taking a pill either, and I got sober without it. But my friend was in seriously bad shape and then fine almost overnight with that stuff.

>>736745755
basically how I became an alcohol

>>736745688

>isn't it unsafe to mix vodka and energy drinks

nah, this meme started because retarded college girls were drinking red bull like water. that level of caffeine is bad for anyone

with a good enough energy drink you can get away with finish a fifth of vodka with just one 16 oz can. mix it and add ice

>>736745957
>>736746057

interestingly enough those pills probably fuck up your liver the same if not worse

>>736745755
Sometimes it's gotta be done anon.

>>736746167
I didn't trade alcohol for pills. I basically traded meth/weed/coke all other drugs to just drink through my problems instead.

>>736746444
>>736746555
witnessed

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>>736735580
>I drink daily. After work I have 4 ounces of tequilla, two strongbow, and then I go home and drink like a litre and a half of wine. Everyday.
>On weekends its more.
How long have you been doing this?

>>736746555

at least you're slightly better off, m8

>>736746444
>>736746555

>back-to-back trips

holy shit has this ever happened before?

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>>736746699
>has this ever happened before
yes lol, lurk moar anon
also nice dub dubs

>>736746836

i've been posting here since 2008

>>736746699
Double dubs. Also I've seen it happen once before

>>736746904
well i guess not enough. I was kinda lying when i said yes, i just figured that yea two repeating trips posts has happened. Far back I can remember being on here is 2011.
Also on a side note after all the drugs and alcohol has effected your mind don't you find recalling memories to be harder almost as if you are losing part of your past? Im only 18 rn and can barely remember things from 2-3 years ago.
Could be the ample meth use though... I use to be 3.7 GPA HS student and finished at about 2.9 the yr after the meth. headed to community college

>>736746444
>>736746555
the chances of getting 2 trips in a row: 0.000081 or 0.0081%

>>736747770
555 getter here i guess that makes us some pretty successful alcohols

>>736747770
What are you a mathematician? Fucking geek Lol

>>736748008
I dont see how he could even possibly come up with those numbers or anything to base a percentage off of anyway. Dude's probably hammered lol

>>736743773
ill add the part where my life is falling apart to this statement. i agree

>>736748113
you're dumb

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>>736747770
>>736748008
>>736748113

i'm not that guy but you guys are pretty fucking retarded if you can't do simple math

here we go

9 ways to get trips in a number with 3 digits. (000,111,222 etc).

so divide 9 by 999(highest number).

that's the chance of getting trips. you square that number to get the chance of getting trips twice in a row

(9/999)^2 = 0.0000811 or .00811%

goddamn you niggers are dumb

>>736748113
Lol I mean there's a trips every 100 posts so he probably did some geek shit to figure it out. He's probably Asian kek

Captcha
>vodka jaciupe

>>736735580
here op, be happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBtjfZ3raQ4

>>736743954
for fuck sake...both parents raging alcoholics. i didnt grow up with them and never was exposed to alcohol until i was 19.... i crave sweets sober and cant be sober. raging pretty hard and limit my days at this rate. please link some info. on beer 10 now. (budweiser) blehk

>>736748113
Fucking drunk maths....the answer is eleventeen

>>736748303
Put a spook warning before you post a gif like that motherfucker

>>736748409

fuck i lel'd hard at this post

I've had a drink about every night since I've turned 21 back in March. By drink I mean 1 to 2 beers or a couple glasses of wine. Not hard stuff, and not an alcoholic, i've had nights without any alcohol and feel/think fine nor do I need it, I just love the taste of beer like soda.

>>736748303
why are you replying to me, you got the same result

>>736748303
Theres a reason I didnt go further than "advanced quantitative reasoning" basically 6th grade math.

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>>736748845
fuck all this shit... tell me why im predisposed to being a drunk. fuck google give me the answers you wizards. fuck off im drunk.

>>736749247
because your parents/family ancestors are all heavy alcoholics

>>736749489
I'm guessing if your parents have a high alcohol count in their blood. Then it makes sense that it would be passed on as diet can affect sperm and also affect the baby inside the mom

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My mom drank way too much when raising me. Took me to the bar and I had to eat shit food and play pool with strangers until she was wasted enough to drive us home.

I drank a bit heavy from around 21-26. Now I just get drunk maybe once a month. I do drink a lot during that one drunk though!

You guys are fucking pussies. For those of us who actually had it tough growing up, we just laugh at how weak you are.

My mom is in her 60s and still drinks a 12pack of Coors Light a day. Nothing I can do to stop her but for me I just realized you gotta be a fucking moron to think you are hooked on poison.

Just die already. Thanks!

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>>736749775
for fucks sake. how do i stop this rollercoaster? im a functional alcoholic business owner and cannot achieve my full potential with this angry monkey tagging along. i dont want your answers. fuck off.

>>736749933
fuckin way she goes. nobody knows shit about being left a handfull of quarters to play on the tetris when your mother gets blasted at the bar and smokes crack out back.

>>736749933
Nice bait mate

>>736749933
>>736750100

what fucking shitholes allow children in bars?

califag here. serious question

>>736750174
shitholes in PA. i dont know I was fucking 5. but I still have a high score on that bitch to this day so think about it. the monkey follows.

>>736750100
Yup, I remember a couple times she was so fucking wasted she would pull over and look at 10 year old me and say 'I am gonna just nap a bit' then pass out while I listened to the radio and played gameboy.

I love her to death, but god damn did growing up like that suck. Soda and bar popcorn for dinner then a TV dinner when I got home.

Lucky for her I am from nowheresville Minnesota and so we had zero cops.
>>736750168
The worst bait is the truth buddy.>>736750174
Minnesota (northern if that helps)

>>736750371
Want to add the worst would be when she would meet a guy at the bar and then I had to spend the night at his place or she would bring him back to our little shit house.


You fucking pussies with you 'whhhaaa whhhhaaa I can't quit drinking... oh it is such a problem' Gimme a fucking break.

Half my moms side of the family is god damn drunks and the other half don't touch the stuff. Genetics ain't got shit to do with it you are just fucking WEAK.

>>736750371
>addiction is a meme!!!
>sorry u can't handle the truth buddy xD

Fuck off

>>736750592
no one gives a shit about your life and that drunk slut you call mother

Thats the fuckin way she goes

>>736750699

not that guy but fuck off faggot

>>736750628
Where did I say either of those things fag? I am saying if you can't ditch a habit once you spot it you are a fucking weak piece of shit.

I had it fucking rough growing up and it made me STRONGER.
>>736750699
No one gives a shit about OPs little alochol attention seeking bullshit either. Theres the door dipshit---->

To the other anon on here with a mom that fucked up a lot when he was a kid I wish you the best. I have learned that those of use who go through shit and then actually stay on a good path and learn from our parents mistakes are fucking bulletproof.

The rest of you are fucking wimps.

>>736750906
>my mom my mom

Eminem is that you?

>>736750973
Nope I had real struggle growing up not his manufactured tortured rapper bullshit.

>>736750592
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>Anonymous 06/23/17(Fri)21:40:03 No.7367
fucking love this motivation. i originally wanted some wizard answers of "oh i couldnt control it if i tried" bullshit. I listen to death metal and run my own hard labor business. this monkey can tag along as long as i can butt fuck him on the ride. sobriety begins tomorrow. lurker since 07. reading all you pussies alcohol threads. cheers mate. our mothers made us in their image and they showed us their weakness. goodnight.

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>>736751162
Yup best wishes anon. I made peace with what I was put through and I hope everyone finds the right path.

Oddly, after growing up in a fucking bar and having to make those quarters at the pool table last till closing I am one hell of a pool player today.

>>736751060
U sound like the only real whiny faggot here

>>736751389
one day id love to challenge those skills anon. To this day I fucking hate tetris and cant organize for shit. Think about it. Pool, I can play. Also because I've spent the past 6 years in bars. Bounced for a while too and im not a big guy. anyway, goodnight. fuck this monkey in his ass fellow anons. fuck off.

>>736737306

Sobieski is cheaper and doesn't hurt like the Popov or Wolfschmitz crap vodka

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>>736748340
>>736748303
>>736747770
This is exactly why you shouldn't drink. The average number of posts between posts at the time of the dual trips was 104.. If it is 111 you get two trips in a row, and therefore your probability of getting two trips in a row is much much higher than 0.008%

>>736752184
I don't drink anon. Just not very bright

>>736750906
>This, 1000x this

If you know you are addicted then you'be already got it beat. Stop lying and saying it's not your choice when it is.

t. 15 year multi-drug/heroin "addict"

>>736752312
Lol, why are you in an alcoholism thread if you don't drink?

...I don't drink either though

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>>736753392
WHY ARE YOU? And cuz it doesn't matter how long you've been sober, you're still an alcohol. You're just in recovery. I come here to remind myself about the hell on earth I put MYSELF through and how much I really don't miss it despite missing it all the time... Lol. It'll be 4 years this October though. If I relapsed I'd probably die the next day. Heart would explode