WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO DO DURING

Guess you're all virgins then

My friend and I picked up these weird chicks in Reno quite a few years and the one he was "with" (he didn't even fuck her) wanted to read the bible out loud while I fucked the other one.

she made me swallow her cum

>>736724337
The hotel room bible

>>736724394
Kek

>>736723908
shit on her chest

>>736724386
You better mean she squirted otherwise I've got news for you...

Shout for her brother to come into the room

>>736723908
her daughter

>>736724460
How did she bring it up?

>>736723908
suck her dick

>>736724488
Danger wank: level 2

>>736723908
recite the first act of the HMS Pinafore

>>736723908
>Can you make me a sandwich?

>>736724621
Bullshit. Women make the sandwiches.

Have respect for her.

I fisted a married woman's vagina and when she came she shit all over my bed.

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>sucking a girl's dick
>she cums
>tells me she's not really a girl
>just likes to dress like one
>tfw got fooled into sucking a boy's dick

god damn it

Be intimate

Leave the room

>>736724785
Jay Cartwright, is that you?

>>736723908
> 2008
>18 years old with a 28yo super skanky fwb
>Fucking behind a grocery store on a blanket
>Tell her I need to stop and piss or I'll never get off
>Just pee inside me anon
>Uhhh... nope

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>>736723908
Cut her areola with a razor as she climaxes.

>>736724983
When I was young I thought that was how you had sex

>>736725213
Tfw I don't know what an areola is...

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>>736725309
Really?

It's the nipple coloured flesh around the nipple.

>>736724394
That's fucking cool. Names? I'm in Reno for the next couple of days.

>>736725309
you're using the internet, moron. look it up.

Piss on her face
Fuck her ass while she used a dildo on her puss while watching some rockabilly punk video.
Not too wierd, but both of my cousins asked me to fuck them. Sisters. 1 in the ass. So I did.

>>736725309
mfw you found /b/ but couldn't find Google
mfw no face

>>736725213

Had a girl ask me to stab her in the nipple with a needle when she came. She was tied down at the time. She was a bipolar sex fiend. Split with her after seeing her go through her second bipolar psychotic break. She just didn't want to take her meds.

A few things, beat her senseless, choke till passed out, cut back with knife during doggy, piss in her mouth during bj, suck my dick while her dog fucked her from behind, put cigarettes out on her while role playing she's my daughter. And that's about it for weird shit women have tried to get me to do.

Had a girl ask me to fuck her on a swing in the park, in front of my little brother & his friend.

I did not.

Last gf and I had a rule that if she was drunk and I know she wouldn't remember anything I can do whatever I want. It started as pretty fun stuff, extra rough sex etc, but got dark fast, violent choking, forced anal, her balling her eyes out screaming for me to stop. I don't regret any of it but kinda sucks now cuz you don't come back from that place once you go there and vanilla sex is yawn city

check the roofing on our dog's doghouse

>no joke
>wife remembered it mid-coitus
>a raccoon tore that shit up

>>736725530
Erin?

Harley quin just make me diamonds
Tfw no gf to cosplay Harley-Joker sex

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>cum on her asshole and eat her ass after

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>>736725922
you mean harlequin ichtiosis?

Dad
https://youtu.be/JfFrGcIUlzI

>>736725701
Past gf asked me to do the first 3

>>736725985
Quinn*
Dumb grammer nazis
:^)

>>736725902
Lol, holy shit.

1 of these women are named Erin. Yes.

>>736725800
Kek

She wanted me to put knife in her ass while fucking her vagina during body and fuck her with that knife too until my cock was in her blood

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>>736725800
ahhaahahaahahahahhahaahaahahahahahf AN AMAZING JOKE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HA HA!!!!!

>>736724605
>Gilbert & Sullivan
>hot
lol

>>736724480
Fucking summerfag

>>736725264
Isn't it?

'don't touch me'

>>736725213
Did you do it?

>>736726427

'Stop now and I won't go to the police.'

I sucked off a dog while this girl fisted my anus.

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>>736726475
Yeah.

Former bf wanted me want to smear him in green paint and spank him like a disobedient avocado wearing a latex rubber mask of Margaret Thatcher

Bite her nipples hard. I never could do it hard enough to please her, and it made me lose my erection.

She would lay on her back on her bed/couch/whatever and hang her head off the edge. She'd tell me to fuck her throat like it was her pussy until she passed out. She was a sophomore in high school at the time. Miss that bitch.

>>736723908
to put on more of that cologne next time because it is reminding her of her deceased father (dad died when she was 16)

aka the day I realised daddy issues are actually a thing

>>736727223
dang that sounds like a dream
kinkiest girl i ever got wanted me to choke her till she passed while she was giving me head, i mean very similar but not the same

>>736726791
You dated John Major?

>>736723908
to stop

>>736725415
Sauce?

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>>736724337

what my fucktoy wants

beeing degreaded, put in her place. i make her feel worthless like a piece of meat. tell her all kinds of humuliating stuff. tie her up, slap, chocke anal, spit in her face. fill her throat with whipcream an deepthroat her till she pukes, smear it over her face. make her lick my ass. damn i like my toy... an the best is... my gf allows me to have a toy like these... couldnt do that to my gf...

>>736723908
A girlfriend I had liked to baby me and wanted me to call her "mommy." No diapers or anything, but she treated me like a child when we were having sex. She wanted me to be dependent and attached to her, and she often said that I should have lost my virginity to her.

>>736725701
Living the dream

>>736724807
moar

>>736727780
Wow... We all really. . Think you're cool... Now .

>>736723908
Wanted me to lick my arms while I was riding him.

>>736728007
nope its just bdsm...for me its normal

>>736727945
De ja vu

>>736727397
She was. Down for anything, anytime. Sadly we broke up cause she was moving out of country.

>>736723908
One time a goth girl I fucked for about a year asked me to wear a Michael Meyers mask and a jumpsuit and fuck her, just wanted me to breathe heavily like he does in the movies.

Didn't do it because at the time it freaked me out, now later in life I wish I had just for the story to tell

>>736727120
stop biting like a bitch.

>>736727423
Fucking lol

>>736724543
hah

>>736728313
Was her name Kelly?

>>736726076
The first 3 ? What's that ?

>>736728708
>>736728708
She asked me to choke her u til she passed out, to beat her and to cut her back when we fucked.

>>736725800
>a raccoon tore that shit up
your wife or the doghouse?

>>736729319
Kek

>>736723908
Pretend she's underage

>>736730088
Explain

>>736728140
Do... you... do... it... often...?

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Daddy/Daughter roleplay. Adderall-snorting University chick who picked me up at the bar because I looked like her dad.

>>736727945
She also always called me her baby in private, and babyboy in public

>>736728156
Do tell

>>736723908
>I want to get pregnant, anon

Meh... I was planning to creampie her anyways.

>Kicked her really bad in stomach because she wanted.
That's how my gf died

>>736731704
Niiiiiiccccceeeee.

>>736727945
seems like she was really fucked up

I'll tell you after my retrial.

>>736730088
My current GF does this. She's way too attached because I took her v-card. She calls me Daddy, and wants to be called princess, babygirl, etc. She likes it when I treat her like a child, it can be embarrassing in public.

>>736732577
That's when you say things like "And you wonder why your mother left."

>>736727780
Im in a similar situation, except for the puke part, that's disgusting

>also my vanilla gf doesn't and can't know about the fucktoy

Chick wanted me to call her by my wife's name while I fucked her in the ass.

One time I had a woman ask me to put my penor in her bagina

>>736733835
Chick wanted me to call her by her husband's name while I fucked him in the ass

>>736734012
I had a similar experience. She asked me to put my dick-e-do in her vagoo-e-goo

>>736734131
A cuck

Cross dressed, fucked by 9 inch cock while he had me tied up, watching furry porn slideshow
Meh

>>736734131

This one husband wanted men to call him by his wife's name when I fucked her chicken in its ass.

>>736723908
Sit on her face and smother her til she passed out.

>>736723908
She never technically asked but I have a friend who wants to be slapped during sex. I'm OK with the biting, scratching, spanking and what have you, but slapping is the one thing I can't bring myself to do.

>>736723908
> Dont go all in,it hurts.

never thought that was possilbe, could she have had a "shallow pussy" if thats even a thing?

>>736723908
My ex bf wanted me to get fucked by his dog.

If we hadn't broken up shortly after, I would have done it.

>>736734725
Hot. You in Grosse Pointe?

>>736734829
The movie? Never saw it.

A side piece I had for a while got a boyfriend and when they got serious he left her pick one guy from her past sex life to join them. Called me and an hour later a DP ensued.

>>736734972
No, the city. Was hoping we lived in the same city.

>>736734679
I had this chick I wanted to date for years but it never worked out, finally get together, and she wants me to spank her, I'm like, wat, I wanna like marry you and shit, not spank you like some fucking weirdo with daddy/daughter pedo issues, wtf

Bite her cock off.

>>736735328
Abnormally large Clit or a tiny Dick?

>>736732242
She was actually one of the kindest and gorgeous girls I've ever met. She just wanted to take care of me and make me love her.

>>736735538
Tiny dick. But she couldn't cum.

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>>736723908
>Take the condom off so you can hurry up and cum.
Of course, I complied. Of course, I spent the following 8 months in constant fear of HIV.

Finger him
Im trans btw lol

Punch her in the kidney as she cums.

>>736736396
did this do anything for her?

>>736724807
You are now permanently gay