need to lose 50 lbs in 1 month or i die. trying the viagra diet

>>736716477
cut off leg, only way to lose 50 in a moth

vyvance or aderall

>>736716477
Add meth and coke to that diet.

>>736716477

I just had gastric bypass surgery. Lost around 25 in a month. No other way.

>>736716768
could just, um, go for a walk and stop being a gluttonous consuming piece of shit? Get your head right and fix the real fucking problem softie.

>>736716768
eat a carrot, toenails, anything that didnt come from a factory. u b ok

African diet

Reduce to 1 meal a day and some light cardio, depending on your (i'm just guessing) massive fatass volume, i thing you can pull it off

>>736717165
well guess not now that u fucked your internals. when this bitch melts down, ur gonna wish u could save some fat to live on, but now you physically cant. you are inverse fat handicapped. sux broe

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>>736717420
i have a 100%fatty liver and all my organs are sourounded by fat, i try loosing weight but nothing happens even if i eat like nothing all day.dont know what else to do

adderall works alot better. it boosts your metabolism alot more and gives you the motivation to work out and clean

>>736717829
drinking gives u fat liver, also gratuitous fast food.

>>736718664
i dont drink alcohohl nor soft drink, only water

>>736716477
also interested, bumping

>>736717829
Would smash

>>736719631
you a gril? iam a virgin cause of my body and small dick

>>736718827
Just eat natural shit and eat less per meal while exercising

>>736719686
Yes anon, we're all girls.

>>736716593
He just needs to lose 1.67
Lbs a day, so he needs to burn 3 times his base metabolic rate and eat nothing.

nvm, chopping off a leg is easier.

>>736719686
Would it matter if I said yes or no? Im not showing tits. Big guys are just comfier imo

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>Hi, I hate my fat self enough to permanently damage my own mitral valve

pic related it's what you don't look like lol

>>736719806
you can send me pics for proof over kik and i reply with pics of me kik byakugan2

>>736717413
1lb = 3,500 kcal
Average metabolism = 2000kal/day
It's not possible. He's fucked.

>>736719806
You don't like bones?
I got nice bones with some muscles ans some skin on it.
I'm full of angles.

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>>736719820
I know that's an old photo, but let me add that Amtrak sleeper cars are fucking CRAWLING with mites, bed bugs and the like. She's gonna wish she kept some undies on.

Anabolic steroids would work better

>>736717829

>even if i eat like nothing all day
yeah, how long did you try that for? a few weeks?

eat 1000cals/day for a year, and you might look like a human

>>736719944
Holy fuck that's a train?!
Every time I see that picture I just assume she's at the back of some sort of large van in the desert or something.

>>736720012
what about how they always say your body will just accept 1000 as the new normal and it will be useless?

>>736719820
who is this?

>>736719880
Thats actually incorrect. Caloric requirements vary due to a myriad of factors. Height, weight, exercise, and genetics. A 6 foot person weighing 240 lbs with minimal exercise routine must eat 2800 calories a day and even then thats just an estimation. I starved myself for 9 days amd lost 15 pounds drinking nothing but water and eating literally nothing. Ive seen people lose 40 lbs in a month doing this shitty fast. It works but fuck does it suck.

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Adderall would probably be safer.

>>736716477
Modafinil/Armodafinil is infinitely better. It is a mental supplement per say. Used to treat narcolepsy and help with sleep apnea. It essentially gives you a fuck load of energy and keeps you awake. Little to no known common side effects.
The biggest side effect being however that it is common to have a lack of appetite. Plus with the extreme boost in energy you will be able to workout much harder than before.


That and your dick won't be hard for 16 hours.

https://whole30.com/whole30-program-rules/

Hippie diet maybe OP w/exercise and adderall

>>736720144
AmtrakChan.

>>736719915
Finger my pussy with your skellies

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>>736716477
>>>736719944
>Holy fuck that's a train?!
>Every time I see that picture I just assume she's at the back of some sort of large van in the desert or something.

I'm guessing your eyes never made it to her cup.

>>736719877
Or you could just man up and show us how you look like. Women dont like a pussy

>>736717829
you need to exercise a lot. not eating then eating will just cause your body to store that food as fat

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Spudderman?

>>736716477
800 calories a day with intensive exercise

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>>736716477
Being this retarded

>>736720146
I know faggot, but he needs to burn over 5000kcal MORE than he eats in order to shed 50lbs in one month.

Not fucking happening.

>>736720101
Whoever said that is a fucking idiot. Eat less calories than your body uses in a day. That is the only way to lose fat

>>736720377
He can just STOP eating. Fuck it. Either starve or die. Maybe life some weights or just walk for 9 miles a day idgaf.

>>736720400
This is true, fuck any anti-science faggot who says otherwise.

>>736720081
look at cup

>>736720400
Yep.

>>736720466
Even so, what it takes to burn 5000kcal a day is insane. Especially without eating. He'll be too tired to do shit.

It's too much too fast. Ask a doctor.

>>736719820
MODERATORS!

>>736720485
I'm not american, I'm not used to that.
And our double deckers aren't as tall as your's for some reasons.

>>736720588
blablabla piercing blablabla coffee etc...
Not underage, just pretty.
Suck my dick.

>>736716477

i have a fatty liver... i'm taking Lipitor for cholesterol.. lexapro for anxiety.. and hydrochlorothiazide/lisinopril for blood pressure and my stomach shrank 35% the first week of taking the lexapro/lipitor combo

>>736716593
If one of your legs weighs 50 pounds, you might as well kill yourself because you are a fat pos

>>736716477
find some dude on craigslist to drive you out into a national park like 68 miles from humanity. take a backpack with some snacks, bear spray, and a lifestraw. by the time you get out of the boonies you'll be a proper sized human.

Sounds to hard.

>>736716477
Sounds to hard.

>>736717829
if you lost weight you could slay pussy with that dick of yours, that's some motivation

>>736719968
Not when you are a fat fuck.

>>736720709

the blood pressure medicine makes me piss like crazy.. the anxiety meds relax my bladder and stomach muscles so I can shit and piss more regularly.. the lipitor literally combines at the molecular level with fat in your liver/veins/heart and basically flushes your liver so that it can start processing things normally again.. trick is you have to eat 3 meals a day

>>736720012
Absolutely agreed. Other ways = doesn't work.
1000 kcal per day, and You will reduce Your fat ass. It's tested and approved by me.

>>736721019

once you flush your liver you will start to lose weight no matter what you eat.. drinking water and exercising will do more for you since your liver isn't being a bitch anymore

>>736721152
what do you mean by flash? the doctors told me lipolysis doesnt really work for me my body is only storing fat and very very hard burns any fat cause of my fatty liver, i dont really get it , what do ido eat more fruit?

>>736721239

no it's a medicine called Lipitor.. it flushes your liver out.. prevents your body from making cholesterol

http://www.rxlist.com/lipitor-drug.htm

>>736716477
lets be honest about this if you need to lose weight to save your life and you are still on 4chan you may as well find a bridge m8

I want to get some viagra
How would I go about that?

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>>736721891
You will probably die fatass

>>736717829
just kys prblem solved

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>>736722087

>>736717829
lol not eating will not help.
Do a quick 50 pushups every two hours and eat relatively healthy. You'll lose weight no problem at the beginning and plateau a bit. At that point eating healthier should be habit and you can add 20 minutes of interval training a day. Losing weight is easy as fuck if you start high enough.

>>736721891
Do cocaine instead.
My blood pressure was 184/117 last time i went to the doc

>>736722200
>50 pushups every two hours
I doubt he can do 1 in 2 hours.

>>736722360
You dont got to do them all at once. Shit do 20 every two hours and do them fast enough to get the heart going.

>>736722200
how high like 50 meters?

>>736722717
Judging by the pic i would say 300lbs