>Walk into your bedroom >You find Barack Obama standing

zucc dat bbc

Give up the boipucci

Kill him.

>>736704189
"I think you're probably a good man, but in your 8 years as president, I believe you made America immeasurably weaker. I'd like for you to leave."

>>736704189
Say I'm sorry Mr.President.

Apologize for the discrimination his people face and ask him to BBC my wife so I can have yammy creampie for lunch

>>736704314
>>736704317
2 kinds of people.

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>>736704189
Pic related

>>736704189
Shoot him because he's obviously a nigger trying to steal my TV.

Niggers gonna Nig.

Tell him that he is probably the worst president America has ever produced, that his racism against whites was a leading cause in many disasters we're facing today, and that for his misconduct in office he should be rotting in a jail cell alongside Clinton not in my room, once he's crying from finally being told the truth I will jack off to his tears and cum up his nostril

>>736704534
you're going to surrender your gun to a nigger?
fucking idiot

>>736704688
Yup. I'll surrender it. He can have the bullets first.

>faggot

>>736704621
careful with that edge Bubba Joe

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Ask him if he likes video games, then see if he wants to play as the German Reich in hoi4.

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>>736704741
good one

>>736704189
Scream that someone is in my house and run off.

>>736704189
Say "wow, you think it's ok to enter my house without my permission. this explains alot."

>>736704189
Shake his hand and tell him thanks for being a good president.

Ask to watch as he BBCs Hilary

>>736704189
Ask him if he wants some hot chocolate; invite him into the kitchen and have a chat with him telling him how much I respect him and what a great human bean he is.

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tell him i voted for him only to be fucked over by his incompetents.

I'd ask him how much he paid for the shills in this thread.

I hope yaa hav' u'r maney here!
No maney - no dik sucing.

>>736704189
he's a tall guy

Genuinely drop to my knees. Would love him to dominate me so fucking hard.

>>736705504

4 u

>>736704189
Tell the Nigger to GTFO

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>>736704189
<--- Ask him to explain this

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>>736704189
Ask him to autograph some paper (:

>>736705699
Most of these are incorrect; kids, don't believe everything you see because they cite what might appear to be legitimate sources (if you actually checked, most of these are untrue). Moreover, the food stamps once isn't bad. It just means Obama extended the availability of these stamps to people who really needed them.

Charge for treason, kill

>>736705833
racist, but w.e

>>736704189
rape
>>736704317
why when you can break him like reek

>>736705699
Lol, that's unexplainable. And national debt is too huge really. But looks like it's just a number, nothing else, because no one is going to pay this debt.

>>736704534
Careful, he doesn't know what M&P stand for

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I would offer him a beer for fucking Hillary's lifelong dream in the ass twice.

>>736704189

Wonder how he got out of his cage.

>>736704189
Do a 360 turn and walk back out

>>736704189
Sic semper tyrannis

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>>736706306
You'd walk into him.....

>>736705881
Get lost

I dont want to know why you are here, but I do want you to eat these hard boiled eggs, Mr. President

I'd blow his fucking head off.

>>736705699
As I recall, he inherited the 2008 financial crash and spent trillions to jump start the economy. Crashes have this trickle down effect that slowly affect job rates etc. Sure those numbers might be right but they don't tell the whole story

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>>736704534
Await the party van, fag. I reported you

Making online threats against a former President is illegal and I am going to report everyone who does to the FBI

>>736704189
"Are traps gay, Mr. President?"

>>736704996
Found the nigger

>>736708194
What did he do to stop it? Spending and printing money is all he tried and it failed

>>736705842
Found another nigger. We don't need to have 50 million people on food stamps. They can work like the rest uf us

>>736708412
Kek. Obvs not your own screenshot. But kek, those tabs.

>Ask if he wants head.
>Hopefully, he'll say yes.
>Feel his bulge.
>Unzip his pants.
>Suck his dick.
>Take it up the ass.

>>736704189
Here's what the fuck I do.

>Bar the door
>Scream "socialist!"
>Call him scum
>Call him gay and ask about Michelle's cock.
>911 was an inside job about 50 times in his face.
>Hurl feces
>Repeat "Barry Soetoro" over and over.
>Ask him to shoot some hoops! Shoooot... Some hoops
>Tell him I know about Cern, the flat earth, Mandela effect, Kennedy, the reptilians, that I the dinosaurs never existed, about the fake moon missions.

You know, pretty much just autisticly screech about life.

Does anyone else suspect that Obama is on the spectrum? He kind of talks like an aspie

>>736704189
Say thank you. I have health insurance thanks to you. And it's good insurance.

>>736704189
Spark one up and talk about Star Trek

>>736704189
Offer him a hit on my joint and ask him if his presidency turned out like he wanted it to.

Ask him for the 6000 dollers that nigger owes me that I have paid in Obamacare tax.

>>736710803
>good insurance.

I am gonna assume you ether never had helth insurance or always had a shit plan threw a shitty job.

Obamacare is not good coverage unless you make absolutely no money.

>>736704189
My room? Probably shake his hand and ask him if he wants coffee. But if he's in the bedroom out back I'd pump him full of lead. That's where I keep my saigon whore

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>>736710803
>implying the average joe could afford health care once obamacare came into effect

kek

I'd probably just offer the dude a beer and have a chat. Politics aside, he seems like a nice dude. If he turns out to be a dick, I'll kick him out, but if hes chill, I got a new drinking buddy.

Ask him if he is fucking my wife, I don't see a reason why he would be there if he isn't fucking my wife

>>736709236
Being this new.

Never mind me just checking to see if it will embed
https://vid.me/VJzA

"hey wanna play video games?"

>>736704189
Ask if I'm being recruited by The Invisibles, first off.

Second, I'd offer him a drink. Not my favorite president, but still seems like a chill dude. I also don't have a favorite president. Maybe Washington though. Have yall read the stories of hwo that man functioned during combat? He had the luck of a god apparently. Would side step bullets and casually walk through warzones unscathed for extended periods of time. People wanted to make him king of america for a reason.

>>736704189
ask him where mommy is, its time for tendies. if no satisfactory answer is given, then hurl the piss bottle and transform into captain autismo

>>736704189
ask him if he'd like coffee or tea. Then discuss his post-political life, for a bit.

>>736704189
>you're that magical negro that promised me hope and change, aren't you?
>prepare your anus