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I'm a celebrity, I'm also drunk. I honestly don't care if you believe me. AMA
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if you have money like a celebrity, why the fuck are you on 4chan
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comon now
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Are you a celebrity?
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>>736701893
What's your name?
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Are you drunk?
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>>736701953
Bored, I've been here a long time, since I was 15. It has changed, used to be entertaining, now it's just newfags posting porn.
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>>736702092
Are you Taylor?
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3JxmQHbFXTk
ufrKsVvEuvE
nubTPjKNfAnz

can you give me money?
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>>736702067
Katy Perry
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>>736702026
Yup, common household celebrity. You know me.
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>>736701893
We know you're, Emma. Just go back to your SJW twitter account and let us /b/. Cheers.
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>>736702159
What's your name faggot.
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>>736701953
In what world does your wealth level have anything to do with what websites you like? You're dumb as fuck.
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>>736701893
Shia LaBeouf ?
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>>736702151
I'm way prettier than that bitch lol
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>>736702159
Harley of Kevin Smith.
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>>736702208
Agreed
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yeah I agree. To much fucking porn. Wish mods would filter so anonymous would come back
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>>736701893
whats like your deal, man?
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>>736702218
Seriously, are you Taylor?
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>>736702081
Semi, I don't usually drink. Not drunk enough to have a pr nightmare tomorrow
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>>736701893
cup size/dick length
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Post a pic of a body part. Or post a picture of you holding a body count album.
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Celebrity in which way, movies, music, etc?
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>>736701893
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>736702254
I wouldn't claim to be too much of an oldfag, but this shit is depressing. It's like all fucking porn.
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>>736701893
But really now, are you Taylor?
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>promises everyone knows who op is
>can't even think of a celebrity's name to say
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>>736702371
I'm an actress, so I do a lot of everything. Mostly film.
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>>736702218
Well you're female that's a start

Anyways if you are actually famous
Knowing now what you know about it would you still be famous if you had a chance to go back and not be.
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>>736701893
are you a celebrity or celebrity? the issue with these are they don't often have any redeemable qualities or talents. Only silicon tits and lot of blowjobs.
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It really makes me mad theres alwayys a loli, ffurry, FB thread on 24/7. I miss old /b/. 4chan vs tumblr. Anon never forgives anon never forgets. man......
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>>736702501
Kek
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>>736701893
Celebrity culture in the modern world is a fucking disease. Yes, it's natural to admire people whose work you love but I'm talking the complete obsession with it
Don't worship celebs ffs anons
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>>736702472
Fuck no, never had a "normal" teen life, cameras everywhere, can't buy a goddamn cantaloupe without some taking a picture. I want to be normal.
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Can we see your pussy?
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>>736702501
What exactly are your redeemable qualities or talents, silly faggot?
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>>736702362
>a body count album.
You must be old
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>>736702450
Christina Hendricks.
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>>736702450
How old are you?

What is your natural hair color?
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>>736702533
Never forget anon, maybe one day it will revert, sadly, I think not
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>>736702635
being a silly faggot
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>>736702602
>wants to be normal
>posts in /b/
Something went awfully wrong. Are you sure you're just drunk and not fucking tripping?
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>>736702602
Aw dude that's lame. I can't imagine always being watched. I'd lose my shit. That Sucks op. Why are you drinking at 7am
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>>736702594
FUCKING AGREED. shits depressing honestly.
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>>736701893
What is your native country?
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Kardashians are cancer. Body expectations with that makeup is ridiculous.
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>>736701893
He gets paid to lie.
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>>736702719
It's like 3pm where she lives, anon
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>>736702757
No body is obsessed we don't even know who this person is or if they are truly a celebrity
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[spoiler]what[/spoiler]
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>>736702816
Oh. Thanks makes sense now
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I'd bet it's Maise.
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"[spoiler]what[/spoiler]"
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>>736702602
>I want to be normal.
Well thats easy.
Fire your agent, manager, PA, etc.
Renege on all contracts
Go work ay McD.
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>>736702823
Learn to read, not talking about this person but celebrities in general
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>>736701893
How often do you get to choose your own work, and if you get to choose, has there ever been a job you walked out on because of other people you had to work with?
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>>736701893
Why are you drunk at 10am?
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>>736702719
Got some bad news last night, just want to vent. Life is fragile, and I'm stuck in me, support to be happy 24/7. You've never seen a pic of me sad, but I can promise you that smile is fake. I've perfected it.
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>>736702873
Who's that gnome?
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>>736702873
Maise is too young for anonymoose reflection...
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Have you been contacted by the Illuminati yet or are you not that famous?
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>>736701893
Op is fag, reveal thineself
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>>736701893
Ok proof with timestamp
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>>736702951
It's 1706 in Estonia.
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>>736701893
Prove yourself by showing something only richfags would have
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>>736702602
>wants to be normal
>goes on message board telling everyone about their fame

You celebrities really are as fucking stupid as the media portrays.
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Emma?
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>>736701893
hello martin
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>>736702969
You mean "Too old"
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>>736702951
>assumes everyone on this board is from the same place in the world
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OP is beginning to be a faggot. Answer some of these questions or fuck off and let the thread die.
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>>736702942
I've never liked working with Bruce Willis, does that count? Can't really turn much down, I have fans. I've only turned down a handful of things.
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>>736702757
giving away steam games fixes depression.
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>>736702953
:////////////

Sorry if you lost someone.

Hopefully you can escape the bullshit for a bit.
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Are you Miley Cyrus, if so, why are you such an attention whore piece of trash? You're lucky you were able to suck your dads dick growing up, cunt.

fight me bitch.
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>>736702920
Hilarious. You don't know Hollywood. Shit doesn't work like that.
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>>736703092
Nice try
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being this new and not reading the filename.
summerfags gtfo
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>>736703117
She is just as much of a pile of fake as me
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Thanks anon hopefully it will revert. Im back on /b/ cause I run on 128kbps. I plan on supporting decent posts. Theres always hope. I might try and find a suggestion box or email to see if it can make a difference. but imagine if the pornwas gone, /b/ would be so lit fam. I bet it would even weaponize taking out pedos and anti women groups again
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>>736703121
Wrong, it works like that the majority of the time. Perhaps you're a stupid asshole?
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>>736702873
No idea who this is
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>>736703089
>Kevin Smith: Bruce Willis is 'soul crushing' to work with
Boom!
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>>736701893
is that you iron man?
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>>736703121
>get married
>divorce
>become broke as fuck
Worked out just fine for Brendan Fraser
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>>736703184
Why don't you start turning every job down so you can fade away from the spotlight and finally do you instead of being what people want you to be ?
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>>736703099
That's the plan! Everything here is fake, when real shit hits you, it's like 10x harder.
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Do you do any road work
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>>736703089
>Bruce Willis
Are... you Mary? Nvm, no need to identify yourself. Why don't you get the option to turn down work?
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>>736703214
It's that dude on Game of Thrones.
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OP what do you recommend is the best way to get exposure and get your name around? Not an actor but trying to get big in music
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>>736703239
That poor guy, he is so fucking nice irl, got shafted to say the least
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>>736703316
>but trying to get big in music
my fucking sides.
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>>736703089
What's your favorite Bruce WIllis movie?
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>>736703302
lots of dudes on GoT
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>>736703368
your point faggot?
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>>736703400
It's the tiny dude with the weird eyebrows that isn't a crippled psychic.
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>>736703249
You are held up very high so everyone can see you, kinda hard to hide in the shadows. You can't just "quit". I mean you can, it just never EVER goes well
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>>736703400
It's the son of 006, boromirs son. The one who doesn't see the wincest. His other son.
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>>736701893
pics of face w/ timestamp or gtfo
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>>736703422
his point is that the music industry is fucking saturated and the best a no name faggot like you will do is owe a record company thousands of dollars
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>>736703422
>anon who's faking as a celebrity, what do I do to be big in music?
>plz respond
>plz help me
>plz
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>>736703316
Orlando, if you have an spec of talent, go there, worked out for me
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>>736703447
>006
The kid that's already dead?
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Female or male.
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its impossible to get big in music nowerdays. Locally yeah theres churches and the opera house but thats about as far youll make it
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>>736703440
I wish you the very best op! It's lame I don't know who I spoke to but take care of yourself. Vent every now and than. Being strong and all smiles takes a toll on your psych. I hope you find peace
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How would someone that's not famous ask out a person that's constantly in the spotlight?
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>>736703511
all you need to do is make one hit song that makes to the radio
then you can move to cali and live out the rest of life high as fuck
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>>736703503
The son who thinks he's a girl in the show. The ugly little munchkin one with the face that looks like someone put a vacuum on it as a fetus.
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>>736703385
Haha, 5th element
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>>736703498
cheers
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>>736701893
Sophie Turner?
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>>736703440
You seem like a stupid whore. Are you stupid cum guzzling whore? I'm glad you lost someone. too bad it wasn't you that died.
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>>736703343
Getting shafted comes with the job. You don't own your own career but it's safe to say no one does.
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>>736703563
Kinda what I'm trying to do, just genuinely enjoy music and want people to hear it but the drugs and nice apartment would be cool
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>>736703121
Point is that complaining about fame makes you a douche m/f.
Just stop and cash out or STFU
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> itt we pretend we're celebrities
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>>736703477
That's the point of the alcohol fag, I don't care if you believe me or not.
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>>736703563
>all you need to do

kek you make it sound like that would be achievable
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>>736703656
Bieber did it though, some producer found his youtube and bang
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>>736703620
look at what all the other one (or two or three) hit wonders did and do that
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>>736703620
You will get no where with your shit-tier music. Post a link and prove me wrong. Maximum kek overload.
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>oh yeah everyone knows my name
>too much of a pussy to say name despite everyone knowing it
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>>736703651
Only the loneliest retard would believe you, stupid faggot. Go fucking kill yourself.
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>>736703693
bieber did way better than just that, he's yuge
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>>736703693
>That 1/1000000000 kid who made it huge and also has a jizz worthy face according to 13 year old girls made it, so can I.
kek
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I live in a small city they dont play local bands on the radio.
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>>736703693
He is the epitome of a douche. Met him once, it's all about him, don't blame him though. That's what happens. Not everyone though.
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>>736703693
I wish I had your deluded optimism bruh might help me stop being a lazy faggot
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>>736703693
Hate to admit it but the Bieb has bucket loads of talent and ability.
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>>736703709
https://soundcloud.com/504reaper/m0lly-wok1n

I never said I was good yet, still getting there
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>>736703693
Bieber had to take it up the arse to become who he is. So, thanks but no thanks.
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OP here, I'll reveal myself if you ask me the right questions. GO.
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Jennifer Lawrence ?
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>>736703651
Not everybody needs proof. Cheer up a bit. I'm not gonna offer advice since I can't relate to your situation, but I hope you find something or someone to be passionate about/for. Few people get the chance.
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>>736703039
im so glad i found this already here
>celebrity
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>>736701893
Alright hope you're ready to answer some real questions miss.

How often do people fuck each other and how is it ever kept low key? When I say that I mean, is it like high school/ college where people are just casually fucking at parties or what?

Are there high profile people involved in weird cultish groups (I'm talking more obscure than scientology)

Would you say you have any genuine friends? Finally, who are some people that are TOTALLY different, personality wise, than most of their fans/ people in general believe.
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>>736703847
most successful commercial project?
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>>736703847
Asl?
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>>736703800
That's why we won't let him back in Canada.
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>>736703839
>click on link
>look at faggot name
>close

You fail. First rule, make them interested. Change that faggot shit if you want a chance at all.
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>>736703839
>generic electro dribble
Dont quit your dayjob
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OP here.

Wow, the virulence on this board is awful. I was hoping to find some sympathy or attention to my life but all I get is shit posting. Have fun with your shitty lives. Threads over.
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>>736703720
This is what I expected, but I can't say who I am because of the nightmare that would ensue. If someone posted that "I" was on 4chan venting, it would be in all of media in less than a week.
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>>736703882
I can tell you Spielberg produced it. Steve is great.

>>736703904
female, no more
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>>736703847
This is not me btw
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>>736703878
>>736703969
This
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>>736703969
Wow....
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>>736702953
bad news, drinks, seems to have admitted to female, age hint? Selena Gomez is a guess for me, any hint on type of celeb also?
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>>736703975
Who would really care? "Someone on 4chan...ooooo...."
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>>736703934
If I have to constantly change image then I guess it's not really worth it

>>736703952
"I never said I was good yet"
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>>736703969
Feel better op! /B/ isn't the place for sympathy tho. Mostly assholes here :/ good luck hope everything works out
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>>736703975
>implying media would believe anyone here
>implying you're important enough
>implying the media would even care
>nothing of value is in this thread

You're a fucking idiot anon
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>>736703969
martin shkreli gotta b, no one else calls themselves a celebrity and needs attention from /b like this
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>>736703969
Kek
Go anhero bitch
Everyone will love u when u die
Maybe not still
U should do it
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If you're really a celeb, then you haves moneys. Can I have some?
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>>736704008
Who directed it?
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>>736703969
>celeb mcfaggotstien says they've been on /b/ for years
>didn't expect shitposting
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>>736703952
https://soundcloud.com/504reaper/rough/s-dNPHl

Track I'm working on at the moment, REALLY REALLY ROUGH, but more your style?
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Any last questions for me before I go?? Whisky kicking in hard.
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>>736703975
>Attention whore wants attention
>Goes on /b/, announces she's an actress
>refuses to give any other info
>attention is received

Fuck off, you insecure cunt.
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>>736701893
Most famous penis you've had in you? Ever gone muff diving?
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>>736703975
Okay guys, this is not my post, someone is imitating me now to reveal fake hints to who I am. Don't listen to these imitations!
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>>736702450
Tits or gtfo
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>>736704162
Have there been nudes leaked of you?
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>>736704173
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>>736704173
This is not me
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>>736704134
Colin Trevorrow if you know who that is? We just call him Trevs tho.
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>>736704153
dude give it up, no one cares
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>>736704008
>I can tell you Spielberg produced it. Steve is great.
was it The Hundred-Foot Journey?
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>>736704203
Possibly? I doubt it though, I'm particularly safe with those things.
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>>736704120
I agree, am idiot. /b/ used to be different. Now everyone is 14 and nothing interesting happens. Figured I could do something for the board, but all I get is people like you.
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>>736704173
This wasn't me. Someone is really trying hard.
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it's bill murray guys
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>>736703197
low quality b8
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um, guys. did you think about trying to obtain op's ip address? i'm not a hacker so i wouldn't know if that's even possible, but still. just a thought.
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>>736704229
Yeah I love safety not guaranteed
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you say you want to be normal but you love the highs that come with this life and can't deal with the lows

if you wanted an escape you could easily go to a country where no one knew you and start a new life money wouldn't be an issue I guess
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>>736704283
This wasn't me either.
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>>736704283
>/b/ used to be different
quit your terrible bait anon, you just failed here.
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>>736704165
>>736704203
Yup, I don't even know how, that shit was saved on my phone, not in the cloud or whatever.
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It's Poppy!
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>>736704374
>>736704287
>>736704219
this isn't me guys, stop giving other people attention! PLEASE! GIVE ME ALL YOUR ATTENTION

dumb whore Swift
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>>736704337
To what end? She's not even in your spectrum of autism, let alone interest.
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>>736704259
>famous
>hasn't checked to see if own titties are on web
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>>736704356
Yeah... so did I... lol.
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>>736701893
NOBODY CARES, OP
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>>736704423
You would lose you minds if I was T
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>>736704441
There's so many fakes out there, you'd be surprised. Literally tons of them are of me so if a real one got leaked I wouldn't even care tbh.
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>>736704509
Who the fuck is this? It's not me.
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>>736704453
Oh so you are claiming to be Aubrey plaza
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>>736704453
judy greer
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I cant open your soundclouds im on 128kbps rn. Just play live shows locally. Get a keyboard and some nice bass speakers that fill the rooms acoustics like WOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooopP, The sound waves are just like water if you learn about acoustics. Most of all be happy never doubt. I suggest listening to Muse with some nice bass. Every song they make is basically muse and pay attention how the soundwaves fill your room. Perfect that and youre basically playing minecraft with soundwaves
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>>736704412
If it was Poppy, we would be covered in mysterious codes and ARG shit. Not a depressed attention whore.
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>>736704162
Movies?
Tv?
Music?
Why are u sad?
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>>736704492
Then why u post asshole
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>>736704558
I never said that...
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>>736704564
Bryce Dallas howard
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>>736704008
Female? Timestamp and tits or GTFO. Celebs have to follow the rules too.
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>>736704612
You implied it though.
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>>736704374
This "wasn't me" wasn't me
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>>736704509
As a dumbcunt who's masterbated to more than his fair share of shittyshopped celeb titties I don't really think the quality is high enough for most people to confuse it.
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>>736704597
Movies mostly, a few songs, on TV a bit, someone close to me passed away.
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>>736704597
Not sad really, just tipsy and fishing for attention. I told you, used to come on here once in a while and figured fuck it, why not.

Chillin like a strawberry villain.
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>>736704667
Wait are you Shaggy? Mr Boombastic himself
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>>736704619
The only thing colon trevown did with speilberg was jurrasic world. So...
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>>736704008
im a female celebrity too, i don care if you dont believe me AMA.

>>> reddit
faggot
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>>736704713
This isn't me either, a lot of people claiming to be me. I honestly wanted to connect with people on a different level that I'm used to. Leave it to /b/ to fuck that up.
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>>736704667
>>736704655
>>736704622
>>736704619
THIS ISNT ME GUYS STOP REPLYING TO FAKERS
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>>736704680
The fakes are probably better haha no joke
>>736704655
but I never said it
>>736704622
Sorry, but the rules have been gone for a long time now. Wasn't there a rule 1+2 that was used for quite some time? Look online for celebrity fakes and just imagine one is me.
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>>736704713
Uh, this is OP and I didn't come to fish for attention. I came here to see how /b/ is doing. Not good it seems.
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>>736704713
>The Hundred-Foot Journey
How do you meet/date people outside the industry?
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>>736701893
Hi Kathy
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Are you Biggie Smalllls?
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>>736704827
So you did work on Jurassic world?
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thread is a fail because clues have been infiltrated by ISIS
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>>736704831
GUYS SERIOUSLY THIS ISN'T ME WHAT THE HELL!
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>>736702218
Tits or gtfo
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>>736704880
Haha, maybe...
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>>736704890
Nope
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>>736702151
Tits or gtfo
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>>736703604
Is that real?
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>>736704919
Yeah stop pretending to pretend to be a celebrity guys
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>>736704842
lady its always been a dumpster fire.
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>>736704848
Travel is the best way. Most of the markets outside of North America seems to be untouched by most of the films we produce, especially if it's a comedy (They don't work well in other markets, obviously). But I mean, you can meet people anywhere, anyway. Me personally though, I'd say travel and not to a 5star either, just basic stuff.
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>>736704920
Just use your imagination. I don't care if you don't believe me. I'm getting quite drunk and enjoying the terrible replies and imitators.
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>>736704842
I had a dream last night that if you reveal yourself and are not an attention-craving neckbeard in his mom's basement, moot will make /b/ the best website on the internet. Also God told me this.
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>>736701893
HI Charlotte
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>>736704842
This is also not me
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>>736704855
I love it how people projects their wild semen onto OP's persona.
I bet OP's figuring out by now that the so-called "real world" doesn't differ that much from Hollywood.
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>>736705007
How can we imagine when we don't know who you are?
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>>736702602
Tell us about child rape in Hollywood. Who's guilty
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hey guys op is a lying cunt. let the thread die. have a great day.
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>>736704936
Why not just tell us who you are. Even if the media picks it up you can claim it was some basement dweller pretending to be you for attention. Inb4 it is just some basement dweller
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>>736705064
Brian singer
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>>736705055
Uh, this bitch is not me.
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>>736705104

lol
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>>736705058
>"real world"
Implying /b/ has anything to do with the real world.
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I'll just tell everyone who I am since this is not working out, my name is Olivia Cooke
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>>736705103
I'm from Florida, made it big at 16, you figure it out.
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>>736705123
Again, this isn't me.
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>>736705123
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>>736705103
No, because then I wouldn't get the attention and the point is to be anon. No point in causing a potential headache for myself.

A hint though, and the only hint you all get is, recently did a movie with a director by the initials MS.
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>>736704986
Do you ever use your celeb status to get closer to new technology before it's released? For example, if I were famous I'd want to try out that AR headset that Magic Leap is developing.
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>>736705175
Never heard of her/you.
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>>736705182
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>>736705175
>>736705177
Haha, sure why not! Not me btw
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>>736704975
she wishes her tits were that nice
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>>736705197
I didn't know micro soft is directing movies
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>>736705055
this is achingly stupid. if you truly are interested in having a thread then post a unique timestamp every time you post. that way there's no question who you are and who the fakers are.
having said that, this is useless. you're not a celebrity. you're not a woman. you're a basement dwelling cuck sitting at his "battlestation" bait shop with his dick in his hand. prove me wrong.
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>>736705169
Kek. True that.
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>>736705260

This is not me either, what the heck guys?!
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>>736705200
Only if we do a promo for it or have an exclusive deal with the production companies. You'd actually be surprised how hard it is to get early tech when you're just an actress (I know, I'm not saying I'm poor or anything).

What I make actually pales in comparison to the people who get early access to those things and even then, it's usually people who are potential investors or influences on the product.

I did get to try out some interesting 360 video tech though :)
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>>736705260
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>>736705123
tits or gtfo
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>>736705177
Are you Ariana? Loved that Manchester concert. It was the bomb.
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>>736701893
Haha
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>>736705197
I don't care about the attention. Just so many trolls. But, if you all want a hint then how about TS.
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>>736705325
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>>736705282
haha, yeah no. Funny tho, that's the only hint I'll give out so maybe use it wisely?
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>>736702092
Everyone says that if ur a celebrity send me 3000 dollar
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>>736705284
my dawg
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>>736705346
Oh come on Brittany. Stop parading the fucking corpse.
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>>736705284
This thing better prove its who it says it
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>>736705327
Would you give me some money? Im a poor college student who is never going to end his carrer because of money, also from a thhird world shithole country
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yeah youre just a basement dweller I just came here to complain about the porn everywhere on /b/
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>>736705177
>Female, from florida...

DANIEL TOSH!
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>>736705452
No, sorry hun. Keep your head up and work harder!
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>>736701893
/b/ is fucked, I'm out.
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timestamp or be gone thot
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>>736705496
But you are a millonaire, why dont yio just help poor people to fill your existensial void
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>>736705529
I gave two hints already! If you're clever you can figure it out. One anon already did!

Jeeeez, I thought you guys were smart.
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>>736705175
cool
how is Eleonor doing ?
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>>736705452
I would but we're all anonymous, you know? Better to keep it that way.
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Post your tits or gtfo
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>>736705197

Assuming this fake clue wasn't fake, that leaves only 2 directors with those initials who have done movies recently...

Martin Scorsese and M. Night Shamadingdong.
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>>736705197
Was it ingrid goes west?
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>>736701893
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If you fuckin newfags cant realize it's Bella... gtfo
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Funny thing tho, even if OP truly is either Emma Watson or an average basement dweller, the experience of reading this thread is the same.
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>>736704337
On it.
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>>736705567
I do philanthropic work all the time. I can't isolate individuals or I'd be broke. Sorry!
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Everyone is celebrity on this blessed day.
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Is it Martin Scorsese
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>>736705602
No there are plenty of directors with those initials. Matt Spicer for one
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it's schlomo goldberg guise
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>>736705625
K E K
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>>736705327
That sounds like a bit of fun. Do you have any hobbies unrelated to the industry?
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>>736705602
Wrong. Another anon has it tho.. Will not link him tho.

Would kill to work with Marty tho, obviously.
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Anons getting OPs ip address :)))))))
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>>736705685
Well, I do modeling and I really love video games. I also like to travel to low key places and just experience normal life.
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This is boring it's just something me basement dweller.
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>>736705629
christ
we've got one fag acting like a celeb and another acting like anonymous
could this get any worse
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>>736705589
We know whi yiu are allready. We are the true anons, youre just a public figure controlled by the media
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>>736705685
Basketball when I have the time. Injury issues limit me tho. Now I just play from the couch.
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Have you done anything with marvel?
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>>736705642
I'm getting a many boner if so.
However, OP has stated to be a she.
I got her name figured out by chance and tbh, it's pretty cool that she's coming out as a /b/tard. Even anonymously.
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You worked for Disney didn't you?
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If you showed tits I could guess it correct.
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>>736705787
I dunno but this is exactly what I needed after I lost my friend. Thanks anons!
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Eve?
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Wellllll, some of you almost figured it out. About time!
>>736705812
this might of gave it away tho, maybe.
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>>736705698
I have it. At least who you are pretending to be. She's funnier and more sarcastic than you
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>>736705787
I mean, I'm eating pizza if that makes it any better anon.
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