Alpha male thread NO MANLETS ALLOWED >5 ft 9 reporting in

>>NO MANLETS ALLOWED
>>5'9 feet reporting in

Everything under 6'0 is manlet so leave your own thread op

>>736698621
Seconded

>>736698490
5'5' babyface here and it feels good to still be able to get high school pussy while I'm pushing 30.

Makes up for being manlet.

>>736698621
No, everyone knows abyone under 5 ft 8 is a manlet.

FACT

>>736698490
shortest dude is the most jacked by a decent amount too

>>736698789
Im actually 170cm, 33yo and currently dating a 20yo girl. Feels great, she saw pictures of me from 10 years ago and says Im the same.

>>736698490
OMG!!! the little fella on the right is fucking adorable!!

>>736698813
Ch-ch-checked

>>736698872
>>736698874
exactly, girls don't care about height if you're ripped

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>>736698490
6"2 reportin

>>736698941
Checked what you fucking moron

>>736698490

You sure do like male flesh.

>>736698924
kek looks like he's wearing an inflatable suit

>>736699003
6"1 here /b/ro

>>736698490
5 ft 9 IS a manlet you little fuck!

>>736699291

And you'll do either size. Tall man? You'll suck his balls dry. Short man? You'll lick his ass clean.

Know how we know? Because you fucking CARE HOW GUYS LOOK. Not sure anyone more gay has ever posted on this site before.

>>736698490
6'3'' reporting in

>>736698490
6 ft 7 reporting in fucking manlets all of you

>>736699377
Found another manlet guys

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>>736700610
Read the rules you lanky faggot

>>736700754
Shit that was a typo I meant 6 ft 4

>>736698490
I love being a manlet, I'm so strong and dexterous and versatile it's crazy. I'd hate to be a longboi.
>what do u need all that extra shit for, anyway?

>>736699377
whitey mad manlet detected lol i fukked ur bitch white boi

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>implying i dont score on regular basis

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being short or tall doesent matter because you're all loser since you're trying to brag on /b/

hahaha you're all pathetic.

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>Be me
>In the Netherlands
>Be 6'1, barely average/below average height for a male
>All the girls are taller or just as tall as me
>Feels bad man
>Find comfort that I am taller than the vast majority of Americans
>Feels good man

6'3 master race reporting in

Why do people assume thatsome arrogant muscular jocks are 'alphas', what kind of stone age thinking is this? Dominant men dominate with their intelligence whereas these 'alphas' rot away at their shit jobs

>>736701200
spot the beta

Any manlets on here considering the military? Short guys do very well in Special Operation Forces

>>736701200
There are many ways to be dominant you sperg.

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>>736698490
>5ft 9
>no manlets allowed
>can't post in his own thread

>>736698490

6'1 reporting in.

Fed up with manlets always trying to start fights.
Fustrated midget fuckers.
Pavement painters.
Little pricks
Leave the big girls to the big men.
Know your place.

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All you lanklets need this

6,9 reporting in.

Bow before me fucking manlets

>>736701225
the masters indoctrinate you with these ideas when in reality real alphas are some guys like bill gates, but they don't want you to understand this

>>736701483
see
>>736700754

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Always the same selfdelussional shit in these threads. Aesthetics, muscle and personality is all that matters, except if you have dwarfism or some shit. Skinny weirdlooking lanky dudes who convince themselfs that they are "ripped", but can fucking barely bench 100 lbs.

Look at Tom Hardy. He's 5 9 and I'd let him have his way with me, even though I'm a man and not into that kinda shit.

Maybe instead of trying to brag on /b/ about how tall you are maybe you should use your height for actually something useful like... Basketball ?

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Gay nigger

6'7 you are a manlet

>>736701527
fuckin this

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>>736700754
tfw I'm 5'11 with pretty face

>>736700754
Fuck, I'm six foot even, and apparently, I'm fucked.

>NO MANLETS
>OP is a manlet
Huh.

I'm 6'6, fuck.

>>736698490
6'1" here

>>736700754
alot of people see it this way and feed their children obscene amounts of hgh which granted makes them tall but my god does the bone reformation in their viscerocranium fuck their faces up

>>736701133
3rd gen ducth living in us, 6'1" also taller than most of my friends feels good

>>736701133
Go on vacation to Mexico or Japan. You'll feel like a big boi.

>>736698490
5'8 here.

>>736703035
Is 1,78 m a manlet?

6'3 here and I wish I was shorter. Just want a tall, strong bf to wrap me in his arms and be big spoon :(

>>736704050
Sorry there are no girls in /b/

>>736700754
6"4 220lb 15% BF (Winter)

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>>736704296
You are absolutely correct good sir

>>736704312
You must be really ugly or have a small dick to browse 4chan then

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>>736704427
OH NOOOOOOO

>>736704474
Nope and 8" + Fat girth
Got dragged in back when lazers where being charged and shoops where being whooped, stayed for the Scroll bait while watching Twitch in my down time.

>>736698490
5'9 alpha oh lol'd thanks op

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Wow, so much insecurity in this thread. I bet Danny DeVito is more alpha than any of you.

>>736698813
Okay manlet

>>736698941
Summerfag

>>736698490
The pic is pretty funny

Also who cares how tall you are?
Like why the hell are there woman over 6ft.
I'd climb one like a tree

>>736700923
Girth > length

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Manlets can win guys!!!!

>>736701133
But you'll never be as free

>>736704674
I have difficulty believing you too perfect

>>736705030
That's Emelianenko, he's 5"10, and Russian.

>>736701200
Athleticism helps sperm movement,
Also help keyboard skillz

>>736701369
Majority of girls who wear heels are taller than you

>>736698490
5 ft 9
Clearly manlet

>>736705136
See>>736700754
In doubt, repeat

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>>736698490
I think you should reconsider your life if you measure how tall you are with a unit called feet.

>>736698621
>tfw your 5'11

>>736698490
189 cm (that's 6'2 I assume)

>>736705475

Literally the fakest gif ever like yeah sure that solid metal gun is going to just hang from his mouth after he offs himself

Kys newfag

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>>736705400
Shit, I was looking at Fedor, Alexander is 6"4

>Alexander Emelianenko
Nationality Russian
Height 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight 254 lb (115 kg; 18 st 2 lb)

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>>736705656
is your family mean to you? consider livestreaming your suicide

>>736698813
Anyone under 5'8" is not a manlet, they are a female

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>>736705805
Scrap that Fedor part, I don't know where I got that 5"10 from. Fedor is ~6"0 (ish)

>Fedor Emelianenko
Ethnicity Russian[2][3][4]
Height 1.82 m (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)[5]
Weight 235 lb (107 kg; 16.8 st)[5]

>>736698950
Girls don't care about ripped if you're tall

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>>736705656

>>736702219
Tfw you're a nigger

>>736704427
I kek'd

So many newfag's in here.

OP clearly baiting and people biting

>>736706459
>OP clearly baiting
Welcome to /b/, You must be new here

>>736706459
Another angry manlet, it seems.

>>736698490
>alpha
>doesn't even know how to hair

i dont think so

>>736698490
2'4 here.

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>>736701133
>be australian
>be 5'10
>not a pretty face
>weightlifter and boxer but still only 5'10
>feels batman
>go to Sweden
>hot, tall blondes absolutely everywhere
>get laid every second night
>meet great Swede
>bring her back to australia

People that have never met nordics wouldnt know this but they are completely socially retarded. No one talks to each other over there and if you are just a little friendly and outgoing youll get laid a lot.

The moral of this story is a simple one, go to Sweden, you manlet faggot.

>>736705983
yeah because they want some lanky motherfucker who probably weighs less than them

>>736698924
t. lanky noodle

>>736706933
>Sweden
aka Refugeestan

girls don't care about anything if you're cool

>>736698490
no manlets allowed, and 5 ft 9 manlet reporting in, lololol

>>736698950
Keep telling yourself that

>>736698490
Jokes on you.
>> 5'10
>Compensate with penis size
>9.1 inch dick
>Girlfriend wants no other dicks because i can fill her whole pussy up with ease.

>>736701200
This is true. I have several roided-out gym rats as Facebook friends and I hardly ever see them with hot girls. They all have some hag/fat wife/girlfriend.

>>736707417
ok mate, sure

>>736707417
I'm gonna need a picture of your girlfriend's pussy to confirm that.

>>736707497
The fact that you don't believe it makes it even better

>>736707417

the average vaginal passage length is only 5 inches.

>>736707417
>9.1 inch dick
>Girlfriend wants no other dicks because i can fill her whole pussy up with ease.
Is she a cow? Or a mare?

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>>736707417
>9.1 inch dick
>.1
Yep, Not buying it

>>736701102

why you wearing a skirt for faggot.

>>736707571
When they get wet enough, it definitely gets bigger.

>>736707571
Keep telling yourself that boy, pussy can expand depending on the arousal that she feels, but cause you have small dick, your girl never gonna feel aroused

>>736702968

So, American?

>>736707417
Feel validated for having massive cock by girlfriend
She probably knows you are insecure af but still in for the cock, possible slut or ugly

>>736707571
Wide?

>>736707722
probably fat fam

>>736701133

no their not. average height of a woman in netherlands is around 5'9, men it's 6'2

>>736707636
Its a Dick Measure app. Bad at math so it lies. But add little possible details to seen to legitimate it.

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Keep priding yourself on your height, lanklets. I'll just be over here getting laid at 5'4

>>736705080
Can you smoke weed in Starbucks?
Nope. Enjoy your jail.

>>736700754
There's literally no such thing as too tall faggot

>>736708110
I'm an Amerifag but damn, Americans BTFO

>>736698490
Lol, fucking faggot. Trying this hard to deny your manlet status. Congrats on being a genetic waste.

>>736707722
I mean isnt this whole thread about people trying to compensate things with their hight?

>>736707401
>>>736698950
>Keep telling yourself that
5'6, not ripped, 27, slept with over 40 women in my life. Girls don't care about anything when you got charm and don't pity yourself about your height or any other "flaw". A good 10 of those girls were taller than me too.

>>736708926
Like niggers trying to compensate their social status and wealth with their so called bigger dicks

>>736708942
To be honest, the only real thing women are looking for is confidence

>>736709060
Thats the reason even even the biggest assholes can get chicks.
Not a mad nice guy here. Just trying to say that everything can be achieved through confidence.

Anyone touting genetic predisposition as a life success has to be so miserable with themselves. If you have to tell yourself "damn life is good cause I'm tall" I feel bad for you.

.. it says "alpha males only" but what do we do about the dozens of skinny faggots who sneaked in because they're above 6ft..

>>736698621
I'm 5'11... can I slip by?

>>736709466
My dubs confirm. 5'11 is passable.

>>736709750
Thank God for that

>>736708110
That's the most comfy fucking thing I've ever heard.

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5'5 here, i consider suicide every day

>>736698490
6'2" checking in. OP is in fact a manlet.

Am female. Would not have sex with any of you, ripped or not.

>>736710286
Hey man, Seth Green, Kevin Hart, Michael J Fox (who was a heartthrob in his day), Bruno Mars and Scott Caan are all 5'4, 5'5. I doubt they have much trouble in the pussy or popularity department.

>>736711318
Danielle Radcliffe is also 5'5. You can bet he's swarming in birches.

>>736711405
Bitches, I meant. Not trees.

>>736705983
lmao I died

Truest thing ever though. So happy I'm 6' 1" (but 6' 2" on tinder)

>>736707636
Literally same thing I though

I have no idea how big my dick is. I measured it years ago but I've always been comfortable with my size it's like 8" maybe 7.5 but like bruh

.1

rly

I'm also dutch, 6.2 feet tall. I have to say most of the times it's pretty awesome to be tall. We have a vacation house in italie and there I'm like a God floating above everybody. But here you are nobody.

>>736698490
This is now a Name my band thread

Four Dickheads and A Dwarf

>>736708110
I fucking want to love this country so fucking bad but I just hate this fucking place I wanna go somewhere where there aren't prisons everywhere missiles aren't the number one priority cops aren't killing (black) people education is fucking shit drugs are fucking okay because most of them are especially weed and MOTHERFUCK A 9 TO 5 EVERY TIME I GET A CHECK WHAT I REALLY GET?

ROBBED

>>736702854
Curious, what info do you have to back this hgh claim? Because I've noticed so many kids are in the 6'2 range these days. Far more than just 10 years ago.

>>736698789
I am totally with you on that. Babyface 5'9", 27 and still look 17, drowning in pussy. We immortals need to get together and talk about taking over the world.

>>736713234
The airfilled midgets sounds better

>>736698490
My grandma is 6'2 and my mom is 5'11. I think the manlet bar should have been raised a few decades ago.

>>736707123
>stillnotasbadasdetroit