/nzg/ new zealand thread why is no one making these anymore?

We actually doing this?

Chch reeeeeeeeeeporting. Was out tonight but not feeling it. Having good time with mates but a bitch had been seeing was there and she was evil as fuck. Decided to bail, fucking cold and sleety just wanted to head home.

>>736691578
>why is no one making these anymore? fuckin cucks

BECAUSE NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Annonz rep

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>>736691578
it is Friday my dudes

>>736692147
anonnz show feminine penis pls. need 2 fap

>>736691904
you sound drunk

ask a guy who literally just got a bj from Quercy anything

>>736691948
NZ Is not garbage.
The politics, the weather, the politicians and many of the woman and hipster men are.

>>736692256
Lol im with her now r u invisible

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>>736691578
lads

>>736692548
how does my cum taste kek

Anyone know where to get fake IDs in Auckland? Any help will be rewarded

>>736692664
Tastes like cuckoldery famalam are u tryna get me off or yourself?

>>736691578
We've moved to r/newzealand. Come join us in normie paradise, friends.

>>736692744
underageb& tbh

>>736692795
Maybe he just wants to collect bennyz

>>736692795
For a friend mate, not a word of a lie

>>736692948
Just spoke to the gcsb

>>736692200
Its probsbigger tgan urs tbhg

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Sup cunt nuggets, don't forget to vote for Gareth.

>>736693495
Im voting for Gareth and encouraging everyone I know too

>>736692376

Confirmed for garbage. I heard NZ only discovered electricity so they could film LOTR there

>>736692774
There's not even an nz thread there

So why are we being spammed with tanks?
Watching ESL replay on youtube in picton.

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>>736695048
why not

>>736695095
Fair enough.
Carry on.

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>>736695225
last one

>>736692376

You can't even keep your brown people in check

>>736695386
As a former Australian I can safely say NZ, at least compared to oz, has a particularly excellent native peoples.

>>736695616

>>Former Australian

Invalid opinion detected

I'm lonely and bored what do

anyone in hamilton know what that siren going off at the hospital is for

>>736695830
Come over man. Got a bottle of whiskey need an excuse to crack it open.

Can just talk and shit til the sun comes up

>>736696234
welly?

>>736696282
Nah Christchurch.

Oh well. Next time bro. shame that.

>>736695830
would you be willing to accept a bj from a dude (not in a gay way)? because then i could help. am in central chch

>>736696489
>>736696570
If only I were in Christchurch

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nelson reporting in, fuck this weather's shit I can't get any of my laundry done

>>736696570
Haha lol. I'm actually in central chch too. Ummm, not gay though. Also I tossed one out about an hour ago, could still come over for a whiskey. If you promise keep your mouth to yourself lol

>>736696761
The man said that the bj isn't in a gay way

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>>736696761
tfw no one wants to let me give them a bj

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>>736696814
I'd let you give me a bj anon, but sadly I'm not anywhere near chch

>>736696814
I'd let you give me a bj, but I'm a grill

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>>736697006
>>736697078
t-thanks

>>736696814
Lol. Aaahhhhh. I could consider it, might be bit weird. What if you came over and we knew each other IRL?
What part in the 4 avenues are you? Near casino? Fitzgerald Av end?

>>736697266
i stay on Tuam st in Phillipstown

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>>736697078
>inb4 20+ anons reply with 'tits or gtfo'

>>736697361
Tuam St? I'm near Poms. I've had a dude go down on me once before, I couldn't cum though. Felt real strange. But he was super faggy and the moaning he did put me off. Wouldn't you be disappointed in your abilities if I didn't blow my load? I mean have you done that b4?

>>736697692
dunno, never tried it b4 kek

>>736697604
only newfags give a shit about femanons in /nzg/

>>736697777
Thing is I'm a business guy in my 30s. I'm prolly way older than you. You better confirm you're over 18

>>736698188
jokes on you i'm 47

>>736698370
Nice one. ;-)

Why has it taken you this long? Going behind your missus back or something?

>>736698547
just decided it's time to have a hard glossy dick in my mouth. but not a in a gay way, just for the experience...

>>736698702
Fair enough mate. Not for me to judge. My wife's outta town next Friday. I'll think about it during the week. Hit by the nzg thread on Wed night. If you're still keen then can give you a throwaway email and we can sort something out.
How's that grab you?

>>736698871
>>736698871
safe as bruv

>>736698702
>>736698871
This is the gayest thing to happen on this thread ever

fuck Im high. why is this shit illegal

>>736699007
Sweet as.

>>736699019
can't you read the guy said it's not in a gay way

>>736699019
you said it. but its not the 1st time peeps have used this thread to hook up

will be ITT wed to see if these guys get it on

maybe we organise 5 or 6 chch anons to run a train on this guy. not gay or nothin

Dunners reporting. Anyone in town awake?

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Dunners reporting.

>>736695370
'sup, tankbro
>>736701081
Mexican standoff, what's up?

>>736701081
Hey dude. Its all guud. Just can't sleep. Did George st maccas today. First time in ages coz I'm a poorfag. Their prices have gone up and theyve changed their cheese. I was so looking forward to it but disappointed, tasted like shit.

Where are the NZ nudes at? Every fucking time it's just tanks, why do I even bother...

>>736703888
nudes fags died of cancer