Bedbug (herein "Kekbug") guy here. I posted here a

They are just gonna leave the room and return later. Need to do the whole house.

>>736676836

One room at a time. This process will be repeated - daily if I must.

>>736676003
Have you tried turning it off then back on?

>>736677013

No, this is Patrick.

I had a roomate that brought these fuckers into residence at my university. They used poison and the whole works but they spread through the whole building through the heating system or something. They still have them.

The only way i was able to get rid of them was by putting all my shit in dry ice for 3 days and by throwing lots of shit out

>>736677434

Yeah, I've heard when you get bedbugs, they're there to stay - your only option is maintaining.

>>736676003
You can go back to redddit as well, you magbificent fucking faggot maymay-master.

>>736677794

I don't get along too well with Reddit.

Also, update:
>My room is at 109 degrees, and bedbugs are appearing everywhere. Also, I think I'm high off bleach and chemical fumes. Holy fuck. Mad light and I'm stuttering.

>>736677651


the grammar/punctuation in this post is A+

>>736676003
Lots of isopropyl alcohol or however its spelled. The high percentage shit. I had bedbugs two places before the place I live at now. They take two weeks in the eggs to hatch and the eggs are pretty much unkillable so every few days as I assumed new bugs would hatch I would flip everything and spray everything in the room. They can travel rooms but prefer to stay on one host. So I did that for like 2 months and by the end of it, no more bed bugs or they went to someone else room. Who knows but they weren't fucking with me anymore. Also got a new mattress when I moved just to be safe but kept a lot of the same furniture and all. Seemed to work.

Currently dealing with these fuckers. Ive never had them before but my sister and her family got them some how and evidently they brought them when they would visit... Losing my fucking mind as spraying them with bug spray does absolutely nothing. Shit is embarrassing

>>736678145

Writing is my specialty.

>>736678624

I'm 95% sure I transferred them to my girlfriend's house, who has two other rooms. After a night of sleep there, I noticed little red marks on my legs. Can't wait till she asks me about it.

>>736678840

Roommates, I mean. I think I'm high on chemicals right now.

>>736676003
You need mattress protectors for all mattresses.

>>736679034

I have one on there. Seems like they can eat through the protector.

>>736678840
The fuckers Ive got only bite me on my arms for some reason, no other body part has bites... At first i thought it was just mosquitoes but then I started seeing guitar pick shaped bugs once in a while, googled it and sure enough...

>>736676003
why didn't you just buy some bed bug/flea killing powder? Did that months ago and they disappeared, saw one walking up the wall few weeks ago though so worried they are hiding somewhere in the house again

>>736679289

Going to try that next. Let me tell you: If you seen them before, and they "disappeared," they're likely camping out somewhere. No joke. My room is 110+ degrees right now, and they're coming out of the woodwork. It's insane.

>>736679289
Not OP but that's probably my next route. I heard Diatomaceous Earth works but I dunno

>>736679425
Take pics

>>736679425

How are you killing them now that they are coming out?

>>736679570
this

Just call a fucking exterminator its cheaper than serving prison time for arsen

Oh and get the computer out of your room if its that hot are you dense?

>>736679289
it might be my cat carrying them, the first i saw one after the powder it was crawling up the couch next to my cat. Eventually threw the couch out and recently tore the old carpet out of the living room. I didn't know they lived in wood i thought only cloth like materials.

>>736679570

Pictures won't do justice. There's just a few dead ones in front of the heater right now. They're also in little cups in which I placed my bed frame's legs. Plus, I just went in there and noticed my room is only 105 degrees - one of the fucking heaters busted.

>>736679890
was meant for >>736679425

>>736679768

Okay, let me upload something. You're not going to be impressed at all.

>>736676003
Bed bugs can live up to a year without eating.

>>736679808

This.

It may take a few treatments and vigilance on your part, but that's the only effective way to get rid of them. Leave this shit to professionals or else you're REALLY going to get overrun.

"I notice Kekbugs scrambling around the carpet"

tear out carpet and trash it,

>>736680166

I have no money. I'm a very, very broke (professional) student, and I have little time to acquire funds for an exterminator.

>>736680207

I wish.

Also, pictures from my phone are not sending to my email.

>>736680166
Exaclty i called orken thay came out encased my mattress qith a cover after soaking it in a really powerfull chemical they sprayeecunder my base boards and the carpets and chairs on the house repeated a few more times every two weeks and they are gone now if i evee see one again it will be too soon

>>736680207
This. You're going to have to get serious about this op if you ever want to get rid of them.

Tear out the carpet and put Diatomaceous earth on every surface possible.

The freezing cold kills them.

>>736678145
I'm fapping to the dash used wisely.

Anyway...
Op, once they spread you gotta pretty much call in a specialist to spray shit every week.
They are worse than roaches in a restaurant.

Although, I got them once before noticed them early. I just cleaned the room, set poison and duct tapped the room off for a week. They disappeared because there was no food source, that's what keeps them coming is the food.

>>736676939
no you stupid cock gobbler you have to do theWHOLE HOUSE, then wait two weeks, and do it again.
if your work on the WHOLE HOUSE is shit, i'd reccoment a second treatment after just a week.

follow up a month after the second week to do WHOLE HOUSE one last time.

you'll have to figure out how they came in in the first place, let alone allowed to have an infestation occur. worste case scenario you move out and never return to that hell

>>736680432
No it doesnt it juat causes them to fall into inactiviry for a while then they come back lime any other bug

>>736679511
>Diatomaceous Earth
That should, but it won't kill eggs. The goal. I think would be to kill them in the juvenile stage before they have a chance to lay eggs. Which means going scorched earth and treating them consistently and brutally until you kill them all before they get a chance to reproduce.

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>>736680490

I don't have money to do the whole house at the same time.

>Picture related

>>736680022

In cold weather they can live more than a year without eating. At room temperature they can go 2-3 months.

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>>736678145
under rated post

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>One more.

>>736680641
I think i have bed bugs but mine look nothing like that, they are smaller and more of a brighter red, and more of a triangle shape.i spray all the fucking time but with the no money i have, there isnt much left i can do other then throw shit in the dryer for extended periods of time. just found another three when i got home today.

>>736676003
>Kekbug on pooper

>>736680641
>>736680688
Jesus christ how old is this infestation? That thing is huge

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>>736678145

I work for a major hotel in IGH chain of hotels, I've had to clean these out of three of our rooms this summer with zero PPE. lesson I've learned while trash bagging linen. Always do removal with one set of clothing and change into a clean one in a fabric free room, double garbage bag and tying my uniform after and throwing it directly in the wash with zero transferable moments. Remove headboards, wall sockets removed and taped over with plastic. Vents as well, cut off escapes. They need 20 days ago to starve out in a sealed room even after spraying handles it. We do this for even one single bug, each bug can lay 8 eggs per day so multiplying that exponentially gives you an idea of how they can spread with a 20 day maturity cycle alone.

>>736680799

They're kekbugs. For sure.

>>736680835

It's pretty fucking bad at this point.

>>736680394
I know someone who works there, I have his card if you need an exterminator.

>>736680835
not him but the ones i had where that size and i saw a large one once about the size of a small roach crawling around on a shirt with eggs all over it.

>>736681034
Oh i already ran the course of these bastards and i thank god they are gone if there was every a creature that needed to go extinct its these

>>736680641
SMASH IT SMASH IT OP FUCKING GET IT WHAT THE FUCK GET IT FOR GODS FUCKING SAKE

>>736680799

Unless you're waking up with bite marks, those most likely aren't kekbugs.

>>736680688
BURN. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.

>>736681151
Crushing them is waste of time

>>736681193
The bites can take a few weeks to appear at all

>>736681193
some times but not often enough as you might think. Ima try to find one and take a picture

>>736681359
Its still early call an exterminator now the sooner they treat the better

>>736681235
Okay. New approach after all it's a fucking bug. Humans are smarter even if outnumbered like 10,000 to 1. Here is the plan OP I'm almost certain this will work based on my MOS, and what I learned in the army...you are going to become the pesticide...you need to slowly drink more ans more insecticide daily until your very presence makes the bugs die. I can't see any other way.

>>736681273

That's incorrect. You will have the same reaction if you were bit by a mosquito, usually the morning after the bite, just like a mosquito bite.. It may appear as little red dots on your skin, but for most, they itch like hell.

>>736681537
Plus you can see little bits of reddish brown dust which are droppings from eating your blood. It's a tell tale sign.

>>736681524
Ive had them for a while but i only find like 1 or 2 a night. they went away for a few weeks now they are back, i think ima get plastic covers for my two box springs and a bed bug cover for my mastress and fill it with Diatomaceous Earth, then move my bed away from the wall and just bug bomb the shit outta everything

>>736681537
Im not kidding they can take a while to appear you will be away from home for hours and have a new bite suddenly spring up out of no where

>>736681714
No call a professional it wil be cheaper in the long run tou are trying to kill a rootkit with norton right now

>>736681714

I don't fuck around when I say to call an exterminator. The problem WILL get worse, and I advise against foggers since it will leave behind residue on whatever it lands on. Seriously, call someone before it gets any worse.

>>736682018
But won't the exterminators use even more toxic chemicals?

>>736676939
You can't do it that way. We rented a gas heater for $100. parked it in the front yard. roasted the inside for 9 hours.

>>736682208
Tell them you want heat treatment.

>>736676003


OP I m being legit when I ask this, but do you want to know a 100% guaranteed way to not have any bedbugs? Not sure if this thread is still active so I will wait for a reply from you if you are there and interested, thanks.

>>736682358
Inb4 suicide

Bring ants in, they'll hunt and kill all of them. Alot easier to get rid of as well. As long as there isnt a queen they should all die off in a few days anyways.

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>>736682232
looked like this but bigger and two hoses.

ahhhh niggerbugs...

i remember when i got them from a dirty white nigger who sold his matres to me on craigslist when i was a student at uni

immediately bought diatomacious earth and a spray that kills the eggs of those little nignogs

sprayed the shit out of the bed and curtains and made a perimiter around my bed with diatomacious earth. also made a perimeter around eeeeverryyythhhiiiiing with the earth

dresser, i put it in outlets, around my closet, around the entrance to my room, around the trash.

niggers died in a week. no more annoying itchiness

>>736682816
>second hand mattress with kekbugs

fuck dude i think you might be a nigger for buying that shit

>>736676003
Been there bro definitely sucks

Washing machine
Dryer
Boric acid and rubbing alcohol are your best friend in this situation

Throw away EVERYTHING in your house that you don't need EVERYTHING!!! clothes, furniture, games/DVDs etc the less shit you have=less hiding spots
Wash all clothing and blankets and start storing them in sealable bags

Alchol kills them instantly so get a spray bottle and spray your mattress and surrounding area daily (I bought an air mattress much easier to maintain them)

Pour the boric acid all along the walls of your house and drill holes in your walls near outlets and pour it in and seal the outlets as well

By the time your done if someone goes to your house they should know somethings wrong it should be almost completely empty with powder everywhere

DO NOT TRY AND JUST MOVE OUT YOU WILL BRING THEM WITH YOU
how ever if you have carpet I suggest either moving to place with tile or ripping it out and getting tile can't imagine what bedbugs is like with carpet must be whole new level of hell

And most importantly YOU HAVE TO BE CONSISTENT no slaking off

Good luck anon my God be with you

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>>736683213
Kek

>>736681537
Wrong some people can get bit and have no reaction at all

Bedbugs are the worst fucking thing. Fortunately they've dived down recently. They used to be a real problem here in Ohio. Hard to kill too. Basically use conventional bug poison and when a handful survive, bam! Forced evolution. You've got yourself a superbug that's immune to most pesticides!

>>736683425
That's just an old wives tail

>>736683478
>tail
fucking furfag

>>736683478
I'm an old wive then? Me and my two room mates. Only one reacted.

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Never had bed bugs, filthy niggers

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>>736680799
These faggots?

If only it were winter and you were at a high latitude, you could just leave the interior and your stuff open to sub-freezing weather for several days.

>>736683213
it was a nigger move...

>>736683691
nah they are bed bugs, i saw the ripples on their backs

>>736683673
You don't really get them out of bag hygiene; you get them from contact with other people, regardless of being a nigger or not.

>>736683673
Dont take cabs they are notorious for spreading bed bugs

>>736683882

quiet nigger

>>736683781
Fuck, I was hoping itd be these or carpet beetles for you, fucking kikebugs

>>736683673
Then why is your face covered in bites faggot. Or is that dirty white nigger acne?

I once tried to buy these but they are regulated to all hell. Treated like a fucking bioweapon

>>736676003
Get the sticky paper and lay the shit all across your room...Form a line along all your walls...Also make sure your bed is off the ground on a frame...When that happens stab sticky paper through the leggings and also have a 2nd protection barrier of stick paper going around each leg....If any remain they wouldn't be able to reach you...While you sleep you will be bait...Check the paper everyday to see if any are left and leave the shit there for 2-5 months just to be safe.

OP here. Going to update with an insane picture of bedbugs I picked up with tape - all within the last hour.

House herpes.

>>736684672
Don't forget to put a square above the bed as well. They climb up the walls and drop off the ceiling.

Diatomaceous Earth and a duster as well as isopropyl alcohol for spot treatments were the only things that worked for me. I had them for two years. Just graduated college and came home to only one alive after I doused my room in the stuff. I tried just tossing the DE in huge clumps but they avoid it. The duster was a god send and they all died off. My strategy was DE around the perimeter of the room, in bed rails, and every single layer of bed linen after washing and drying everything every week. Probably bad for my lungs to be honest, but I would rather have them dead.

>>736685344

Yes, they do. I just picked a bunch off the ceiling. Fucking insane, mate.

>>736685344

Yeah for extra caution the bed shouldn't be touching any walls....But if you have that sticky paper against the floor they shouldnt be able to climb because they will step on the paper.

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Photo update. I trapped the bug in tape. I'm so disgusted.

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Look at these smug Kekbugs.

>>736685598
Sticky paper will be one of your best weapons against these things trust me....Run that shit against all your walls and start making a sticky paper grids....It will lock them down.

>>736685556
Godspeed, op. I had to deal with these Nigbugs couple years ago. They nearly drove me insane.

>>736685556

snort them

>>736685598
>>736685556
I'd be sleeping in the bathtub fuck that shit.

>>736685598
Frigging spelling mistakes...Make paper grids....Run it among the seams and corners..Can also make straight lines across the room....Also anytime you're sleeping or gonna be chilling not moving make a paper barrier around your resting area...They will try to hun u down and u will get a ton of them when they try to get u.

Not sure if anyone else already posted it but there is something (not sure of the spelling though) called diatematious earth, which is what I used to get rid of bedbugs... You don't want to breath it in, so be sure to take a resperator, but if you use it about every few days (and be sure not to be inside untill the shit settles) then vaccume it up after a day, (for about 2 to 3 weeks or untill the little bastards are no longer living) then it should permenently kill them off, or at least untill someone else brings them back.

>>736685764

Shit is insane, bro. I'm sitting on my toilet right now. It feels like little bugs are crawling all over me.

>>736686023
You probably have some on you...The infants are almost undetectable they are micro small and transparent... Only way you can see them is with a flashlight and you get right down on your hands and knees with eagle eyes. You need to shower in hot water before you go to sleep.

>>736686023
Well the important thing to keep in mind is that they're harmless, they don't transmit diseases. They're just very very creepy and annoying.

>>736686023
you're gonna get through this shit man. the little niggers cant kill you, and youre taking the right steps to kill them

>>736686136

Yeah, I'm certainly going to shower soon.

>>736686138

Luckily. At one point, I thought they were capable of transmitting diseases.

>>736686136
lol had to be that guy, but yea hes right

Reading through this thread is painful. Glad I got rid of mine years ago.

>>736686023
It's an actual psychological condition. Keep in mind that you're hoping to eventually get PTSD from this. Right now you just have TSD.

>>736686252
>thought they were capable of transmitting diseases.
kek same here. i grew up in tick country, so i assumed they were basically bed ticks when i first found the fuckers.

>>736686300

kill yourself

>>736686256

Lmfao yeah, I just ignored it, but I know. I've been dealing with this for a while now. I'm fucked.

>>736686345

You think I should just neck myself? The Kekbugs can feast of my lifeless corpse. My life doesn't matter much anyway.

>>736678109
wtf kind of heaters are you using?

>>736686853

I was using home space heaters. One was large, the other small. Unfortunately, one of the heaters broke. My room is now at 103.5 degrees - it's leveled out.

>>736686970
That's not hot enough. Might as well switch it off.

>>736686448
Nah. It goes away. But even after they're all cleared up you'll still feel it for a while.

>>736687135

I'm going to leave it on. They're very uncomfortable right now, and they're beginning to migrate into the hallway. I can catch them there. Moreover, I read that at 104 degrees that bedbugs will begin to dehydrate.

>>736686970
The problem with using heaters is that even if you get the room to the right temperature, the spaces inside of objects and between walls might not be. All you're doing is upping your electric bill and making yourself uncomfortable.

>>736676003
Dude you need to get an exterminator to get rid of this shit.

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>>736678280
you spelled it right

>>736687256
>They're very uncomfortable right now, and they're beginning to migrate into the hallway. I can catch them there

Seal the room off you stupid trailer trash.

>>736687314

It takes time for heat to transfer. If I leave the heater on long enough, the walls, too, will heat up. I'm fine with paying a little extra. I have a kerosene heater downstairs. I'll be using that tomorrow (it is tomorrow, right?).

>>736687400

Here's the funny part: I'm not trailer trash. If you knew who I was, and the house in which I was living, you'd laugh your ass off and say, "Anyone can get kekbugs."

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here

>>736686970
The one might not have broken... its internal over-temperature cutoff may have tripped. Unplug it and put it somewhere with "normal" temperatures for 30 minutes to an hour and it will probably work again.

>>736687731

Anon, I fucking love you. Thank you. This Pepe is going directly in my meme folder - right next to the picture of a Based Black Man in a Maga Hat.

>>736687778

You're absolutely right. I just turned it on again. My room is now at 107 degrees.

>>736687822
no problem. Good luck with the kekbugs. Ill lurk often.
also checked

>>736687888

I'll be posting here again with updates after this thread is pruned. Look for the Smug Kekbug.

>>736687971
I'll keep my eye out.

Im gonna try the diatomaceous earth/bug spray combo and see what happens. If that dont work I'll put my heaters to work. Yesterday it was 110F so I think I could cook the fuckers pretty good if I do it during the hottest part of the day

>>736688834

You should try - all in unison - the following:

1) Bleach - 50/50 spray
2) Alcohol - 50/50 spray
3) Vacuuming
4) Bedlam Pesticide
5) Heaters (reaching - that the very least - 105 degrees)
6) An iron to kill eggs on your mattress on impact
7) Washing everything in your room, and throwing away everything that you don't need - especially clothing

My room is at the moment 111 degrees. That's the hottest of the night/morning. I'm hoping I can get it up to 122 degrees.

>>736688834

Also the earth stuff everyone keeps mentioning.

>>736688834

You could try mixing boric acid with the diatomaceous earth

>>736676003
If you don't hire an exterminator with the correct heating machine for the job, you're fucked. No amount of effort will be worthwhile if you try to do it yourself. Just shell the cash, stay at a hotel for a night, and repeat a month later. There is LITERALLY no other worthwhile method to this. If you move out, trash all of your electronics and furniture. No exceptions, no buts, no way. I worked at a furniture rental store for ten years and had yet to see a customer succeed at killing bedbugs solo. I always burned their unpaid furniture along with my clothes. I'm still amazed I haven't had to deal with them yet.