YLYL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg UVoREOmg

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>>736667763

>>736667763
Fuck you

>>736667763
We know it's you anon...

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>>736667763
>be me
>attend SIU
>some guy threatens to bomb dorm towers
>town-wide panic
>guy gets arrested somehow

Fast forward two years later
>be me again
>get arrested over FTA for a traffic ticket
>can't pay bond, put me in cellblock with other inmates
>I hide in my cell, upset
>some guy comes in asks about my life
>tell him I'm a student at SIU
>guy drops his jaw
>"no way!"
>shows me out and introduces me to aforementioned bomber
>mfw I got shake hands with the guy that could have killed me

>>736669509
Dear God, I've never seen this one

>>736670982
surprised his dad was even around to steal it

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>>736669509

>>736671150
This is for a cringe thread

>>736669509
Is... is this funny?

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>>736668714

fucking lost, they didn't even back-peddle

http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092?IR=T

>>736671112
Lost

>>736671284
this
i call bullshit

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>>736671679

I love that one

>>736671369
You wanna talk, champ?

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>>736671150
>Rise above it.
>Focus on your intellect.
>Better yourself and advance the human race forward beyond this primitive instinct.
>>By playing Magic

Wew Lad I can smell him through my phone. He truly has ascended. He's figured out that the human race is better off playing Magic than it is sexually reproducing. He's ahead of his time.

https://youtu.be/2FOXEOTTgPE

>>736671938
well....hello new fetish

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>>736671974

side are in orbit

>>736671369
lost

>>736671971
adorable

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https://youtu.be/8CvqmD0CZao

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>>736671908
you know what...FUCK Ghandi that aggressive asshole

>>736672110
Is what he said before he did it.

>>736671553
lost

>>736673080
Hey anon don't cockblock me

>>736671679
Lost

>>736672314
Do it for josh

>>736673014
Story?

>>736671938
straight outta silent hill

>>736673014
That is fucking genius.

>>736673736
It's some kind of sport I think. Kind if like professional tag I'm guessing by the way the guy ran and people chased him

>>736668714
How is this funny?

>>736671378
as it should be

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>>736671971
oh god i actually lost

>>736671061
lost

>>736674332
how?

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guarnteed rep;lies

>>736674332
sauce?

>>736673736
Qb, sneak
The fuck are the linebackers doing?

>>736674648
I like how this image exposes the African-American quagmire that is "culture". This goes into an in-depth exposition that manages to include high-class humor while not being prude of offensive. This is truly the closest 4chan will ever come to being a civilised culture.

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>>736667763

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>>736672281

>>736675284
lol fuck that nigger

>>736675603
what you got against wookies?

>>736675736
wookie dindu nuffin

fuck my stroke double cock uteris cancer prolapse

>>736668714
I don't get it.

>>736671150

Sheeit, man, he's Doing It Wrong.

The chick who got me into MTG was my girlfriend who was also a complete nympho. We spent entire weekends just getting drunk, listening to good music, playing Magic, and periodically breaking to fuck each other's brains out. That's how to properly enjoy Magic.

>>736671694
Lost

>>736670864
kek

>>736669923
>could've killed me

lol faggot, no called in bomb threat could've killed anyone because no one with the intention of bombing something calls it in. go be a pussy on 9gag or something.

>>736671938
I really, really want to fuck that.

>>736671553
Fuckin lost omfg

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>>736671555

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>>736671974
Lost

>>736671938
Any tags for find moar?

>>736675887
>>736674042
Normies detected.

>>736677232
If by "normie" you mean "not retarded", you are correct.

>>736677423
you're a fucking nigger

>>736677648
Someone's a little upset.

>>736677423
More like "Retarded normie newfag" It fits well. This is a YLYL thread after all.

>>736671694
Lost harder than I have in a long time

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>>736671573
Is this real?

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>736675211
How are you this unfunny?

>>736674332
Ruined. Tattoos are for 'hey, look at me' losers

>>736678253
>I was only 9 years old
You still must be if you think that story is funny.

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>>736678598

>>736676726
To be fair, he admitted he only did it for attention, but the "could have" part was theoretical. Calm down, dude.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph592464273367b

>>736674819
Sea Hitler, the Ultimate, the Great Old One awakes...

>>736671627
fuck how did I lose to this

>>736672281
What country says die?

>>736672441
Is that a cellphone motherboard?

>>736679692
>American education
Slovenia.

>>736679815
Nah. Its a raspberry pi

>>736680032
Okay thanks does it work as a pc if you plug monitor and keyboard in it?

>>736680131
Yeah

>>736678492
More for me.

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>>736667763

>>736679923
No I'm western european so i don't know much about the communist block

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>>736680350

>>736680404
the jews fucked your ass long time ago you faggot fuck

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I laughed so hard when I first saw this. I almost made myself throw up.

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>>736680539
>>736680539

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tobleroneee!!!!

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>>736680534
Come again?

>>736671904
Kek. Kid's going places

>>736671971
Lost

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>>736680818
Joke's on you I can't read.

>>736669509
This is and the picture above just aren't funny. What the hell's going on here?

>>736671553
as a swede i lose my shit everytime!
what a fucking retard haha

anyone got any more bananas? limited suppry here.

>>736671378
Is this how sand niggers are born?

>>736681113
I think the point was the Fin did

>>736671150
Doctor Breen is that you? Sounds like a breencast to me

>>736678253
Maybe it's just because im on hydros, but that seemed funny to me

>>736671505
Let's just hope it doesn't get attacked by a wild merchant ship

>>736678793
smartass nigga

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>>736680650
>>736680518
>>736680448
>>736680412
>>736680350
>>736678957
>>736678802
>>736678345
>>736678253

>>736682251whats my nigger sudowoodo doing

>>736678793
that's genius

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>>736677140

>>736680227
But it's only practically used as a tinker board or retro emulator

>>736684056
they day it was proven once and for all

cock is better than pussy

TOP FUCKIN KEK https://youtu.be/v9cLR7FHon4

>>736670864
This one almost got me

>>736676086
The proper way to play magic is to not play at all you faggot. Grow up virgin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyP5DSXPPBE&t=1s

>>736671738

>the alt-right’s favorite artists

Why is everything they don't like associated with the alt-right?

>>736682251
ahaha :D fantastic!

>>736671694
> fuggin kek

>>736671971
Lost'd my ass off. Top kek.

>>736680539
Second guy wishes he didn't have taste buds in his ass. Problem solved. Not funny

>>736675284

That is bullshit... They got rid of Chewy..

>>736675603
Black guy is still there, moron.

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>>736673014
Its called bitch-rugby. Only massive faggots play it tho.

>>736669923
They wouldn't hold someone in jail for over 2 years. That is what prison is for. You don't go to prison for traffic tickets.

>>736680492
Is thag fucking loss?

>>736670240
only laughed because it synced up perfectly with the music im listening to

>>736687376
It was an empty threat for which they held him 2 years in county jail. Same block they threw me into.

County jail, not prison.

I don't really understand the whys myself.

>>736686565
the size is much reduced, imbecile

>>736675284
I don't consider myself racist but I was really uncomfortable watching TFA it felt like I was actually being cucked

>>736687599
>>736687677
>>736687966
nice dubs

>>736671284
this comment is the funniest thing in this thread.

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>>736667763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IceGfgJHo

>>736678183
fuckin probably.
remember when fox news and cnn covered 4chan like 10 years ago?
they're not exactly concerned with fact checking.

>>736687145
jesus fuck.
that's a day ruiner.

>>736681032
If you can't read, how do you know there is a joke to be had?

>>736672281
Oh Norway. You ARE a good vacation spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYARrSqsYY4
Best part at 2:30

>>736671150
that made me fap

>>736687145
when i played real rugby, our team had a similar strat. penalty near the poles, talk to ref pointing at the poles and say to him 'we are not taking a shot at goal'. Opposing team turns to take their place behind try-line. tap and score. worked every time.

>>736675887
>>736674042
Lurk moar

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gnhhhhgnh

>>736671284
He was coming in to find his new GF

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>>736667763

>>736678492
She's posing for a photo in lingerie and you're looking at it. With or without the tattoos the "hey look at me" attitude is fucking accurate.

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>>736687442

>>736671061
ahah yeah

>>736673014
My sides!

>>736672281
There are some viciously stupid "how do I"'s in there.

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>>736671555

>>736687966
Well, congrats, you're a moron. Literally no reason to feel that way. Go read a Marvel comic then I'll believe you.

>>736693143
No fuck that, he is right.
There was defiantly the feel of jew manipulation, race baiting, a nigger going to fuck your white wimens shit going on.

It almost felt forced how hard they tried to push this whack boring nigger into the story.

Black people probably don't watch Star Wars and damn sure niggers don't.

>>736693975
*le edge

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>>736671938

Miss Sicily

>>736671553
>>736673356
>>736676858

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTebVMrQESw

>>736693975
What the hell did he do to end up like that....

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https://youtu.be/shynN8rxKmc

>>736695429
Being Born in a Brown country

>>736695558
Wat?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPc6lLj0VV4

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>>736671573
>alt-right frog cult
please be real

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2017
cleans shoes for a living

>>736694722
nice one

>>736683897
Wheelz from filthy frank?

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>>736668714
I fucking hate cringeman

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If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by Pastor Drenda's scheming Twitter today and remind her she's a scam artist piece of crap.

https://twitter.com/DrendaKeesee

>>736671904
Lost

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>>736671553
lmfao

>>736695987
Thats terrible

>>736683824
What was his end game?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiGTwwWaQjI
touch muh pecka!

>>736675887
fucking normie newfags... oh yea I forgot that summer is here

Aaaaaiaisjajakwaiao

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Joe Ligotti, the Guy from Boston, baby. You've been asking for it, I'm jumping in. This is my rant, what pisses me off about illegal immigrants. In the last 6 years over 4 million illegal immigrants have settled in this country, illegally. 30% of these people have never finished high school, are on at least one welfare program, live below the poverty line and have no health insure so we're paying the tab. And all the increases in our public school enrollment are due to these illegal aliens.

>>736671627
almost lost

>First date with cute red head girl
>Arrive at her house
>She's not ready yet.jpg
>Wait for her to get ready
>Stomach starts to rumble
>Urgent need to use bathroom
>Just make it in time
>Biggest shit ever
>Girl knocks on bathroom door
>Tell her I'll be right out
>Girl says toilet doesn't flush
>MFW.jpg
>Tell her I'm shaving
>Girl waits for me
>Try to fix toilet
>Girl ask what I'm doing in there
>Tell her I'm cleaning my teeth
>Toilet can't be fixed
>Move to Plan B
>Remove toilet from floor
>Dump waste out window
>Girl calls out for me
>Tell her I'm gargling
>Mission almost complete
>Something important comes up and Girl has to run out
>Date is over

>>736683499
I use it pretty successfully as an audio desktop. Of course, I'm running a self-configured kernel + rfs because I had some memory issues, but I imagine one can get by with a minimal distro install.

>>736703885
This is retarded. You're retarded. Never post again. Kys

smelly
dumb
schoolfags

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>>736705666

>>736705781

>you must be age 18+ to view or post on this site

come back later, maybe in 10 years? (assuming 4chan will still be around)

>>736671284
holy fuck lost

>>736696635
fucking kek

>>736687966
You were being cucked out of your money

https://youtu.be/PY4E5Nxem3g
https://youtu.be/FqUIXIH2laA
https://youtu.be/OefrKxqOmI4
https://youtu.be/9xPSZowpzxk
https://youtu.be/8P54ohvf_WY

>>736675603
He did more for the movie than Daisy Ridley at least

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>>736671061
Fucking dying over here

>>736683966
Dat dab tho

>>736702507
to crash the wheelchair with no survivors.

If I double dub, you sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HZR6qFzDRA

>>736671573
>girl

>>736683824
this made me (you) you.
good job

>>736695472
i lost so fucking hard, THIS SHIT is the reason i still come to /b/

>>736708901
You are a disabled guy!

>>736694016
l*edge

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>>736680539
9gag m8? get off newfag

>>736707993
No one stays poor unless they're lazy. The truth doesn't care about your feelings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE

>>736680492
Stars are raycis, Hillary 2020>>736680492

I fucking wish

>>736686236
Great sense of humor fag

>>736672281
>Country gets special mention
>Its because we are suicidal as fuck
Its something

>>736671694
damn son

>>736687966

this all the white males are gay, the y die or are evils in this movie embarrasing

>>736687966
truth. rae wields a long black shaft the entire movie.

>>736671150

>focus on your intellect
>advance the human race forward

Why? So we can find better ways of enslaving each other?

>>736698087
that guy would be dead in combat.

>>736710908

gosh what a rebel

>>736671553
First time i ever lose at one of these.

>>736676086

My gf doesnt care for it too much, only complains its too expensive

>>736684056
The chicken really took after its trex grandpa