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I just took cialis (pic related). Found in my grandpa's

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I just took cialis (pic related). Found in my grandpa's drawer. What can I expect? I have no problem getting a hard on and I'm still young. Will it give me a raging boner that's bigger than usual?
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>>736667421
>contact your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
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Dude, you are taking the old peoples version of it. It also has heart medication in it, because old people have low blood pressure. slow heartbeat, thats why they take 'heart pills' it will cause your heart to beat really fast, you might get shortness of breath, etc. best to just vomit it out, before it goes completely in your bloodstream and gives you a stroke or something
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>>736667421
U gonna die dude.
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R.I.P OP
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ur fucked
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Press F to pay respect to the dead OP
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IS THIS MY FIRST DEATH THREAD ON /b/ !?!? OP YOU FUCKING DEAD IDIOT HAHAHAHAH
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>>736668590
Yeah, those darned old people and their low blood pressure.... Goddamn, some people's kids shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
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update us on your death progress OP
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OP here, I'm still alive... I don't feel my dick getting bigger. Should I take more of this?
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>>736670121
>should I take more
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>>736667421
If you experience an erection lasting longer than 2 hours call a friend and brag
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>>736670121
YES OP TAKE THE OTHER TWO. YOU WILL BE AN HERO!
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>>736670121
I usually take two or three depending on how long I want to go for. Once you're ready start jacking off and that'll get er started
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>>736670121
DO IT FAGGOT
POST PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
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>>736670121
It works better if you crush it then pour it down your urethra
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dubs he takes all of them
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>>736667983
This nigga
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>>736670331
Roll
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>>736670228
>>736670211
>>736670241
>>736670258
Yeah only 2 left out of the three... Will my dick get bigger after I swallow them?
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>>736670331
My trips demand it
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>>736670331
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>>736670444
HOLY FUCKING GET RIP OP
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>>736670444
winrar, omg
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>>736670444
>>736670477
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>>736670413
dude didnt you know? it doesnt work unless you actually take 3. Damn drug companies make it too weak just in case
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>>736670413
Im a chinese and my math says yes
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>>736670444
>>736670444
Ha nice
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fuck dude, you are denying an old geezer a hardon? thats fucked up and selfish dude. he probly cant get a boner without it, and shag that old droopy pussy without it. you know how precious hardons are to old fucks.

shame on you OP, for denying some fucking old dude literally on his deathbed some old crinkly droopy pussy, one last time.

fuck you OP
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>>736670413
typically the more you take the bigger and harder you get. i took 4 and almost had stretch marks. get a camera for some glamor photos cuz you'll not see it that big again.
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>>736670444
The trips decide OP WILL AN HERO
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>>736670654
he's probably doing it to stop his grandpa from raping him
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>>736670413
Send this pic to your mom. Ask her if these clear up a headache
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Where is the time stamp tho
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>>736670555
Holy fuck that makes me wet. Dear god let him piss on me!
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60mg will definitely rage for a few days
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>>736670869
uh, what?
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>>736667421
Hmmm gut stuff this pills are ver expensive and it much smoother than Viagra an camagra
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>>736670444
>>736670555
I'm scared 666 is next
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>>736671039
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>>736670444
OP timestamp with pills on your tounge. Deliver already pls
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Did OP become an hero? or did he just fake it for the (you)?
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>>736671251
OP is presumed kill. He can't deliver on finishing the other two cus he already ded
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>>736671321
gud
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Eat them all OP
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666 get

Eat them all
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>>736671460
>>736670331
>>736670444
He better
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>>736671500
Fuck
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>>736671500
Not even close and trips already rolled. Now we wait.
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>>736670869
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>>736671671
Name your bird pics OP. Fucking rude and inconsiderate for other birdwatchers
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You all wanted birds. I'll show you some fucking birds
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Keep Posting
Mr. Audobon

and list genus and species
so that I can get edumecated
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OP is kill, this is now bird thread
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>>736667421
If u have normal erections ur balls r probably going to rupture, best thing to do is get nearest faggot to suck you off
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This is a house sparrow
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>>736667421
Nah you'll be right, now go for a walk around the nearest playground!
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>>736667421
Who is your grandpa fucking up the asshole?
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These birds are getting me so fucking hard, don't stop anon
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>>736671899
FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOUR OWL FAGGOT LOVING ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH WHORE
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>>736672054
>Who is your grandpa fucking up the asshole?
OP Here...
ME....
sigh....
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None of you people understand birds the way I understand birds
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>>736672130
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Female cardinals are brown
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>>736672360
Is that a MTF cardinal? I can tell from the red markings on wings and tail still. Trap cardinal waifu?
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>>736670869
This thread is full of shit starlings
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3 more hours till we call a doctor
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>>736672507
OP is already kill, more like a coroner
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>>736670444
Oh yes!! OP's boner will never recede. Praise be to the new holy phallus.
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>>736670444
OP post pic of grossly enlarged phallus after consuming them all
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holy shit look at my boner now!!! it wont go down!
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>>736669777
Summerfag
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>>736672574
But what about his eerection, that shit'll get a mind of its own by then and start fucking his grandpa
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>>736672671
>one ball
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Red tailed hawk is best hawk. He has fierce beak and murder eyes
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>>736672746
Kek, never looked that close at that image
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>>736667421
expect a boner, then when you jack off, wait 5 minutes and expect another boner, expect this boner for an hour or two then if it goes beyond 4 hours you got a problem
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>>736672704
>summerfag projecting on obvious b8
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OP may be dead, but I'm sure his dick can at least give us an update
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Cialis still requires sexual stimulation for it to "activate"
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>>736672671
>he saved that porn pop-up
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>>736672839
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OP is clearly an hero by now. Time for more birds
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>>736667421
feed em 2 ya grnpa et. get boned by him
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Australia even the birds will kill ya That'll get your dick diamonds
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I'm gunna fap in other tab. When I come back I expect either OP to have delivered or at least 5 more birds (I don't last long)
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None of you appreciate my birds
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This is a hummingbird. Hummingbird is good bird. Very small
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>>736673234
That's a rat with wings
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>>736673349
Don't talk to my wife that way!!!
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>>736673593
I apologize, here is my wife
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this is the bee hummingbird, it's the smallest hummingbird
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>>736673753
I want one
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>>736673753
Omg so cute
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>>736673234
>bcuz non chocolate milk pigeon
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this is the giant hummingbird, the biggest hummingbird
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op is kill, post weeb shit
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>>736673174
OP is still ded, and only 3 birds and a goat were posted. Abandoning thread
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>>736673968
Idk what made you think this wasn't a bird thread
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>>736674026
Then post birds!
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>>736674026
Ah shit by the time I posted this more birbs. OK I'll stay
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>>736674100
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>>736674100
Am I doing it right?
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>>736669610
He's a cheeky monkey
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Sometimes I just sit and think about birds.
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>>736674344
What do you think about birds?
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>>736674325
That is very rare floof bird
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>>736674411
They are adequately important
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>>736671490
Nice cardinal
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>>736674447
Floof birb
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>>736670413
It's not a miracle pill OP, but you will definitely be able to shag some saggy old vagina. I'd start playing BINGO.
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>>736674411
how awesome they are
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>>736674411
That they eat a fuck ton of food, and even if there is 20 pounds of food for them to eat they will still fight with other birds over it. I like birds I don't know why
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>>736674545
I concur
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>>736674615
They're pretty neato
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>>736667983
If erection lasting longer than hour after cumming
1. 1st take pic cuz you got bragging rights
then
2. Just take a couple sudafed it will kill erection. After 30 min if didn't work take 2 more if still didn't work after 4 hours get DOC
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Rare floof bird flying.....also nitro circus is on nbcsn
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>>736674654
Maybe it's autism? Birds are pretty cool tho. What's your favorite bird?
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>>736674556
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>>736674900
True. Even a retard knows what a finch looks like
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>>736667421
You realize you have to actually be turned on for this to work right? It doesnt just give you a boner for reason...
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>>736674844
Blue jays are pretty great. They have a really loud call.
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>>736675119
OP is kill. Birb thread now
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>>736675159
They are Fucking assholes of the bird kingdom, they kick other birds eggs out of their nests and steal the nest, Fucking nigger birds
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>>736674844
Birds make me feel like I'm playing Pokémon. When I attract a new species with my feeders it's like I'm adding it to my party. I get a completionist vibe when bird watching
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>>736674787
Oh shit didn't read thread right. Op trying to create bird thread and wants bird pics for his bird post he's creating.

Universal bird
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>>736673051
underrated post
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>>736675315
I have a large group of house sparrows that feed in a swarm. A blue jay will at some point scream and scare them away so he can eat alone
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There's something uncanny about seeing birds talking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiCK4LkR_QM
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