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>created a thread on 4chan earlier this morning >asked

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>created a thread on 4chan earlier this morning
>asked for advice on how to catch my girlfriend cheating on me with our roommate
>pic related
>everyone was suggesting I use a go-pro, which I don't have and couldn't afford
>decided to lie to her about having to work tonight so that I could sneak into the house through our bedroom window and hide under the bed
>I'm under the bed now
>I've been laying here since 4pm
>literally nothing happened for hours
>girlfriend watched television in the living room, roommate practiced guitar in his bedroom
>bored out of my mind, fell asleep
>awoken by the sound of the bed shaking a few minutes ago
>took me a few seconds to realize what was going on
>I've caught her. They are fucking on my bed right now.
>I have a lump in my throat. My suspicions have been confirmed.
>my girlfriend and my roommate have been fucking behind my back and I just caught them red handed
>they don't know I'm under the bed

What do?
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Bust them! don't be a pussy
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https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/736599224/#736599224
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film it, post
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join in! its not gay in a three way then leave her ass with all of this spaghetti
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Put phone on record, try to sneak out from under bed and film it.

Sorry about your slutty girl.
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photos of underside of bed or gtfo
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Curious if this'll go anywhere
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>>736661767
>>736661873

I've been recording audio. How can I post it in this thread?
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>>736661873
This.
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Dude you look super desperate because you layed under the bed the whole day.
Record it then confront her tomorrow and record that too.
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>>736662036
>>736661767
>>736661873
This
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>>736661584
they arent fucking behind your back, but on your fucking face and you do nothing?

whooops

1 year from now you are going to regret being a cuck
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>>736661584
jump out from under the bed and ask them if they really expect us to believe your bullshit thread
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>>736662136
vocaroo.com
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Post her tits.
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I did that once man. Exactly the same story. Except I was in the walk-in closet, the door had wooden slats and I saw everything.
I just stayed put until they finished. I felt numb.
Finally about 5 minutes after the deed, I was overcome with rage, shot out of the closet and lost my shit.
Kicked them both out, it was my house.
They moved in together in some crappy studio, didn't last more than a week.
Fuck em man.
You're better off without her. You can get a new roommate.
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>>736662136
is this your girl in pic?
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>>736661584
Just gonna say it even though everyone else has already: video and jump out
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>>736662178
That's kinda why I haven't come out from under the bed yet. I'm sorta embarrassed that I've been hiding under the bed this whole time.

I feel like a creep right now.
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>>736662486
Yep
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>>736661584
Wait till they finish then try and scare the living shit out of them
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>>736662136
>>736662136
>>736662136
Vacaroo
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>>736662543
Cut them up and eat them.
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>>736662486
yeah, that's her. I was in the earlier thread and I recognize her. She's a fucking dime.
I was hopping Op would come back and give us details about what happened and it seems like he is going to deliver.
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>>736662543
Yeah, you should just give them their privacy.
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>>736662437
This man..

ditch the cunt and be better off without.
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>>736662543
Kek

What happens when you need to piss?
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>>736662543
You'd be right in feeling like a creep if nothing happened.

But your suspicion was justified, so don't be a pussy about it.
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wait till they finish, get as much audio proof as you need. when they leave the room, get out from under the bed and sit on the bed. wait until he or she comes back in
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>>736662657
I think his gf is going to deliver and he will raise it like his own.
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>>736662727
This
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>>736662678
give them their privacy... their fucking heads would have a .45 slug in them!
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>>736662136
>>736662381

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gy27fE4lXb

I don't know what this sounds like. I can't listen to it without revealing my location.
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>>736662727
This
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So she is fucking the guy op?
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>>736662543
If it was a camera recording it it's less creepy, just set your phone to record and wait out a good amount then stop recording.
I agree with sneaking out but it's gonna be fucking hard mate. Make sure your phone is on silent too
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>>736662543
Just crawl out and say "don't mind me"
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>>736661584
reach your hand up and touch his dick soaking wet with your gf's cum on it, then yell bazinga!
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>>736662788
You poor bastard. I hope they get what they deserve.
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Get hard drugs and frame your gf/roomate. Bonus if you leave drugs in their car. Ruin their lives.
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>>736662788
LOL
>88
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Any pics of her sucking dick?
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kick their asses.
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>>736662543
record it all.
When she falls asleep, sneak out and confront her the next day saying you left your device to record.
You will seem less insane, and have the proof!
Sorry about your failed relationship.
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I would jump out and beat the piss out of him and kick her naked ass out of your place
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>>736662788
Holy shit he is putting in work.. I know this isn't much help man but yeah.. don't do anything to "get even" just know you where right, end it and move on!
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>>736662788
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gy27fE4lXb
sounds like you're recording porn you fucking lying faggot
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>>736662788
Is that an ak47?
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>>736662849

winner
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>>736662543
Sauce please?

Also cut them up and feed them to pigs
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>>736662870
wtf

I am of /b/ for a year and replies like these are normal here?

Back to /pol/
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>>736661584
whats happening now my nigga?
bust them in the act dont be a cuck and wait for those fucking cunts to finish
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Step 1. Dress in fancy red suit
Step 2. Spring from cover
Step 3. Shout "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Step 4. Burn the heathens.
Step 5. ???
Step 6. Profit
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Oh, I'm going to break up with her. I'm going to record it too.

Trips decides how I do it.
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>>736662870
Thing is, they won't. Best thing OP can do is get out before he loses his mind over some bitch who obviously isn't worth it.

I feel for OP having to be right there for the whole ordeal, though. Stay strong, good sir.
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>>736662788
Either they fuck like porn stars or you're full of shit
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>>736662952
Exactly this, revenge might feel great but it's not worth it.
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>>736663001
no dude just fucking bust out of the bed and yell at them
youre not the creep, hes the creep for taking your girl
fuck them up
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>>736662979
>Sauce please?

That's my soon to be ex-girlfriend.
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>>736663039
Shut up virgin
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>>736663001
post a picture for proof you faggot
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>>736663001
tell her you never loved her and want to find true love with another.

trippsss
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>>736663039
Same thing I thought.

This is a recording of pron
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Jump out from under the bed and put your dick in his ass
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>>736663077
Post her face then
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What the Fuck is wrong with you. Confront them immediately
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>>736662788
Sounds like his dick slamming into her as she orgasms.

Of course, you wouldn't know what that ever sounded like, huh?
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>>736663133
>rolls for trips
>gets dubs
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Force her to get a matching tattoo and then don't have yours
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>>736663077
at least post the whole set before you make more of an ass of yourself larping
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>>736663025
Yeah, you're right. Best revenge is success, man. Show em what's up somewhere down the line, and keep your head high. It'll pass in time.
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>>736663138
Make sure you're about to cum And nut inside his ass
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>>736663188
Them 6's
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>>736663191
its already been posted... you arent reading if you havent seen the link
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>>736661584
Fuck roommate in the ass to establish dominance.
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I kinda think interrupting them you know making it very embarrassing for them would add some sting.. im sure word will go around that you hid under the bed but she is a whore so..
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>>736663039
Also missing bed noises
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>>736663133
trying for this again. it's the most reasonable answer

trio integers attain
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>>736662788
Holy shit this girl is getting fucked so hard this can't be real...right OP...? I'm so sorry, but damn man at least you got to tap that
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op post more pics shes so hot
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Holy shit, nice OP, best bait I've seen in fucking ages.
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>>736663001
Roll for right now.

Get hard lube your dick with spit and fuck him in the ass.

Assert your dominance and piss when he freaks out
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>>736663354
it's not real you virgin faggot
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>>736663157
How? What should I say?
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>>736661584
OP you had reasonable evidence that she was sleeping with your roommate
SO RISE UP FROM UNDER THE BED WITH VENGEANCE OF FURY!!!!!
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>>736663366
all virgins agree!!!
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If this is real then just wait it out, leave when you can and go somewhere for the night, she'll ask why you didn't come home and you can make up an excuse like you came back because you forgot your wallet or something, heard them and left
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>>736663001
Dude you should jack off and as soon as your gonna cum, do it all over the both of them.
Or get out from under the bed and piss on them.
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You fucking pussy, laying there while some guy is plowing your gf
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>>736663457
this
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OP what the fuck. get naked get out from under the bed and beat the shit out of both of them.
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jump out from under bed and say "mind if I join in?"
then fuck roommate instead of gf whilst looking her dead in the eyes
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>>736661584
Your entire story is fake. If you were actually in this situation you would be too overcome with rage or sadness to be writing all this. Most people would just oj it or run away after yelling. /thread
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POST A PIC FROM UNDER THE BED
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Lift the bed and slide it out of the room slowly.
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>>736663412
do you have a place you can stay at or can you handle all the bills in the house by yourself? if you have a place to go. break it off grab your shit and go. if you can handle the bills kick them out, like throw their shit out of the house and enjoy being free.
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Silly faggot, you don't have a gf
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>>736663412
start making "ooooo, ooOOOO" noises pretending to be a ghost. when they get scared, burst out from under the bed, claiming you've slain the ghost. Your gf will immediately return to you, amazed by your non beta courage. then you take your dick and pound the guy into submission
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>>736663457
>>736663498
>>736663508
yeah nevermind do this
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Really only one solution.

Start making ghost sounds.
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>>736663457
Rolling for this. If full bladder than piss on them. Post for lulz
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Why is OP not posting this cheating bitches nudes in this thread right now
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>>736662865
Underrated suggestion
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>>736663546
roll
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>>736663519
you can't /thread for yourself newfag, lurk more or fuck off
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>>736663001
Break up with her right now.
Put your phone on record.
Jump from under the bed.
And bitch slap both of them.
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>>736662486
>>736662657
>>736662749
Samefag
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>>736663577
because it's fake you fucking faggot
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Post her face
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>>736663436
Yeah OP,

get out and study some bridges near your location.
Wonderful constructions, bridges. I'd say.
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just dump her OP and also post here are face/fb so we can destroy her life for being such a cheating slut
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>>736661584
>ITT a bunch of newfags not knowing this how fake this is
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>>736661584
your roomie and gf will literally backstab you OVER TOP OF YOUR HEAD and you have enough decency to not post her face

i see why you're getting lied to already
who fucking cares, post them

here's my ex that did the same
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POST A VIDEO FROM UNDER A SHAKING BED
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>>736661584
OP
I'm starting to think this is your fetish
that you somehow got them to fuck each other >_>
since you won't do shit just lying under the bed there you're probably masturbating to them finding this super hot and sexy stop this foolishness
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>>736663546
this
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Make your voice real deep then scream "Baba baba dook dook dook!" Then flip the bed.
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>>736663681
Nudes?
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>>736663619
hey dont involve me in this samefag shit im just asking a question. fucking rude man
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>>736662700
When I was hiding in the closet when it happened to me, I knew I would be in for a long haul. I literally brought an empty milk jug to piss in, a few drinks, had my psp and headphones (it was like 10 years ago before everyone had a smartphone, kek).
That closet was pretty much just used for storage and I knew nobody was likely to go looking in there.
Hopefully OP planned ahead the same, cus yeah it took hours of waiting.

I was embarrassed too for spending all that time hiding in there.
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>>736663001
By a ring case and pretend like you're gonna propose. Inside the case is a letter saying "Only the best for my loyal partner. Pack your shit and leave."
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>>736663681
post nudes faggot
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OP roll on your stomach and start lifting the bed on your back and slowly turtle your way to the door and ditch
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OP you're full of shit. keep posting pictures though, need to fap
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>>736662657
Post her pics with face op. Fuck the bitch.
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Op you are the biggest pussy ever
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make it sound like you're knocking on the door, and that you've returned from work

they'll get back in their clothes, and while they're walking towards the door jump out the window and go up to the door and answer it

ez pe z
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>>736661584
If this isn't fake, leave when you can. About the usual time out get off work, go do something for about 2 hours and come back late. Maybe get some perfume or some shit to make it look like our were with someone else that night. When she gets pissed, bring out the audio and dump her.
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>>736663681
why do cheaters always look like this
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>>736663746
holy shit this why has no one done this before
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If this were real, you wouldn't still be posting pics about her... Nexxxxt
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Yell positive affirmations
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>>736663763
Underrated
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>>736662788
KILL HER NOW. FUCKING EVIL BITCH
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Blow your roommate faggot
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>>736663733
>>736663761
she's underage sry no
ill find some bikini shit hold on
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>>736663831
They have.
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>>736663001
i know exactly what video this is from you fucking lyginh piece of shit
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tell her you think her pussy smells like sour milk and you are lactose intolerant.

triples goooo
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>>736662788
Dude, Ask your roommate for advice on how to confront your girl about giving you Herpes and HIV. Act like you just got the news from your doctor and use your emotions to your advantage, crying will make it seem more believable. Let him stew on that while you make plans to get them the fuck out of there. Maybe get some itching powder and put it on his underwear when he's not home, this will make him freak the fuck out. Maybe even go fuck someone he cares about. When your done ditch them both.
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Top kek
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Crawl out and shit on the bed
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>>736663888
Winrar
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Who would just lay there. You fucking pussy faggot beat that guys ass
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>>736663543
Yo he cant afford a go pro, you think he can handle all the bills himself?
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Post it on her FB to dump her publicly.
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>>736663737
Lurk moar
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>>736663920
>she's underage sry no
then post for sure idiot
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>>736663746
this. fucking gold.
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>>736663763
Rolling for this
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>>736663888
Top kek
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>>736663763
This is, in fact, the only real solution.

Become a master of camouflage and disguise. You can blend in with your environment if you become the environment, OP.
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>>736663952
T H I S
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>>736663995
this
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>>736663952
Roll for dis here nigger
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Text her that your just down the street grabbing a six pack and ask if she wants anything. theyll stop and shell go to clean up. then sneak back out
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>>736663984
True..
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You should beat him to a pulp and throw that cunt out. Can't understand how you could just stay calm like that.
>also film it and post here
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>>736663952

This
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>>736663888
oooohhhh
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>>736663746
THIS, OP
THIS
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>>736663746
Rolling for this
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>>736663763
This OP
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>>736661584
Just dump her and dont ever say why or say she was getting fat
Alpha as fuck
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>>736663746
roll
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>>736663888
trips have spoken. enjoy jail op
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>>736663888
Get to it op
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>>736663412
Dude you're pathetic.
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>>736663920
As if you could tell. Now im not condoning child pornography but that bitch is clearly grown up. Cant be younger than 16/17
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Op you infuriate me being such a pussy and letting this guy Fuck her. Grow some fucking balls you gay ass tranny and do something
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>>736661584
post her insta or something
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>>736663952
rolling for this tbh fam
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>>736663888
WINRAR
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>>736661584
You should've brought some kerosine and matches with ya lit em both the fuck up
and YELL WHITE POWER
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>>736664177
16/17 IS fucking underage you faggot pedophile
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>>736663678
>this how fake this is
you put in effort
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>>736663952
pretty dope plan OP, save bullets for yourself and do this.
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>>736664268
kill yourself faggot
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>>736664177
Under 18 is underage in the US
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>>736663920
>>736663733
>>736663761
all i got for now, she doesn't have any nudes
her body was p nice tho
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You pathetic faggot doing nothing
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>>736662984
Fucking newfag
>"I've been here for a year"
>"a year"

Lurk More faggot
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>>736663952

rolling for this
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>>736664265
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>>736664265
dumb fuck moron CONFIRMED
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>>736664335
How dirty did she get
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>>736664331
not all of us are from the us fag
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>>736663519
This
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>>736661584
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>>736662788
I laughed so hard holy shit
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>>736663763
This is actually a good plan. Unfortunately, it invovles me staying under this bed until they finish fucking, something I don't have in me.

I'm fucking mad as hell right now. I think I'm going to suck punch him really fucking hard and then beat the shit out of him.

They are STILL fucking. I can't take this crap anymore.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
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>>736662788
Kill her it's the only way
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I see why she is fucking someone else. You are a pathetic excuse for a man
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>>736664379
>liking children will make people like me :^)
not here not anywhere
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>>736661584
Stop lying on the internet. Fuck off with these threads.
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>>736663001
>>736663001
Get out front under the bed and say "what are you doing in my swamp"
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>>736664265
>s-s-s-someone once t-t-told me to not like girls that i'm designed t-t-toooo liek by evolution.
> sooo scarie
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>this thread
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>>736664422
>trips + dubs + dubs = ??
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>>736664422
YEAH DUDE! GIVE HIM THE OLD SUCK PUNCH!
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Post a pic of you under the bed OP now
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>>736661584
jump out, kill them, then kys
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>>736664422
>bitch cheats on you, betraying your trust
>decide to hit the guy instead
do fuck them up, but BOTH of them you retard
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>>736664407
Ok but you were similarly assuming that OP is somewhere where 16-17 is overage.
It was definitely implied.
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>>736664422
she has pubic hair.

why???
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>>736664318
>kill yourself faggot
Never mind, you wouldn't know shit about effort even if it hit you in your chins
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>>736664422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
Is your roomate a niggah?
maybe because you gotta small dick
she wanted to get blacked for reals
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>>736664422
HAHHAHAHAHA Are you sure you got the story right op? PRetty sure he is raping here lul
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>>736664422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
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>>736664541
>hi i'm in /b/ and I like kids am I popular now :^)
no
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>>736664422
Kek. Dude. I hope youre really under that bed
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>>736664422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
fake comfirmed
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>>736664422
record yourself punching him in the face and post it, maybe even yell something fucking stupid like "this is for 4chan"
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you have more pussy then she if you don't do something,also moar pics
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Suffocate them one at a time in their sleep then chop their bodies into pieces and dispose of them far far away.
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>>736662849
Was gonna say masturbate with tears as lube but so this
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beat their asses,man. come on goddamn
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>>736664361
>"I've been here for a year"
>I am of /b/ for a year
Read more faggot
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>>736664602
THIS
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Just slide out and start whipping them with a belt? What's wrong with you?
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>>736664615
pubic hair is hot?
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I'm op. I'm a silly faggot that lets my roommate Fuck my gf because I'm too much of a pussy to do anything
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>>736664602
No. I would never hit a girl.

Besides, I was friends with my roommate for more than a year before I started dating my girlfriend. He broke the code and he deserves a blood nose.

I'm going to do it right fucking now. Wish me luck.
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Fucking text her that youre on your way home. then sneak out as they are cleaning up. then get it on with a herpes ridden prostitute while wrapped. reuse the condom while you fuck you girl. problem solved
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>>736664422
Do it while they're fucking, it'll be funny as shit and all will remeber it for the rest of their lifes
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>>736661584
This is old pasta that has been slightly changed. Everyone posting in this thread is helping a tremendous faggot get his cuckold rocks off. An hero yourselves.
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>>736663369
Was gonna say this. The raw amount of idiots falling for this is unreal.
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>>736664422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
He fucked her retarded
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>>736664650
keep swallowing that blue pill forced down your throat by feminist cunts that laugh at you

dumb fucking faggot
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>>736664794
nothin better than a suck punch and a blood nose
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>>736664331
not in every state though. In Texas I think the legal age is 16
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>>736664794
RECORD IT OP
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>>736664764
Pubic hair is normal.unless you are a child
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>>736664422
Don't stop until his only reaction is nerves firing from the impact of your fist, make it a beating he won't forget, put her up against the wall ass facing you and give her a couple of good shots to the kidney around the middle of her spine, less likely to bruise but it will fucking hurt that way the cops only charge you for one account of battery. Then you can't out her for being a fake victim as well as a cheating cunt. Destroy her reputation not just the next month of her life.
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>>736663923
sauce?
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>>736664794
BELT THEM BOTH
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Good luck op
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>>736664794
betting OP gets knocked the Fuck out by his roommate
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>>736664636
what
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>>736664853

omg I'm dying.
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>>736664899
NICE
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>>736664832
Copypasta or not his pics of the lady are worth it.
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>>736664899
Faggot
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>>736664794
>I would never hit a girl
Fucking pussy
>He deserves a blood nose
If this is real he deserves much more than that OP. Beat the shit out of them both, at this point morals are out of the window you faggot.
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>>736664633
kill yourself you waste of space
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>>736664868
i agree.. thank you
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>>736664741
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
I mean... There's nothing really to do but jump out yell AHA!!!! and start fucking swinging while laughing at the top of your lungs.
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>>736661584
This loli looks too real to be fake http://fuckmytoes.com

A little freaked out actually
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>>736664490
17 is fully matured for a female you dumb fuck. the law only classifies them as children. yet they are often tried as adults. 16-17 is legal in 82% of the united states.

because they fucking are. listen in school or read a book you moralfag and get off /b/.
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>>736664422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
God damn he's puttin it on her. She's cumming buckets.

I bet your mattress is soaking wet.
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>>736664855
Yeah, I think that's true. Well most of the US anyway, except for pedo Texas. Kek.
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>>736664739
>I am of /b/ for a year
>I am of /b/
>of
Spell more faggot
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>>736665003
this, being attracted to prepubescent qualities is what makes you a pedo
being attracted to the developed adult sexual characteristics of a 16 year old is natural, just frowned upon
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>>736664422
I want to believe
>>
Tomorrow sit her down and show her all the nudes you have of her and then ask for more. Then show her a cum tribute thread of people jerking off to her nudes and let her know that the whole world has seen her naked. Make sure you include her full name and social media. If you are ballsy include the vocaroo recordings and the nudes on her jewbook wall. Make it crystal clear that you are doing this because you caught her redhanded fucking your roomate.

The only way to win is publicly shaming her. Obviously you will need thick skin because white knights will come out of the woodwork to defend her for having a vagina - but literally every real man ever will have insane amounts of respect for you for putting her in her place.
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>>736664853
stop
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>>736663888
>>736663001
fucking chicken dinner, op must delivar
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>>736664794
Inb4 OP gets his ass kicked and they continue fucking
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>>736663137
Sounds like Sunny Lane to me
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>>736664958
>kill yourself you waste of space
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>>736665154
Kek. Hope the roommate kicks his ass and cums on his face
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Check em
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>>736662962
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gy27fE4lXb
this.
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sucker punch the dude then fuck your girl raw.
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fake as fuck
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>>736664990
Thats some trojan shit right there
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who is this girl thougfh?
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This is a fucking clinic on how to troll. Jesus.
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make a noise under the bed and scare the shit outta them hahaha
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who else is just folllowing this thread?
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>>736664534
This gets my vote
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>>736664794
give him the ol' blarNEKNEK treatment and a nice blood nose, should do the trick
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>>736665343
Just a whore
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>>736665316
Feedback. Confirmed recording
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Today OP was a fag but he really had us goin
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I know why you've been waiting for this moment.

get out from under the bed, and start licking that real mans balls while he fucks your girlfriend hard and deep the way you can't. eat his cum out of her pussy after he finishes in her and take your place as the little cuckold bitch you are.
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>>736662999
you keckle my shmeckles
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>>736665331

Did you click it? Kek
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Dude, really, no need for sketchy plot and movie revenge.
Punch the guy like a man, break up with the girl like an adult and move on.
You're not the first guy getting cheated on by your friend and girlfriend.
You're the fucking main character of your story, let them rot and move on with your life, you don't need a bitch like this and you don't need this asshat.
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