The making of Dionysus in a nutshell. Written by Zeus~~ >be

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2017-06-23 01:48:14 Post No. 736654622
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:48:14 Post No. 736654622 [Report]

The making of Dionysus in a nutshell. Written by Zeus~~

>be me
>Zeus
>Olympus' Pimp o' the Gods
>Thot Slayer Omega
>Screwed a lot of women in the past
>Been eyeing this one princess for a while
>Magnificently flowing hair
>Double D's
>An ass that can rival Aphrodite during happy hour
>mfw she's a mortal
>feelsbadman.bat
>Been tracking her habits and her moves for weeks
>timetostrike.png
>Prepare Ti sexoualikí órexi tou Día
>Been gathering buckets of my seed for months
>Plant my ass on the throne of ascension
>Load it into a shatter-able capsule
>There she is
>The blonde-haired beauty is spread eagle on her bed facing the window reading a scroll
>I pull back the bolt of this mile long sniper
>I take aim through the sights that could see to the end of the world
>I saw the target so clearly that I saw her vulva twitching
>She's prepared

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Part 2 of this story

>I take a sharp breath and hold it
>Steady
>STEADY
>DON'T FUCKING MOVE
>HERMES STOP SHINING YOUR SHOES
>APHRODITE STOP PUTTING ON MAKEUP
>ARTEMIS SHUT THAT DAMN DEER UP
>Total silence
>BOOM.wav
>A noise that could make Atlas shudder echoes through the skies
>Gods and mortals alike thought I smote yet another bread-stealing asshat
>They'd be wrong. VERY wrong
>I smote that baby cannon
>White is EVERYWHERE
>Looks like a snow day gone haywire
>She's dazed and confused
>Like a just-born puppy looking for its mom
>PrepareTheSecondShot.gif
>Another capsule loaded with a neatly tied scroll
>Aim again
>HERCULES TAME THAT DAME
>POSEIDON CAGE THE KRAKEN
>APOLLO TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC OR SO HELP ME
>GIGABOOM.rar
>Atlas would've touched cloth from the sound
>HEADSHOT_Quake.wma
>Oops
>The princess looks down at the scroll
>From Zeus with care
>THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:53:35 Post No.736655030
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:53:35 Post No.736655030 [Report]

>>736654622
>>736654779
Kek

Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:56:22 Post No.736655209
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:56:22 Post No.736655209 [Report]

This was the most glorious thing in all of existence

Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:56:51 Post No.736655249
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:56:51 Post No.736655249 [Report]

Somebody cap this.

Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:58:03 Post No.736655330
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:58:03 Post No.736655330 [Report]

This shall be the start of our new bible!

Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:59:29 Post No.736655432
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:59:29 Post No.736655432 [Report]

I want to meet the person who created this post they are a god pun intended ;)

Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:59:41 Post No.736655444
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:59:41 Post No.736655444 [Report]

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>>736655030
Samefagging is not cool, OP

Anonymous 2017-06-23 02:00:15 Post No.736655481
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>>736655432
kekekek

Anonymous 2017-06-23 02:00:55 Post No.736655518
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Anonymous 2017-06-23 02:00:55 Post No.736655518 [Report]

this is next level samefaggery

Anonymous 2017-06-23 02:02:26 Post No.736655620
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>>736654622
Philosophers and worshipers of ancient Greece never would've thought that their concepts and gods would've been the greatest set-up of the greatest joke I've ever heard.

Anonymous 2017-06-23 02:02:40 Post No.736655632
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