Oh hello there anon. You caught me taking a pee! It's such

>>736605162
i have a story of an ex-gf peeing, interest?

>>736605162
Couldn't you have found a picture of someone who looked embarrassed while being caught peeing?
The dissonance between your post and your picture is palpable.

>>736605162
Pee is my #1 fetish and fortunately enough my wife pees very frequently and lets me watch and/or participate. Life's good.

>>736605221
not op here.
but yeah sure

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>>736605347
What do you mean by 'participate'.
Also, any tips on getting your wife to be more cool with it? Did you have to talk to her or persuade her?

>>736605556
Don't talk to me or my daughter or my granddaughter or my great granddaughter or my great-great granddaughter ever again.

>>736605438
>>736605438
>at a pary with gf
>talking with a dude she seems to like
>getting drunker and drunker
>she's like 'let's go smoke a joint'
>we go the the bathroom to smoke a joint
>me and friend rolling joint
>she, without warning, pulls up her skirt to her waist and her tights and panties down to her knees
>sits on the toilet and pees, looking away coyly
>has her legs spread so me and friend can see her pussy and her pissing
>he pretends not to be looking
>when she finishes she spreads her legs really wide and wipes, dropping something to draw our attention as she is most exposed 'oops'
>another friend comes into the bathroom because he smells weed
>gf stand up with her panties and tights at her knees, shaved pussy exposed, and slowly pulls them up
>friends are still pretending not to perv by talking to her even tho her skirt is still up 'u want some of this joint?'
>she pees multiple times like this over the night in front of friends, we pretend not to watch
>two friends saw my gf's open pussy pissing in graphic detail because she was drunk and thought she was being subtle

>>736606071
>she was drunk and thought she was being subtle
Or she enjoyed the excuse to expose herself to everyone.

It's odd.....my wife is the one with the pee fetish and she gets off so hard on it that I frequently let her pee on me. She likes to sit in our queening chair and while I eat both her holes she'll pee on my face right before she cums.

At first I was disgusted but after seeing the pleasure it brings her I am now a usually willing participant.

She's also into diapers and pegging, same story with both of those too, pretty much.

>>736606071
Your girlfriend is a disgusting whore.

>>736606224
Fake and gay


Those are YOUR fantasties, virgin anon

>>736606178
yeah most definitely, she wouldn't do it sober tho
>>736606231
nah she's cool, i've pissed infront of people too/seen other girls piss. never been drunk and needed to piss?

>>736606275
Yeah, no. 35 years old.

13 years married you double nigger, two kids, which involved getting laid more times than you could imagine.

Sex is boring at this point, things must be done to keep it interesting or else it's just routine. It took her all of about 8 years to tell me any of this, let alone perform any of this stuff.

I'm a foot fetish guy and a winking asshole guy, not pee/diapers/pegging. But I allow it because she indulges mine.

You'll learn some of this shit as you grow up. All in good time.

>>736606345
So was that all there was to the story in your second post?

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>>736605347
>>736606224
Goddamn anons you're lucky. More than anything I want to swap hot piss w/ my gf but she's not at all into it. She'll oblige... but hardly enthusiastically.

>>736605742
By participating I mean she may pee on me (to wherever I ask). The feeling of a girl's warm stream of pee is priceless. I didn't have to persuade her too much because she doesn't need to do anything too uncomfortable. She usually pees while showering so I can just ask her to pee on me, or in toilet I can just sit on the toilet seat first and then she will sit on my lap to pee. Sometimes I am happy with just having her pee on my hand while I'm rubbing her pussy. You could also mention that pee fetish is very common (which is true actually).

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Nothing beats the smell of female urine.

>>736606616
yeah there was more fun that night, can elaborate?

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Wish we still used chamber pots

>>736606647
It's not like my wife gets anything out of it either but she is happy to oblige because she knows how important this fetish is to me. Sometimes she even asks me to come with her when she's going to the toilet. One thing I quite often do is that when she pees before sex, I ask her not to wipe her pussy so I can lick her clean.

>>736606767
Go ahead, the peeing part wasn't really what interested me in your story, the exhibitionist elements were. If more of it happened, do go on with the story time anon.

>>736606647
>>736606836
That's where my wife is diff. She's the ONLY one of us getting anything from it.

I'm not into it at all myself, but seeing how much she likes it is a turn on for me. So in a weird way it works for us.

>>736606868
yeah, more exhibitionism. basically we are sitting around with the male friend who she kinda likes

>she starts talking about her outfit that night
>starts talking about how her bra makes her boobs looks
>pushing up her boobs with her hands
>I agree and start pushing her boobs up aswell
>(i am secretly trying to make her nipples pop out)
>i'm squeezing her boobs up and out, being like 'see how nice the bra makes them look?, see how they push them up?'
>my friend pulls me aside 'are you sure you are ok with this man? what the fuck is going on?'
>i'm like 'i don't care dude, she likes her boobs who cares?' he still dosent believe me, acts all shy about it
>i go to get us all drinks

(cont?)

>>736607110
Anon, don't be the (cont?) guy, I told you to go on, so go on. If you're gonna need validation for every post, telling your story is gonna take ages.

>>736607110
>i bring back drinks
>my friend is red faced and wide-eyed
>pulls me aside again
>'she grabbed my cock dude, i just have to let you know that'
>i say 'i don't care dude, she's just fucking around grow up man.' he starts to beleive me
>we go back to talking about her outfit
>she's asking his opinion on differnt parts of it
>she lifts her skirt, she's wearing black lace panties and black sheer tights
>'do you like my legs?' she bends right over 'do these panties make my ass looks nice'
>she stays bent over for like five minutes
>we smoke weed, drink and both play with her ass
>she calls us pussies and tells us to grab her ass harder/spank her harder
>we're taking turns groping her ass hard/spanking her

>>736607302
fair enuff anon, i agree just didn't wanna type out shit to a 404

>>736606753
that's squirting, not piss

>>736607375
I would probably bump with comments anyway, I was just saying.

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>>736607441
>>squirting

No... no it isn't.

You are such a retarded virgin.

>>736607317
>she pulls her skirt back down
> her cleavage is amazing, her top is still askew from when i was groping her
>she's on the brink of a nip slip
>she tells me to go get more drinks, and i do
>the line at the bar is long as fuck and it takes ages
>when i get back she is sitting on his lap and they are drunk as fuck talking about movies or some shit
>after a bit he asks if he can feel her tits
>she's like 'pfft ofcourse, go to town'
>we're just sitting there chatting, pretending to be normal while he's groping her tits over her dress

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liking the green text so ar

>>736607571
This sounds like a fun night out.

>>736605162
that's ugly, makes me turn 256° and walk away

>>736607571
>conversation turns to her tits of course
>i start groping them too, still aiming to expose her nipples
>with one movement i push up her boobs from underneath, and then slide them under her top from above
>i pull my hands out and her tits flop out with it
>she grabs them all embarrassed like, pushing them sloppily and slowly back into her top
>she leaves the nipple of one boob sticking out
>i start tweaking it and she starts getting really turned on, dropping the coy act
>my friends pulls her other boob back out and we're both tweaking her nipples and she starts to make little 'uh..' noises

>>736606071
>>I write a fanfiction where two imaginary friends saw my imaginary gf's open pussy pissing in graphic detail because - even in my imagination I'm a beta cuck; she was drunk and thought she was being subtle I'm a beta cuck
There I fixed for you

>>736607829
>i start making out with her
>friend is groping her tits from behind
>gf gets shy/got what she wants
>puts her tits back in and stands up
>she says 'im going to talk to 'so and so'..bla bla"
>just gets up and strides off, fixes her tits back in her dress
>friend ends up leaving soon after, says 'thanks dude, thats like so awesome your okay with that' - i'm like 'hey, thank her, they're her tits but whatever'
>go to find gf

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>>736607829
at first i thought party meant someones house, then later there was mention of line at the bar, where is this all happening, like how public is all this happening with her boobs out?

>wat is bait

>>736608005
nah this is real, i know you can't imagine gf's, friends and social occasions but they do exist anon

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>>736608005
>that edge

>>736608074
it's a dive-bar, like this place always has a house party atmosphere tho because people bring their own booze, no ID checks - rowdy as fuck that kind of shit. This current interaction is happening in bathroom, so not very public, but it's about to get public

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>>736608235
aww shit there's more?

>>736608121
duh sure I can ... don't you remember that everybody here are well adjusted and successful adults who can live by themselves?

>>736608388
Another anon here, I'm not exactly well adjusted, but I do live by myself.

>>736606071
>>736607110
>>736607317
>>736607571
>>736607829
>>736608036
>>736608074
>>736608235
>find gf sitting at picnic style table with a group of 7-8 friends or so
>having some dumb drunk conversation about mutual friends/music or something
>sitting next to gf, she grabs my hand and directs it around her waist and up her shirt
>puts my hand on her bra, groping her tits super hard
>she's biting her lip, carrying on a conversation with a super nerdy virgin mutual friend
>i reach around to her back and undo her bra, then reach under her loose bra to her bar tit
>tweak her nipples hard, she's still talking to virgin friend making like noises when i squeeze hard

>>736608497
>nerd friend notices, pretends not to notice. turns red faced, obviously tuned-on by this. he thinks i don't notice
>work her boob to the side of her dress so that they pop out
>tweaking her nips out the side of her dress in front of him/whoever the fuck else could see at very crowded bar
>nerd friend gets up eventually, get up and go to bar with gf
>pull her bra completely off under her shirt on the way, stuff it into my pocket
>her boobs are now jiggling in and out the side and top of her low cut dress, drawing alot of attention

>>736608725
>i end up losing track of her
>run into friends and drink with them for a while
>about an hour later gf runs up to me, she is fuckin wasted
>her friend has lost her purse, she is running around asking everyone for it
>her side-boob is incredible, it's basically just her bare tits from the side
>like those sleeveless shirts that show the whole side, that was what it was but no bra
>she's running around the bar
>asking everybody about this missing purse
>she ran around the whole bar talking to everybody there showing her tits to everyone
>she's so drunk i don't think she even realises anymore

>>736608889
Why didn't she pee on the grass?
Looks like it could use the moisture.

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>>736609017
way hotter on sidewalk imo
it's more deliberate, not even trying to hide it in the grass
>fuck that i'm gonna piss right on the sidewalk

>>736608943
>i lose track of her again
>hours later the bar is closing
>they turn on bright lights and shut off the music and tell everyone to fuck off
>most people are gone
>there is a crowd of around 50-60 people maybe milling around
>a lot of my close friends are there, we will all leave as a group
>i walk around trying to find gf
>ask a friend 'have you seen her'
>he smiles wrly and is like 'haha yeah she's on the couch'
>theres a couch near one of the doors of the bar
>i find her there half passed out, laughing to herself, with some friends milling around perving
>she is sitting with her legs up and her skirt up at her waist
>her left breast is completely out and exposed, hanging out the side of her dress
>she has super hard nipples
>i pretend not to see her and return to the back of the bar, turned on that she's exposed laying there
>i know my friends won't fuck with her, is cool

lol I had a girl over and she said I have to pee
I said do it now
And she peed on the couch

What a slob

>>736609265
>keep drinking out back, me and friends are cool with bar owner, can drink past closing time
>eventually gf comes to find me
>she's a bit disheveled, drunk and out of it
>'have you got my bra anon' she says angrily
>yeah sure, 'pull bra out of pocket'
>she, without warning, pulls her dress down from the top to her waist
>completely topless in front of friends and remaining bar staff
>i see a female bartender act all disgusted and walk off
>'put my bra back on'
>i reapply her bra to her tits, making sure to do it slowly and sloppily flopping her tits around and then leaving her nipples sticking out
>she's facing friends still, including my best friend who is awkward as fuck about it but still looks
>she pulls her dress back up
>'lets go home anon', she lazily grabs my dick
>call for a cab

>>736609654
What did she think about this night after getting sober?

>>736609654
side note:
>got home, took best friend home to sleep over
>gf is like 'oh i've been waiting to get out of this dress'
>we sit around smoking weed
>she's in her bra/panites and they are quite see through
>she's curvy/big tits btw, big all pizza nips starting through that bra
>didn't even fuck her that night
>just fell asleep together in the lounge room next to friend
>we weren't under blankets
>he probably stayed up wanking to her tits and ass
>i would have
>the end

>>736609778
i think she thought i would be angry about and approached me all shy and was like 'are you ok? did you have a fun night? are you sure? nothing bothered you' and i was like 'nope! fun night'

>>736607441

Hate to beat it to ya but this anon is right, fag. 90% of "squirting" in porn is just piss
>>736607506

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>>736605162
I am gay so no problem girl

>>736610044
Huh, that's kind of funny, I thought she was generally just relaxed around stuff like that from how she acted in your story.

Ya
https://youtu.be/7aqhUCFJedQ

>>736610336
no this was quite out of character. the closest she got to anything like this was flashing her boobs once or twice, or just walking around in her panties in front of friends or whatever. this was a special night

>>736610454
Well, then it is nice you got to experience it.
The times I've tried similar stuff, it was a person who was just really relaxed about their body and not really that attractive.

>>736610791
was nice, she was very attractive but never did anything like this again.

>>736611576
You're not with her anymore?

>>736611806
nah broke up recently, might end up back together i don't know

>>736611858
Well either way, thanks for the story and good luck.

>>736611926
no problem, good luck to you also anon

>>736609568
OMG I love this chick. I think her name is Taylor. She's really rare. Got any more?

>>736607655
Yea.....if you're the friend. Not the cuck

>>736606071
Tenacious V - cuckapee

Just a reminder that pissing is fake and you fags are just watching a bunch of girls squirt you fucking retards

>>736614774
how is pissing fake?

>>736614838
It's a myth. They're just squirting and acting like it's piss.

>>736614963
...

>>736614986
>being this in denial

Whatever helps you sleep at night, you degenerate

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eyy you fucks I will post some piss stories myself.
I probatly had everything.
Anything in particular you guys want to know?

>>736614774
>>736614963
>>736615053
kek

>>736614838
>>736614986
dumbass

>>736615321
is a single one of them real or actually involve boys, but you dropped that gender part to make it sound like it was girls?

>>736615617
All of them are real and no fag or cuck shit is involved.

>>736615321
20 minutes later, still no stories.
Asking for particulars without knowing what you have is a bit hard anon.

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>>736616686
Nobody seems interested.
Well i have everything from pissing in pussies, getting pissed on and drinking piss.
just ask away

>>736617369
post some pissing in pussies my dude

>>736617369
See now people have stuff to chose from.
None of that is really my cup of tea, but someone is bound to ask for it.

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Some context
>meet girlfriend
>american
>loves my uncut cock
>sex is great
>I actually dont remember how I told her about my fetish
>She doesnt think its a big deal (unlike others)
>She loves it when I come inside her.
>gets her off every time.
>I time my climax so that im coming right before she does
>I say I could pee inside her its similar to coming inside her.
>she agrees
>She is standing in front of the bed bent over
>im doing her from behind
>i slow down and pee some bit
>she lets out a gasp and a moan as I pee inside her.
>I start thrusting again
>nothing is getting spilled
>I make breaks in between peeing inside her.
>she loves it.
>As I pee it begins do gush out with the thrusts
> she is furiously rubbing her clit.
>she comes and I pull out with all the piss gushing out.