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I'm in a good mood today so roast me you filthy faggots.

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I'm in a good mood today so roast me you filthy faggots.

I'll drop a titty shot if I get some quality disses
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you look like a whore with that choker. you know that right?
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Uh, no thanks. You can keep your mosquito bites hidden.
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Fuck off
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>no timestamp
>no tits
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>>736594991
You look like a hamster on ritalin.
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Tits or gtfo.
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>>736594991
Show us your little bee sting titties
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>>736594991
If unenthusiastichandjob had a face it would be you.
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>>736594991

You are literally the definition of merh so I don't really see the point
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>>736594991
You look like my daughter.....that I rape.
Is it you?
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>>736594991
if you want to be offended...do the usual OP, go talk to your mother about how you changed her life...
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>>736595307
>raping your own daughter
>not knowing her face well enough to differentiate it from other girls
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>>736594991
Glasses so thick you see the future

ForeHead so big it's a 5

Face so fucked whenever you walk into a hospital they prep you for trauma surgery

Tits so flat you get accosted by the clergy.
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You look like the type of girl who gets molested pretty frequently
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>>736595307
Clearly you'd know this if you raped her

Gtfo virgin confirmed.
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>>736595360
It looks 100% like her but I doubt she uses /b/
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>>736595307
Y.....yes daddy I'll get back In my shoe cupboard.
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You look like someone who's rare pepe folder is only filled with common pepes
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>>736594991
>not showing teeth while smile
Most likely has piss stained teeth
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>>736595360
I have t seen her for a few years.
This was about the same time I last saw her
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>>736594991
You look like the type of girl people call cute but no one considers dating unless desperate
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>>736595476
nice googled disses
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>>736594991
Oh, you'll send us a titty shot if we please you? I guess the rules have changed here and I missed the memo.

Tits of gtfo cunt. We'll start there. Then if with timestamp, you can State your business, and then sharpies in pooper.
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>>736595307
>>736595775
>That I rape
so you rape her but you haven't raped her in what seems to be around 12 years
Great job faggot
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Under the rules of the internet rule 30 there are no girls on the internet i must assume you have a dick and its not hard to
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>>736595775
They do look very similar
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ill punch you in the ass with my fucking face you fucking retard lmaoooooooooooooooooo fuck out of here with your titty shot
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>>736595889
None of which were google.
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dumbass mother fucking idiot
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Don't you have a chemistry test you should be studying for.
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>736596162
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>>736596266
fuck you asshole
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I wouldn't fuck you with Hillary clintons dick
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>>736596270
nice gif you son of a bitch
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>>736596277
i wouldn't fuck her with my own ass...

OR COCK
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>>736594991
Translated: Im a 15 year old boy, and this girl rejected me. How dare she. Im going to use her pic from facebook to make a roast thread on le epic 4 chan.

And then to make sure people bring their best roasts, ill say im her, and promise to post nudes! That will show her! She'll rue the day she rejected my fat, ugly, smelly, no-friend-having ass!
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You are the definition of whore, You come to 4chan just to be dissed and sop up all the attention you fucking dick mongrel. Kill your self.

Tits please now?
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>>736594991
I'm not going to roast you m'lady you deserve to be treated like a princess. *bows*
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YUO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>736596357
Go suck a nigger dick.
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bitch so ugly it aint even worth dissing her for tits...yet here I am...dissing her
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>>736594991
Chokers are a black belt for sucking dick now show me some tits
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>>736594991
no one wants to see your raggedy ass half aborted face or body
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>>736596390
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>>736596337
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>>736596274
>>736596268
>>736596266
How dare you sick pieces of shit! She's a human being! Sorry OP for these abhorrent assholes
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>>736594991
Whats with the camera angle and lighting bitch, i bet you caked yourself with makeup before taking that phito you ugly whore
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>>736596511

I'm looking to get rasted on 4chan of all places. I'm not a newfag, I know how shit goes
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>>736596277
I wouldn't dick you with Hillary Clinton's fuck
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>>736596597
No m'lady!
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>>736595307
dat Pirandello plot twist
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>>736594991
Why do you always smell like pee? I understand your clothing gets mixed with dirty diapers. Why don't you kick your mom's ass.
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>>736596597
You're beautiful. Seriously. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
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>>736594991
You look the the boy who got cancer for Christmas, then as a way of coping with his own mortality decided to get a sex change, because "fuck it im gonna die anyway right?" Then somehow you mysteriously get cured of your cancer from the ass aids you got from you dad raping you, and now you're stuck as some dude with a mutilated, raped outside in cock, with aids dripping from your anal passage in need of some sort of validation so you turn to 4chan. I wouldn't fuck you with your own dick. You make me feel absolutely ashamed to be apart of the human race. I've seen fat lesbian bulldikes with hairy nipples who are more attractive than you. I would honestly rather fuck a a creature that is 1/4 porcupine 1/4 cactus 1/4 rattlesnake fangs and 1/4 vagina than to ever lay my eyes on that fucking hideous picture again. KILL YOURSELF WITH FUCKING FIRE!
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>>736596050
Not that it matters but....autocorrect
I rape
I raped
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>>736596337
I bet this is exactly how it went down.
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>>736596671
Are there any good "based on" Pirandello movies with subtitles?
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>>736596767
And you, to rape something so fucking terribly fucking ugly!? I'm surprised you just don't go around sticking your dicking into rusty exhaust pipes, or creampieing skunks. For fuck sakes at least have standards you thirsty fuck. KILL YOURSELF WITH THE FIRE YOUR DAUGHTERSon KILLS HERMSELF WITH
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>>736594991
Hey cutie ill roast you how about you give me your address so i can knock out your parents and your on their unconscions bodies while ill record it im not kidding give me that addy tho so i can show off your body to /b/ and turn you into some 4chan history
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>>736597092
I meant rape you on their bodies
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>>736597171
Sorry id love to please show them tits im begging you
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>>736596876
Sorry....I never had high standards
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So much newfag cancer in this fucking fail thread
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You smell

*drops mic*
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