Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Never stopped me before
I know your name but you're still "patchy"
Hey Kanna I am alright just relaxing in my cold ass room
Oh what is it?
Its not that it hasnt stopped you. Its that its degeneracy beyond liking Tuka as a character.
ROUND TWO, FIGHT!
Just let me heal in peace reee
Well shit, I may give it a shot then. Maybe.
Quite the odd choice. Not many fun cars in your area I take it?
Hi hi! How are you tonight?
Hi dog person who's name I should remember!
How goes your night?
Hi Tali! How goes it?
That sounds terrible! No blanket? How was your day?
Hi Anya! How are you?
Ahah, that works, yeah!
Hi hi! How goes it for you?
Still can't believe you took my goddamn job
Oh hi there
Thinking about sleep soon but I'm also a bit hungry
Got another short story that's by H.P. to recommend me? I'd read the fuck out of it
Yo game dev!
Since Its a pretty old book, please bear with the weird phrases and saying
No I'm never at work at night.
Morning is when i work but that'll change nextweek when i start working afternoons
What about when you're not booping or smugging?
Never seen the show honestly but the music is probably the best in anime
It's alright kanna
It's alright I'll just add you when i get back to using mine. Although you can add me if you want. I think mine is just "wham!" With a pic of Andrew Ridgley and George Michael. If you don't find it then I'll have to check it later
It was going well. Freed Croatia and Serbia as their own countries but kept them as puppets. Also took Albania and gave it to Croatia
Well I'm glad you like it
Not too bad, you?
Heya, how's it going?
Roughest of days tbh and now i cant sleep.
( ^ :
Then Im sleeping. That is it. That is my life.
Kinda bored, really wanna go play FF14. But eh, don't wanna do it while tethering off my phone.
It's okay, I talk to Britbongs everyday. I'm used to weird phrases.
A hot elf girl
Oh. I was wromg then
Sleepy and hungry. Finished reading call of cthulu. Might grab a small bite. You?
Fucking kek. There you go
I'm glad you're having fun with it though. Good to see you that into it. Plus, my new role isn't exactly bad.
Can you not lewd please? Its kinda degenerate, and R34 threads exist for the lewding.
>not owning a copy of the Necronomicon
Let the heresy flow through you
So whats not to like then?
"Its thing" has been to fuck me lately also i am actually allergic to beer.
hello hello, I'm waiting for my bf to get on discord, he should be waking up soon, how goes you?
hi, hun. how is ds3?
It was a pic for rikka, sorry
Sleepy, got a little drunk last night, slept a little, still tired. I'm just kind of laying here trying to figure out if there's a way I can take the day off.
No job? What do you do for money?
Yeah but it's all good.
Anyway how was your short story?
FILTHY [email protected] GO HOME!
Its hard to double boop when you're constantly booping.
Hol up. You heretic.
No blanket! I am crazy arent I?
Wanna come sleep with me?
[Hisses in [email protected]]
I'm surprised you even fucking took my job, with how much your people like to work
I wish! I haven't actually had the time to read most of his stuff, just a few things. I like to read about it a lot on the internet, but I don't really have any copies of it. I would recommend something but it wouldn't be from myself, so I don't want to do that! If you do find something though, tell me what it is and if it's good so I know where to actually start getting stuff!
Okay okay, sorry! I can do that though! Sorry if I pressed you into something, I didn't mean too. I just feel bad sometimes not being able to say goodnight or something like that and... sorry.
Hey hey, making progress! Playing them well I see. Though keep your eye on them. That game sounds really interesting, I really need to check it out... But good job miss Juvia! Are you like a dictator?
Thank you thank you! Really really! <3 <3 a-ah~! You're the best, really~
That's good to hear, really. I hope that it came become even better for you though!
I'm not great, no worries though.
What are you up to?
Heya! How goes it?
Dang, that sucks. I'm sorry. Why? Just hard days or is something wrong?
That really sucks about the sleep. Do you have work tomorrow?
Well, if your bored, go do it! Err, maybe not if it takes phone stuff. Does it take a lot of data?
Hey, that's pretty cool. I hope you guys have a great time!
I'm not great, no biggie though!
Plans for the day or just going to relax?
Whaaaaat!? You're too crazy! You'll freeze!
Hey, that's good to hear! How was your day today?
Just laying in bed at the moment, trying to wake up. Super sleepy. How about you?
It was okay. Not too much to do. How about you?
It was lit. Beat Volrdt or something like that on my first try. What up in AZ?
When are you not drunk? Easy. Tell them that working machine broke
It was great. Want more of Cthulu now
I'm heading heading over now
I see. I don't either and I read it online. I can give link for Call of Cthulu
W-What? I think she looks good...
>I haven't been able to pull off this kind of look in any other MMO
I DINDU NUFFIN NOW GIMMIEDAT JOB!
It apparently uses an incredibly tiny amount of data, so it's not too bad on a phone.
Tire on the car finally gave out an i really need to replace all 4 which is expensive
. Didnt get home till 10 pm so its sleep then back to work again ;-;
Double booping is merely booping more than one person you silly willy
I do have one, yes. Its in my room somewhere.
Thats not double booping. That is constant booping. Double booping is when you boop someone who is booping multiple people in an endless cycle of boop. Too much booping for the world to handle.
No you didn't press me into anything at all. I'll need people to play with when i start using my account agian. So please add me!
Also what games do you have on steam kanna-san. Cause I'll only have 3 when i start playing on my account
Yeah it's a great game although watch a tutorial or 2 on how to play so you get an idea on how to play.
And yes I'm a dictator.
I try to be for you
Have you tried reading more cthulu?
I love being cold im pretty much a penguin!
Oh wonderful I have a spot for you right next to me im gonna be abig spoon tho~
You should see a doctor if your nose is bleeding that much
Maybe I'm a perv for Galko is all
Did you heresy again?
I wish I could kiss her tbh
Where is your god now?
Cols = the best cuddles~
>Just mad cuz you wasnt [email protected] n shiiiiet
I'm more than a little high
Stop being so obnoxious.
Galky is cuter
But thats not a double boop. Thats a boop squared.
But you still a [email protected]
I thought my monitor was moving for a second but it wasn't owo
What did you smoke bruh -_-
Me in the middle
I wish I could use that excuse, but we have several machines we can work on.
Why the fuck did I think dating a mooncat was a good idea?
Dude weed lmao
Me on the left
You can't because she isn't real
You walk a dark path... I cant condone this.
Too bad tbh you got pranked too
BLACK [email protected] MATTER!
Because you wuz a lizard wizard
Good job! I'm relaxing now, trying to enjoy every bit of coolness until tomorrow when I have to do it all over
Trying to squeeze every second of the coolness of the night. It gets very hot in AZ so I need to try to enjoy the night time. I wish I could sleep during the day but it's way too uncomfortable. What's got you down?
I do that all the time! Err, I mean, everyone does, but... well, get up! Come on, there's an entire world waiting for you out there! Do you drink coffee?
I'm just talking to everyone here! Will probably sleep soon, though I don't know!
Hey, that's okay then! Aw, days like that can be annoying. Do you play any games or something like that?
It was an good day, all I really did was talk to you guys though!
Oh, really? I might give it a go, I don't usually read online but maybe I can do it on my phone! That'd be awesome, thank you thank you!
What are you up to now?
Hey, why not do it then? If you want to play!
Whoa, that's scary. While you were driving? I'm sorry to hear that though.
Rip, sorry Tali. That sounds awful. At least it's close to the weekend?
I will, promise promise! And that's a relief to hear, thank you so much, really.
Uh... well, most of the normal games. CSGO, PUBG, GTA, stuff like that! I don't mind getting new ones to play with you though!
I will, thank you so much for the tip!
Ahah, miss Juvia the dictator, that sounds great!
Well... you are. Really.
<3 Thank you thank you! <3 <3 I love you I love you!
But what if that's too cold?! Though penguins are pretty cool... but you need snow and ice!
How much ------________------
Isn't Otoko a nerd or something
Tag me or PM when you found it please
I'm trying to find others currently
So Im the little spoon huh? Is this a shinoa short joke?
Not what I meant. Tell them your working ability machine broke
For kanna http //www hplovecraft c o m/writings/texts/fiction/cc.aspx
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
More than I should have
She's a huge nerd
All [email protected] matter you fool. Sort yourselves out and stop chimping out :^)
I will if I remember to look.
I was, but I got sucked away by the big [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]
>Do I drink coffee?
I'm a programmer. I don't just drink coffee, I live coffee
But more seriously yeah I do. Don't have any milk at the moment though and I'm not super fond of it black.
That won't really work either.
I've been addicted to stellaris and company of heroes for a long time. Do you play anything on steam or are you more of a console guy?
I'm also glad that things have been goig well for you.
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
No my wife was at work/my ride so i habe to get my roomate to get me, go pick her up, go to the auto store to borrow the wrench we needed which ended up beimg the wrong size so we have to make another trip and i just bought a rachet set instead. Then it was a race to get the wheel off and to the tire place before they closed then go back and put it back on the car. Now tomorrow i have to change the other 3.
Take me to Antarctica please!
Are you though
I literally do this like every night though
Dunno how stable it would be is the problem. So I wanna test it with simple stuff before going all out.
YOUZ A [email protected] RACIST!
If you wanted those, you could've just asked for mine. :^)
Because you've always been forthcoming with that kind of thing.
Well all I'll have is l4d2, hearts of iron 4 and tf2 for a while so i hope you like those games
It's a pretty complicated game at first but it'll be easier the more you play it.
Thank you kanna! You're so nice
I love you too kanna-san
Ok well i hope you find more
Nighty night smugs
Yeah weed is pretty safe as far as I know tbh
Well I like kissing Galko but I'm guilty because I kissed your waifu
And yous a [email protected] supremacist you [email protected]
Filthy [email protected] just jealous. :^)
Probably not in excessive amounts -_-
dude my name jeff lmao
Why would I be jealous of a shitskin [email protected]
You didn't have to explain why -_-
I know someone who has smoked every day since new years
>Not going for superior Panzer IV
dude my name Bismo Funyuns lmao
Hey, thank you, really.
Goodnight, sleep tight. Sweet dreams.
Eheh, my bad, sorry! Yeah, I could see needing coffee.
Massive rip, that sucks. How long would it take to get some? Also, wait, is there special coffee milk or is it just in a different carton, because I always see my parents use it from a not normal one.
Hey, I have a few friends who play way way too much stellaris!
I was a console person for a while but over the past few years I've gotten into steam and stuff! I play a bunch of stuff, only with friends. GTA, League, Warframe, stuff like that!
Thanks. I'm just sad when I'll have to leave for the night.
Oh, that sounds really really annoying, I'm sorry! Ah, that sounds super stressful! I wish I knew how the heck to do that, but luckily I haven't needed to know... yet.
I'm sorry to hear that though. Tomorrow might be better though because no rush, right? I hope it goes easy for you.
But it's super cold there!! I'd need a really fluffy suit I think!
Still, that would be kinda nice... what about the polar bears though?
Ah, that makes more sense. Wait, have you not done it before? Whoops, sorry! Well, what are you going to test it on?
Yeah, that sounds super nice! I'm okay to play anything really!
I hope so! I tried Civ V with friends a few times, I always lose because I never want to attack and barbarians kill me. I think i just need to be meaner when i play those games but it's hard!
Not as nice as you miss Juvia! <3
Thank you thank you, really really! You're so nice, so amazing, so wonderful, you really are! And you... you are the best, really.
( ^ :
I've only been doing this for like two weeks I'll be good owo
I already knew why
IT'S FINE, I'VE GOT MY OWN NOW
I just use regular milk. I'd have to go out for that though, and I'm super sleepy.
Do you mind if galko also my waifu but on the downlow uwu
cause galko lowkey mai waifu tbh
I do mind
Don't do that
I got everything under control
Your actions will have consequences desu
why are you still on about that
I mean I won't claim her but she my waifu in spirit tbh
sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable
Oh, huh. I wonder if it's just normal milk in a special carton then. Weird, sorry! That sucks though... uh... well, are you hungry? Hunger can get anyone out of bed!
Hey, I'll be your friend! How are you doing today?
Do you have l4d2?
Don't worry kanna if we play hearts of iron I'll play as the Soviet Union and give you lots of help. Especially if you play as poland.
Oh please you're way nicer than me
Well I'm glad you appreciate it so much.
What does that even mean
I'm talking to two mugis uwu
She's been my waifu for a long time
Just chill out
I'm just now saying this cus mugi is my waifu >.>
And you should post as your waifu or you're a mere heretic
I claimed her once while you were on hiatus I'm really sorry forgive me.
Is my waifu basic?
Idk I think I was trying to spook or something
But only one is the real one :sunglasses:
I'm going to keep avatarfagging Flip Floppers
You can't spook
I'll always know the real one
Yes! Well, probably. Steam share! If not, it's cheap, I can always get it!
Hey, that's the best Union! That sounds amazing! Oh, that sounds like a plan then miss Juvia! Wait... is that a history thing?
W-well... I don't think so! At least you me, you're the nicest one ever!
<3 Mmah~! Thank you! P-pats are the best, they're so good! <3 <3
And I'm... I'm just glad to have someone like you. Really miss Juvia, thank you for looking out for me.
haha look at me im yuiko lol
that tan is hot
That's kind of fucked up
I have not. I just got back into the game this week after like, a year of hardly even thinking about it.
Probably some minor side quests and FATEs.
FILTHY [email protected] TITS!
If you do we could play that too.
No it's not, it's actually the opposite since Germany and the Soviet Union actually split poland in 2 in real life. The only thing you'll need to do is turn communist and the rest will fall into place. It'll be fun.
I try to make them my best head pats
I do what i can for you. Especially now since you're the only one around now.
Oh shit, sorry, I had to switch to my phone quick so I missed you. Yeah I got hungry and got out of bed in the end, it's just the actual waking up that's the hard part.
Don't use my waifu as an avatar >.>
Dang it, I should have gotten into it too! I've been meaning to find people to play it with...
When did you first start playing?
That sounds like a good test then! I think!
Sure! That sounds awesome!
Ooooohhh, I remember something to do with Poland and Germany/Soviet Union but I thought it was something else. I guess you learn new stuff everyday! Thank you thank you miss Juvia!
Turn communist? What do you think I am? Kidding, of course I'll do that for you! I'm ready, now I'm all excited!
Well they are! Head pats from anyone are nice, but yours are extra super special!
Hey, thank you. Wait... what do you mean? Hanako will be back, so will Urabe! Don't say stuff like that... it sounds sad.
No it's super okay, really really!
Hey, nice! Well, for the most part. You could go for a run! On days where I wake up in the morning, I like to do a nice run up and down our road! It's nice.
why are you acting like she's your waifu even though she's just another avatar
I mean, you can always play with us. More the merrier and shit. You can take Anyas job as DPS. :^)
Ya, it's minor stuff that doesn't matter if I DC in the middle of it.
I have to work soon, to be honest, so that'll wake me up a lot.
You even said about how cute she was.
I doubt yuiko is your waifu too
what makes you say that
i just have my autistic reasons to avatarfag
Really? That would be... kinda cool. I could if you wanted, but I'm no good at DPS I think! I only really heal now... but I could try if you want!
True, that sounds like a good test then. Just keep an eye on your data!
Yeah, that's a good wake up call, eheh.
How long do you have to work for today?
Plus l4d2 with mods is probably my favorite game
Yeah, it was all apart of the Nazi-Soviet non aggression pact.
Yeah i know it's not all that appealing but in hearts of iron the last thing you want to be is Democratic or unalligned. And I'm glad you're excited. I'll probably get hearts of iron thise weekend so check it out and let me know. I'd really like to play something with you
Well i only really give head pats to you so
I know but it's so much fun when everyone is here. But as long as you're here I'm happy
>I only really heal now
Oh Jesus, we have so many healers...
I pretty much have to work until it's done. But I get to work from home today because I'm being stubborn about it, so I can mostly set my own hours.