Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
https://youtu.be/byCqOvRMOvo
>>736582281 rory
>heresy
Never stopped me before
>>736582224> rikka
I know your name but you're still "patchy"
>>736582372
Hey Kanna I am alright just relaxing in my cold ass room
>>736582412
Oh what is it?
>>736582529
Its not that it hasnt stopped you. Its that its degeneracy beyond liking Tuka as a character.
>>736581868
ROUND TWO, FIGHT!
Hi Kanna.
>>736581952
Just let me heal in peace reee
>>736582057
Well shit, I may give it a shot then. Maybe.
>>736582385
Quite the odd choice. Not many fun cars in your area I take it?
>>736582656
(^:
>>736582462
Hi hi! How are you tonight?
>>736582470
Hi dog person who's name I should remember!
How goes your night?
>>736582529
Hi Tali! How goes it?
>>736582536
That sounds terrible! No blanket? How was your day?
>>736582555
>trips!
Hi Anya! How are you?
>>736582656
Ahah, that works, yeah!
Hi hi! How goes it for you?
>>736582656
Still can't believe you took my goddamn job
>>736582462
Oh hi there
>>736582224
>>736582536
Thinking about sleep soon but I'm also a bit hungry
>>736582281
STOP!
>>736582372
>>736582803
Got another short story that's by H.P. to recommend me? I'd read the fuck out of it
>>736582555
Yo game dev!
>>736582656
Since Its a pretty old book, please bear with the weird phrases and saying
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>736582057 smugs
No I'm never at work at night.
Morning is when i work but that'll change nextweek when i start working afternoons
>>736582281 Rory
What about when you're not booping or smugging?
>>736582290
Never seen the show honestly but the music is probably the best in anime
>>736582372 kanna
It's alright kanna
It's alright I'll just add you when i get back to using mine. Although you can add me if you want. I think mine is just "wham!" With a pic of Andrew Ridgley and George Michael. If you don't find it then I'll have to check it later
It was going well. Freed Croatia and Serbia as their own countries but kept them as puppets. Also took Albania and gave it to Croatia
Well I'm glad you like it
>pat pat
>>736582803
Not too bad, you?
>>736582838
Heya, how's it going?
>>736582642
Whos tuka?
>>736582803
Roughest of days tbh and now i cant sleep.
>>736582838
( ^ :
>>736582858
Then Im sleeping. That is it. That is my life.
>>736582983
Gooooooood. Good.
>>736582803
Kinda bored, really wanna go play FF14. But eh, don't wanna do it while tethering off my phone.
>>736582820
Mexican.jpg
>>736582838
It's okay, I talk to Britbongs everyday. I'm used to weird phrases.
>>736582536
>
<3
>>736582983
A hot elf girl
>>736582764
>lewdest boop
>>736582983
Hug your wife(u), open a cold one and let life do its thing
>>736582858
Oh. I was wromg then
>>736582922
Sleepy and hungry. Finished reading call of cthulu. Might grab a small bite. You?
>>736583008
:(
>>736583049
Fucking kek. There you go
>>736583049
I'm glad you're having fun with it though. Good to see you that into it. Plus, my new role isn't exactly bad.
>>736583063
Can you not lewd please? Its kinda degenerate, and R34 threads exist for the lewding.
>>736583214
>not owning a copy of the Necronomicon
>>736583008
Let the heresy flow through you
>>736583063
So whats not to like then?
>>736583158
"Its thing" has been to fuck me lately also i am actually allergic to beer.
>>736582803
hello hello, I'm waiting for my bf to get on discord, he should be waking up soon, how goes you?
>>736582838
hi, hun. how is ds3?
>>736583278
It was a pic for rikka, sorry
>boops
>>736583323
I dont even heresy though. Never have.
>>736583214
Sleepy, got a little drunk last night, slept a little, still tired. I'm just kind of laying here trying to figure out if there's a way I can take the day off.
>>736583399
>return boops
>>736583421
You just double booped
>>736583466
>double boops
>>736583008
No job? What do you do for money?
>>736583063
>wew
>>736583214
Yeah but it's all good.
Anyway how was your short story?
>>736583497
wow so cute! <3
>>736583222
FILTHY SUNC@ GO HOME!
>>736583497
Qt3.14
>>736583514
Its hard to double boop when you're constantly booping.
>>736583536
Hol up. You heretic.
>>736583561
Fuck off you fucking catnigger.
>>736582803
No blanket! I am crazy arent I?
>>736582838
Wanna come sleep with me?
>>736583063
Super lewd!
>>736582803
Hi Im doing okay.
>>736583673
[Hisses in moonc@]
>>736583983
>even being a niggercat
>>736583983
I'm surprised you even fucking took my job, with how much your people like to work
>>736582838
I wish! I haven't actually had the time to read most of his stuff, just a few things. I like to read about it a lot on the internet, but I don't really have any copies of it. I would recommend something but it wouldn't be from myself, so I don't want to do that! If you do find something though, tell me what it is and if it's good so I know where to actually start getting stuff!
>>736582858
Okay okay, sorry! I can do that though! Sorry if I pressed you into something, I didn't mean too. I just feel bad sometimes not being able to say goodnight or something like that and... sorry.
Hey hey, making progress! Playing them well I see. Though keep your eye on them. That game sounds really interesting, I really need to check it out... But good job miss Juvia! Are you like a dictator?
Thank you thank you! Really really! <3 <3 a-ah~! You're the best, really~
>>736582922
That's good to hear, really. I hope that it came become even better for you though!
I'm not great, no worries though.
What are you up to?
>>736582937
Heya! How goes it?
>>736582983
Dang, that sucks. I'm sorry. Why? Just hard days or is something wrong?
That really sucks about the sleep. Do you have work tomorrow?
>>736583049
Well, if your bored, go do it! Err, maybe not if it takes phone stuff. Does it take a lot of data?
>>736583361
Hey, that's pretty cool. I hope you guys have a great time!
I'm not great, no biggie though!
Plans for the day or just going to relax?
>>736583680
Whaaaaat!? You're too crazy! You'll freeze!
>>736583741
Hey, that's good to hear! How was your day today?
>>736584102
Just laying in bed at the moment, trying to wake up. Super sleepy. How about you?
>>736584102
It was okay. Not too much to do. How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGvRQ4xkZg
>>736583278
Oh?
>>736583361
It was lit. Beat Volrdt or something like that on my first try. What up in AZ?
>>736583457
When are you not drunk? Easy. Tell them that working machine broke
>>736583539
It was great. Want more of Cthulu now
>>736583680
I'm heading heading over now
>>736584102
I see. I don't either and I read it online. I can give link for Call of Cthulu
>>736584057
W-What? I think she looks good...
>I haven't been able to pull off this kind of look in any other MMO
>>736584087
I DINDU NUFFIN NOW GIMMIEDAT JOB!
>>736584102
It apparently uses an incredibly tiny amount of data, so it's not too bad on a phone.
>>736584321
>>736584321
>nosebleed material
>>736584102
Tire on the car finally gave out an i really need to replace all 4 which is expensive
. Didnt get home till 10 pm so its sleep then back to work again ;-;
>>736584087
Boop
>>736583661
Double booping is merely booping more than one person you silly willy
>>736584380
I do have one, yes. Its in my room somewhere.
>>736584389
>niggerc@
>>736584452
Thats not double booping. That is constant booping. Double booping is when you boop someone who is booping multiple people in an endless cycle of boop. Too much booping for the world to handle.
>>736584447
owo
>>736583557
>cute pic
>>736584102
No you didn't press me into anything at all. I'll need people to play with when i start using my account agian. So please add me!
Also what games do you have on steam kanna-san. Cause I'll only have 3 when i start playing on my account
Yeah it's a great game although watch a tutorial or 2 on how to play so you get an idea on how to play.
And yes I'm a dictator.
I try to be for you
>rub
>>736584380
Have you tried reading more cthulu?
>>736584102
I love being cold im pretty much a penguin!
>>736584380
Oh wonderful I have a spot for you right next to me im gonna be abig spoon tho~
>>736584429
You should see a doctor if your nose is bleeding that much
>>736584540
-_-
>>736584610
Maybe I'm a perv for Galko is all
>>736584610
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>>736584669
Maybe you are
>>736584670
^3^
>>736584670
Did you heresy again?
>>736584748
I wish I could kiss her tbh
>>736584516
Boop^2
Where is your god now?
>>736584580
Cols = the best cuddles~
>>736584748
Otoko is a cutie owo
>>736584516
>Just mad cuz you wasnt c@kangz n shiiiiet
>>736584825
It's just an avatar -_-
>>736584825
Do it
>>736584834
She is
I'm more than a little high
>>736584855
Stop being so obnoxious.
>>736584834
Galky is cuter
>>736584906
What?
>>736584906
>More than a little high
>>736584831
But thats not a double boop. Thats a boop squared.
>>736584855
>n sheeeeit
But you still a niggerc@
>>736582357
>>736584975
What
>>736584994
I thought my monitor was moving for a second but it wasn't owo
>>736585025
Cprrct this is a double boop that goes beyond a double boop. Then you have to really reach down go even further beyond to achieve boop^3
>>736585121
What did you smoke bruh -_-
Me in the middle
>>736585121
You told me to kiss galko >.>
>>736584380
I wish I could use that excuse, but we have several machines we can work on.
>>736584389
Why the fuck did I think dating a mooncat was a good idea?
>>736585187
Dude weed lmao
Me on the left
>>736585198
You can't because she isn't real
Get pranked
>>736585185
You walk a dark path... I cant condone this.
>>736585278
>kisses Galko
Too bad tbh you got pranked too
>>736585025
BLACK C@S MATTER!
>>736585240
Because you wuz a lizard wizard
>>736584380
Good job! I'm relaxing now, trying to enjoy every bit of coolness until tomorrow when I have to do it all over
>>736584102
Trying to squeeze every second of the coolness of the night. It gets very hot in AZ so I need to try to enjoy the night time. I wish I could sleep during the day but it's way too uncomfortable. What's got you down?
>>736584209
I do that all the time! Err, I mean, everyone does, but... well, get up! Come on, there's an entire world waiting for you out there! Do you drink coffee?
I'm just talking to everyone here! Will probably sleep soon, though I don't know!
>>736584218
Hey, that's okay then! Aw, days like that can be annoying. Do you play any games or something like that?
It was an good day, all I really did was talk to you guys though!
>>736584380
Oh, really? I might give it a go, I don't usually read online but maybe I can do it on my phone! That'd be awesome, thank you thank you!
What are you up to now?
>>736584389
Hey, why not do it then? If you want to play!
>>736584452
Whoa, that's scary. While you were driving? I'm sorry to hear that though.
Rip, sorry Tali. That sounds awful. At least it's close to the weekend?
>>736584541
I will, promise promise! And that's a relief to hear, thank you so much, really.
Uh... well, most of the normal games. CSGO, PUBG, GTA, stuff like that! I don't mind getting new ones to play with you though!
I will, thank you so much for the tip!
Ahah, miss Juvia the dictator, that sounds great!
Well... you are. Really.
<3 Thank you thank you! <3 <3 I love you I love you!
>>736584580
But what if that's too cold?! Though penguins are pretty cool... but you need snow and ice!
>>736585278
How much ------________------
Isn't Otoko a nerd or something
>>736584516
Tag me or PM when you found it please
>>736584541
I'm trying to find others currently
>>736584580
So Im the little spoon huh? Is this a shinoa short joke?
>>736585240
Not what I meant. Tell them your working ability machine broke
For kanna http //www hplovecraft c o m/writings/texts/fiction/cc.aspx
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>736585388
Wow okay
>>736585473
More than I should have
She's a huge nerd
>>736585392
All c@s matter you fool. Sort yourselves out and stop chimping out :^)
>>736585507
I will if I remember to look.
>>736585394
Dude saaaaame!
>smug
>>736585392
I was, but I got sucked away by the big f@ c@ t@s
>>736585395
>Do I drink coffee?
I'm a programmer. I don't just drink coffee, I live coffee
But more seriously yeah I do. Don't have any milk at the moment though and I'm not super fond of it black.
>>736585507
That won't really work either.
>>736585542
Sorry tbh man
>>736585531
goodnight, hun <3
>>736585542
That's no good
OwO
>>736585395
I've been addicted to stellaris and company of heroes for a long time. Do you play anything on steam or are you more of a console guy?
I'm also glad that things have been goig well for you.
>>736585355
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
>>736585395
No my wife was at work/my ride so i habe to get my roomate to get me, go pick her up, go to the auto store to borrow the wrench we needed which ended up beimg the wrong size so we have to make another trip and i just bought a rachet set instead. Then it was a race to get the wheel off and to the tire place before they closed then go back and put it back on the car. Now tomorrow i have to change the other 3.
>>736585395
Take me to Antarctica please!
>>736585612
Are you though
>>736585620
I literally do this like every night though
>>736585395
Dunno how stable it would be is the problem. So I wanna test it with simple stuff before going all out.
>>736585556
YOUZ A C@ RACIST!
>>736585602
If you wanted those, you could've just asked for mine. :^)
>>736585683
Are you sure that's ok to do lul
>>736585683
Yes and no
>>736585698
Because you've always been forthcoming with that kind of thing.
>>736585395
Well all I'll have is l4d2, hearts of iron 4 and tf2 for a while so i hope you like those games
It's a pretty complicated game at first but it'll be easier the more you play it.
Thank you kanna! You're so nice
I love you too kanna-san
>hug
>>736585507
Ok well i hope you find more
Nighty night smugs
>>736585733
Yeah weed is pretty safe as far as I know tbh
>>736585741
Wow
>>736585733
Ay mAnE n0 st3AlinG
>>736585808
Well I like kissing Galko but I'm guilty because I kissed your waifu
>>736585698
And yous a c@ supremacist you niggerc@
>>736585744
Totally. :^)
>>736585900
Filthy sunc@ just jealous. :^)
Why not
>>736585808
Probably not in excessive amounts -_-
>>736585820
dude my name jeff lmao
>>736586001
Why would I be jealous of a shitskin c@
>>736585896
You didn't have to explain why -_-
>>736586057
I know someone who has smoked every day since new years
>>736586115
That sounds like an addiction uwu
>>736586008
>Not going for superior Panzer IV
>>736586074
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736586115
who is this?
>>736586115
why
>>736586057
dude my name Bismo Funyuns lmao
>>736585531
Hey, thank you, really.
Goodnight, sleep tight. Sweet dreams.
>>736585602
Eheh, my bad, sorry! Yeah, I could see needing coffee.
Massive rip, that sucks. How long would it take to get some? Also, wait, is there special coffee milk or is it just in a different carton, because I always see my parents use it from a not normal one.
>>736585624
Hey, I have a few friends who play way way too much stellaris!
I was a console person for a while but over the past few years I've gotten into steam and stuff! I play a bunch of stuff, only with friends. GTA, League, Warframe, stuff like that!
Thanks. I'm just sad when I'll have to leave for the night.
>>736585628
Oh, that sounds really really annoying, I'm sorry! Ah, that sounds super stressful! I wish I knew how the heck to do that, but luckily I haven't needed to know... yet.
I'm sorry to hear that though. Tomorrow might be better though because no rush, right? I hope it goes easy for you.
>>736585674
But it's super cold there!! I'd need a really fluffy suit I think!
Still, that would be kinda nice... what about the polar bears though?
>>736585698
Ah, that makes more sense. Wait, have you not done it before? Whoops, sorry! Well, what are you going to test it on?
>>736585757
Yeah, that sounds super nice! I'm okay to play anything really!
I hope so! I tried Civ V with friends a few times, I always lose because I never want to attack and barbarians kill me. I think i just need to be meaner when i play those games but it's hard!
Not as nice as you miss Juvia! <3
Thank you thank you, really really! You're so nice, so amazing, so wonderful, you really are! And you... you are the best, really.
>hug
>>736586313
( ^ :
>>736586206
I've only been doing this for like two weeks I'll be good owo
>>736586393
Galko
>>736586502
I already knew why
>>736586001
IT'S FINE, I'VE GOT MY OWN NOW
>>736586539
I just use regular milk. I'd have to go out for that though, and I'm super sleepy.
>>736586558
Do you mind if galko also my waifu but on the downlow uwu
cause galko lowkey mai waifu tbh
>>736586558
Yeah probably
>>736586502
ok
Anyone want to be my friend?
>>736586676
Gottim again
>>736586693
mugi was never my waifu lmao
>>736586687
I do mind
Don't do that
>>736586693
I got everything under control
I have Haruhi's phone number
>>736586802
Your actions will have consequences desu
>>736586768
why are you still on about that
>>736586802
I mean I won't claim her but she my waifu in spirit tbh
sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable
>>736586676
Oh, huh. I wonder if it's just normal milk in a special carton then. Weird, sorry! That sucks though... uh... well, are you hungry? Hunger can get anyone out of bed!
>>736586739
Hey, I'll be your friend! How are you doing today?
>>736586539
Do you have l4d2?
Don't worry kanna if we play hearts of iron I'll play as the Soviet Union and give you lots of help. Especially if you play as poland.
Oh please you're way nicer than me
>pat pat
Well I'm glad you appreciate it so much.
>>736586991
What does that even mean
I'm talking to two mugis uwu
>>736587005
She's been my waifu for a long time
Just chill out
>>736586991
I'm just now saying this cus mugi is my waifu >.>
And you should post as your waifu or you're a mere heretic
>>736587104
I claimed her once while you were on hiatus I'm really sorry forgive me.
fine
Who here watches GS Fordham?
Is my waifu basic?
>>736587242
It's cool
>>736587104
Idk I think I was trying to spook or something
But only one is the real one :sunglasses:
>>736587242
I'm going to keep avatarfagging Flip Floppers
>>736587505
You can't spook
I'll always know the real one
>>736587728
I know I can't
>>736587082
Yes! Well, probably. Steam share! If not, it's cheap, I can always get it!
Hey, that's the best Union! That sounds amazing! Oh, that sounds like a plan then miss Juvia! Wait... is that a history thing?
W-well... I don't think so! At least you me, you're the nicest one ever!
<3 Mmah~! Thank you! P-pats are the best, they're so good! <3 <3
And I'm... I'm just glad to have someone like you. Really miss Juvia, thank you for looking out for me.
Goodnight
>>736587797
I'm a man now :sunglasses:
>>736587858
Ima man
Rewatching OPM was a good idea.
haha look at me im yuiko lol
>>736587728
that tan is hot
>>736587456
thanks
>>736588020
That's kind of fucked up
>>736586539
I have not. I just got back into the game this week after like, a year of hardly even thinking about it.
Probably some minor side quests and FATEs.
>>736586676
FILTHY SUNC@ TITS!
>>736588146
>>736587812
If you do we could play that too.
No it's not, it's actually the opposite since Germany and the Soviet Union actually split poland in 2 in real life. The only thing you'll need to do is turn communist and the rest will fall into place. It'll be fun.
I try to make them my best head pats
I do what i can for you. Especially now since you're the only one around now.
>>736588146
You know you love them really.
>>736588110
Its revenge >.>
>>736588359
>revenge
>>736587010
Oh shit, sorry, I had to switch to my phone quick so I missed you. Yeah I got hungry and got out of bed in the end, it's just the actual waking up that's the hard part.
>>736588414
Don't use my waifu as an avatar >.>
>>736588146
Dang it, I should have gotten into it too! I've been meaning to find people to play it with...
When did you first start playing?
That sounds like a good test then! I think!
>>736588217
Sure! That sounds awesome!
Ooooohhh, I remember something to do with Poland and Germany/Soviet Union but I thought it was something else. I guess you learn new stuff everyday! Thank you thank you miss Juvia!
Turn communist? What do you think I am? Kidding, of course I'll do that for you! I'm ready, now I'm all excited!
Well they are! Head pats from anyone are nice, but yours are extra super special!
Hey, thank you. Wait... what do you mean? Hanako will be back, so will Urabe! Don't say stuff like that... it sounds sad.
>>736588459
No it's super okay, really really!
Hey, nice! Well, for the most part. You could go for a run! On days where I wake up in the morning, I like to do a nice run up and down our road! It's nice.
>>736588513
why are you acting like she's your waifu even though she's just another avatar
>>736588634
Mugi is my waifu though.
>>736588708
doubt
>>736588221
:^)
>>736588568
I mean, you can always play with us. More the merrier and shit. You can take Anyas job as DPS. :^)
Ya, it's minor stuff that doesn't matter if I DC in the middle of it.
>>736588568
I have to work soon, to be honest, so that'll wake me up a lot.
>>736588784
You even said about how cute she was.
>>736588759
I doubt yuiko is your waifu too
>>736588945
what makes you say that
i just have my autistic reasons to avatarfag
>>736588784
Really? That would be... kinda cool. I could if you wanted, but I'm no good at DPS I think! I only really heal now... but I could try if you want!
True, that sounds like a good test then. Just keep an eye on your data!
>>736588856
Yeah, that's a good wake up call, eheh.
How long do you have to work for today?
>>736588568
Plus l4d2 with mods is probably my favorite game
Yeah, it was all apart of the Nazi-Soviet non aggression pact.
Yeah i know it's not all that appealing but in hearts of iron the last thing you want to be is Democratic or unalligned. And I'm glad you're excited. I'll probably get hearts of iron thise weekend so check it out and let me know. I'd really like to play something with you
Well i only really give head pats to you so
>rub
I know but it's so much fun when everyone is here. But as long as you're here I'm happy
>juvia
>>736589026
>I only really heal now
Oh Jesus, we have so many healers...
I pretty much have to work until it's done. But I get to work from home today because I'm being stubborn about it, so I can mostly set my own hours.
-Anya
>>736589011
because you avatarfag is exactly why.
>>736589119
:thinking:
just because i avatarfag for a dumb reason doesn't mean i don't have a waifu bruh
it's almost 5 am for me, can we save this for later
>>736589231
4:44 AM?
>>736589419
yes
a quarter until 5