Hey /b/, I need help with this female I'm trying to talk

>>736526308
Talk about 9/11

>>736526467
Bitches love dudes who are passionate -- especially conspiracy theories.

>>736526308
Tell her that The Earth is Flat.

I love toys. Let me show you my shopkins and monster high collection.

>>736526666
THE PROPHECY

>>736526666
Quads commands it

>>736526666
Quads don't lie

>>736526308

I mean are you really trying to talk to her? It sounds like she's trying to talk to you and you're too scared to respond.

>>736526895
What is this, OP psychoanalysis? He's an idiot, otherwise he'd already be getting the pus-pus!

>>736527021

Well yea but if he wants the puss maybe we can help. If he wants to cuck himself I guess there's nothing we can do.

>>736527076
We can help him cuck himself too.

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Hahah, op is not a fag.

>>736526308
tell her you eat ass. Like a black man eats chicken.

>>736527251
No lie i'm literally a shit eating cuck.. lol

>>736527353
re roll

>>736527251
Prove it

>>736527251
Put your toys in my ass , im loving toys in my ass

>>736527251
Charge your phone, you savage!

Niggers tongue my anus

>>736527511
winrar

than show me a picture of your fart machine

>>736527558
Roll

>>736527251
so back to the toys, shall i bring around my legos?

I got some star wars action figures, they're my favourite toys.

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Lmao

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You like my cock?

>>736527251
The Jew's control the banks, I mean I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it. Nobody gets offended when you say Indians run bodegas, I just don't get the controversy.

I know this sounds a bit weird but could I please get a sharpie in pooper pic? Would mean so much to me ;)

>>736527905
rollerino

I want to be your toilet

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... peepee

You look just like my sister, wanna fuck?

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>>736526308
Name of the App?

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>>736527838
Sorry, I'm an idiot.

>>736527881
THIS

>>736527838
Can i sniff your rainbow farts?

>>736527895
Roll

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like you. <3

Demand a picture of her asshole

>>736527838
Can you spank my ass and put your dildo in my mouth pls , i will by your pet

>>736527895
Roll

>>736526308
I-is t-that a R-reddit logo?

>>736527977
Whisper.

>>736528000
Checked.
Do it, OP!

>>736528000
>>736528000
>>736528000
>>736528000
>>736528000
>>736528000

>>736528091
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>736528000
FUCKING TRIPS DON'T LIE CUCKS, THIS IS THE NEXT THING OP SENDS TO HER OR HE'S A FAG /MLP/ CUCK

>>736528000
Wastet tripps xD
> wy we havent fuck yet?

I know where you live, boi

Say that

>>736528117
Thx

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>>736528091

>>736528124
Do it nigger

>>736528206
Don't be racist. Racism is bad

U don´t know my ´bout muh dick

>>736527895
rollllllllllllllllll

>>736528252
Hi newfriend

>>736528301
Yo newfag

>>736528064
Rollerino

>>736526308
Any of you faggot basement dwellers think you got any skills with your video games? I fuckin doubt any of you can take me 1vs1 on any fuckin game. I got more skills than a nigger has arrests. And you all fag bags can suck my tiny Asian dick!

So put up or gtfo!
PSN: ReapersHavok

Invite me to whatever game you think your good at.

>>736528252
Smell that /b/oys? Summers here.

I would send you a dick pic, but my penis is really little and i am insecure about it

Kermit was my daddy in bed

>>736528367
Roll

>>736527838
> i love black dicks up my ass. Wats your lovit Position?

>>736528354
Whoa stop being homophobic, you niggerfaggot!

>>736528400
Winrar

>>736528400
Winrar

>>736528400
WITNESSED! OP, if you're not a fagling, pony up

>>736528000
We are waiting OP

>>736528400
Kek
Did OP run away?

>>736528400
Winrar

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>>736526308
eat shit whore

send me your tits so i can put them up on the internet

>>736528000
>>736528400
Come on OP. Perfect combo

>>736528386
When summer roars with all it's might

Only /Pol/acks will REEEE in the night

>>736528000
Legitimately do this.
If she's worth dating she will find this funny.
Also, don't be a faggot.

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Proof of why I didn't run away.

>>736528608
I'm not from poland.

>>736528544
Winrar

>>736528652
Now add this >>736528400

lick my ass nigger

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>>736528666
you got trips and >me
oo

>>736528666
Trips checks the dubs. DO IT OP!

>>736528549
roll

>>736528652
I showed you my cock now showe me yours

aye yo slut you tryna smash or what lets do dis shit

>>736528666
>wasting satanic trips

Peguins fuck me to my infinite slumber A.K.A Hell

>>736528656
/b/ is dead, friends. At least until summer is done, it will be flooded by NORMIES and wannabe edgelords trying to be cool. Abandon ship for /Pol/ and we can re colonise when the ravens have had their pickings.

>>736528725
its a trip 6 come on do it

>>736528779
DO It

>>736526308
My neighbours are having the loudest sex right now,
I need something to compete.

can you be my cumdumpster so i can stop using my dog?

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OP, where are you you cuck?

Tell her, that you like mini dicks and gay porn.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>736528652
I can put 3 fingers up my ass, how many can you?

i think im gay but you look like a dude so thats fine

RIP in peace OP.

I'm a virgin unless you count fucking dogs if so I'm a real pro

why'd my dad leave me

What's up with airplane food?

>>736528652
Want you to eat my cock or to suck my balls ?? And i dont maind the pic. Yust brave if you want to fuck, and if you dount want to fuck just shot the moon down

>>736528252
What you say nig?

ye yo cunt fart suc me bitch

Can you give my mentally retarded brother a blow job while I watch and jerk off

>>736529240
Because he's black

OP are you dead

>>736528652
Showe me your tight body and your scratched pussy i will cum live on cam

can you help me hang myself?

>>736529240
For the same reason OP did.

Hitler was right and we should have listened

>>736529733
Winrar

>>736529919
Wait, but it´only the last 2 digits?

>>736528652
Put your hand in your ass and mek a pic, send me the pic and kill your self

>>736528656
Oh my fucking god you are really new aren't you.

>>736530022
Do it op

>>736528656
>>736529989
NEWFAGS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736530142
Ok, so that´s a yes, good to know.

>>736528820
I'm sorry /b/rother, I can't leave for /pol/. Leave me. I will be a goner by the time summer is over.

>>736529989
Fuck me I am going to An Hero. You CAN'T be this new.

>>736530243
I am

>>736529989
smells like summer to me

>>736530384
Sir. Kill yourself. Get out of my /b/oard.

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>>736530243
>tfw he probably doesn't know what An hero is

>>736530442
I smell a faggot. I need to shower.

>>736530384
Newfags in the air, summer must be here.

>>736530474
Trust me I know.

>>736530474
This

>>736530474
He doesn't know what Dub's are. He doesn't know what An Hero is.

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>>736526308
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>736530540
Would you like a iPod with an hero?

>>736530540
No, you don't summer.

>>736530608
I would really like to die.

OP still in her??

>>736530634
Test me

>>736530718
Don't mess with Hess

>>736530718
Show me how to Triforce.

BLACK. DICK.

>>736526308
Niggers are the worst kind of subhuman

>>736530901
▲
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>>736531258
Top kek.
Go home, newfag.

>>736530901
ßß▲
▲ß▲

Ahh. Summer.

OP is gon /thread

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ITT: Summerfags

>>736531569
Thread should have been abandoned as soon as the summer fags started showing. ABANDON THREAD!

>>736531612
They will never learn our ways.
>>736531663
Good on you.

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>>736531663
It was the only thing worth capping in the thread.
Went downhill from there.

Btw i love skittles so lemme taste that rainbow ;)

>>736532409
This*

>>736532409
Rolling

>>736532070
>This

>>736532466
Winrar!

>>736532466
Win

>>736529733
Nice dubs I hope op asks her

Hello m'lady.. I must say, me cock is propa diamonds,see, and I gt to do suttin about it,innit..?

take your toy and soak it inside your little pussy and take a pic..

I want to see u holding my cock in your hands - filled with its juices.

>>736534325
roll

>>736534325
rollan

>>736534325
>rollathlon

send nudes asap

>>736534325
rolleo

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>>736528656
>im not from poland
kek whats up summerfag?

>>736534325
>rollinquisha

>>736534325
>rolin and meaning it

>>736534325
roll it

>>736534325

>this

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>>736526308
>>736526308
>>736526308
>>736526308

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I'm a wizard nigger

>>736526308
girl sounds like a complete uggo
>reddit
>METROPCS
plug your phone in first man

>>736534325
rollerino

How do you like your cocks? plucked and packaged or wild and free