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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>736471451 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>736471451

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>736495964
>alleged blowjob happened in 1976
>love is 12 years old
>nugent is 28
>1976 was 41 years ago
>everyone fucked kids 24/7 back then

>>736495976
you thought wrong
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>>736496090
Dude Ted Nugent's dick was the shotgun that killed Kurt bruh
All the evidence is right there.
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ITT
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Futaba claimed
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>>736497145
How exactly
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>"oh hey girls, look! my dumb brother finally came out of his room"
>"would you like to hangout with us, anon? your crush is right here and all and we're about to watch a movie"
>"what? ew! no! I don't like him, he watches anime all day and has an obsession over one of the characters"
>"what's anime? sounds dorky!"
>"yeah it is dorky! he talks about it nonstop as if he has severe autism"
>"only virgins watch anime"

>collective laughter

>"join us anon, we'll take your virginity and make a man out of you, what do you say?"
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>>736496970
see >>736498930
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>>736498930
Ha ha xd
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>>736498930
You made the mistake of thinking my sister a) had friends and b) would ever talk to me in front of them. Nice try though. Don't forget your image next time
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>>736499071
not same anon but is your sister cute?
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>>736499064
Shut up.

>>736499071
I won't forget my image next time.
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>>736499119
She's as ugly as i am
>>736499143
Good. And as always, thanks for the bumps
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>>736499143
ha ha yes xD
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What even is going on though.
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>>736499175
dude why would you say that about yourself, let alone your sister? How old is she?
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claimed
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>>736499264
-sits atop your head with a squeak and looks down at you curiously-
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>>736499457
#Whereisikaros
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>yui claimed
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>>736499494
-does not know. She hasn't been close to me in months and vanished from my comments when I'd had enough of being blown off. She is invited to contact me any time, but wont engage with her again unless she bothers to behave like a friend. Is very saddened by this but then it wasn't my choice-

v.v

>>736499578
*o* -makes you tea and snack cakes-
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>>736499689
thank you~
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>>736499264
Solid claim. Seems like a real sweet heart
>>736499578
Cutie claimed
>>736499175
I'm glad you're cynical ass is here. I'd never make fun of you...for real. Just talk shit
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>>736496039
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>>736498930
>sees sluts
>was busy practicing freezing with Za Warudo time in case those Joestars showed up.
>gets pissed that my fucking sister brought over a bunch of thots
>realize I don't have a sister and freak the fuck out even more
>realize its probably Jotaro and friends in clever disguises
>freeze time
>bump leg on table
>head explodes
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>>736499258
Because im not trying to fool anyone. Why else would i hide from the outside world and post anonymously on an imageboard?
I dunno. 25 sounds right
>>736499845
Make fun of me all you want. Can't be worse than what i say to myself
>>736499980
Jojokes please go
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>>736499689
they have been the same way with me, can't really blame them though because of their dad and all
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>>736499845
best cutie, at that.
hello~
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>>736500206
Not even best girl tbh
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>>736500047
she's about 25 so that makes her your older sister? what does she do for a living?
And that's what I want to know. Why do you choose to hide from us?
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>>736500197
-is very sad without his friend, life hasn't been as vibrant. Goes to bed now-
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>>736500047
Hook me and your sis up
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>>736500047
Maybe more of a back and forth thing. Not so much you just getting hammered.
>>736500206
I like that non-lewd virgin killer. It's cute, best cutie....relative. however cutie for sure.
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>>736500381
>non lewd virgin killer.
What
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>>736500293
Ritsu = second best
>>736500381
As much as I have saved, I try not to post lewds of yui.
don't pimp your waifu, pump her full of your love, right?
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>>736500299
Yes. She's a student
Reasons
>>736500381
I highly doubt you could dish out anything that could be considered me getting "hammered". You're welcome to try
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>>736500578
Ritsu = best
Fuck off if you disagree
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>>736500529
the sweater she had on had bows on the back. Instead of being open giving the appearance it opened and closed.
>>736500578
Exactly. She's sweet. I think the best part of the show was how each character fed the show well however their individual personality would of annoyed me in the long run. I liked the show however
>>736500619
Self deprecation. I like it. Now I just feel like a jerk. Not trying to just make fun of you constantly.
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>>736500619
If a dog humped Dio's leg would his head explode
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>>736500858
But a Virgin killer isn't ever closed in the back. And they aren't lewd.
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>>736500619
I wanna hammer that prostate
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Thread is a special kind of strange tonight.
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>>736501015
How so?
Is it because you're not getting attention
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>>736500858
If you say so. You're still welcome to give it your best shot
>>736500872
How should I know? I don't Jojo
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>>736500344
goodnight sonata, feel better soon
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>>736501015
Do you remember the Leone claimer who ate a spider
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>>736500619
what is your sister studying?
>sry 4 l8 reply
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>>736501228
Fucked if I know
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>>736500907
It has implications. Probably 3/10 lewd. Buttoned up yes it's a sweater. your technicalities are really bringing me down
>>736501099
But I don't know anything about you. And saying random things that don't carry a lot of weight isn't something that really would do anything. So why not just tell me why if your sister had friends, and looks like you, she wouldn't talk to you in front of them?
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Oh look, another thread where you claim a fictional whore that someone else claimed 2 hours ago.
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>>736501287
Because she's my sister
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>>736500858
Shows with multiple personalities tend to end up like that because the writers emphasize certain parts of their personality. Kind of like Azumanga Daioh and how the characters go from being mildly normal to extremely centered around a certain trait they have.
>>736500662
they're both still keions, so they all technically qualify as best
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>>736501326
"yare yare daze, scoobs"
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>>736501415
Even sumire > yui
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>>736501251
Do you not interact with your sister?
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>>736501326
>tfw different conceptions that every one person has about a waifu means that even though it's the same waifu in appearance, it's a fundamentally different one and as such, the word whore is misused
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>>736501540
Fortunately, not much. She's not home very often
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>>736501551
It's okay to admit to being a cuck, anon.
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>>736501587
Speaking of fortune I was unfortunate enough to be cursed with an overly attractive older sister. whew...
Anyway don't you want to spend a little time with her?
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>>736501587
I wanna see a cute incest series between you and ur sis
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>>736501326
Lol as if I let someone claim koume 2 hours ago.
>>736501366
Fair enough.
>>736501415
That makes sense you can't have people acting exactly the same as they would just be taking up space. But that also is why waifus are exactly perfect. They fit into that exact area you want them to be.
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>>736501326
>tfw no one claims ritsu usually
FeelsGood
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>>736501706
Not really, no. We have no common interests
>>736501715
Disgusting
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>>736501190
Not really. Top zozzle at them eating a spider.
>>736501073
No, its just that suddenly its 'pick on a claimer' night every night. Why Alice anon is whats strange.
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>>736501326
too bad I've been claiming Yui since the last thread
>>736501788
at the end of the day it's really about the connection you feel to a waifu than anything else, like you can influence her in certain ways, and she can influence you in certain ways.
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>>736496039
Her character was very sweet after the stabbing attempt and before the anal rape
>>736497886
P5 feels like a chore running around to max your stats and relationships before NG+. Is it worth it to keep going for Futaba?
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>>736501897
I'm sorry for all the probing questions. Did you and your sister grow up in the same house together? And do you have more siblings?
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>>736502271
Yes, and yes
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>>736498930
>your crush is right here and all and we're about to watch a movie"

Completely unrealistic. I do not experience any attraction to 3d women.
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Max temp for today is only 38°c!
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>>736502429
Sounds comfy. You working?>
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>>736498930
>your crush is right her and we're about to watch a movie
Well my crush rejected me because I'm barely a couple months younger so I don't think so
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>>736502297
Are you close with any of them?
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>>736498930
Begone thots.
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>>736499980
>>736502623

>captcha: road roll
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>>736502623
Welcome cutie
>>736502135
I like that. Makes sense. I'd like to influence mine into hugs
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Claiming this thing as my waifu
>niggers tongue my anus
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>>736502228
>before the anal rape
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>>736502582
Yee, on lunch break now. Ill get in at 4pm then will work til 9.
Apparently next week were getting another heat wave and max temps might go up to 50.
We waz kangz and sheit.
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>>736502600
Not really, no
>>736502901
Sounds a little uncomfortable. But not unbearable
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>>736502228
>anal rape
Claiming Bill Cosby in his "drug you, rape you, get off on all charges" form
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>>736502955
Alright what about your parents? Are you close to them?
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>>736503010
This isn't even his final form
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>>736503037
I'm not really close to anyone
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>>736502893
Well on one hand she was really kind but there's a big black dong on the other
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>>736503010
Bill Cosby drugged and raped over 75 women and had his trial dismissed because of nigger incompetence.
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>>736503159
Kek. Can I save this image?
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>>736503010
He looks like that guy from Tokyo Ghoul
>

>>736503113
Do you have a best friend, then?

>sono
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>>736503371
I have some friends
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>>736503159
>waifu was blacked canonically
Rip anon
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>>736503403
Like me ^^
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>>736502955
It makes things at the shop weird because people avoid going in there while its too hot.
Its basically deserted from midday to 7pm and theres endless amounts of ppl in q in the rest of the time were open.
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>>736503366
It's all yours.
>>736503409
Well, I'm very conflicted how i Feel about getting blacked by my waifu but she makes boxed lunches and goes on dates when she's not raeping you so I think that's okay.
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>>736502779
if rate anon was here that'd be a solid 9/10, I'd think
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>>736503538
I don't know you enough for that
>>736503629
Supermarkets are weird that way
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>>736503676
Wait what
Your waifu is a futa?
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>>736503159
what game is this even from
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>>736503366
Save it its all yours.
t. Lorri
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>>736503774
Nope, with a strap-on. Thank god it wasn't that kind of game.
>>736503845
Kurukuru Fanatic.
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>>736503902
Post bikini tbh
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>>736503747
What would you like to know about me?
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>>736503371
>He looks like that guy from Tokyo Ghoul
Yeah but that guy didn't drug and rape anyone (as far as I know) but he had that suitcase with the ghoul thing in it so he could just use that to rape you I guess it's pretty strong
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>>736503916
Fuck. It'd be better if she was. I'd want a waifu that can bust a load in me but I'm still able to smash dat pussy. And I'd like her to have a penis with the balls plus the vagina.
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>>736504019
The quinche?
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>>736504061
Yeah the thing they fight with its like magic or something. Its been like a year since I watched it
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>>736504019
Damn he's my favorite character in the whole series. I hate when good characters die off.
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>>736504158
Its a ghoul's Kagune
>>736504312
Juuzou is better
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>>736504312
Yeah he was good.
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>>736504405
>juzo was betta

fuck outta here

>>736504452
Hey kid if you make story with a character like him make sure you don't kill him off.
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>>736503938
I dunno. I'm not good at asking questions
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>>736503736
That bastard. After he rated some SAO a 9/10 I at least felt better knowing I no longer have to try anymore. However I appreciate your rating. Yui is always a solid 7.5 and definitely higher. >>736503629
Nice stripes. So sweet
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>>736504740
Do you hangout with friends? And if so, how often do you do it?
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>>736504930
I don't
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>>736504930
>>736504950
kind of funny how fundamental the difference in understanding here is
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>>736504950
Lets say we were buddies irl would you prefer if we hung out inside your home?

>>736504994
What do you mean? And who are you?
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>>736504994
I don't follow
>>736505076
Not really. I don't like going out
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>>736505105
So you wouldn't hang out with me indoors or outdoors? Do you prefer to be alone?
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>>736505199
I vastly prefer being alone
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>>736504766
he usually gives yui a 6, which he says is good, but I cant get that through my head.
I've never seen any idolmaster anime, but a lot of the girls seem like solid 7s, if not higher
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>>736505244
Do you feel lonely when you are alone?
And you have to answer all questionssss
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>>736502228
game?
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>>736505364
That answer answered both questions. And I don't. I get all the interaction I need from here
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>>736505400
If you didn't have this place would you feel lonely then?
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>>736505466
I wouldn't know the difference, so probably not
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>>736504027
If she had a benis her route would probably wind up completely different
>>736505365
see: >>736503916
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>>736505489
So you already feel loneliness inside yourself now?
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>>736505293
Hhh-hi yui
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>>736505628
No idea. I feel the same as I always have
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>>736505699
How do you feel right now?
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>>736505821
Cold. Bored. A bit hungry
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>>736505293
Yea a 6....no, not at all close. 6-7 for me. Same. I guess that just have to do with how we refuse to accept that anything under an 8 is a insult to our waifu. This was a 6....idk what's the matter with him.
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What do I do if a guy who lives closer to an anon that I love than me says that he's gonna take a train to the anons town and fuck them?
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>>736505695
hello
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>>736505906
Bored talking to me, huh.
>mfw
What would you like to talk about, hun?
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>>736506010
You go full Yuno
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>>736506053
I don't know
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>>736506084
But I live across the ocean from the anon I like
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>>736505990
apparently it has to do with resolution and cuteness, and he doesn't like watermarks or lewds
even so, some things I post that fit all of those criteria are rated poorly, pic related (3)
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>>736506014
Hi
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>>736506087
I know you like talking about games, but I don't know enough to actually carry out a conversation...

Anyway you should try making some friends and going out more often. You're young and you're in your early 20's. You should be outside slamming every girl in your sight.

>>736506139
Oh then you're going to have to go full God Yuno mode
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>>736506237
I want to do neither of those things
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>>736506237
I can't afford plane tickets...
Would I have to like hijack a boat
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>>736506286
What do you want to do then?
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>>736506228
who this
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>>736506164
A three!!
>Pic related.

The only thing I can see is the nose is a dot. Completely ruins the photo obviously a THREE.....*shakes head*
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>>736506354
I don't know
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>>736506324
Tell me about the person you love, and where does she live?


>>736506376
What do you want to more than anything in the world?
>>
>>736506354
6/10
>>736506356
3/10
>>736506364
4/10
>>736506237
5/10
>>736506164
7/10
>>736505990
6/10
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>>736506418
Alice to be real
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Hatsune Miku is best waifu
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>>736506356
You first
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>>736506418
In the UK
They don't want me telling people their personal information
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>>736506511
Hatsune Miku is actually a shitty waifu.
>>
>>736506477
kyss
>>736506498
Would you actually converse with her if she was real?

>>736506526
And another anon is on his way to boink her, huh. . .
Does she know you like her?
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>>736506621
I probably wouldn't be able to. But then I'd at least love a real person instead of a fictional one
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>>736506364
everyone has different tastes, I guess. nothing really matters to your waifu except what you think of her, though.
>>736506512
June Yuiclaimer
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>>736506621
Well the other anon just says that he can.
They've visited each other already though and they didn't do anything lewd
Yeah of course
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>>736506722
Ok uwu
I'm somebody -_-
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>>736506686
You can still love a real person if you choose to. Do you want to love a real person?

>>736506762
You should make sure she understands your feelings... just try not to make yourself look like cringly little thing.
Does this other anon love her too?
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>>736506942
If someone as special as Alice came along, maybe
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>>736506942
She does and she loves me as well
Yeah but the other anon is also into me.
>>
>>736506989
What if Alice was real but she had a dick?
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The internet has spoken
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>>736507059
That wouldn't particularly bother me
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>>736506989
How do you plan in finding such a person?

>>736507024
Awh shit a triangle, this isn't going to end well for you.
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>>736507135
I probably won't
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>>736507069
pls

>>736507166
You can find such a person if you open your heart
>>
good morning hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
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>>736507340
Like I said, I probably won't
>>
>>736507135
The other anon just wants to fuck me. Idk if he has feelings for me.
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>>736507364
You don't love me
>>
>>736507364
Stop lying!

>>736507385
I'm pretty you can if you choose to.

>>736507408
He has feelings to fuck you.
Do you want to fuck him?
>>
>>736507508
I choose not to. That's why it probably won't
>>
>>736507420
you're part of "you all" so yes I do <3
>>736507508
not a lie <3
>>
>>736507538
Why do you choose not to?

>>736507544
Love is not real.
>>
>>736507544
I'm not part of this
>>
>>736507604
Reasons
>>
>>736507604
depends on what love you're talking about then!
>>736507614
yeah you are
>>
>>736507629
Good reasons?
>>
>>736507711
I haven't claimed in this thread so i'm not part of it
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>>736507711
Can you teach me to fall in love? I mean I have feelings for Duke but he won't give me a chance so I have to move on.
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>>736507797
I never said I only loved the claimers <3 I love everyone!
>>736507808
I don't have romantic love for everyone, if that's what you think, hon <3
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>>736507744
I think they are
>>736507991
Not funny -_-
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>>736507974
then what kinda love to you have for people?
>>
>>736507974
You shouldn't love people you don't know
>>
>>736508030
No reason is good enough if it gets in the way of your own happiness.

Jack anon is better at this than I am, he can change how you feel about yourself.
>>
>>736508135
Who's Jack again?
>>
>>736507991
cute <3
>>736508056
love for every living thing and hopes for their wellbeing
>>736508081
why should people not love every living thing?
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>>736508030
I thought it was a little bit .-.
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>>736508167
Because some of them are bad
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>>736508166
That guy who has been fighting with Alice2 since 2006. I believe he is one of the most passionate people I've ever met. I can't relate to people emotionally but he can because he has a lot of experience.

>>736508167
That's silly and what about yourself?
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>>736508340
Oh, the one who picks fights with mods all the time. He's annoying
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>>736508241
there aren't any bad people, just people who make bad decisions. I'm not going to hold their past decisions against them, and I'll try to support them feel confident about making better decisions in the future.
>>736508340
I love myself too yes <3
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>>736508400
He's a bit silly, but he very, very smart about most things when he's serious. Would you like to talk to him about your "reasons"?
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>>736508705
I would not, no. No one needs to know them
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>>736508686
Do you prioritize yourself over others?
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>>736508705
Smart how? Give me examples.
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>>736508727
Heh, Jack is someone I believe can help you with your problems. I mean he may curse a lot and stuff but he can understand how you feel on any level. Almost like an empath.
>>
>>736508747
I try my hardest not to!
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>>736508883
I still would not want to, and will not talk about my reasons to anyone. I've already embarrassed myself once doing that
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>>736508867
His abilities to understand others. It really caught my attention any times.
>>736508911
Well you should! You're on the path to suicide if you consistently put other before yourself.
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>>736508979
That is really unfortunate. Would you like to talk about them with me in private?
>>
>>736508985
I think that's a mis-reading of the situation <3 I'm doing my best is all. but how are you Sono?
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>>736509062
No
>>
Kurumi claimed
>>
curlybb
>>
Claim
>>
called
>>
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>>736509101
I'm shit at the moment.
Aren't you worn out from loving so many people?

>>736509160
You shouldn't keep it bottled up like that. You should find at least one person to open up to.

>>736509196
Which Kurumi is that? There are a million of them now.
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>>736509285
I can't
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>>736509215
she is a good
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>>736509285
ah... what's got you down?
the love-well never runs dry!
>>736509331
I have no idea who this is but what a cutie
>>736509348
DM inbound later today <3
>>
>>736509412
I still won't talk about it
>>
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>>736509348
why?
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>>736508985
Understand them how? Give me facts.
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>>736509412
Work is getting a bit out of control...
So today I'm letting my body heal a bit.

And that's very lewd lol

>>736509453
Tell me who you are first because they way you're talking makes it seem as if you only have one negative view of Jack.
>>
>>736509438
I don't want to go through that again
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>>736509630
Alright I understand. Well if you ever need to open up or vent I'll be right here.
>>
>>736509434
that's okay! we'll talk about anything you want, hon.
>>736509604
that would do it, yes <3 I'm glad you're at least aware enough of your limits, please look after yourself.
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>>736509741
I'll do neither. Thank you though
>>736509759
If you insist
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>>736509759
The reason I'm so successful at my job is because I'm reckless and suicidal!
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>>736509604
>as if you only have one negative view of Jack.

First of all, that doesn't make any sense. Second, no. Nothing I've said suggests I have a negative view towards anyone. Now do you have any examples?
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>>736509791
Don't keep it bottled up!
>mounts on you
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>>736507508
I used to want to fuck him
But I told him that I would stowaway on a ship and murder him if he touches my baby
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>>736509878
I do but I would like to keep those private since they involve me.
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>>736509954
i hate kids so much
you should throw that baby into the ship's boiler and fry it
>>
>>736509963
I want to know more about you. How about you share em anyway?
>>
>>736509902
Don't do that
>>
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Snake Gods and runes of blood.
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>>736510047
No. I meant baby as a term of endearment. Like calling someone "babe" or "bae"
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>>736510102
nice claim
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>>736510058
There's nothing to know about me, really. I like cake and long walks.
And I only shared those with Jack. Good bye anonymous!

>>736510095
But...
>unmounts
hmph.
Bye Duke, I have buy some milk now.

>>736510102
fucking /thread

>>736510149
Oh.
Yeah he's going to boink her if you don't stop him.
>>
>>736510255
If he does, he's a dead man. If I feel mercy I'll probably just castrate him and feed him his penis
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>>736510102
hello hello fluffy hair <3
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>>736510199
Thank.
>>736510255
Why?
>>736510344
Hello.
>>
>>736510255
C'mon. Embarrass yourself publicly on an anonymous imageboard or I'll FUCKING KILL MYSELF. Nah I'm kidding, it's fine. Don't choke on that milk.
>>
What does a guy gotta do to get reverseraped around here?
>>
>sonokawa leaves
>thread dies
>>
>>736510927
hello hello I'm here <3
>>
>>736510927
i'm here too~
>>
MY WAIFU IS GOD
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Claimed

>>736502108
Did you start your voyage yet
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>>736513264
HOLY SHIT PHIL O: <3
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>>736513464
I'm still looking for This is Exile, A New Era of Corruption and The Somatic Defilement. I might have to try and special order them at the record store
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>>736513749
Are those CD's or records? They look either too big or small for the 2
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>>736514020
CD's
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>>736514085
Jesus those guys are jacked. Ah ok, couldn't tell the size on my phone. Which one is your favorite by them?
>>
>>736514176
Album or individual song?
>>
>>736514215
Both I guess. I'll listen to the song cuz I am not up to anything
>>
>>736514297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUqJ4F2EVw4
Full album, Whitechapel
Song, right now I like Our Endless War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOAKn1gvkbU
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>be me
>go to local grocery store a block away
>pick up a half gallon of milk for me and my baby
>walk to the express line "ten items or less"
>an african american who probably can't read or count has one and a half shopping carts with her
>wait the full 10 ten minutes for her to be done
>walk outside
>walk behind drop of high school girls in my way
>probably some of them were boys, but i can't tell because of their scene/emo haircuts
>one looks at me and screams in fear because I dress up like a criminal whenever I go outside
>her group screams immediately after her because she startled them
>one kid says "oh i was about to deck him, i was about to deck him, oh mah god, i was going to deck him, yo"
>try to keep my cool and keep walking
>he says it again "i was about to knock that nigga out"
>i turn around and get in his face
>"DO IT"
>a few girls get startled by my voice and jump
>everyone around us stops and stares
>kid is a 3 of my size and probably couldn't hurt me at all
>his eyes open wide and he stays quiet

I hate kids so much...
>>
>>736514405
Arigato Gozuamaisisu
>>
>>736514586
They're only getting worse
>>736514596
Doitashimashite
>>
>>736503159
Is there a pic with her using strap on? that is unironically my fetish.

Also what is her name and what is her black bfs name?
>>
>>736514718
Would you consider yourself rusty?
>>
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>>736514718
yeah... are you feeling any better? i'm sorry about asking so many uncomfortable questions
>>
>>736514898
Rusty?
>>736514922
Feeling better? I don't understand what you mean
They're just questions. If I wasn't comfortable, I wouldn't answer them
>>
>>736514586
The anon doesn't even want to promise to not have sex with them
>>
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>>736514989
>mfw i want to make you feel good but i don't know how
>>736515017
Then I think its time for you to move on, that person isn't worth your affection
>>
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Turning sucks
>>
I claim all waifus
I will respect none of them, rape all of them and keep them from making any animes
>>
>>736515106
No one knows how
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>>736515144
....turning tricks?

>>736515183
>my waifu's face when

>>736515580
Who is the person you're talking about?

>>736515985
not even you?
>>
>>736516343
Nope. Otherwise I would do it
>>
>>736516343
Don't wanna say. Don't want anymore drama than there is now
>>
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>>736516368
i bet i could make you happy
all you have to do is close your eyes and pretend I'm Alice.

>>736516626
You're going to have to take charge and demand she doesn't whore out her body to someone who doesn't even have feelings for her
>>
>>736516719
That sort of thing isn't important to me. And I wouldn't want to have my eyes closed the rest of my life regardless.
>>
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>>736516773
s-sorry
>>
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fucking neighbor is smoking

i wish he fucking die of cancer already
>>
>>736516719
We aren't in a relationship though. She has issues. But we're really close. And she finally promised which is great.
>>
>>736517096
When I was 13 I smoked four cigarettes and didn't get addicted. Didn't cough and I took really long drags.
>>
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>>736516343
Spin turn kicks, turning in driving, turning everything
>>
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>>736517477
Some promises are hard to keep so make sure you dick her and don't keep her waiting.

>>736517537
When I was 13 I didn't do any of that shit. I'm jealous.

>>736517545
I don't even...
>mfw
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c-can I still coexist with the other yui?

I-i see you have been unbanned, that's good :)
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>>736518451
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Holy shit that's cute as fuck!
>>
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>>736519672
Oh
>>
>>736519471
dude hell yeah you can, idk if you remember when that sawako-poster said that i was shit talking the other yui's, but what he failed to say until after the next post was that i made it clear that every single thing i said was a joke and that i actually liked having you around.
TL;DR: get the fuck in here fam :)
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>>736519742
Cute ^^
>>
>>736519751
o-oh I was going to ask you about that. I understand it if you were talking shit non-jokingly too.
I see that you have been lurking, and getting pretty popular around here.

o-ok
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>>736510437
Kumiko
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>>736519924
-_-
>>
>>736519980
ye mate, i was banned from posting, not lurking!
anyway, i'd never maliciously talk about someone with such good taste. you're a cool dude and you ought to stay here and talk with everyone :)
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>>736520052
That blush is so cute!
>>
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>>736520382
>>736520382
>>736520382
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