Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
You can thank me later.
Dude Ted Nugent's dick was the shotgun that killed Kurt bruh
All the evidence is right there.
>"oh hey girls, look! my dumb brother finally came out of his room"
>"would you like to hangout with us, anon? your crush is right here and all and we're about to watch a movie"
>"what? ew! no! I don't like him, he watches anime all day and has an obsession over one of the characters"
>"what's anime? sounds dorky!"
>"yeah it is dorky! he talks about it nonstop as if he has severe autism"
>"only virgins watch anime"
>"join us anon, we'll take your virginity and make a man out of you, what do you say?"
You made the mistake of thinking my sister a) had friends and b) would ever talk to me in front of them. Nice try though. Don't forget your image next time
She's as ugly as i am
Good. And as always, thanks for the bumps
-does not know. She hasn't been close to me in months and vanished from my comments when I'd had enough of being blown off. She is invited to contact me any time, but wont engage with her again unless she bothers to behave like a friend. Is very saddened by this but then it wasn't my choice-
*o* -makes you tea and snack cakes-
Solid claim. Seems like a real sweet heart
I'm glad you're cynical ass is here. I'd never make fun of you...for real. Just talk shit
>was busy practicing freezing with Za Warudo time in case those Joestars showed up.
>gets pissed that my fucking sister brought over a bunch of thots
>realize I don't have a sister and freak the fuck out even more
>realize its probably Jotaro and friends in clever disguises
>bump leg on table
Because im not trying to fool anyone. Why else would i hide from the outside world and post anonymously on an imageboard?
I dunno. 25 sounds right
Make fun of me all you want. Can't be worse than what i say to myself
Jojokes please go
Maybe more of a back and forth thing. Not so much you just getting hammered.
I like that non-lewd virgin killer. It's cute, best cutie....relative. however cutie for sure.
Ritsu = second best
As much as I have saved, I try not to post lewds of yui.
don't pimp your waifu, pump her full of your love, right?
Yes. She's a student
I highly doubt you could dish out anything that could be considered me getting "hammered". You're welcome to try
Ritsu = best
Fuck off if you disagree
the sweater she had on had bows on the back. Instead of being open giving the appearance it opened and closed.
Exactly. She's sweet. I think the best part of the show was how each character fed the show well however their individual personality would of annoyed me in the long run. I liked the show however
Self deprecation. I like it. Now I just feel like a jerk. Not trying to just make fun of you constantly.
If you say so. You're still welcome to give it your best shot
How should I know? I don't Jojo
It has implications. Probably 3/10 lewd. Buttoned up yes it's a sweater. your technicalities are really bringing me down
But I don't know anything about you. And saying random things that don't carry a lot of weight isn't something that really would do anything. So why not just tell me why if your sister had friends, and looks like you, she wouldn't talk to you in front of them?
Oh look, another thread where you claim a fictional whore that someone else claimed 2 hours ago.
Shows with multiple personalities tend to end up like that because the writers emphasize certain parts of their personality. Kind of like Azumanga Daioh and how the characters go from being mildly normal to extremely centered around a certain trait they have.
they're both still keions, so they all technically qualify as best
>tfw different conceptions that every one person has about a waifu means that even though it's the same waifu in appearance, it's a fundamentally different one and as such, the word whore is misused
Speaking of fortune I was unfortunate enough to be cursed with an overly attractive older sister. whew...
Anyway don't you want to spend a little time with her?
Lol as if I let someone claim koume 2 hours ago.
That makes sense you can't have people acting exactly the same as they would just be taking up space. But that also is why waifus are exactly perfect. They fit into that exact area you want them to be.
Not really. Top zozzle at them eating a spider.
No, its just that suddenly its 'pick on a claimer' night every night. Why Alice anon is whats strange.
too bad I've been claiming Yui since the last thread
at the end of the day it's really about the connection you feel to a waifu than anything else, like you can influence her in certain ways, and she can influence you in certain ways.
Her character was very sweet after the stabbing attempt and before the anal rape
P5 feels like a chore running around to max your stats and relationships before NG+. Is it worth it to keep going for Futaba?
I'm sorry for all the probing questions. Did you and your sister grow up in the same house together? And do you have more siblings?
Max temp for today is only 38°c!
I like that. Makes sense. I'd like to influence mine into hugs
Claiming this thing as my waifu
>niggers tongue my anus
Yee, on lunch break now. Ill get in at 4pm then will work til 9.
Apparently next week were getting another heat wave and max temps might go up to 50.
We waz kangz and sheit.
Not really, no
Sounds a little uncomfortable. But not unbearable
Claiming Bill Cosby in his "drug you, rape you, get off on all charges" form
Alright what about your parents? Are you close to them?
Well on one hand she was really kind but there's a big black dong on the other
Bill Cosby drugged and raped over 75 women and had his trial dismissed because of nigger incompetence.
He looks like that guy from Tokyo Ghoul
Do you have a best friend, then?
It makes things at the shop weird because people avoid going in there while its too hot.
Its basically deserted from midday to 7pm and theres endless amounts of ppl in q in the rest of the time were open.
It's all yours.
Well, I'm very conflicted how i Feel about getting blacked by my waifu but she makes boxed lunches and goes on dates when she's not raeping you so I think that's okay.
if rate anon was here that'd be a solid 9/10, I'd think
Save it its all yours.
Nope, with a strap-on. Thank god it wasn't that kind of game.
>He looks like that guy from Tokyo Ghoul
Yeah but that guy didn't drug and rape anyone (as far as I know) but he had that suitcase with the ghoul thing in it so he could just use that to rape you I guess it's pretty strong
Fuck. It'd be better if she was. I'd want a waifu that can bust a load in me but I'm still able to smash dat pussy. And I'd like her to have a penis with the balls plus the vagina.
Damn he's my favorite character in the whole series. I hate when good characters die off.
>juzo was betta
fuck outta here
Hey kid if you make story with a character like him make sure you don't kill him off.
That bastard. After he rated some SAO a 9/10 I at least felt better knowing I no longer have to try anymore. However I appreciate your rating. Yui is always a solid 7.5 and definitely higher. >>736503629
Nice stripes. So sweet
Do you hangout with friends? And if so, how often do you do it?
Lets say we were buddies irl would you prefer if we hung out inside your home?
What do you mean? And who are you?
So you wouldn't hang out with me indoors or outdoors? Do you prefer to be alone?
he usually gives yui a 6, which he says is good, but I cant get that through my head.
I've never seen any idolmaster anime, but a lot of the girls seem like solid 7s, if not higher
Do you feel lonely when you are alone?
And you have to answer all questionssss
If you didn't have this place would you feel lonely then?
So you already feel loneliness inside yourself now?
How do you feel right now?
Yea a 6....no, not at all close. 6-7 for me. Same. I guess that just have to do with how we refuse to accept that anything under an 8 is a insult to our waifu. This was a 6....idk what's the matter with him.
Bored talking to me, huh.
What would you like to talk about, hun?
apparently it has to do with resolution and cuteness, and he doesn't like watermarks or lewds
even so, some things I post that fit all of those criteria are rated poorly, pic related (3)
I know you like talking about games, but I don't know enough to actually carry out a conversation...
Anyway you should try making some friends and going out more often. You're young and you're in your early 20's. You should be outside slamming every girl in your sight.
Oh then you're going to have to go full God Yuno mode
The only thing I can see is the nose is a dot. Completely ruins the photo obviously a THREE.....*shakes head*
Tell me about the person you love, and where does she live?
What do you want to more than anything in the world?
Would you actually converse with her if she was real?
And another anon is on his way to boink her, huh. . .
Does she know you like her?
everyone has different tastes, I guess. nothing really matters to your waifu except what you think of her, though.
You can still love a real person if you choose to. Do you want to love a real person?
You should make sure she understands your feelings... just try not to make yourself look like cringly little thing.
Does this other anon love her too?
How do you plan in finding such a person?
Awh shit a triangle, this isn't going to end well for you.
You can find such a person if you open your heart
I'm pretty you can if you choose to.
He has feelings to fuck you.
Do you want to fuck him?
Why do you choose not to?
Love is not real.
Can you teach me to fall in love? I mean I have feelings for Duke but he won't give me a chance so I have to move on.
then what kinda love to you have for people?
No reason is good enough if it gets in the way of your own happiness.
Jack anon is better at this than I am, he can change how you feel about yourself.
That guy who has been fighting with Alice2 since 2006. I believe he is one of the most passionate people I've ever met. I can't relate to people emotionally but he can because he has a lot of experience.
That's silly and what about yourself?
there aren't any bad people, just people who make bad decisions. I'm not going to hold their past decisions against them, and I'll try to support them feel confident about making better decisions in the future.
I love myself too yes <3
He's a bit silly, but he very, very smart about most things when he's serious. Would you like to talk to him about your "reasons"?
Do you prioritize yourself over others?
Heh, Jack is someone I believe can help you with your problems. I mean he may curse a lot and stuff but he can understand how you feel on any level. Almost like an empath.
His abilities to understand others. It really caught my attention any times.
Well you should! You're on the path to suicide if you consistently put other before yourself.
That is really unfortunate. Would you like to talk about them with me in private?
I'm shit at the moment.
Aren't you worn out from loving so many people?
You shouldn't keep it bottled up like that. You should find at least one person to open up to.
Which Kurumi is that? There are a million of them now.
she is a good
Work is getting a bit out of control...
So today I'm letting my body heal a bit.
And that's very lewd lol
Tell me who you are first because they way you're talking makes it seem as if you only have one negative view of Jack.
Alright I understand. Well if you ever need to open up or vent I'll be right here.
The reason I'm so successful at my job is because I'm reckless and suicidal!
>as if you only have one negative view of Jack.
First of all, that doesn't make any sense. Second, no. Nothing I've said suggests I have a negative view towards anyone. Now do you have any examples?
I do but I would like to keep those private since they involve me.
i hate kids so much
you should throw that baby into the ship's boiler and fry it
There's nothing to know about me, really. I like cake and long walks.
And I only shared those with Jack. Good bye anonymous!
Bye Duke, I have buy some milk now.
Yeah he's going to boink her if you don't stop him.
MY WAIFU IS GOD
Did you start your voyage yet
I'm still looking for This is Exile, A New Era of Corruption and The Somatic Defilement. I might have to try and special order them at the record store
>go to local grocery store a block away
>pick up a half gallon of milk for me and my baby
>walk to the express line "ten items or less"
>an african american who probably can't read or count has one and a half shopping carts with her
>wait the full 10 ten minutes for her to be done
>walk behind drop of high school girls in my way
>probably some of them were boys, but i can't tell because of their scene/emo haircuts
>one looks at me and screams in fear because I dress up like a criminal whenever I go outside
>her group screams immediately after her because she startled them
>one kid says "oh i was about to deck him, i was about to deck him, oh mah god, i was going to deck him, yo"
>try to keep my cool and keep walking
>he says it again "i was about to knock that nigga out"
>i turn around and get in his face
>a few girls get startled by my voice and jump
>everyone around us stops and stares
>kid is a 3 of my size and probably couldn't hurt me at all
>his eyes open wide and he stays quiet
I hate kids so much...
yeah... are you feeling any better? i'm sorry about asking so many uncomfortable questions
>mfw i want to make you feel good but i don't know how
Then I think its time for you to move on, that person isn't worth your affection
I claim all waifus
I will respect none of them, rape all of them and keep them from making any animes
>my waifu's face when
Who is the person you're talking about?
not even you?
i bet i could make you happy
all you have to do is close your eyes and pretend I'm Alice.
You're going to have to take charge and demand she doesn't whore out her body to someone who doesn't even have feelings for her
fucking neighbor is smoking
i wish he fucking die of cancer already
Spin turn kicks, turning in driving, turning everything
Some promises are hard to keep so make sure you dick her and don't keep her waiting.
When I was 13 I didn't do any of that shit. I'm jealous.
I don't even...
c-can I still coexist with the other yui?
I-i see you have been unbanned, that's good :)
Holy shit that's cute as fuck!
dude hell yeah you can, idk if you remember when that sawako-poster said that i was shit talking the other yui's, but what he failed to say until after the next post was that i made it clear that every single thing i said was a joke and that i actually liked having you around.
TL;DR: get the fuck in here fam :)
o-oh I was going to ask you about that. I understand it if you were talking shit non-jokingly too.
I see that you have been lurking, and getting pretty popular around here.
ye mate, i was banned from posting, not lurking!
anyway, i'd never maliciously talk about someone with such good taste. you're a cool dude and you ought to stay here and talk with everyone :)