I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin and arguably the ugliest

Pic for proof.

Will you post a pic of yourself for our amusement?

>>736480645
I wanna see too.

>>736480568
nobody cares dumbfuck. Fucking 26 year old virgin piece of shit watching childrens cartoons. You should be ashamed
the world would be better if you didn't even existed, you are an inspiration to no one. you will die alone with that arrogant stubbornness. like, wtf are you doing here? a swearing 8 year old just clicked on a 4chan just to post pity shit to make yourself feel better. I know you are just gonna reply to me with "you are a dumb-ass" or something and just insult me instead of answering one of my question just because you are cornered on an argument. go back to spinning fidget spinners you autistic fuck. YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE, I cant believe you parents suffered several years for you. I can name 7 Billion people who are better then you, just go die you fucking moron. and calling me out just because you were wrong is so moronic. like I said YOU ARE A COMPLETE WASTE OF LIFE. go to fucking hell bitch, go back to sucking your moms tits you complete idiot, you are worse then cancer, I am not insulting you just to insult you but LITERALLY you are worse then cancer, if people had a button that would choose to get rid of ebola or you, everyone in the world would choose to let you die. yeah, go make a sentence about how long this and avoid everything else since thats the best you could do you illiterate fuck. GO KYS PLEASE

>>736480709
fucking attention whore

If get dubs, post your microdick too

>>736480645
bumping for pic of mr shitface

>>736480680
soon
>>736480712
>implying i don't already know all that
>implying i won't do that

do you like video games

>>736480568
Diet, lift. You have a rough path, but can only go up.

Or cry, idgaf.

I am now a wizard so I have you beat. I am also ugly but if I had money I could clean up to a salvageable 5/10. Too mentally ill and cowardly to face society though so here I rot.

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>>736480712
holy shit

How fat are you? Do you live at home? Do you have a job?

>>736480645
>>736480652
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>>736480736
i'm sorry, i will, just a second okay?

>>736480848
Also post pic for proof.

>>736480568

Nah I'm uglier than you are.

>>736480770
Rerollin

>>736480898
roll for face

>>736480770
i do have a microdick, i don't feel like posting it and my face in the same thread but it doesn't matter does it
>>736480833
some of them
>>736480841
wouldn't be enough
>>736480848
you've probably hugged or kissed a girl

>>736480898
if you don't timestamp i will rape your mother in her sleep

>>736480868
300 lbs, yes, yes
>>736480964
i assure you, you aren't
>>736481037
no need to roll, i'll post it

>>736481091

Hugs and kisses are like singular drops of water in a desert. You aren't mentally ill, just ugly and dumb. Go make money, get pussy, then give me some of that money.

>>736481243
i'm like a year out from a doctorate degree bud, i'm not dumb.

waiting to see op's face

We r waitinf op

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>>736481374

Apparently you are because you're conflating intellect and education. Beyond that, you're here complaining when you can and seemingly will be making money which is the key to looking better and getting pussy.

And me? Well, pic related. You're just a troll or an embarrassment to true wizards such as I.

>>736480568
your face might be ugly but its probably better then mine, mine looks like the face of a damn serial killer and everywhere I go everyone stares at me thinking I'm gunna shoot up the place or some shit, I could use this to my advantage but I'm too lazy and don't give a fuck

>>736481374
>>736481566

Will either of you faggots post a pic? And timestamp too.

>>736481566
Your pic s bad and you should feel bad.

A pathetic wizard like yourself should know how to use bigger pictures. Then again, you're used to disappointing people when it comes to size...

>>736481633

I'm not ugly enough at a glance to warrant a picture but my teeth are an embarrassment I wouldn't even flash to God let alone another human.

>>736481665

Fucking told.

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>>736481665
>>736481383
>>736481492

OP here

Heres a pic :(

>>736481747
You're not even that bad bro
Lift and grow out your hair a little bit
You'll easily get some ass

>>736481747
>hurr durr i'm fucking ugly
>posts pic seemingly normal male
nigga.

What's your problem getting girls?

>>736481747
I look kinda similar.
At least you aren't balding.

>>736481747
You just have self esteem issues

>>736481851

He looks like a vampire with down syndrome but he should still be able to get women if he works out.

>>736481897
This

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>>736481747
Cheer up man, you're not even that bad! I know some pretty ugly guys and they still get it on, so be optimistic!

>>736481944
Checked. I have seen uglier people with gf's. Fuck even I have a gf and I'm not that good looking.

>>736481747
Oh God. It's like gravity just wrecked your shit.

But really it's not that bad. Even if you were super ugly, there's a butt for every seat. Just keep trying bro. It will only not happen if you give up.

>>736481814
This. I think you'd look swell with a bigger, bushier beard

>>736481747
Is the right side(left in photo) of your face bigger than the left side? or is it just the camera angle?

>>736481851

I'm uglier than OP and I've slept with dozens of women.

Truth is no women wants to be with a man more beautiful than she is.

>>736482011

Yeah, the other day I even saw a big fat fuck, bald and stupid looking but he was with a solid 7/10. It takes bad hygiene, extreme ugliness, etc to be unacceptable. OP is passable.

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>>736481747
Timestamp faggot

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OP here

here's your timestamp

>>736482467
Who is OP then.
Also you fuck post a full face pic none of that gay shit

>>736482467
Get full face.
To be fair, from that angle, you look like you could be pretty attractive if you lost weight and groom yourself everyday. Fuckin EZ.

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>>736482718
i'm pretty fucking ugly

>>736480568
fuck off to r9k, your sad male mentality is spreading across this bored and turning lost males into trannies.

Honestly you look really good. Get of from the internet, stop masturbating ( to raise testosterone ), do some sport and you are good to go. At least if your character is all right.

>>736483221
which one are you talking to

>>736482833
You look average fag.

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.>>736482833

YOUPOST THIS WHINE THREADS WVERY DAY FUCK OFF

>>736482833
Nah you're good. Don't unnecessarily put yourself down

How do you like your steak cooked?

I don't know what to tell you because we're pretty much the same person.

Good luck.

>>736483393
>>736483434
i can't figure out why i can't have a gf then
>>736483404
lol i liked your story
>>736483506
from medium rare to medium well is all good

>>736481747
wear fresh clothes and develop charisma. Pussy will fall at your feet. You aren't even that bad tbh.

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While we're here, what the fuck can a pathetic person do to get money to fix their teeth if they're too ashamed to enter society? Minus robbing banks.

>>736483641
that's not op

>>736483635
Personality is hugeeeeeee. As much as 4chan rightfully hates reddit, check out r/seduction

>>736482839
Chads should unironcally kill themselves

OP just lose weight, become healthy
Be more social
Make sure hygiene is on point
Get /fit/
Get /fa/
Go /out/
Stop being a pissy girl
:)

These threads are all the same. Average looking faggots all complaining that they're ugly and can't get any pussy. You're all fucking average. Maybe if your self esteems weren't so fucking low you'd actually get a hug from someone who isn't your own mom, male or female.

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>>736483697
OP here again

yeah that's a valid question

>>736484244

Self-esteem doesn't mean shit when chicks are disgusted by you, or neutral toward you at best.

>>736481747

try smiling more and being confident, you could be a lot worse

Get yourself a nice escort from back pages, lets her know what the deal is and tell her you want to fuck her on a regular basis. You will gradually regain confidence, and if you stop watching porn you will actually get to life.

>>736484254

>>736483993

>>736484449
No, self esteem is crucial. Who would you rather spend time with? Someone who whines and cries all the time about how hopeless and ugly they are, or someone who doesn't dwell on it and gets shit done? Listening to someone bitch about the former gets annoying very quickly. Don't think too much about it, focus on doing things and people will want to talk to you.

Yes, being ugly can make you hard to approach. But if you're confident, people care less about what you look like and are more about what you have to say.

>>736484851

What you're saying is only true to the average person, even ugly people. Teeth are a whole different ball game. You can be bald or have a big nose or whatever, but when the teeth go bad, you are hopeless.

You gonna pretend you'd be with a chick with a dumpster for a mouth? I wouldn't even want a woman to accept this shit if she somehow did.

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>>736482833
At least you got a nice telecaster.

>>736484975
Yeah that's true, I'll give you that. Not sure how British people manage to have the nastiest teeth but women still are willing to spread their legs at even the slightest hint of a British accent.

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This is what I really look like
>>736481851
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>>736485380
yeah someone explain this to me

If you aren't morbid obese you got a try.

Go to a country where your ugliness is considered exotic.

>>736485693
Satan Satan will be done

Satan Satan sing along

>>736481747
Jesus fucking christ, dude. Stop attention whoring.You don't look that bad, which means your reasons for being forever alone and a virgin are because you have a shit personality and can't into social relationships.

Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or something. Build your character up by doing things that people who you think society loves does.

>>736487489
that's not even op

>>736480568
If you stop being a fat fuck then maybe you could pay for an escort without her barfing inside her mouth (:

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>>736485380

Women don't make sense sometimes, I don't know lol.

>>736480898
deliver (!!!)

how would you feel if you were attractive on the outside but you still felt the way you did? and if swans can be gay then are rainbows real?

>>736482833
Looks like a virgin to me.
> grow a beard or shave. either one of those
> decide whether you want eyebrows
> that hair: go short
> decide one of those: shame or KYS wwyd?

>>736482833
You are not that ugly, take steps to improve your life and you will eventually succed!

>>736488665
>that

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