CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Chef Dan Edition RULES: >first

Hit Mamadou's head with a pan and win by KO

Dan microwaves some hot pockets

>>736471354
a black man breaks in and mugs dan again whilst doing so he shows his superior manhood in comparison to dan's inferior sandworm, all the white women go crazy over the black man and he fucks them all infront of dan

>>736471519
Re

Dan begins by boiling noodles in his pot

Dan finds a dildo in the freezer and licks it....his tongue gets stuck to the tip of the dildo.

He freaks and starts running around the kitchen with the big fake dick flopping everywhere while he's screaming.

>>736471674
Roll

>>736471957
This

Rape the chef on a bed made of spaghetti

>>736471885
Rollaroo

>>736471957

Bump...same

Dan cooks his own clothes

>>736471705
rawl

>>736472033
WinRAR!!!

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>>736472033
Dan checks the freeizer to see what ingredients he has to work with. At the verry back something purple catches his eye. Dan takes it out and tastes it to see if it is grape flavored. Turns out it was just a vibrating dildo. Dan tries to take it off his tongue but now it's stuck! Dan looses his cool and runs in circles. Mamadou has already picked his ingredients and is chopping them now. Your falling behind dan!

>>736471674
Roll

>>736471674
Roll again

Dan orders a pinapple pizza

>>736473292
Roll for pizza

>>736472053
K

>>736472053
Roll

Dan decides to cook a lobster, but when he tries to put it in his pot, the lobster grabs his dick

>>736473682
Roll

>>736473682
Roll again

>>736473682
Roll again for dubs

Dan pisses in his own mouth to get the dildo out

>>736473682
Rolls singles

>>736473815
Hey that just might work! Do that

>>736473815
Roll

Dan orders Chinese food.

Dan rapes the chef

>>736474035
Roll

>>736473815
This

>>736474035
Reroll one last time.

>>736474188
Winrar.

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>>736474188
Dan can't cook for shit, so he plans to cheat. He orders Chinese takeout and plans to serve it to the judge, it will take some time to get here, so in the meantime Dan need to keep looking busy.

>>736474602
Dan gets a fork ties it to his dick then sticks it in an outlet.

>>736474715
Do it

>>736474715
Roll

>>736474602
Dan sabotages the other chef by pissing in his bowl while he isn't looking

>>736474863
Reroll

>>736474715
roll

>>736474715
This

>>736474863
Roll

>>736474863
Rereroll

>>736474863
This one

Dan uses the spicy meatbal on other chef

>>736474602
Dan poops his pants on purpose then scoops sone in his hand and drops it in chef mamadous pot when he's not looking

>>736475035
Roll

>>736475035
Rollin for this, better than my piss idea, lul

>>736475035
Indeed. Roll for this insetad of pee

>>736474602
Dan stabs mamdou

>>736475035
This but chef catches him and dam must stab

Dan realizes that the chinese food may not arrive on time so he bludgeons mamdou with the dildo and steals his food.

>>736475035
Roll

>>736475263
reroll

>>7364750354
Gosh darn it , roll

>>736475035
Sabotage will ensure that Dan wins

>>736475035
This but he has to whisper "poo poo catchoo, smelly joo"

Dan decides to get the dildo off by dipping it into the boiling pot that Chef Mamadou is cooking with which both frees him and contaminates the other chefs dish!

>>736474715
We'll electrocute Dan now thank you

>>736475405
This

Due to the dildo obstructing his breathing Dan becomes confused. He starts beating his meat

Dan runs his tongue under warm water and frees the dildo, he then puts it in chef Mamadou's dish

>>736475466
Finally WINRAR

>>736474715
roll

>>736475405
Reroll

>>736475466
Winrar

>>736475466
>>736475511
Winrar

Dan magically takes the cat from his thought bubble and tosses it into Mamadou's pot. Whether this contaminates the food or makes it better is up to OP.

Dan gets aids and gives it to mamadou

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>>736475466
Dan beleives that if he electrocutes himself, his body will heat up and the dildo will fall off of his tongue. He straps a fork to his shlong and sticks it in an outlet. This goes terribly wrong and fails to dislodge the dildo from dan's mouth. Dan can be such a retard at times.

>>736475913
a poorly drawn glaceon freezes mamadou whilst saying: "anon the fag has summoned me."

Dan goes off set and clips his toenails, putting the clippings in Mamadou's pot

>>736475486
Roll

>>736475913
Dan boils a pot of water and dumps on the French Chef.

>>736476090
rollarino

>>736476082
Rolling

Dan jacks off into mamadou's pot while he is not looking

>>736475913
Dan ties down chef Mamadou and uses the dildo to fuck him

>>736475913
Dan has the dildo magically removed and it goes and fucks mamadou's food, contaminating it.

>>736475913
Dan cuts his tongue off with a knife and sticks the dildo up mamadous crusty ass. He removes the rest of his tongue from the dildo first and tris to reattach it to his face.

>>736473682
Reroll

>>736476197
roll

>>736476197
Roll

>>736476203
roll for this

Dan decides that in order for him to get it off successfully, he must shove the dildo up the judges ass to warm it up

Dan uses the heated stove to melt the dildo off his tongue, and places the hot plastic and metal in Mamadou's dish

>>736473682
This

>>736476090
roll :)

>>736475913
Dan puts on a chef disguise and poisons mamadau's food

>>736476478
Lets do this

>>736476203
rolling.

Dan awakens to his powers as a human battery and starts cooking a potato with his hands

>>736476290
This

>>736476478
Reroll

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>>736476478
do it.

>>736473682
Rerolling

Dan calls in a bomb threat

>>736476478
kek. rolling.

>>736476314
Reroll

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>>736476478
I demand this happens.

>>736475913
Dan sneaks over and poison's Mamadou's food with cyanide without his knowing.

>>736476290
Rolling for this

Dan dresses as a french girl and tries to seduce, mamadue, and the judge into spit roasting him.

Dan cooks a jew in his oven

Dan gets bored and starts huffing gasoline

>>736476649
Roll

>>736476763
roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

Dan decides the judge is lonely on the back and gives him a hug

>>736476799
Winrar

>>736476799
KEK

>>736476290
If even dubs, this


>>736476478
Of odd dubs, this

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>>736476799
Dan rips off his clothes all at once revealing himself to be wearing black lingerie and makeup. He proceeds to attempt to win the competition by seducing the judge and Mamadeu with a fake french accent. I wonder what those two are thinking right now?

Dan puts a down payment on a tesla model x

>>736477288
ffs

>>736477281
They think traps are gay and decide to lynch dan with help from the audience

>>736477288
lol wut

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>>736477288
Dan calls his wife Danielle and tells her to make that down payment on the tesla model x they were eying cause after he wins this cooking competition and the prize money they will be able to afford it

>>736477281
Mamadous family was killed by a drunk driver in a tesla Model x.. mamadou erupts into a murderous rage

Enraged the mamadou rips off his uniform revealing he had been wearing weights this whole time. He drops them to the ground giving him increased speed, and proceeds to cook at 1000 times his regular speed. The judge faps in a corner.

>>736477584
A random audience member comes and puts anthrax in Mamadou's food before being taken off stage by guards.

>>736477636
Lol this

>>736477657
Rerolling

>>736477657
this

>>736477636
Roll

>>736477657
Please this

>>736477672
roll

>>736477636
Roll

Mamadeu cannot resist the sexy french accent and clothing that dan is flaunting for the judge and demands dan fack fuck him using the dildo stuck to his tounge

>>736477777
HOLY SHIT

Dan whips out an 8 ball of coke and starts chugging wine

Mamadou finally notices that Dan has his dildo on his tongue and trys to take it back

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>>736477777
QUINTS GET

>>736477777
Holy fuk

>>736477777
HOLY SHIT
>CHEKKKKED

>>736477777
nice

>>736477777
Fucking Quints

>>736477777
gay

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>>736477777
CHECKED

>>736477777
wow

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>>736477777

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>>736477777
Some four-eyed weirdo creeps up on stage and sprinkles anthrax in Mamadou's food. Guards remove him from the stage, but it seems no one noticed him poison the food cause everyone is destracted by dan right now.

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>>736477777
checked

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>>736477777

>>736478274

This has actually made my night thank you so much anon

>>736478274
Mamadou tastes the food he's preparing to see if everything is well causing him to become poisoned and have explosive diarrhea

>>736478384
roll

>>736478338
No problem ;)

Mamadou, still infatuated with Dan, spills his dish on the counter, ruining it and stalling his progress

>>736477657
rerolll

dan starts fucking the chef's ass with the dildo on his tongue

>>736478500
Winrar

>>736478274
The https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2CedrBEjbg (Chinese) food arrives just as the cook off ends and Dan prepares to serve it to the judge after Mamadou's dish.

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>>736478500
Mamadeu is entranced by Dan's efforts to seduce him. He tries to snap out of it and get back to cooking, but he fumbles his pot and spills everything to the floor. Looks like whatever you're doing is working Dan; keep at it!

Mamadou looks like he's into being humiliated

>>736478836
Dans Chinese food arrives just in time for judging, and all Chef Mamadou is able to cook up in time is Top Ramen with hot sauce in it

>>736478836
Dan suggests that mamadou drop his pants, spread his cheeks, and make his butthole sing the Alma mater of Isis.

>>736478945
Roll

>>736478945
this but it is chicken ramen (not the beef master race)

>>736478836

Obama walks in the room as a surprise judge.

>>736478988
winrar

>>736479045

The judge has a stroke

>>736478836
The camera shows shots of the crowd and spots Jerry Seinfeld cheering Dan

>>736478988
>>736478945
Winrar

>>736478988
Winrar

Mamadou notices the dildo in dans mouth is probably his dildo and takes it back

>>736471354
I missed these threads so much. OP you're the best. Dan does backflip if get cus I just saw thread and don't know what's goin on

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>>736478945
Dan's chinese food arives just in time for the judging to begin. Mamadou had to start from scratch cause his dish was ruined, he manages to make top ramen with hot sauce at the last minute. The judge tastes both dishes--Chinese takeout beats top ramem any day! Dan wins and is awarded his trophy, mamadou falls on his knees and lowers his head in shame. How will Dan celebrate this victory?
>this will be the last turn before it ends. Choose what you want dan to do next carefully

>>736479688
start sucking the judges dick to thank him

>>736479688
Dan anally rapes Mamedou to death with the trophy while the judge faps to it enthusiastically

>>736479688
Dan runs over and kicks Mamadou in the nuts before yelling "Suck is faggot!"

>>736479786
Roll

>>736479688

Mamadou pulls out a gun and says "IT'S NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS BITCHES"

The plot thickens...

>>736479352
Thanks for the support, sorry you keep missing them. But i am starting to post the thread numbers of all Dan's adventures so people can look them up in the /b/ archive if they want. See the original post for details

>>736479815

Roll

>>736479796
Reroll

>>736479688
Dan jacks off onto Mamadou and force feeds him the poisoned food. The judge has a seizure and fucking dies.

>>736479688

Kramer bursts the door down

>>736479859
Rolling for this

>>736479688
Dan gets blacked.

>>736479767

>>736479688
Dan + all of the judges gather around the sulking chef and bukkake him

Dan fucks his trophy and Mamedou commits sudoku

>>736479879

And calls everyone the N word

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>>736479859

>>736479891
Roll

>>736479879
>>736479900
WINRAR

>>736479900
>>736479879

Winrar

>>736479886
T Rex kills the treacherous chink and wins the day

>>736479900
Shitty ending winrar:/

>>736480023
>>736479859
trips and overwrite the ending for this masterpiece.

Trips and the judge turns out to be the troll in disguise, him and Dan both rape Mamedou

>>736479688
If trips: Chef Mamadou kills everyone and sucks his own wiener

>>736479900

> And calls everyone the N word

Just say nigger you nigger

>>736480251

Oh well FUCK ME FOR BEING CONSIDERATE RIGHT?!

OP will you do another thread?

>>736480343
Yes. Underage b&

>>736480251
nigga pls

he eats the food and gets fat

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>>736479900
The judge asks dan for the cameras "How does it feel to have defeated world renoun french master chef Mamadou, Dan?" Dan spits in the judges face, then spits in Mamadou's face and walks off stage. Before exeti he says one final thing "NIGGERS! YOU'RE ALL NIGGERS!" Then he takes his trophy and prize money and drives home in his new tesla model x
>the end. Thanks all who participated

>>736480102
This. GET

>>736480503
Beautiful OP.

>>736480503

That's not Kramer you faggot

>>736480365
Not tonight. Another time maybe

>>736480343

Summer truly is here

Reeeeeeeeeee

>>736480503
Wait but OP, what ever happened to the dildo?

>>736480981
I realized that too late before posting. Simply forgot to draw it in the next scenes.

>>736480981
Dan probaly paid the Chinese food with the dildo

>>736480588
Oh shit read the post more carefully, oh well not gonna change it at this point, so sorry