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bros my girlfriend just made me watch a 10 minute cat compilation.

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bros my girlfriend just made me watch a 10 minute cat compilation.
I need to feel manly again
Post your manliest metal songs you have
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>>736445025
Disciple - slayer
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...n..not manly Enough
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>>736445025
The Metal - Tenacious D
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>>736445025
Not manly enough, but its a start:
This is a Rebel Song - No use For A Name
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>>736445025
not metal but still awsome
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>>736445025
Right now I'm listening to Her Name In Blood.
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>>736445700
nice almost there
but still not manly enough
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>>736445025
Pig destroyer-deflower
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>>736445025
how exactly did she 'make' you?
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>>736445025
Not "metal" but,
Man Is The Bastard-Gourmet Pez
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>>736446198
she was watching it on me on the sofa and i was too much of a lardass to move
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Fauxhammer - black tongue
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the sackcloth saint of the cornfield
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>>736446140
Leviathan might be what you're looking for.
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>>736446513
>>736446353
>>736446278
>>736446158
>>736445502
>>736445110
none of these songs gave me a RAGE BONNER
need something truly manly
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>>736446732
oooo i like this one
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>>736446331
so you decided to watch it, yet blame someone else.

you let it somehow lower how you see yourself?

and then you have the audacity to seek the help of strangers online to somehow fix this mess for you? a mess you made with your own thoughts? I feel sorry for you, and those you will ever be close to. you will live forever in inner turmoil, and I will see you in hell.
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>>736447045
forgot pic
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>>736447045
too deep bro
just a dude who wants some nice songs
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>>736445025

Nothing can beat this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efpHs41Zrm4
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>>736447253
OK. Gloomy Sunday by Billie Holiday.
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>>736447274
holy shit dude you were not kidding
but the rageboner hasnt decided yet
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>>736445025
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Give this one a go. Man made boss tunes and died like a beast on a drug od in bed next to his pornstar gf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNohq2JJMQY
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grailknights first album is manly as fuck.
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Disarmonia Mundi is manly.
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>>736445025
Impaled northern moonforest - Impaled Northern Moonforest
https://youtu.be/COGLR7RM0Ys
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>>736445025
Hatebeak - The Number Of The Beak
https://youtu.be/PYeximOhaUk
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>>736447601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFNbQ5UWWM
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>>736445025
https://youtu.be/JLo02AquUCs
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Ayahuasca - Meshugga
The Litanies of Satan - Diamanda Galas
Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
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Lmao all this pussy shit. Dagoba - Face the Collosus
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>>736447932
kek
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Manowar: Sexslave
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ok guys OP here
what im looking for as manly ...
imagine this
you are a centaur have a sword of fire mede of bacon you cut a bald eagle in half while fist fucking a Panzerkampfwagen IV nazi tank
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Drink a shot or two of vodka, then listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
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>>736448275
spam
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>>736448275
cant find it
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>>736448227
cant find this one
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>>736448363
What do you mean can't find it? It's right there.
>>736448349
Fuck you.
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>>736448229
Ok I gotcha
https://youtu.be/UvGTJX9aqLk
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>>736445025
Panzerkampf - Sabaton
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>>736448229
Summoning
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>>736448488
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0tjKJwHE4
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>>736448229
I have an unironic answer for you. Listen to the whole thing.
https://youtu.be/gOWTJgRMTDo
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>>736448454
My bad I misspelled it !
It's Pleasure Slave

https://youtu.be/Sa0tjKJwHE4
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>>736448229
https://youtu.be/1qN72LEQnaU
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>>736448702
best one by far
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>>736448229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FiF6HRaT8A
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>>736445025
got you all beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F20IeFnG8w&t=159s
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>>736448584
YESSSSSSS BROTHER
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>>736449203
>Implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRU-VU87HI
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>>736445025
Other genres?
>Dimmu borgir - sacrilegious scorn
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>>736447642
>>736447796
>>736447864
>>736447932
>>736447972
>>736448262
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>>736448229
https://youtu.be/1rmo3fKeveo
Greatest leader marched to this.
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just let the thread end i gotta sleep
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>>736448229
>you are a centaur have a sword of fire mede of bacon you cut a bald eagle in half while fist fucking a Panzerkampfwagen IV nazi tank
I always play as the Bard so...
https://youtu.be/m3SjCzA71eM
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this is da best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50f9srwiejU
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>>736449647
no this is
https://youtu.be/L2-9X8i-OfM
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>A language spoken with spit from different tongues
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>>736449833
you bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdKI1wj-JpI
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>>736448229
unironically this
https://youtu.be/-R7qqsT6-T8
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>>736449902
You replying to who?
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>>736448229
>>736449921
Rate my band OP-san
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>>736449833
you best be trippin boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RordBk3Ztk4
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>>736449962
>Quoted though
This is why there's greentext
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Destroyer Of The Universe-Amon Amarth
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>>736449962
>Lyrics
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just listen to the doom 2k16 soundtrack and watch some abuse porn
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>>736450118
>posting the meme sound effect version
Disgusting. https://youtu.be/8ZtGDSZie5I
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Anything Converge.. But for the sake of giving an example "Worms Will Feed/Rats Will Feast"
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>>736450103
nice song
on a manlyness scale
mixed feelings towards golden men/chuck norris
about 6/10 manlyness
8/10 overal
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>>736445025
whats wrong with cats?
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>>736445025
I don't even have to read the thread to know the answer.
https://youtu.be/BSsfjHCFosw
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>>736450307
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/HrFt8GgFN3k
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>>736445025
>manly
>metal

Pick one
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>>736450353
theyre cute and cuddly
that makes them super gay
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>>736445025
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>>736450360
Doom boner
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>>736448229
Easly the manliest thing I can think of. Watch all of it.
https://youtu.be/kw7IBJaN6rQ
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>>736450762
kek
Rate this one OP
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>>736450762
shit so manly i need another speedo
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Albatross.....corrosion of conformity.....always a classic!
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>>736450762
I think we have a winner.
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>>736445025
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>>736445025
I think I'm late but...
https://youtu.be/hyntWur6K6o
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Vulvectomy : Gangrenous testicular deformity
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>>736450762
we got a winner
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Raise your horns by among amarth
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>>736450762
>>736448229
OP RATE THIS ONE
THIS IS GOLD
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>>736450762
Too manly.
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>>736450762
This is too manly! OP died of testosterone overdose!
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>>736451287
5 gay muscular veiny speeeedello wearing dudes / chuck norris
give it a solid 10/ 10 on the manlyness scale

i do feel a need for speed
speedos i meant speedos
yes...
speedos
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>>736451587
Is it the winner tho?
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>>736445025
https://youtu.be/5eveNk3o1ME
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>>736451661
FUCK YES IT IS
now all of you go to spleep and have a nice tuesday
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>>736445025
https://youtu.be/t8EMx7Y16Vo
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>>736451865
>>736451832
Shit too late. Good night.
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