Femanon here. Apparently, I'm not very good at sex. Both

bullshit

>>736437843
>no timestamp

fix that and we'll discuss

Timestamp?

>>736437843
Timestamp

>>736437843
Timestamp

Well you really gotta put effort into bj's. Can't tell you how disappointing just lips are. Tongue and throat is where you gotta start.

>>736437843
>asking /b/ how to sex

Thisll be good

>>736438067
Oh I jumped the gun. Timestamp.

Timestamp

I want pussy on tap. I want a girlfriend who will encourage me use her body like a fleshlight.
I want universal, ever-present sexual consent.

Non of this, "only when I'm in the mood too" crap. Who cares if your not in the mood too. Let me use your pussy even when your not in the mood. OFFER IT to me. Daily.

"Hey baby, do you want some pussy?" I mean, how hard is it?

>>736437843
Don't be a dead fish. Use your hips.

Now show some ass.

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>>736438068

>>736437843
So, both never talked about sex with you and neither ever mentioned things they are unhappy about. Don't you have some losers willing to lend a shoulder when things don't go well with the retards you are dating?

>>736438156
Op here. Are you serious?
That goes against everything that I've been taught. Every article I've ever red in cosmo says that if you don't make your man earn it he'll take you for granted.

That's why I only let my boyfriends have sex with me once a week, even when I wanted it more. I was trying to make them respect me.

>>736437843
Learn how to ride dick, it's a pretty big deal when you're on top of him and doing none of the work. It's a twerking motion. Get comfortable on cock. Also bj's coupled with a good handjob for foreplay is excellent. Be noisy too. Say kinky shit ;3

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>>736438318

>>736438318
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>736438318
weak bait

>>736438318
There is a difference between cosmo and 4chan. Cosmo is run by women, b is full of men. also, do you do anal and or any weird shit?

>>736437843
Those are perfect tits (in case no one else noticed).

Please show more

>>736438318
>That's why I only let my boyfriends have sex with me once a week, even when I wanted it more. I was trying to make them respect me.

He's only allowed to have sex with you once a week when other girls will let him have sex with hem once a day. I think your problem isn't the sex, but you trying to control it.

Also, watch porn you fuckin' noob.

You just need to be trained. Apparently your exes didn't want to put in the effort or where equally crappy in bed.

>>736438318
1/10 for making me reply kek

>>736438318
if you're both horny as hell, then fuck lol. I don't really agree with the other dumbass forcing you to have sex even when you're not in the mood. That's retarded as fucking shit. If you don't want to do it then don't. If he doesn't want to do it then don't. Simple as that.

>>736438318
>cosmo
bait fully surfaced at last

>>736437843
It's not the sex that is the problem. You just have a shitty personality.

>>736438514
>There is a difference between cosmo and 4chan. Cosmo is run by women, b is full of men.
That's why I'm here. I figured that this would be the best place to get an uncensored male perspective.
also, do you do anal and or any weird shit?
ew, no.

While OP is probably a dude, this is good advice for any actual femanons lurking.


1. So you suck in bed. Like anything, this can be improved.

2. Practice. Get tinder, go to the club. Have a couple one night stands. Be safe about it obviously. Don't want STDs or death lol. Blowjobs are key! You can learn to give killer ones with practice. I got my girlfriend to give awesome head by making her do it once a day. She's submissive but I coached her into giving awesome ones. Key - lots of saliva, take it as far as it goes. Variate it too.

3. Be enthusiastic in bed. Nothing is worse than a starfish. That's why girls less attractive than you seem to be more desirable in bed. They don't presume their looks get them out of effort in bed.

4. Get wet. This one is odd. Basically if you don't get naturally wet, sex can get kinda dry and average. That's fine tho - use lots of lube. .

5. Be adventurous. Try everything at least once to see if you like it. Threesomes. Anal. Positions. Toys. Being tied up. Rape fantasy. You might hate it, but don't be a prude. Try it. So it sucked, big deal. Find what you like.

Finally point 6. Enjoy sex yourself. Like, make yourself cum, masturbate often, develop fetishes. Being into sex makes you better at it from enthusiasm alone.

You're not that skinny.

>I've heard rumors about them complaining about the quality of sex they had with me.

I heard that, too.
No one likes fucking a Dead Fish.

There's a very old saying that will always ring true. "Men want a lady in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom".

Get used to a revolving door of boyfriends, when they always leave after figuring out you're a crappy lover. Or, you'll be stuck with a cuck.

Now, time stamp or GTFO

>>736438156
This. For the love of God.

>>736438318
fuck that bullshit. having to earn something in a relationship sounds a lot like prostitution.

you either are there for each other's needs or you're just (mentally) (ab)using eachother.

>>736438608
Ignore this girl. She doesn't know what men want either.

>>736438318
>making him work for it

Found the reason they left you.

>>736438531
God DAMN I hate when women try to control & change men.

>>736438543
Training gets amazing results.

Everyone got different ticks. Find out what yah man wants and do it. This goes both ways.

>>736438646
>ew, no

Theres the problem right there, until you get rid of that attitude you will always be shitty in bed.

Sex is about spontinaity, going with what feels right. If youre gonna be a prissy bitch about it youre gonna be terrible at it.

You dont want to learn

>>736438318
>I only let my bf fuck me once a week
>why is he complaining?
lmao

>>736438318
Because if anyone knows how to please a man, it's the feminist bull dykes at Cosmo.

>>736438156
/thread

>>736438646
And there's your fucking problem.

>>736438663
this guy

>>736438646
kill yourself. you are a waste of space at this point.

>>736438908
Bingo

>>736437843
>Apparently, I'm not very good at sex.

that's because the fat slugs have a vagogo, while you have a penor (albeit a feminine one)

>>736439067
Probably grew up constantly having her ass kissed because she's so "pretty".

>>736439350
I stopped chasing skinny women decades ago. Fat chicks always fuck better. Plus, they know how to cook well, too.

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>>736439350
>feminine penis
Wat

1. don't take a shower for a week
2. let leg hair and arm pitts grow out
3. Go down on him, but only for 3 minutes at a time. Make sure to scrape his dick with your teeth.
4. Get some granny panties. Make sure to get menstrual blood on each pair.
5. When he puts his dick in you, so "ouch" and "ow" a lot.
6. Never make eye contact. It breaks the fourth wall which is very creepy
7. Hide any pleasure your feeling. Just lay there until he's done
8. After he's done, complain about how disgusting cum is.
9. Reject all additional attempts to have sex with you for at least 10 days, especially after you suck his dick for three minutes

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>>736439620

>>736439583
Tits or get the fuck out.

>>736438156
Why is this so fucking hard to find? Why do women have to be in the mood?

It isn't like they have to get their pussy hard for sex to happen? Can't access to their pussy just be a GIFT, like a reward for being faithful?

>>736438663
>Practice. Get tinder, go to the club. Have a couple one night stands.

oy vey shlomo!!
you're right!!
goyim females must be wrecked whores!!

sex bust be perceived as a National Championship performance!!

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>>736437843
TIMESTAMP

>>736437843
Tits and timestamp. Gee i wonder if i really am bad at sex still after dudes left me for fatties and told them i suck at sex hmm in dont know... They ditched you and said it you stupid fucking whore. Fact, your a fucking idiot, suck at listening and cant follow the rules.

>>736440689
But, Cosmo?!!
LoL

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/736278554/#q736278554

Not OPs tits. Stop giving attention to this probable hog.

>>736438395
This right here. Also, as the old saying goes: No matter how good they look, somebody somewhere is tired of their shit.

Dont assume that just because you look good, you dont still have to put in work.

>>736437843
Most guys might not like this because of a pride issue. But i want a girl who is the dom. Some guy like the submissive ones. Otherwise have diffrent fetishes. I think its important in a relationship to have a disscusion flow about that. Ive had sex with hot guys/girls but if you have nothing to talk about to eachother it can ruin a relationship too.

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>>736441148
"I proved a story was fake on a board dedicated to fiction"

>>736437843
>>736438156
Obvious bait, I saw different thread earlier today with the same picture and these two posts
SAGE THIS SHIT

>>736437843
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised