My work application just got denied again. Went home, >no

>>736426311
You should livestream it I know that much

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jump infront of anything speedy.

Train, truck, car.

Or just get enough elevation to make yourself speedy.

>>736426311
Giving up on life is the epitome of weakness.

>>736426414
that's possible

>>736426444
Can't stream it outside so that's out of the question.

>>736426311
Don't. Please get help. I tried to post a suicide hotline number here, but 4chan thinks it is spam. You should be able to google it.

Life can get better. I don't know you, but I want you to live.

Don't let it get you down OP. It just means that you've been rejected by society, that's all.

>>736426626
Kitchen knife on livestream

>>736426720
Appreciate the sentiment, but I think it's time to check out.

>>736426799
I'll look for one

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>>736426720
>I tried to post a suicide hotline number here, but 4chan thinks it is spam

Jesus Christ, 4chan I love you

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>>736426799
Found something. It might be a bit too dull though.

>>736426311
just drink some beer and listen to music, realize it's a shit day, let yourself feel it. wake up tomorrow and get back at it.

Toaster in the bath

>>736428006
>fill the tub with hot water
>take all the aspirin you can find
>get in tub
>use knife to cut arms from elbow to wrist

>>736428006
Go run a bath OP

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>>736428179
Oh boy

>>736428179
>>take all the aspirin you can find
and alcohol

>>736426311
Work isn't a big deal. I learned to stop caring. As long as the repo guy isn't outdoor and ringing your bell right this second just take a step back and relax. What's the worst that can happen? More wasted time? Lost potential? We're all wasting our time on this fucked up earth. You're no different. Nobody has any potential anyway. Not on this planet.

>>736428179
>>736428211
>>736428103

Bath is a good idea, less to clean up afterwards.

>>736426311
Please don't do it, i know i probably can't convince you to not do it, but please, don't.

Anyway, if you are 100% certain about it, don't cut your fucking wrists, it's painful AF, it's slow and you will probably regret it when it's too late.

Take it from me, you don't have to do this, i've been in the same position as you, if you try hard enough you can get over it. BUT if you wanna do it, again, DON'T CUT YOUR FUCKING WRISTS, do something less painful.

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Alright, water is running.

>>736429818
make sure it is hot
cold water will slow the bleeding

>>736429818
Bump

I don't think I'll leave a note. Do you guys think that my family will be alright with that?

>>736430042
if they care enough to pay attention to your life, then they will understand
if they haven't been paying attention to your life, fuck them

>>736428698
fuck off
>>736428319
you too

shit bags like you should be banned faggot

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well, start the show
>grabs popcorn

>>736430240
faget say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>736430042
yes because nobody cares about you truly anyways

youll kys theyll cry for 10mins and then move on with their life like you never existed anyways

>>736426505
Realizing life is pointless is the epitome of self actualization

>>736430042
They'll get it.

They've probably been quietly wondering what kind of future you have themselves.

>>736430042
all you need to do is kick a hole in your tv, thats all you have that people will want once youre dogmeat

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>>736429818
be water my friend

>>736430318
i fucking will

im like 6' tall and can bench like, 500 lbs you llittle bitch

meet me any time any place and ill kick your ass u little bitch

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>>736426311

>>736430200
>>736430323
>>736430369
Probably right
>>736430260
Where would you like me to stream this?

>>736426311
Lol my applications get rejected all the time as well. Mostly because I got no one to put down as references and don't got friends to ask to pretend to be my ex supervisors

>>736430596
So whatchya waitin' for faggot, you go raid mom's knife drawer too

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>>736426311
>>736426444
>>736426799
>>736429966
>>736430200

>>736430572
periscope, skype, anything ill watch your suicide m8 somebody will remember the OP that wasnt a fag

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>>736430705
we gonna see your moment.

>>736430705
Glad that someone will. I'll try to figure out periscope, other than that I think I've got everything I need.

>>736430690
Fuck that. kys over not finding work is the stupidest thing ever lmao

>>736430913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hZDGWe-OeU

>>736430530
lol u think that scares me u fuker? Im over 500 hours trained sniper and gorilla warfare

OP can you speed your death up a little I have places to be kthx

>>736431000
trips the truth

OP whatever you choose to do, killing yourself or not. I wish you good luck and that you'll be happy with your decision.

>>736431193
seconded

my pizza delivery guy should be here in the next 10minutes and i want to watch this new guardians of the galaxy movie online

>>736426311
duh fagit apply to another job. Get creative, talk to a motherfucker and see if they know any weird jobs around that aren't thankshaveagoodnight.png

>>736430876
Phone too old to run periscope. Got any other ideas?

>>736430369
This hit me right in the feels

>>736431510
fucking bs whatever OP

i knew you were just another attn seeking faggot

DAMN

fuckin' OP

>>736431510
twitch?

>>736431767
>iphone 3

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>>736426720
>spam

>>736431787
If i do that I'll have to go in this room, and not in the tub.

>>736431879
younow?

>>736431722
I wish I didn't have to decide my own future

>>736431943
I'll give it a go

>>736431879
Well If helps, just make a fast cut.
And enjoy your end.

>>736431943
I'll give it a go.

>>736432049
>younow
thanks

>>736431510
>>>736430876
>Phone too old to run periscope. Got any other ideas?
Tinychat cam4 Facebook and YouTube livestreaming hmmm don't kys

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DAYUM /b/ is bloodthirsty

Slitting your wrists is surprisingly hard. Don't do it man. tell your family what your feeling and they will help you

>>736432133
GET BANNED YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG

WHICH IS REDIT

FUCKING FAGGOT

>>736432049
alright man post the link as well i recommend u do it in the #boys tag its full of young girls tryna see some dick will be funny

>>736432089
not /b/,
the core.

>>736426311

q=iletyoumyid

>>736432079
younow will not run either, but i tried facebook live and that seems to work alright. Will post link soon.

>>736432404
Godspeed

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You don't want to end up with this shit man. Get help

>>736426311
Network cable, door handle. A guy from Sweden used this method and live streamed it a couple of years ago.

Remember, the goal is to block the blood flowing through your neck to your brain.
Like with submission chokes, it'll only take seconds before you pass out.

Also: don't do it.

OP if you are gonna kill yourself at least die with dignity dont stream it to these faggots

>>736432404
thank you anon , any nickname for remember the thread?
>>736432459
you're a coward

>>736432215
Fucking make me bitch! I bet you couldn't beat your way out of a wet paper bag you fucking little bitch

>>736432459
Will not matter if he dose not fail to an hero. The dead do not care.

>>736426311
Get a job

>>736432601
He's such a failure he could even finish himself off

>>736432601
True but very few people are successful this way

>>736432577
FUCKING SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW

IM BEATING MYSELF OFF RIGHT NOW TO SOME DEAD CHICK >>>736432340

>>736432682
I beat depression bitch what have you done?

>>736432459
You must really hate summer when you can't wear long sleeves all day

>>736432765
I've been a functioning person in society

>>736432699
That is a good point however OP could toss a toaster in with himself.

>>736432805
Sunburn is worse

>>736432765
This.
People act as if suicidal depression is just a mood one could simply overcome by thinking a few happy thoughts.

>>736426720
Why dont you also kill yourself you white knight
We wanna see blood
Youre doing the right thing OP
We'll make you a meme, also tell us which part of your family to troll or blame pls

>>736432878
More entertaining. He would shake around for a bit and we'd hear a buzz

>>736432878
RCD won't let toaster work

>>736432921
>what is suncream

>>736432765
you borderline faggots should just be eradicated anyways
i wish you wouldve died nigger

>>736426311
You should not do it, but rather get help. But if you are gonna do it, be sure to do it right. You should DEFINETELY get some drug to assist you on it, morphine, alcohol, anything that can ease the pain. And you could just kill yourself with on the energy outlet. Specially if it's 220v+.

>>736432933
It's all about how fast your neurons create pulses through your brain. People that are depressed send slower and less powerful electric currents. That is why they are depressed

>>736432933
No it's one of the hardest things you can do but it is beatable. A lot of therapy and drugs needed but many people have done it

>>736433001
Run an extension cord from a outlet outside the bathroom.

>>736433146
I agree. But it can also be caused by external factors too

give us an update OP, you got this, you can do it. Make 4chan great again

Where's the link op

I think Op was a fag

>>736433333

>>736433180
The RCD is on all outlets. It measures the current coming in against the current going out and opens the circuit if there's a difference. Only way to electrocute yourself is to complete the circuit so nothing goes to ground

ITT OP finally does something right?

>>736433146
Nah nigga, the story is more complex and involves dopamine, serotonin and the sensitivity of the receptors.
Some depressions stem from lack of dopamin release, some depressions from lack of serotonin, some both.

And some are depressed due to dull serotonin receptors, such as people who've abused MDMA for a longer period of time.

>>736433416
Attach a copper wire on both of the prongs and stick the copper wire into the tub

>>736433444
All of this is guess work and not even the experts really know what causes depression

>>736433444
I was just saying like the simplest shit bc people here don't know a lot about that

>>736426311
you only put in one application? lazy fuck.

OP is a raging faggot

>>736433521
Probably won't kill you tho as the current would have to pass your heart.

>>736433179
I was depressed between the age of 16-20.
I only admitted to myself 3 years in and got diagnosed.
Took meds for 4 months with poor results. I think what really cured it was a handful of heavy LSD trips and time.

>>736433794
Fuck

>>736433827
5 grams of liberty caps helped me

>>736432865
>functioning person
>/b/
come on this isn't a YLYL thread

>>736433571
Well, those chemicals are definitely involved in whether you feel like shit or not. Drugs which increase their release or uptake can vouch for that.

>>736433053
Rather be borderline then a fucking retard like you

You have a judicial board hearing now

>>736432865
Functioning people don't use 4chan dumbass

>>736434068
I'm not saying that's not true but look at any of those meds and it'll say 'we dont fully understand how this drug works' FMRI and PET scans are quickly changing that tho

>>736433571
I think it is merely the human condition to find imperfections in our lives. I believe it's supposed to be a precursor to push us to seek improvement, however there are too many distractions(drugs, internet) for most people so they forget about self improvement.

retard op

I think OP bailed

dude, if you are willing to suicide just do sth cool and reckless risk you life be fucking james bond go to syria and fight isis pr sth

>>736433982
So many reports of people saying psilocybin or LSD helped them combat depression, so little interest in investigating and researching further...
The war on drugs is sadly handicapping the medical and cognitive sciences.
Also, it's not as if people would abuse psychedelics or drop dead left and right if those substances were decriminalized either.

>>736434411
This is way cooler then my suggestion to toss a toaster in the bath tub.

>>736434347
A lot of its to do with being smart enough to see how shitty the world is and how small you really are.
As they say, ignorance is bliss

>>736434533
One day it'll all change but for now shrooms grow everywhere :D

>>736434344
Yup.

Also, as someone who once was depressed, and also has experienced a terrible hangover from MDMA, I can for sure say that a hangover from way too much MDMA is the ultimate depression simulator.
So yeah, low serotonin seems very likely to be related to depression. It was exactly the same.

>>736434533
In Portugal usage dropped after decriminalization because people could seek treatment instead of be arrested.

Why do responsible adults need to be babysat on what they can or can't put in their bodies? IS this Soviet Russia or North Korea where only the wealthiest or politically affluent is allowed any drug they want? While the peasants get life sentences for growing a fucking PLANT of all things. Something that grows from the fucking ground like a god damn tomato.

Meanwhile the government spams tons upon tons of toxic life-threatening baby-deforming chemicals. And we get the prison sentence. You know for a fact rich politicians can get any drug they want on speed dial, but somehow it's MY fault if I want to relax on a Sunday afternoon with a blunt. Fuck the government.

>>736434720
Yeah man, just a few months left for that special season ;)

>>736434411
what use is some scrawny depressed faggot going to be against isis?

>>736434600
and being lazy enough to not do anything to make your life better

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>>736434838
Found this growing a few days ago. Season is early :D

>>736426311
Become trans and kill yourself cause mental illness

>>736435084
If he kills himself now it'll still be due to mental illness

Well, things could be worse. At least you aren't a nigger.

>>736433416
This is not correct at all in most of America. Most places only require that protection in wet locations like bathrooms and kitchens. Could just always go grab the old bus bar with both hands by opening your panel. Only need a screwdriver and those 100amps should fry you proper before the main breaker pops. Shitty painful way to go.

Just find something over 60 feet and dive on off. Head will pop like a zit

>>736433794
One wire with left hand other with right. Preferably wet first. Better yet caratoid sinus in neck to left hand.

>>736434808
Agreed.
My family owns a decent ammount of rural land/forest.
Yet if I pick a single, practically harmless mushroom from the soil we own, I'm suddenly a criminal.
And this is supposedly one of the "free" western nations.
The government does some really good things. It's better to have a stable government than to be fucking Somalia, though in this particular matter they should just the the fuck off our backs.

>>736435279
how you know?

>>736435069
lol how?
Summer just begun over here, how the hell do you have mushrooms already?
You live in northen Sibiria?

>>736435493
I think the US government itself has been great for 200 years but now its decaying and even bak then it was mostly corporations ruining it. The reason weed is illegal is because 100 years ago paper and hemp products were competing with each other so they branded all hemp products to look like they were for drug addled losers.

Same thing with sassafras. Only illegal because of some shitty corporate war 100 years ago. Why the fuck can't they make root beer with sassafras anymore? Greed, nothing more.

>>736435653
Ireland man, it's fucking raining all the time

>>736435504
The pics with the time stamps show a white hand?

>>736435332
Really? In my country it's on everything bar the lights

>>736435781
You can buy sassafras root tea and gumbo filet made out of the leaves. They just have to label it a carcinogenic substance even though beer is literally 100 times more carcinogenic. He who has the gold makes rules. People use democracy to prevent competition and fatten thier wallets.

>>736435908
I fix refrigeration systems for a living and those bastards are the bane of my existence. They trip if you look at them the wrong way.

I understand why we need codes but the nanny state is too much sometimes. Housing is far less affordable because of all the codes, safer but less affordable.

>>736436016
The potency is gone. It's nothing like the root beer people were drinking in the 1920s.

>>736435785
Alright, I live in northen Sweden. They usually pop up in late August (mid september for southern Sweden, I've heard) when the average temp is lower.
They seem to handle cold pretty well. Even a while after the first frost nights I still found a few a couple of years back.

>>736436278
I said fuck all about root beer which is actually made of a similar tasting but unrelated root called sarsparilla. If you want soda made from sasafrass go brew some. I routinely harvest leaves for gumbo and roots for tea. it makes a delicious red tea with some sugar in it.

>>736436328
Do ye get libs? normally we don't get them until at least august too and then they die out with the first frost

>>736436508
soudnns good man one day I want to learn to brew my own drinks. Cheers.

the only ones who should kys are these potheads

>>736436537
Fly to Florida. P. Cubenisis is virtually a weed down there. Any cow pasture after a rain should yield more than you could use in a year.

>>736436537
do u guys grow them or just find them? if u just find them how do u know they are safe?

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>>736432970
kys and livestream it so that we can see some blood and since OP looks considered he will understand he would make too much of a mess and decide instead to seek professional help.

>>736435781
Not american, but your government started the war on drugs, and 95% of the European countries licked your governments ass in that matter, so here we all stand.

Good thing atleast weed is getting legalized in many states, and becoming normalized in continental Europe.
I'm from Sweden, a ridiculously liberal country in every fucking question except for drugs. The majority still believes in 60s myths, and few have even tried cannabis.

Lived in California for a few months. The cultural difference in perspective on drugs, and the availability was huge.