Story about a bunch of 12 year olds flirting with me at the mall

Sounds like this story may have been embellished.

For shame, anon.

>>736417069
have sex in phonebooth

Where is the
>Owo what's this anon ?
When she sits on your lap

Entire story is a blatant lie. OP has no gf

>>736417069
How old are you OP?
What Country was this in?

>>736417069

very nice sexual fantasy OP

Really hope this was true. Hot as fuck OP. And props to your gf.

Only thing you should have done differently is to ask them when they'll next be at the mall. Meet them there the same time a week later, etc.

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>Be me
>14 at arcade
>Playing Big Buck Hunter
>Almost Perfect game
>Girl creeps behind me and slaps my ass
>Missed the trophy kill

>>736419041
Not weird at all
Totally normal
Feds wouldn't even show up
Faggot

MODS MODS MODS

>>736419786
You think the feds will show up if you speak to an underage girl. Who called them? And what the fuck they going to say?

I'm not suggesting OP molest them ffs.

>>736419506
i hope you broke her fucking nose with the butt of the gun

>>736420797
Stupid cord was too short

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>>736417069
Cool story, bro.

>>736417069
You sound like a good person, Anon.
I hate kids so I would have either walked away, yelled at them, or fucking glare at them so hard they would cry

>>736421220
>penor at them so hard they would cry
FTFY

>>736417069
You're gross, OP. 12 is way too old

>>736421484
>whattheactualfuck.jpg

>>736421560
>earlysummerandIalreadylearnedthismeme.png

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>>736421560

>>736419786
Was joking but still weird as fuck why would he even do that

>>736419506
>Playing Big Buck Hunter

fag

>>736417069
Prepare for the break-up, asshole. You gave your gf ammo, she is going to mark you as a pedo to everyone including your family. How could you be so fucking stupid?

>>736417069
cont
>then OP woke up in his mother's basement surrounded by piss bottles and a bunch of loli hentai posters

>>736417069
sorry OP, that's the kind of thing that will tear at your soul until you die. always thinking "what if"

>>736422071
Not, OP but I've been with my wife for ten years, and she doesn't mind that I look at 13-14yo girls.

Liking girls in the 12-16yo range isn't paedophilia, by the way. They're pubescent.

I've given my wife very strong indications that I like even younger girls, and she clearly has no interest in 'outing' me as a pedo.

If a girl is in a long-term relationship with you, it would be just as embarrassing for her if she 'outed' you.

>>736422411
You are a neckbeard living in his mom's basement and fuck off

>>736422365
This.

Post pictures from photo booth!!

>>736422596
>projecting this hard

I'm a 30yo university professor. Been in relationship 10 years, married for 2. Never lived in a basement.

And I like dem lolis.

>>736422996
yeah what the hell OP? where are the pictures?

>>736422996
This

it's time to buck up and make good on this post of yours, OP

it's time to deliver

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>>736422996
That was actually a really smart response.

>>736422996
>OP shaking in his boots
>unable to deliver

>>736417069
you should've invited them to watch as you have sex with your gf

btw how old are you?

>>736423018
And I am the Queen of France

>>736423364
I don't want to reveal the identity of the young girl away so therefore I cannot show the pics

>>736423716
France is a republic you mongoloid.

>>736423716
>>736423018
4chan, the only place where being a 30yo university professor in a stable relationship is as unrealistic as being the queen of France. You guys do realize this is not that impossible right?

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>>736417069
>Ask the girls if me and my friends can use their pool and all swim together. They say yes. We swim and have a grand olde time!

>>736424229
>my daddy bought be a hot tub
>yeah, well mind bought 5 niggers to ride like ponies

>>736424205
No 30 year old in a stable relationship with a real live woman is going to be trolling /b/, let alone a fucking university professor

>>736422996
OP here. They kept the pictures unfortunately //:

>>736423940
mm hmm

>>736417069
>Just moved in to new neighborhood
>17, Junior in HS just finished, last few weeks of summer
>Hanging out with the two dudes my age, playing basketball, riding bikes, smoking weed, etc.
>One of the dudes' little sister just came back from staying with mom
>Dresses like a slut, somewhat chubby w/ half moon shorts and scene kid hair (such was the custom of the time)
>Other dude and I are swimming in his pool, chubslut comes over to join us
>String bikini, too small for the curves
>End up spitroasting her with my newfound dude
>She's only into it for a bit, then sort of freaks out, finishes us with handjobs
>Don't question it because I'm deciphering whether that was gay or not
>Find out when school starts that she goes to the same middle school as my little sister
>neverspeakofitagain.jpeg

>>736423982
Autistic retard spotted

>>736424372
I'm also a 30 year old tho, I've been with my gf for a little over 10 years and have a career. Nigga I like to blow off steam and sometimes I'm bored. You think some magic happens after a certain age where this sort of thing just disappears?

>>736423407
Gf would of been more interested in having them to herself
I was 20 when this happened, 22 now.

>>736423940
This guy is not OP

>>736424359
Damn dude, proofread your posts.

>>736424530
Yes, the magic of maturing

>>736424372
Bitch, it's summer for your lecturers as well, you know.

>>736422071
My gf is a bigger pedo than me.

OP, here I have to confess, the girls weren't really girls but twelve year old boys and my gf isn't really a boy but a girl

>>736424796
I can't argue agaisnt this

>>736424649
Sorry to tell you man. I am, in the eyes of society a very mature person. Doesn't stop me from trolling /b/ sometimes when I'm bored. Don't you know you're here forever?

>>736424781
Marry her anon. Make a baby with that pedo-wench

>>736424871
>>736424649
Oldfag here. Can confirm this shit is a life sentence.

>>736424451
Sounds pretty hot. I've only had one good friend with a fuckable little sister. But he's retarded protective and suspicious. He tried to fight me because I added his sister on Facebook (she's 14, we were 20)
Chances are he probably has a thing for her and faps in her panties.

pic or it didn't happen.

>>736424887
Oh I plan on it. Although I am scared to have a daughter with her cause
1. We have a serious dd/lg thing going on
2. We both really like loli's

>>736424781
birds of feather flock together

>>736424205
35 year old university professor in stable relationship here. Don't like lolis though.

>>736425444
Thanks for giving me enough to report you.

MODS MODS MODS

>>736425516
>Don't like lolis though.
Go back to reading Foucault then, normalfag.

>>736417069
OP you gotta go back to that mall by yourself as often as possible.....

>>736423018
>>736424205
>>736424372
>>736425516
Hey guys, 182 year old head master of Hogwarts checking in. Not in a stable relationship and at my age basically every living human is a loli.

>>736425630
Don't like Foucault either.

>>736425618
16 year old male virgin kid spotted

>>736425704
Sneak into Gryffindor dorms. Bestgirl Hermione is yours for the taking anon.

>>736425618
Man you are a special kind of retarded

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>>736417069
Thread has been reported to the FBI, enjoy the party van OP

>>736425943
Those tabs got me absolutely geeked right now

>>736425943
2/10. Nice try